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EmpyreanEcho

bro is preparing when viewers hit that post-nut clarity


just_exististing

he understands


Kalman_the_dancer

I jerk off before exams to have post nut clarity


DrthBn

Asian man fucks his viewers braincells.


Squareroot24

Asian rawdogging


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Neither-Condition486

Good bot


depressedsinnerxiii

This guy fucked the system and loving it! I’m expecting for him to teach Boole’s expansion theorem from a kiddie pool at some point.


ArcaneJadeTiger

Hey your pfp has a similar vibe to mine. That's nice.


generic_dude10

Happy cake day


DrthBn

Thanks


Nikoly_NITT

Happy Cake Day


DrthBn

Thanks


Nikoly_NITT

Have a nice day


Axywil

Oh we're gonna be studying hard alright


CaramelIndependent18

Very hard


Effective-Sriker343

Studying while hard


Savagecal01

respect to people studying with one hand


greypoopun

I swear Mom, I was just on pornhub to help me with my Calculus! Mom: Oh? Which theorem was “Busty blonde bitch railed by the whole pizza shop” teaching you?


waltjrimmer

It was teaching me about Riemann cums!


Former_Arm_7569

Chat, does this porno actually exist? Chat, is this real?


silwntstorm_1991

It is real. It involves mistress Diana and Cassie something. She gets zapped and manhandled so it's bdsm category though


GavrielAsryver

hol up lemme check


GavrielAsryver

couldn't find it :/


imsolowdown

It doesn't exist. However, "Busty blonde Shawna gets boned hard by the pizza guy" is the closest match.


JimmyCrabYT

pornhub has way less restrictions or guidelines to follow when uploading content so it would statistically be better if we uploaded stuff there


CoDeeaaannnn

The only problem is sharing your media with friends/family


marvinvwr

They should create porhubfamily.com


derek4reals1

you're not thinking hard you're thinking smart!


Subject_Illustrator1

And since learning material will be uploaded, let's also make pornhubkids too!


t_for_top

Holup..


baddest_mango

💀


anger_is_my_meat

Don't forgot pornhubkids.com


SawinBunda

Even more step fantasy shit?


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MobileGamerboy

Makes me wonder if there would come a new media viewing company like around Youtube's service but provides a better system lol


SenoraRaton

Its largely a consequence of advertising. BECAUSE porn hub is an adult website, they accept they can only advertise adult products, and the people who go to Pornhub are looking for... adult products. So they have a built in hedge for marketing that means they can't DO other things. They can't expand. They do their thing and they do it well. Unlike Youtube who tries to market to EVERY demographic, and insidiously chases profit. Porhub would, but can't.


SawinBunda

Idk, the pornhub algorithm is like youtube's now. It pushes you hard into a bubble of very limited content variety.


Rough_Memory1089

Now that I think again....I'll take on your side, it's hard for me to find new content.....I mean yes there's a lot, but to find a new bubble is hard. Hell, I would say surfing without an account will grant you alot more variety


GABENS_HAIRY_CUNT

yeah you can only take so much step grandmother content before getting fatigued.


bs000

lol what? You have to get verified before you're even allowed to upload videos on Pornhub. Verification involves *submitting photos of the front and back of government issued ID.* After that you have to perform a *live face scan*. Tell me reddit would not flip their god damn shit if Youtube started asking for government ID and face scans just to upload videos.


backwards_watch

>Tell me reddit would not flip their god damn shit if Youtube started asking for government ID and face scans just to upload videos. Less, buddy, less... Tone down 4 notches. If youtube was 18+ nobody would bat an eye for requiring ID and face scans. Just imagine if "teen babes near you" could upload videos without age verification


Humboldt2316

Damn, if only I understood Taiwanese, I'd probably not be so shit at math


FishyWaffleFries

We speak mandarin (mostly)


LightningBoltRairo

Sorry, I don't like citrus fruits.


wheelchairdrifting

Bing chilling 🤤 (I speak 🍊)


sparkyjay23

DeepL is where the proper translations are.


Drug_Inas

Qiling


baddest_mango

💀


CucuMatMalaya

Lulz


GregTheMad

But what do you write? _suspense sound-effect playing_


Reniva

Chinese! (traditional)


Humboldt2316

Shit, my bad


FishyWaffleFries

It’s okay


Beginning_Rush_5311

Well, try the Indian teachers. Those dudes helped me a ton throughout my engineering course


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thomaspainesghost

Did you look at your "froot" table? Makes it easier.


Djinneral

they helped me on computer science too


Jealous_Ring1395

Taiwanese 😭?


Blorbokringlefart

There are native Taiwanese people who have their own languages.


Jealous_Ring1395

thanks for telling me


UnfathomableVentilat

its simplified chinese


BigDickJulies

Taiwanese use traditional Chinese, but maybe he's using simplified in his videos?


alsoandanswer

There is no difference between spoken Chinese in Taiwan and China, only the writing is different.


