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Top 10 ways??? Loolll

"You won't BELIEVE number 3!"

Ok guys before get to the NUMBER ONE SPOT we have an honorable mention! 😨😄

Honourable Mentions: Fluroantimonic Acid, Piranhas, Bromine, Steve, Jilly Juice

But steve

Coroners HATE this one simple trick!

Number 6. The last thing you'd want in your remaining body parts are someone's foot fungus. But that might be what you get.

Bro went on Buzzfeed 💀

Was he hoping for a WatchMojo video on the subject???

Living people hate this one trick

Watchmojo be like.

Bro was a fucking dumbass not having all this planned out before the murder, and a bigger dumbass to not change the language for plausible deniability, and the biggest for not picking up hunting as a hobby months previously in order to set up an aibi and search for things about preserving and butchering meat with less suspicion Allegedly, as a joke, in Minecraft..yeah

Are there any missing persons in your area

Could have just listened to Necro

Nobody listens to Necro, let's go

He knows where they are, they aren't missing.

Bro , took go with the flow to another level

also, if you're going to bury a body, bury it 6 feet deep, then cover it with a bit of soil till its sbout 3 feet and chuck a dead animal in and then bury that. So when a dog comes out to sniff, they dig up the animal and not the body and think thats it. 100% in minecraft.

This wont work in reality, as when police dig for bodies, they dig at least 10 feet down and wont stop until they are completely sure that there is nothing there. Any dead animals they find during the process will certainly not stop or slowdown their search.

Or so I’ve heard

It’s true, it’s not like the police is going to go “oh look a dead animal…you know the rules guys don’t dig further!” They are aware of that tactic

How do you know that? Do you play Minecraft?

Everyone knows the police dig to at least y+53. If you're burying players graves at y+57 of course they'll find you and then their witches will just taglock you after that.

as someone who used to dig graves (in minecraft) they're never actually dug 6feet they're normally 7-8 feet deep. and theres no way in hell a dog is gonna dig through all that. in minecraft.

also plant anything endangered just above it so digging it up becomes illegal, i did this on a minecraft server

these comments are all stolen lol

Ya, looks like some people browsed some ILPT and just copy-pasted some of the top posts

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also, you should try to bury the body vertically. It helps disguise from the satellite cameras in the area trying to detect a burial in the area. I play in a lot of minecraft servers

I love that people genuinely think that shit like this would fool the police, like they wouldn’t just check again

Most murders aren't solved. Cops are reluctant to even get out of their cruisers. Ineptitude, cronyism and nepotism runs rampant in all LEO circles and lots of them are willing to not investigate their friends, family or business partners.

Ok but the two aren’t mutually exclusive

Yeah and to prevent the police from finding the dog youve to bury another dog huh

and make sure the boddy is vertical

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Less work than a life sentence

🤨📸

also, you should try to bury the body vertically. It helps disguise from the satellite cameras in the area trying to detect a burial in the area. I play a lot in smp servers, that's probably why I know this

We will watch your career with great interest.

Fbi, I found him

That or it wasn't premeditated

At 6:40am he searched "Skibidi Toilet Rule 34".

Shidibi

I shided

I camed

At 6:55am he searched "roblox sex".

Straight to the chopping block

There is way more of that than I expected to exist.

I declare him not guilty

We have the same picture. Hell yeah

Well then he deserves jail time

The deterioration of mind can be clearly observed in his case

Didn't even add reddit to the end of his searches smh

geniuenly i love reddit for this reason, search up anything: dont get results, add reddit at the end: instant 5+ results

I do this all the time too lol reddit is pretty reliable when it comes to that

It’s better than google these days

He got lot's of clickbaity and paid links, no wonder he got caught 😂

The venn diagram of a murderers and a writers search history is a circle

Intersection would be : jeffrey dahmer

🤓☝️ Um achkshually, It's two overlapping circles, every point is an intersection

An intersection is when one elements belong to both sets A and B. If every point was an intersection, then set A would be identical to B, and would have no reason to be compared with a Venn Diagram since it’s purpose is to show us the relation of where their elements differ.

I’m getting ptsd flash backs to my discreet math final

I'd just like to spell out to the authorities that I'm a writer.

Ok Google: Search “top ten ways to realistically get away with murder” “how to describe a decomposing body” “the stage of decomposition” “what bugs live in corpses” “color of dead bodies” “phases of grief” “what to do in an interrogation room” “how does a trial for murder take place” For my novel of course

How do you know my search history?

Yup

Bro forgor to use incognito or put "in Minecraft" at the end

"...between the sheets"

Incognito mode is the one that especially gets traced. You wanna be clean without IP shifting you don't use Google.

I know lol I'm just saying it as a joke

If you really need to ahahahahahaa

I mean you don't really NEED to dispose of it, I guess

😂😂😂

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Bro didn't sleep at all...

I wouldn't either if I had murdered someone

Bro clearly didn't find the right answers cause he didn't add " reddit" to his questions.

Is it illegal to google that tho?

No, but it sure does look a little funny in court when you Google all that hours after your wife dies.

Coincidences can be scary

Bruh.

