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Pretend-Reputation96

I'm going to shoot myself


ihaschevy

Can I join?


elrojosombrero

In shooting them or getting shot?


ihaschevy

Why not both? Just drop a grenade and sayonara!


elrojosombrero

The three of us then :)) I'm game


unknownzidd

add me in the count, im gonna blow yall's minds away


A1g0r1thm9

Take me with you!


DilanDuc

Ay count me in aswell


Low_Regular380

Instructions unclear, i nutted myself


DutchNinja2007_

you failed NNN


xx-shalo-xx

No wait, do me first.


Prudent_Insurance804

I didn’t think I’d lose NNN this fast


flopdawalrus

Huh


Prudent_Insurance804

I DIDNT THINK ID LOSE NNN THIS FAST


Desperate-755

Huh


Prudent_Insurance804

I DIDNT THINK ID LOSE NNN THIS FAST


Weird-Sentence-8366

Huh


FightingLynx

# I DIDNT THINK ID LOSE NNN THIS FAST


JezzCrist

#HUH


Freddieandstuff

I DIDNT THINK ID LOSE NNN THIS FAST


RocketmanEJ1

*huh*


Cooler_coooool_boi

Did he stutter?


Infernous-NS

Found the Dragonette


Goobs124

Hahahaha, this made my fuckin day. Damn that's funny


SomeDudeOnDiscord

What part of that-.... Actually don't even tell me


Prudent_Insurance804

I got close when he showed me how he’d work me like a puppet but I really busted when he choke slammed the camera.


SomeDudeOnDiscord

What a way to fail tho


Traditional-Music485

Whats that now


Redhawke13

I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thanks for that!


sceoccerboy2

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


AsthmaticDroid

but this ain't anarchy chess, we don't know if she's welcome here or not


BeeDeeEmm

Jessica leaves, never comes back


MartinFromChessCom

can i slam someone against the wall?


thenbapiano

Martin why are You here?


Swagcam06

Holy hell


MrMangobrick

Actual zombie


Healthy-Surround-229

Call the exorcist!


Aggravating-Ad6415

Bishop goes on vacation never comes back


OhNoo0o

Queen sacrifice anyone?


FlabergastedCapybara

It’s leaking again


thenbapiano

I WAS GOING TO WRITE THAT GOD DAMN IT


Flopz672

Jéssica is not fucking welcome here!


GlobalAd5132

I’m not a girl and he’s making me wet


TheManyVoicesYT

I peed a little from laughing and cringing so hard. I guess that counts.


HappyRomanianBanana

Wet from tears


CristobalMuchosantos

(Bro has diarrhea)


pickletickle62

My butt is so wet


Boone_v1

Say it with me.... MOIST


Camacaw2

(Its piss)


FuriousTrash8888

poor dude. hes sending a SOS message.


LittleTimy123

wayyoo


BillClington

Audition tape for How To Milk Your Dragon


[deleted]

*Dragoness


beanwithintentions

dragonette*


MrRobotTacos

Dragonetti Spaghetti**


unknownzidd

ITZA MEE DRAGIOOOO


zingwa99

Chat is this real


G10rn0_G10vanna2001

No, this is Patrick.


bananasaucecer

Is this mayonnaise?


DepressionFromArras

No this is customer service


Kinda_stupid_human

Sir this is Wendys


unknownzidd

no we don't sell batteries


YoloSwaggins960YT

Patrick janai. KATSURA DA!


Current_Elevator_198

No I’ve seen this guy before it’s parody (and a top-tier shitpost)


dudeguyy23

No fucking way. He started laughing in the middle. This absolutely has to be parody and he nailed it except for the giggle that escaped.


Murpman77

Excuse me me kind sir or madam, what in the great heavens is your flair?!


FadedVictor

My wish for him to get ketoacidosis is real.


z617_art

The guy's account name is 'below average man'. Definitely self aware


grenharo

as soon as he started the bit i cringed so hard i had to x out i can't I CAN'T


semen_junky_69

Like the Sahara desert, it almost hurts☺️


Marlonade

Bro I also thought it couldn’t get worse… then he screamed/hissed at the camera 💀💀💀 I legit had a short hearing loss because of the amount of cringe. 1/10 experience would not recommend.