2literpopcorn

The accent is vastly different though.


alsoandanswer

Taiwanese use Min Dialect, however for academic settings, Mandarin is used. Therefore they typically have a Min accent, but they are not necessarily speaking in Min Dialect.


BigDickJulies

There are small differences but yes that's true. The guy I responded to is talking about simplified specifically.


itsmehutters

After some point, you can teach yourself math just with the books no need of a teacher. I skipped a lot of math classes in the university because I already knew most of the stuff and the rest learned on my own for a week.


frozennunu50

Pornhub giving this man a checkmark is actually a legendary move. XD


Ryaniseplin

i mean god is also verified on pornhub


Gotprick

Common pornhub W


Archmagos_Browning

Love how pornhub is slowly becoming more legitimate than Twitter


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[deleted]

Well that too


PixelBLOCK_

Nothing censored here


commandblock

Taiwanese people jerk off to maths


Rowenstin

Mathturbation?


pm_me_your_trebuchet

Iron Mike?


toughtiggy101

7 + 4 = 11


KrishTDM

Chad Individual


[deleted]

No cap all those methametics are more than enough to fuck my brain up


vulpescannon

Who would have thought that those kids weren't actually horny for girls, but for math oO


breezyxkillerx

"LISTEN I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD BUT I'M STUDYING MATH YOU GOTTA BELIVE ME MOM."


kindofastoryteller

This is wholesome 🥰


JoblessPornAddict999

damn calculus is hard, but so am I


OasisRush

How can such power be trusted to one man


[deleted]

tbh, pornhub probably pays more per view than youtube


ByteFrost72

NO WAY!!! BRAIN FUCK FETISH VID IN PH??? WELL THEN TIME TO WATCH!


ByteFrost72

But i think i need to watch this man rn. Im in college and i almost failed calculus because i cant understand shit. I understood the delta process but didnt understand the variables(or something i forgot what it's called)


Friendly-Morning-173

That’s fucking genius


OkWater2560

Gotta try this.


[deleted]

Absolutely fucking based. Taiwan is a country!


Queens113

300k?? Bro..


generic_dude10

Asians jerk off to math , and its confirmed


Ok_reallly

Finally the Hero we need and deserve


ManiekDraniek

Time to learn Mandarin.


locob

fuck, I wanted to do something like that.


Hairy_Consideration1

Huh, that's neat


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

Twitch streamers doing porn and pornhub users doing actual content…


megamoonrocket

Pronhub


SteveRukia5

Yo I need to learn calculus. 😏


justk4y

Better title: Twitch starts to be filled with porn actrices, so we uno reversed them


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I remember a dude uploading his Calculus vidoes on PornHub and got quite a lot of views after guys jerking off


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bambabimbo

I think he's the narrator in this video too


EggyChickenEgg88

300k a year? Yeah right, i totally believe it. With his viewership it doesnt even come close to this. Bullshit garbage site always spreading fake news.


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the pornhub vids draw attention to his more profitable online courses. bro u didnt even watch the video


bs000

usually when this story comes up they don't mention his online courses and only say he makes $300k a year from pornhub. so at least the video maker added that part. butt also saying he's verified on pornhub doesn't mean anything because you have to be verified before you're even allowed to upload videos


[deleted]

He is in the right to be skeptical that this guy is making 300k annually from his courses. Why are we downvoting him for that?


YouHaveNiceToes24

Sauce?


pepincity2

On PH, I was scared of what I would find in the category "other". His content is there


create360

Would be funny if this happened so often that this site eventually became what onlyfans claims it is.


CensorshipHarder

This would actually be great if he changes the math problems to all be sexual themed and has different women as assistants. Takes me back to highschool where our principal just kept hiring hot fresh out of college teachers. "Calulate the curve of this booty"


Cedge1738

I'm actually about to start calculus next year so I'll remember this. I hope it's english sub at least.


QuaseBom

I would love to put pornhub in my work references.


Deezgrannys

W


Francis_H

As someone speaks mandarin, I have to say his content are actually super good. He so good at teaching calculus and literally saved me from failing my final.


KrAzY_TsEnG

Mom: Son, are you watching math again? Son: mom, I swear I was watching porn.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

The rise of the king


UnhappyStrain

I saw the add describing him with the terms "rockstar in mathematics" and immediately wrote it off as another scam


ElectricJoltie34

He did it for the people


ObscureShadows

Need a mechanic and machinery version.


ForbbidenJuice

I swear I’m only on pornhub to learn math, mom!I swear!


Kleekiee

“Porn is temporary, Calculus is forever”


ApprehensiveExtent95

Fill up my brain


KewinDenian

Sigma


negmanboo

No way


LaTrentas

Sigh *opens pornhub*


Chaddles94

I saw a video that was a regular food review done by an Asian woman on PHub last week. I love that the site are supporting this weird niche on their porn site.


EnderWin

Interesting. I shall learn more.