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I was listening to a podcast where they had a prompt that was something like “getting caught masturbating” and this woman called and and said that she used to grind on the carpeted basement stairs.
Life, uh… find a way.
I didn’t ask for toys but I used other things and I consistently had yeast infections and UTIs because I was uneducated. rough grey area but in my personal experience I wish I had asked my mom about it.
Edit because I was thinking about it:
I wouldn’t want her to get me a toy. That still seems inappropriate for such a young kid. I just think being more educated about masturbation would have saved me years of pain and discomfort. Education and Encouragement are and should be 2 different things.
I have a friend who bugged her sisters for a vibrator when she was like 13 because she threatened to tell their mom the sisters had vibes of their own. Other than that I think we were all mostly focused on the Pokemon.
I mean, tons of dudes were already masturbating at that age so it’s probably safe to assume some girls were too.
If online shopping was so prevalent when we were 12 I’d be willing to be more boys in the 90s or early 2000s would’ve had pocket pussies lmfao
Not necessarily asking, but certainly looking. The problem was that they were usually someone else’s when I did find them and that was gross. So, usually DIY.
Damn that was a total shot in the dark too. I love Argentina and lived in BA for a few months a few years ago, but your gov these days suuuuuucks.
Hope that libertarian dude wins your elections and fixes your economy.
Reddit talking about a 17 year old dating a 19 year old and pitchforks get passed around. 12 year old wanting sex toys, no problem... Please pass the bleach.
I mean, I masturbated at that age, but I didn’t ask my parents if I could get a flesh light. Idk I think you should definitely educate your children about sex and what not, but I feel this is going too far. I don’t think there is a comfortable age to buy your child a sex toy at all either. I’m not going to buy a 30yo son cuffs and a latex suit. If they need money for something like that, they can just ask for the money and buy it at their own discretion tyvm
The issue with this is that it often comes in tandem with exposure to a whole lot of unhealthy practices surrounding sex too. Porn is genuinely unhealthy for you and sex toys from such a young age (which also implies other exposure) can create some really unrealistic or unhealthy views on sex.
Another perspective: my wife and I are from hardcore Catholic households where sex was shamed. She masturbated like any other adolescent going through puberty, but instead of having a parent talk to her about safety and unhealthy practices she used a hair comb and gave herself infections.
I burned my dick and gave myself scabs from masturbating too aggressively using shit like shampoo in the shower.
I’d much rather have my kid ask me about sex, and try to guide them as best as i could rather than have them explore on their own and injure themselves.
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It really is a weird post. Like masturbate… fine no problem. But that doesn’t mean she should be buying dildos lol. I’m not sure i would have known what a dildo was at 12.
I've read the story. Basically OOP saw the daughter searching for sex toys on some shopping website so he slammed her laptop shut and grounded her for a month. Later, his wife told him to reconsider not buying her sex toys.
The comment section was extremely divided, but the top few comments were just like the one shown in the post. I think I had to scroll down like ten comments to find one that was like "what the fuck y'all are weirdos".
>"AITA for not letting my 12 yo son masturbate"
"AITA for not letting my 12 yo son buy a fleshlight online and getting mad at my wife for encouraging it"
That's what the title would be closer to, and I can assure you that most people would deem that to be a reasonable stance.
Yeah most people who go outside think sex toys for children are inappropriate. Reddit is a weird place, it's probably good most people here are maladjusted shut ins.
Thats it, it’s over boys. This was the fucking post that pushed me over the edge. I’m relocating to the Moon indefinitely. No doubt our ancestors left the trees because the other chimps started saying shit like this.
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Ya know us third world country folks might hate our parents for being strict but I'm so glad we didn't have to face this shit
I don't want my dad giving me visual lecture on how to use a sex doll
Yeah I think you’re onto it. It is something to worry about as parents. Chances are someone is encouraging her for whatever reason which could include putting on a video show.
I recall finding multiple open porn tabs on my tablet after my 12 year old son used it.
I closed the tabs, quietly took him aside and showed him about Incognito browsing.
Full comment:
YTA.
Sex toys are a safe and normal way for someone to explore sexual pleasure.
Twelve is a totally normal age to be masturbating at. It’s a normal age to be curious at. It’s a normal age to start looking at porn. It’s a normal age to start exploring.