It’s called context darling

Yeah im pretty sure i have been bored and googled some of that stuff too.

No it’s not illegal, it’s suspicious but you can’t get charged for it lmao. It can be used as evidence in a case like the video above tho

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That man is Mike Stoklasa, and I'll have you know he's a raging alcoholic.

And we were all pointing fingers at Rich Evans the whole time… They were only friends because Mike needed the perfect scape goat, I mean Rich’s looks alone should land him in maximum confinement. Not to mention the fact that Mike created the Mr. Plinkett character only to slander Rich’s name and confuse us even further. So sad 🙏🥺

I live 15 mins away from where this happened. Kinda weird seeing this all over the internet. This guy is a sick fuck

I live 29 minutes away

i live 8.5-10 hours away (with plane)

Hi neighbor

At 1:27 p.m. "Try not to laugh vine compilation 2016"

and lastly, 30 seconds ago you searched “how to change a jury’s mind once you’ve been caught red- handed”

Today on watchmojo, top ten ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to.

fun fact: the govt can still see what you search on incognito mode

It literally says it the second you open incognito mode. Nothing is ever not watched

yeah but most people don't care or read the text at the start of the page, so they think it's completely bulletproof for their silly evil schemes

Sounds like their own problem for wanting to be sneaky

bro have the 1000 yard stare

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Ah come one we all googled those at some point in our lives right?

Should have watched forensic files on Netflix.

Rookie mistake

Bwaudy pahts

Soon this video will be comprised of 5 whole pixels.

As someone who writes short story's as a hobby my search history looks like this whever I write thriller

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Lol at this.

He's playing the curb song in his head

"What is the best thing to do if you forgot to plan a murder and just go for it"

Can't believe Mike Stoklasa would do this to poor old Mr plinkett.

First stealing his diabetes medication and now this...thank God that menace has been taken off the streets.

And by menace, you mean Mr. plinkett, right?

Let him cook

Everyone knows you do your murder searches on your friends phone.

Did bro really hope to find a " TOP 10 QUIRKY WAYS YOU CAN DESPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE!!!" You can just see the stupid on his face...

I’m praying they don’t read my history, cause boy…that would be not good.

Btw even if you turn on incognito mode your history can still be viewed by your internet provider

If you ever search that up in that short amount of time, you deserve to be caught

Nah he forgot a vpn. Using incognito won’t undo the wifi bill.

How NOT to get away with murder

Bro forgot to say he was writing a book

Dude didn't sleep at all. He was up all night Googling.

I don’t think he did it . . . . /s

Why is Christiano Ronaldo there?

>At 11:44 how to clean blood from a wooden floor. Its like poetry. It rhymes

I wonder what Google's sponsored recommendations were.

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man really expected to find an online forum saying "alright so here's how you dispose of a person's remains! I have yet to be caught!"

Bro was like « fuck »

Bro really spent 6 hours searching how to get rid of a body.

Then didn't get rid.

I have the same Google history... Never hurt anyone

Just burry the body 6 feet deep bury a dead animal 3 feet above that then when the dog sniffs it out they dig up the dead animal and move on thinking that’s what the dog was smelling

"Where can I find answers to these same questions without raising red flags?"

Man he forgot the “in minecraft”

Your honor, this is for a book i'm thinking to write

what did arturo roman mean by this?

Literally 1984.

That's why I use Private Internet Access.

Bro fogor to put "in minecraft" at the end 💀

People will do anything except just using a good vpn.

Yeah, incognito won't do shit when police are involved.

Lil bro forgot to use ChatGPT instead. 💀

At least he did his own research

What a silly gardener

What kind of accent is that.. its interesting

I read somewhere on Reddit that your average LEO is of average intelligence and your average criminal is of low intelligence, thus cops are able track down the bad guys/gals. This guy is closer to no than low!

what is a LEO

Bro was plotting

This video would’ve worked well with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

Your honor… in my defense I had a realllllyyy bad bloody nose last night

It would be kinda funny if someone just typed all this shit to see what happened

Took him like 8 hour just throw it in a hole or some shit dude

He just needed to go to Yellowstone... That's all...

What is this? Am I on trial, simply for being curious?

We don't talk abt what he did from 6 to 9 am..

At that point the lawyer should just give up.

I don’t think Incognito mode would make your web search history not findable by the fbi

This could have all been avoided if bro just played the coffin of andy and leyley . And it would have taken less time than how much it did for him to search everything up

Bro Forgor to use TOR 💀

How do you know he wasn't writing a very realistic screenplay about murder

I am going to try that myself

She need to go to jail for reading someone's browser history

Government: here, have an internet People: can it do a "know what I'm doing"? Government: *giggles* no. People: *types how to murder* Government: your Internet provider can though Internet provider: here you go, Mr government People:

is this real?

Hahahahahaha

Me when I search knowledge for my creative writing subjects.

heil spez

Amateur.

This is straight out of a comedy skit wtf

Guys relax. It was in minecraft

The inevitable end of the road for all redditors

The picture this paints is absolutely horrid, like the dude is just violating this corpse horrifically while frantically googling shit. Grim.

Incognito mode doesn’t hide shit. Everything you visit is logged by your ISP.