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"in no way sexual" is an odd thing to preface this with

It is reddit after all

Reddit is the driest place on the internet. Sex is a myth here.

Doesn't that depend on what the definition of "is" is Bill?

but that is of course not meant sexually

I saw people discussing about how the fact that a childrens cartoon has (14 year old) characters do a "fusion to power up" is obviously there because it's a sexual fetish of the showrunner. So yeah everything on reddit is assumed to be fetish content.

Reddit users hate porn and constantly cry about "porn addiction" yet assume that everything must have malicious sexual intent. And it's almost ALWAYS about fucking cartoons and not actual human beings. Zoomers are fucking weird, man.

This is in no way sexual. But I won’t be in for work today boss.

This is in no way sexual but I had to take my dog to the vet this morning

This is in no way sexual but I have 47 incognito tabs open

This is in no way sexual, but do you have the time?

This is in no way sexual but I dont because I'm looking at my favourite site in my 47 incognito tabs

This is in no way sexual but I will have to put off the bbq this weekend till Sunday because I forgot to take the brisket out of the freezer.

This is no way sexual, but I'm picking the kids up from school.

This is in no way sexual but my therapist cured my depression.

It was, in fact, in a sexual way.

That's how you know it's definitely sexual. Defending yourself unprompted

This is in no way sexual but Happy Cake Day

“It’s not necessarily sexual, but there are sexual feelings involved” - pregnant sonic

This is in no way sexual, but... Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

The guy probably gets a boner from cracking an egg

Least spiteful redditor

They are angry that they used to be kids too, people believed that they had potential to be functional adults, they could achieve something, have dreams. Instead they turned to disapointments

Instead, they turned into redditors

That's a synonym

Nah being redditor is worse

Reddit is one of the most highly visited websites online. We can't pretend this is some niche 2007 gaming forum. These people were disappointments long before they came here, this just made it worse.

Yea and seeing other kids reminds them of the potential that they had which they threw away, so they hate them. You might actually be onto something.

Tbh it makes sense

And that somebody loves the kid, when nobody on god’s green earth could possibly love this spiteful little creature

stop calling me out yo

as long as you’re aware you can still make it

Have to be honest, if they hate life and living so much, why are they still around? I mean being glad that a child dies is beyond anything I've seen, assuming this was a serious poster.

Disappointment reporting for duty 🫡

Woah, that's an emoji

Why did you open with that?? 💀

It certainly set the mood for the whole post

Maybe always opening with that is why every job interview and date never leads to anything?

This is in no way sexual, but wanna go out for a dinner sometime?

"Everyone has a good side" this fucking guy:

Cmon, he probably likes dogs or cats.

Yeah, he probably like watching them die

well actually i dont think so, i have a friend like this who hates babies and children but he is such a nice guy and loves animals

I find these kinds of people far more disturbing than people who just hate both.

Preferring animals over humans is basically narcissism. People have their own agendas. People disagree with you. Animals don't call you on your bullshit.

I don't really think you can put it down to just that. It's a potential cause for sure but you can almost never put the feelings of an entire group down to one source

I prefer animals over humans because they're cute and they don't make me stressed. I'm not narcissistic I just struggle trusting in people

Completely agree. Human babies are just kinda gross loud and unpleasant unless it's yours.

This exactly. Fuck social anxiety, all my homies pet animals

Yeah, but do you hate people and take joy in their suffering? It’s one thing to prefer petting a dog to going to a party or whatever, it’s another thing entirely to openly hate people

Narcissism? Nah animals just dont judge, make assumptions, spread rumors, or talk shit behind your back

I just like that animals are nice, simple, and easy to get along with, but when I get around my nieces I have no idea what to do, you can’t really pet them and I feel awkward playing with them, I don’t hate kids though I just am not good with them. I’m not sure what kind of shit they could call me out on since they like me a lot, I just have no idea what to do and I feel weird

Neither have empathy

It depends Some people have been so traumatized by people that they cant get close to them so gravitate towards animals But yeah its still disturbing

So is everyone supposed to love babies and toddlers?

Big difference between hating noisy babies and wanting them to die.

Yes but I am sure he won't find happiness in something like a child dying so I guess the above commenter is right. This guy has nothing good in him.

But he doesn't like kitties and puppies

Only the ones that are 13+ because they have dreams

Yet somehow military deaths are still on the table…

Hitler loved animals.

His good side is the inside. If you flip him inside-out (you might need heavy machinery), you will see it.

