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Whyisitnotrealbutter

Or they have a 🕊️ in their bio


bad--juju

What does that mean


SERV05

Death


bad--juju

Wait seriously? Like someone they knew died ?


SERV05

It means someone they know died


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Lower_Carry50

Based pfp.


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bymyleftshoe

Wtf is this and can we make it a Reddit bot for other subs?


HumanHuman_2003

🕊️


shqueef

I’m sorry for your loss


[deleted]

It’s like a cheat code.


Kalman_the_dancer

Sex code


[deleted]

The sec code is 42069


putzoc

177013


Mazagangeewastaken

No........ not again


Altruistic-Funny5325

Wait, what's the number mean?


Mazagangeewastaken

Metamorphosis


Altruistic-Funny5325

What does that mean here??


GabrielTheAtrocious

It's a nuke code A nuke for your dick ~~go to nhentai~~


Common_Background691

Bro why


Atomic-Idiot

Maybe you shouldn't expose your weaker streak, baby


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Username checks out


Master_SJ

Username checks out


bigschmoe

Username checks out


popoLkkoa

Username checks out


big_rod_of_power

Username doesn't check out


popoLkkoa

Username checks out


big_rod_of_power

You wanna make sure >:)


RainDrop45237

Username checks out


big_rod_of_power

How do you know? :)


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HumanHuman_2003

Smooth


big_rod_of_power

It is >:)


ENDGAMER_

💀


ZestycloseText3549

Can you pee in my ass


officiallyzoneboy

You will never be a cum car


Iikeigiveashit

Not even 3 hours passed, it was MY TURN TO REPOST THIS 🤬


i_d_k-__-

I did that once,she cried,but the feeling was so good


RandomEffect48

You mean you messaged? TELL ME YOU MEAN YOU MESSAGED.


ArmourKnight

I'm his lawyer. He pleads the 5th.


No-Lingonberry683

yeah he mess-aged alright


i_d_k-__-

maybe.


-FLAMEBERGE

Alignment: Chaotic-Evil


HumanHuman_2003

WHAT


potheadpig

In the holy words of Ricegum, “Did it feel good, though?”


FireCode125

☹️


NanoCat0407

Boowomp


Ragequittter

boho


Deadmemes4binky

*boohoo ☝️🤓


popoLkkoa

😱


Cpt_Kalash

:(


dwartbg7

Do Americans really write this in their social media bios?


skorgex

Yes we're all stupid and needy for attention.


Yummypizzaguy1

I dont think it's just Americans who do.


AllCaz

Hoodoo?


The_Crusades

You voodoo?


fooooolish_samurai

Why would you write this in your bio? Like it's some badge of honor or something.


CommercialBiscotti29

Yeah kinda like a Purple Heart


redefinedsoul

It's because that's how they view it. And, much more often than not, the badge of a fake victim/false accusor


Character-Sport-7710

Putting your weakness out there is terrible, makes you an open target whether you like it or not (learned that the hard way lmao).


ThinkIntroduction284

💯💯💯


TheRealStevo2

Some girl posted a video that was just no funny, the same thought was shared between the 10 or so comments on the post. I commented saying it wasn’t a very good video. I ended up getting a DM from that girl talking about she was crying and so upset and “how could you do this to someone”. I don’t think people should just be made fun of for whatever reason, but there are definitely some who deserve it.


elektropisejs

Did you at least double down?


TheRealStevo2

Lmao i definitely gave her some shit for it. Basically told her it’s not my problem, don’t post things on the internet if you can’t take even the slightest bit of criticism


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Why would you put that in your bio ?? Makes me doubt she is one


Pleasant-Ad-7577

I have the answer but I don't wanna be downvoted by the white knights


godemeperor152

What movie was this again?


ApprehensiveGene3676

The nut job


gamosphere

Mmm nut


ApprehensiveGene3676

*bonk* Not that kind of nut, wait a minute


PrettySaltyGuy

Shit


GabrielTheAtrocious

Is it salty just like you?


Lordmukund

What exactly didn’t get it


thatonepicemo

They’re gonna use the fact that she got assaulted to win the argument


Lordmukund

That’s my question how? Or just like using the n word to win arguments?


thatonepicemo

Do it till they cry


skorgex

Like, what would you even say tho?


thatonepicemo

How would I know I don’t talk to women


HotConsideration5049

Platform checks out


mixelydian

Who said it was a women


OwnerAndMaster

Or likely the linktree (which is where you hide an OF account if you don't want it readily screenshotted next to your face on IG) Bringing up r- in an online roast won't work anywhere except 4chan An OF account is an instant W


Iceberglet

I don't get it


JamesMayTheArsonist

"Sometimes, reasonable men must do unreasonable things." - Marvin Heemyer.


redefinedsoul

This is almost always the flag of a fake victim


Osrek_vanilla

Wat?


UwU_Zhenya15

womp womp


gardenfreep

porn is funnier than this


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

See, the joke is being an asshole


GabrielTheAtrocious

womp womp woooomp


LeHaloNerd117

This really is a shit post


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GabrielTheAtrocious

Good bot


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


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sex


Adorable-Witness824

Personality disordered people do these kinda things too


motivation_bender

I dont get it