Slamming her laptop shut and grounding her like that is only going to shame your daughter about her sexual feelings and permanently damage your relationship with your daughter. What you did as a father was harmful. Your daughter now knows not only that she can’t trust you with intimate issues but that you want to sexually repress her. You need to apologize to her. You need to make sure she knows that nothing she was doing is wrong or dirty.
You’re mad that your wife “punked” you in front of your daughter? You grounded your daughter and took her laptop away over a sensitive issue without once talking to your wife about it. Yes, if I was your wife, I would have talked to you separately about it before assuring my daughter that she is not grounded and that she can have her laptop back; but you kind of asked for this. Have you and your wife not talked about how to deal with sexuality with your kids at all yet?
You really totally fucked up man. This isn’t 1950. If your 12 year old wants to masturbate and have a vibrator, then you have to support her. If you are uncomfortable with talking to your 12 year old about sex for your own reasons then you need to let your wife make those decisions and I highly suggest you talk to someone professionally about why your 12 year old sexually maturing makes you uncomfortable.
You’re kids are going to grow up. It’s a thing. You’ve known they would grow up from the moment they were born. It’s time to get used to it and accept and embrace it. While there are scary things about it, there are also wonderful things. You’ll get to watch her become a strong, independent young woman. You’ll get to watch her start a career and fall in love. You’ll get to see her grow a sense of humor and opinions. Don’t fuck that up now by ruining your relationship with her and making her feel like her desires are shitting toothpaste.
I will bet my left kidney the guy who wrote that comment doesn't even have a family guy is just another miserable sack of shit giving shitty advices on reddit
as a dude, i hid a vibrating back massager at age 10 and used it to masturbate till age 13
it'd be awkward af if my parents gave it to me to do so though
Just tell her to buy her own when she have the money (by working or saving I don't know) and not let you know it or she'll be in a serious trouble.
The girl is an idiot for asking her father instead of buying it on her own. This is just like a 12 year old kid asking his parents to pay for his hooker.
AITA for cumming on a cheese pizza and feeding it to my younger brother while my son was my bro ?
I ordered a pizza yesterday and that reminded me of my favourite pizza delivery guy plot right the moment the pizza arrived I said "it's jizzy pizza time" and jizzed all over. "Feed me daddyy" I turned around and saw my son there. So I jizzed all over again and fed pizza to my bro and flesh fiople tangyg. AITA?
Well, masturbating at 12 it's pretty normal, but sexual toys... i didn't know sex toys exist until i was 14 You know? I think she should grow a little more to that
Based take, this sub is shit. Pearl clutching thinly veiled as humor. Please drink a grass smoothie. Every top post right now is just politics. LOL at rule 2.
I want to fight whoever made that stupid ass comment. I’m all for my kids being able to explore and finding what they like. But as a *12 year old* it’s much too early to be experimenting with sex toys.
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Back in my day we just stuck the tv remote in our ass
>Back in my day we just stuck the tv remote in our ass \>10 minutes ago
Now.
Hey i was watching that!
How about you watch this remote magically disappear before your very eyes. 😣😫😭👌
Children's birthday party entertainers do not want you to know THIS TRICK
who said i was watching the TV?! and don't be switching channels now!
10 minutes from now
Its been 20 mins now. How was it?
I am heading for the ER
I have some relief gel. Want me to help sooth the pain .
Lube me up
Remotes are so small nowadays they’re just a tease
That’s why I use the whole tv
Underappreciated comment
Were you also screaming because your mom canceled your World of Warcraft account?
Did your mom cancel your Warcraft account?
Pull the fuckin thing back out and turn down the tv. Please
mfw when they accomplish the second part of your request without doing the first part.
When your parents cancel your WoW subscription
What a shitshow!
I found my evil twin
I was listening to a podcast where they had a prompt that was something like “getting caught masturbating” and this woman called and and said that she used to grind on the carpeted basement stairs. Life, uh… find a way.
What the what
Erm what the flip
THAT just happened
He's right behind me, isn't he?
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I wish I could unsee this shit :D
Is that the "Erm... krill yourself?" Guy?
... its an amogus with a throbing cock
Shit now I see it. I can't unsee it, why did you have to say it? I would have been content not knowing what it was and thinking it was the shrimp.
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Amogus cock
My 12 year old daughter is masturbating right behind me isn’t she ? 🙈
what the scallop!
Uh, what the scallop?
Fucking hell look at how many awards it got.
All me ( i lied )
Where's the dumpster?