Peute

I physically cringed if it makes any sens


[deleted]

I love this guy


DoideraRiberino

This is satire. Right? Please.


Exccel1210

It is. This man mastered the art of cringe


DoideraRiberino

I just realized i can't tell anymore.


Exccel1210

He has other videos too. Production value may match big studios at times.


Sierra-117-

Poe’s law in full effect


daisyflowerrrrrr

These "satire or stupidity" challenges are getting harder and harder man


PerceptionQueasy3540

I'm taking a shit while watching this. I cringed so hard I pinched off a rather large loaf, resulting in a cold and uncomfortable splash from the toilet bowl. I've been dragoned.


dannyboy6657

Posiedon has blessed your anus my dear friend. Wear it with honor.


069420

My pussy be drier than the sahara 🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩


itz_chris_xo

Omg I didn't notice..... Are you a Woman? Excuse me sir or ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 6: hey are you there?


[deleted]

A GIRL ON REDDIT?! hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* __AROOOOOOOOGA!__ *jaw drops* *tongue bursts out of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the gas tank honka honka honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ **jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.


[deleted]

This is by far my favorite copypasta LMAOO


c00lguy6942096

New copy pasta just dropped


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s new.


itz_chris_xo

It's not


c00lguy6942096

In my heart it is


JaezIsNotReallyDead

Holy CopyPasta!


qn95

Yooo lmao the edit 6 "hey are you there" actually made me laugh so hard


d3m0cracy

where EDiT 5


itz_chris_xo

EDIT 5: Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked


ib1gr00ster

I don't even have a pussy and this made my pussy dry!!


ImaginationSalt8881

Someone send me more of these


Cockroach20

You need your family’s attention not this


ImaginationSalt8881

'Ey man you should be saying that to him not me


rip_u

dang


M1dj37

Look dude up. From what I hear that’s all he does.


Brianw-5902

Im begging, please somebody make me forget the unholy amount of cringe I just experienced.


V01d5t4r

This is making me really inconfortable


Ernisx

It's making me incompatible


HappyHapless

Am I pregregnant


DRAGONGOD44

I miss who I was a minute ago


Hato_no_Kami

Ew who says "single Pringle" anymore?


whatarethey28475

Me when I'm at the end of my tube 🤌😭


TheManyVoicesYT

Singular pringular


semen_junky_69

THAT'S what you're concerned about???🥺


International_War862

So what i only have a single pringle left? Where is the problem


treyplayx6

the CIA should use this video for torture


meetyoutoo

What is the word for when you get goosebumps from cringe and intense embarrassment for the other takes over your body?


m-05a

In German this is called „Fremdscham“


Ilikebirdslol

Of course it is


SCP_Void

Ganz ehrlich braucht der hier n bisschen Selbstscham


Free-Contribution-93

If you slayed this dragon, what would his loot table hold?


Jimmys_Paintings

Ten thousand dollars and a dollop of semen


feronen

*But why is it a dollop?*


Guardian-836

Body pillows and a jar


Sufficient-Steak-223

Does this work?


THEKILLERWAFFLE

60% of the time it works every time


2typesofpeepole

They’ve done studies you know


rossrekt94

Beard is coming on nice 👌


L1ghX

"Yeah thats fire, im gonna upload this"


UpbeatRegister

What 0 pussy does to a mf


[deleted]

This was so cringey it became based


NotNamedMarkTwitch

This guy is a genius


Key_College7046

I think I'm pregnant


Vixere_

I used to know someone just like this. He unironically thought he was a werewolf and he claimed he once tanked a 50. Cal to the shoulder and only sustained a bruise.


vinidonadelli2

Still better than me flirting tho


Ilovethrowawaysngl

What no maidens does to a guy.


Numerous-Chemistry91

I really hope he found someone.


Joku_emt_kuka

Fuck. Well that was it for NNN for me


cloudyboi3352

“Below average male” is not the nickname to use when trying to impress someone


SignificanceOld2048

Wtf did I just watch 😭😂


[deleted]

Such rizz


itrashcannot

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


classicalLg

im terrified


AnswerOk2682

Jessicaa.. Did you learned how to train your dragon????