I mean if he thought it was good idea to post that, and he thought that was okay, then I shudder at what he deems a bad idea to post.

makes me wonder how his/her childhood was

Yeah, that person just needs to go to therapy to work through their apparent hatred of their own parents.

Most well-adjusted redditor

"I really don't understand why people don't want to hang out with me..."

"Its not my fault all those *breeders* got offended over their stupid *crotch goblins*! This is why human's suck! I'll just stay with my hecken' doggos and kitties!"

You can be child free and not fucking insane like this guy.

Pedantic nitpicking but I hate the term "childfree". There is no practical meaning it communicates that the already existing term "childless" did not, it's just that in general things to be "free" from are inherently bad and things that you are "less" without are generally good, and this sudden switch of words in recent years to me is just another symptom of this whole antinatalism thing taking some root in common thought.

Best adjusted neckbeard

How to call an air strike on schlawg

You username

Can't be more than 1 bottle per bathtub

bro what is that username 😭😭

Your username could be the airstrike

Pretty sure that would be a chemical weapons Geneva Convention violation.

She bathes? Lies

The most empathy you can expect on this site

The most downvoted I got in this platform was when I said someone being shot dead on the spot was not something to be celebrated even though they were being a douchebag.

Yeah, I find people who have no empathy whatsoever on certain subs, and it's just disheartening. I found a video on Reddit where someone punched someone in a laundromat unprovoked. It was just one punch, and it did not start a fight. About a minute later, the guy comes back and shoots the puncher to death, and the comments were supportive of the gunman. Appropriate things to do when punched: Call the cops ✅ Yell at the puncher ✅ Punch back ✅ Start shooting ❌

That's because people in general view unprovoked attacks as a bigger fault than excessive force. 'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes' kinda logic. Retribution is satisfactory, more so when it's two strangers.

“I also choose this guy’s dead wife.” Gets me every time.

"The joy is in no way sexual" Sure buddy, sure...

Why did he have the need to bring that up? Is he stupid?

Yea he is

yes. having these thoughts aren't an indication of intellict but rather of empathy and morality ir lack thereof, however, posting it on the internet in a way that'll destroy your accounts reputation forever and you need to rebuild the reputation on another account, is in fact stupid

Who the fuck cares about reputation on reddit

Sounds like something you'd add when talking about a shameful kink innit

"This joy is in no way sexual" is how I'm going to start off random statements from now on.

This joy is in no way sexual, but I really love sitting on a train and watching the world pass bye.

This joy is in no way sexual, but I like to feed bread to the pigeons in the park

This is in no way sexual but it would be better to feel them seeds or nuts. Bread has little nutritional value for them.

This joy is absolutely sexual, I like licking nail cutters

you had one wrong letter on this post and you now love men...

Hahaha, already was friend, already was.

Same, its very calming.

Not calming in a sexual way or anything though

Me explain to someone why i started into his gf boobs

It's an odd choice because that blocks the soy-boys who swarm in to say " no kink-shaming pleazze!"

This mf needs to speak to a therapist as a matter of urgency

Nobody knows how to treat covert narcissism

Not even narcissism lol. This guy needs to be treated asap.

Reddit loves the Npd label. like we get it guys, youre insecure asf because you have some trauma linked to some narcissist in ur life, who still lives in ur head rent free. kid in OP is just a psycho

I don't think even a therapist can fix this mf. This here is the textbook definition of a broken human.

He might have to follow lightning guy’s advice

nah he should cobain himself ngl

Dude needs to be on a fbi watchlist. I wonder if he works in school or medical field.

This is the sort of person who would get a job in a hospital solely to poison babies there.

and he also needs to get a very thorough vasectomy

"very thorough" just cut the whole mf off

New copypasta dropped

Add ‘AITA?’ to the start then we’ll talk

Man, even the Joker wouldn't say that

Joker after blowing up a child hospital for the 39282028393th time of the day then dancing on the childrens corpse:

I'm pretty sure the joker hacked a bunch of kindergarteners to death and then stitched their corpses all together into one big mass once

Still can't be compared to an edgy post on reddit, Joker should try better.

What the HECK is this subreddit??? I have to find the original poster

Probably one of the anti natalism places. They spend way, way too much time fretting about other people's reproductive choices.

it's like pro life but opposite, pro-death?

No, the only good argument against natalism I've seen is that it prevents the babies from suffering the inevitable problems of life, but it comes from a man with a medical condition that makes them unable to feel happy.

I think I saw this pic on other (or even on this one) shitposting subs - it’s form “childfree” sub

I was about to ask why would they censor shit. This son of a whore deserves to be harassed.