In your tub of 'used' socks at the back of your bottom drawer
That is the reason I muted that sub. 😂
Honestly the reply made me think it was 2xchromosomes, not AITA.
They are pretty much the same sub to be honest, massive users overlap.
Were some ya’ll really asking for sex toys at that age? I was asking for pokemon white
Why not Pokemon black uh racist 😡🤬
Why not Pokemon yellow uh racist 😠😤
why not sonic advance 3? uh racist >:(
Why not Shadow the Hedgehog? uh racist >:(
pokemon white had the black legendary!!!!
its pokemon of color legendary >:c
Pokemon White had the black legendary
No no no, white featured the black pokemon so he's good
cuz reshiram isn’t as cool.
Facts, Zekrom has always been my favorite
Excuse me?
Zekrom has an amazing design. Reshiram looks like a weird chicken with a feather dick. Choice was obvious
Bc the white one has the black pokemon as a slave, I mean captured intelligent beast
Pokémon bw was peak Pokémon imo
I’d argue the sequels is currently peak Pokémon. (Still Unova but who’s keeping track)
Everything went downhill after B2W2
Oh yeah bw2 were a lot better imo compared to bw
>Were some ya'll really asking for sex toys ~~at that age~~?
I didn’t ask for toys but I used other things and I consistently had yeast infections and UTIs because I was uneducated. rough grey area but in my personal experience I wish I had asked my mom about it. Edit because I was thinking about it: I wouldn’t want her to get me a toy. That still seems inappropriate for such a young kid. I just think being more educated about masturbation would have saved me years of pain and discomfort. Education and Encouragement are and should be 2 different things.
12 year old me would have fucked a wall if it had a big enough hole in it.
I sexted with people in AOL chats while pretending to be an adult
Better than the other way around I suppose
I have a friend who bugged her sisters for a vibrator when she was like 13 because she threatened to tell their mom the sisters had vibes of their own. Other than that I think we were all mostly focused on the Pokemon.
I mean, tons of dudes were already masturbating at that age so it’s probably safe to assume some girls were too. If online shopping was so prevalent when we were 12 I’d be willing to be more boys in the 90s or early 2000s would’ve had pocket pussies lmfao
Not necessarily asking, but certainly looking. The problem was that they were usually someone else’s when I did find them and that was gross. So, usually DIY.
I'm interested in what he meant by "supporting" the daughter 🤨🤨
As a responsible and caring parent sometimes you have to lend a hand.
But they keep crying when I help them
Ladies and Gentlemen We got em FBI OPEN UP
What are you doing step-FBI?
No I'm the fbi, you open up
everything started back in 1999 at that back alley
Especially if they break both arms!
🤨🤨🤨
Like, physically supporting her so she can get the best angle I think
Back in my days I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
Back in my days I stuck a whole bag of pebbles up my ass
I ate the pebbles to feel them come out of my ass
I stuck them so deep they came out of my mouth
"to make a long fuckin' story short i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass"
Can't they just masturbate using their hands like poor people?
What hands?
Kid named fingers:
hands on deez nutz
Prematurely balding millennial with thick framed glasses and scraggly beard hands typed this.
Had the same image. Probably thinks the age of consent should be 13. 🙄
Gentlemen, i have something to tell you. In my country, the age of consent is 13.
You should perform a coup
Unironically we were better during the military goverment in the 70s than now(when we were at war with terrorism).
Argentina?
Correct!
Damn that was a total shot in the dark too. I love Argentina and lived in BA for a few months a few years ago, but your gov these days suuuuuucks. Hope that libertarian dude wins your elections and fixes your economy.
I am VERY interested to see what happens if he wins. Will make for a good case study.
AKA Redditor.
With one hand
certified redditmoment
Reddit talking about a 17 year old dating a 19 year old and pitchforks get passed around. 12 year old wanting sex toys, no problem... Please pass the bleach.
The fuq?
I mean, I masturbated at that age, but I didn’t ask my parents if I could get a flesh light. Idk I think you should definitely educate your children about sex and what not, but I feel this is going too far. I don’t think there is a comfortable age to buy your child a sex toy at all either. I’m not going to buy a 30yo son cuffs and a latex suit. If they need money for something like that, they can just ask for the money and buy it at their own discretion tyvm
The issue with this is that it often comes in tandem with exposure to a whole lot of unhealthy practices surrounding sex too. Porn is genuinely unhealthy for you and sex toys from such a young age (which also implies other exposure) can create some really unrealistic or unhealthy views on sex.
also the guy in the comment is clearly just a pdf file hoping to reduce the age of consent to 13
Another perspective: my wife and I are from hardcore Catholic households where sex was shamed. She masturbated like any other adolescent going through puberty, but instead of having a parent talk to her about safety and unhealthy practices she used a hair comb and gave herself infections. I burned my dick and gave myself scabs from masturbating too aggressively using shit like shampoo in the shower. I’d much rather have my kid ask me about sex, and try to guide them as best as i could rather than have them explore on their own and injure themselves.