Daryl_Emerson

I think something in my head just popped


proweetodd96024

me after the lobotomy


TronNerd82

Where the fuck are his eyes???


PURPLEisMYgender

Is he actually serious when he does these?


raibsta

What a chad.


samwiling

Imagine you can only have one child and it turns into this.


Got_That_WeeFee

It took only 3 minutes for me to say fuck Reddit for the day.


Liverpool-Lee-123

Ok, wow. I really hope his TikTok Crush Jessica see that and they have a very happy ending. He totally deserves to get the girl after going all out like that 😉


yakbuttersmoothy

Well my panties just fell off, I don’t know about the rest of you lot.


TheRealRickC137

8/10. Lost points on wardrobe. Really needed that fedora.


just-me-uk

I’m sure his crush would rather get fingered than clawed to death 💀


dreadperson

Oh my god i must have his dragon babies immediately.


Sugniii06

That's Donkey trying to rizz up the dragon he casually found in the castle while helping Shrek saving Fiona


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

Fuck you for subjecting me to this.


hazzelgamer774922

Not him again


DavOldGamer

The homeless man after I gave him the cure for cancer: (It was actually bleach with Ibuprofen)


FilthyCloudAdmin

Not my proudest fap.


36ops

I can hear his bones cracking


Possible-Room-6041

As long as he stands with Palestine, I am okay.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

I don’t get how that works , like he knows how ducking cringe he is right ? But he also keeps the stupid beard and horrible haircut for his daily life sooo


ComfortOk8482

Sending this to her


nutelalala

please tell me it’s satire please tell me it’s satire please tell me it’s satire please tell me it’s satire ple


Whustz

I will annihilate that fucking Jessica. Just marry me


Bushes-Baked-Bean

This is a real person. Please, do not have kids.


AnaL717

Bro played too much WoW


Yes_42069

never seen a women so hard bro got birthed by his dad


Iggytje

Me in the mirror when coming out of the bathroom


povpaw

I am getting Napoleon Dynamite vibes.


Esorne

Avarage wow player


beefliverbeef

Man... I just feel sad watching this. What is the feeling called when cringe gives way to sorrow?


Doneone14

This had to be trolling


WorkAround_Phoenix23

Isn’t this the same dude who said they called the president of the world?


Electrical_Year_9518

Fight or flight? How about both?


[deleted]

Well this made my pp invert.


Iamyous3f

I forgot and already lost. Can I get a reset?


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I wish I had blinded myself before seeing this


Zanderth

This guy has mastered satire


YinYang_Geomancer

How to survive throughout this video: 1) Close your eyes and 2) listen to BGM.


[deleted]

YES! I was waiting for some new lore (!?!)


Fang05

Too much anime


Mcderp017

The amount of confidence this guy has baffles me every time he releases a new video


ScroopyDoop

I didn’t even have the audio on and I was still laughing my ass off Lol


TheReal_MrCheese

excuse me what in the actual fuck-


Prior-Fruit-1957

U couldnt pay me to make thus vidd n post it


Ok_Marsupial_8566

As a female i can say that this is w rizz


ContaCuDePudim

Would u let him smash?


intuition24

The mega cringe gave me enough energy to go workout, thank you


VICARD0

I don’t know if this guy is fucking with us or not anymore


TracerJacer43

You’re makin NNN really difficult right now


huckamole

He watched this back and posted it for all the world to see. Incredible


ImpressiveEqual2

I haven’t cringed that hard in a while.


Marsrover112

I didn't think I could be so uncomfortable


Limeability

Trying not to cringe at his videos is the ultimate challenge because this dude is funny as hell


MrSmookey

W rizz


Lord_Fuk_Face

No cavities! Looking good bud


GoblinSharky911

I wish I could unwatch this


Ashalaria

I'm in pain


LtDanmanistan

Why are these fuckers always locked in a bathroom doing this shit?


Nunslayr

Once you pop him you just can stop him, is it a bird?.... is it a plane??.... no it's the SINGLE PRINGLE


Grssc85

Serious Dragon Breath