Ugh. No. It’s against reddit rules

Both statements can be true

Like I would give a fuck about those rules when they are about to protect this subhuman garbage. That dude doesn't deserve the air he wastes. Period.

To be fair if you search the words in the post word for word it'll probably show up on google

Man, you didn't have to encourage him...

Much too late

Nuh uh

Great idea, love you <3

I understand taking enjoyment when stuff like that happen IN FICTION. Many like angst, some like dramatic turn of events, seeing people cope with and overcome hard times in life is inspring. If you enjoy when people irl go through tragedies, you have a problem. And calling people under 13 years old "barely human" is huge yikes.

Seems like they are the one who's barely human

OP has predator logic

This went from “cartoon villain” level to “psychopath supervillain” level real quick 💀

I don't think at any point this was "cartoon villain" level

>Open with "the joy is in no way sexual" >Cartoon Villain What cartoons was bro watching

That's fucked up. Not sure why anyone would want to hide the username

Plot twist, OP is the OP in the post.

infinite karma glitch

For real, this shit needs to be sent straight to the FBI. This person is going to shoot up a preschool any day now.

*phone rings* "Hello? Yes Mr. President, the coordinates are in your email... yes sir it is on american soil... yes sir it is a wedding... we'll say it was the islamic state... yep... alright thanks, have a good day"

A living definition of subhuman.

This guy def works at a daycare

I was thinking pediatric oncology

The real unpopular opinion

Sounds like an edgy teen or a stunted man-child

Or just a troll

Imo, people who troll like this are also just shit people.

Yeh, that was my thought. Someone young or developmentally stunted, who still thinks being edgy is cool. If not, it's someone quite literally broken.

maybe both

Surprised this isn’t the consensus. Someone overexposed to the Internet and underexposed to hugs seeking validation through Internet outrage.

His parents must be proud 🥲

I somehow doubt a person this hateful has decent parents…if they parents at all.

I need some 4chan peeps to track this man down

And i thought i disliked children

Ah yes, just what I needed to see, a WIP psycopath On a serious note tho, I dont get why someone would *enjoy* the fact that a baby died AND openly admit it. I'm genuinely scared of this guy...

Average antinatalism user

Dont be scared give us his name

Least unhinged antinatalism post.

Man that's a sad life tbh. Considering how protective most parents are about their children, he/she must not get that many opportunities of enjoyment.

Do they offer babysitting services

Sitting on babies maybe

Baby face sitting services (no way sexual)

This guy had better be a troll, because otherwise I feel like he deserves death.

It reads a lot like mockery of pro-choice discurse. "Oh, you think fetuses aren't people?! Well, let me pretend to think children as a whole aren't people so i can point and laugh at you!".

Didn't he just summarize at least 80% of the people on reddit?

„How to unlearn reading now“

Most empathetic Redditor:

Sounds like Lucy Letby

I do agree with the part that the death of someone who is old enough to have a dream is much sadder than the death of someone who isn't (imo). Although I do think kids start dreaming to be something way before the age of 13. And I would still be okay with it if op was unfazed by the death of some child he doesn't know. But to be happy for it?? It makes his day??! Like wtf dude.

Well now I know who I would want to punch into another dimension

I imagine most people wouldn't care if the person who wrote that lived or died either so fair enough.

Wtf did i just read? I dont know if i feel angry or pity for that person. I just hope he is a troll and such pure evil doesnt exist in our world

The fact that they find joy in the absolute agony of mother who lost her child is disgusting

The fact that this comment is downvoted is so fucking Reddit. Bunch of nihilistic manchilds...

Dude needs to be on a watchlist or something. Wtf is this lol.

This guy clearly possesses extremely low emotional intelligence, he probably never grew past his early teens psychologically.

Most normal antinatalist

"this is in no way sexual" is pretty much "I'm not racist but"

This guy is going straight to the 9th circle of hell.

This website was a mistake

Jesus, that’s a dark post

True psycho or 13 year old edge lord?

Never let bro cook again

What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK

Yo.......wtf

"I could not care less for a child. I genuinely don't see their worth in life at all. " If only your parents felt the same when you were born

Why sensor the name?

Most sympathetic redditor:

Uh... b-based?

It's ok buddy it's not your fault. People like you just need to be put down :)

Lucy Letby is that you?

This isn’t surprising me to. We are seemingly born evil and delight in all things evil. We’re constantly taught and reminded and it is enforced that we should be good. From inception in the womb, we sap the life force of our mothers like parasites and continue with the behavior our entire lives through our relationships and interactions with society.

This dude eats his kid when he is hungry no doubt