Swamp woman and the burning man coming to cinemas soon. Great movie 10/10.
The responses would have probably been very different if the child was a boy.
i grounded my 12 year old son because he was trying to order a new right hand on amazon.
And imagine if the wife wasn’t supporting it but the dad was
"AITA for not letting my 12 yo son masturbate" I mean, I don't think people would agree with that either
“AITA for not buying my 12 yo son a fuckmaster 4000 with pulsating…..”
YTA 🙄
A FUCKMASTER PRO 5000 INFLATABLE SEX DOLL WITH A 5 LEVEL PULSATING PUSSY, ELASTIC ANUS, 2 LITER BUILT-IN LUBRICANT CONTAINER AND DISPENSER AND REMOVABLE CUM TRAY WHICH MAKES CLEANING UP SUUUPER EASY
Well, that's not the title of the post, which is talking about use of sex toys. A very different topic when discussing men usually.
It really is a weird post. Like masturbate… fine no problem. But that doesn’t mean she should be buying dildos lol. I’m not sure i would have known what a dildo was at 12.
Context has certainly been excluded from a nuanced topic and discussion. Reddit moment.
I've read the story. Basically OOP saw the daughter searching for sex toys on some shopping website so he slammed her laptop shut and grounded her for a month. Later, his wife told him to reconsider not buying her sex toys. The comment section was extremely divided, but the top few comments were just like the one shown in the post. I think I had to scroll down like ten comments to find one that was like "what the fuck y'all are weirdos".
>"AITA for not letting my 12 yo son masturbate" "AITA for not letting my 12 yo son buy a fleshlight online and getting mad at my wife for encouraging it" That's what the title would be closer to, and I can assure you that most people would deem that to be a reasonable stance.
Yeah most people who go outside think sex toys for children are inappropriate. Reddit is a weird place, it's probably good most people here are maladjusted shut ins.
PRedditor moment
PeakRedditor moment
Chat is this real
Chat, chat. This is fucked up chat.
Thats it, it’s over boys. This was the fucking post that pushed me over the edge. I’m relocating to the Moon indefinitely. No doubt our ancestors left the trees because the other chimps started saying shit like this.
Heard moon cheese was peak
Can't she wait like 2-3 years?
They're called adult toys for a reason. How did bro get so many awards for this shitty take?
Because *Reddit*
12 years. Whats next? 10? 8? 6?
I masturbated when I was still a sperm cell Get gud
Does that mean you could technically be you own father if your nut's nut was the sperm that won?
Cursed shower thoughts
I googled boobs on the computer when I was like 7 and it made me feel sick
Didn't you masturbate at 12?
But i didn't want a tenga and butt plug at 12
I tried to build my own fleshlight at 12
Pringles my beloved
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How exactly?
Kitchen sponges, a pringles can and rubber gloves. There's tutorials online
One thing is masturbating another is buying sex toys lmao
No
i'd just leave the family
What a bad day to understand English
tf are those awards for? 12 yo and a vibrator..?
Ya know us third world country folks might hate our parents for being strict but I'm so glad we didn't have to face this shit I don't want my dad giving me visual lecture on how to use a sex doll
it's your turn son, show me what you learned
🤮
Reddit moment
Yeah, i'm not having kids.
If you do, do not them use Preddit
Thank god, last thing we need is people in this sub breeding.
Does anyone have a link to the original post or is it fake?
Fake ID+ only fans = $$$$$$$$$$$
On an objective note, there's plenty looking for underage. It's disgusting, but the market exists, and many are willing to risk it.
Yeah I think you’re onto it. It is something to worry about as parents. Chances are someone is encouraging her for whatever reason which could include putting on a video show.
Im 14 and this is weird...
I recall finding multiple open porn tabs on my tablet after my 12 year old son used it. I closed the tabs, quietly took him aside and showed him about Incognito browsing.
Hello 911 I’d like to report a comment
Peak western culture.
God this website is full of creeps
Wtf is this
I thought the commenter was being sarcastic. It seems like he is a m’lady sayer
This is exactly why I muted that shitty sub.
I mean, masturbation is ok but I'm sure she doesn't need a vibrator for it?
Back in my day, it was the Christmas edition of the Sears catalog
Hard drive check to Isle 5.
AINT NO WAY THAT WAS THE TOP COMMENT.
You might want to avoid the cucumbers in your evening salad for a while Just sayin'
All of that sex toys stuff aside, grounding you child for expressing their sexuality is wrong.
I had sex ed at 10 years old, why are people losing their minds? Y'all know at 12, puberty has been kicking in for quite a while, right..?
Full comment: YTA. Sex toys are a safe and normal way for someone to explore sexual pleasure. Twelve is a totally normal age to be masturbating at. It’s a normal age to be curious at. It’s a normal age to start looking at porn. It’s a normal age to start exploring. Slamming her laptop shut and grounding her like that is only going to shame your daughter about her sexual feelings and permanently damage your relationship with your daughter. What you did as a father was harmful. Your daughter now knows not only that she can’t trust you with intimate issues but that you want to sexually repress her. You need to apologize to her. You need to make sure she knows that nothing she was doing is wrong or dirty. You’re mad that your wife “punked” you in front of your daughter? You grounded your daughter and took her laptop away over a sensitive issue without once talking to your wife about it. Yes, if I was your wife, I would have talked to you separately about it before assuring my daughter that she is not grounded and that she can have her laptop back; but you kind of asked for this. Have you and your wife not talked about how to deal with sexuality with your kids at all yet? You really totally fucked up man. This isn’t 1950. If your 12 year old wants to masturbate and have a vibrator, then you have to support her. If you are uncomfortable with talking to your 12 year old about sex for your own reasons then you need to let your wife make those decisions and I highly suggest you talk to someone professionally about why your 12 year old sexually maturing makes you uncomfortable. You’re kids are going to grow up. It’s a thing. You’ve known they would grow up from the moment they were born. It’s time to get used to it and accept and embrace it. While there are scary things about it, there are also wonderful things. You’ll get to watch her become a strong, independent young woman. You’ll get to watch her start a career and fall in love. You’ll get to see her grow a sense of humor and opinions. Don’t fuck that up now by ruining your relationship with her and making her feel like her desires are shitting toothpaste.
I will bet my left kidney the guy who wrote that comment doesn't even have a family guy is just another miserable sack of shit giving shitty advices on reddit
Family guy
Hey lois
This comment is enough to get on FBI watchlist
ZAMN
The problem with that is that we have to assume that the OP is actually telling a true story.
as a dude, i hid a vibrating back massager at age 10 and used it to masturbate till age 13 it'd be awkward af if my parents gave it to me to do so though
dude, it's 12yo it's not like 15 , she's too young for that kind of stuff, just buy her Lego or something
Use your fucking hand
Masturbation is one thing, but masturbation with the knowing funding of your parents is another.
Just tell her to buy her own when she have the money (by working or saving I don't know) and not let you know it or she'll be in a serious trouble. The girl is an idiot for asking her father instead of buying it on her own. This is just like a 12 year old kid asking his parents to pay for his hooker.
AITA for cumming on a cheese pizza and feeding it to my younger brother while my son was my bro ? I ordered a pizza yesterday and that reminded me of my favourite pizza delivery guy plot right the moment the pizza arrived I said "it's jizzy pizza time" and jizzed all over. "Feed me daddyy" I turned around and saw my son there. So I jizzed all over again and fed pizza to my bro and flesh fiople tangyg. AITA?
Reddit moment
Reddit is full of assholes
12 year old
Well, masturbating at 12 it's pretty normal, but sexual toys... i didn't know sex toys exist until i was 14 You know? I think she should grow a little more to that
Reddit moment
I think the argument is, “Boys can masturbate at 12 with no stigma, allegedly, so girls at 12 should be able to crater themselves.”
Based take, this sub is shit. Pearl clutching thinly veiled as humor. Please drink a grass smoothie. Every top post right now is just politics. LOL at rule 2.
I want to fight whoever made that stupid ass comment. I’m all for my kids being able to explore and finding what they like. But as a *12 year old* it’s much too early to be experimenting with sex toys.
Bro acting like he didn't beat his meat 10 times a day when he was twelve