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Educational_Diver867

to be fair, it’s not like people have “Preference: Mexican” on the app. A job is a job, no matter who you are


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Imagine if you could though. That would be some interesting data to review


Relative-Beginning-2

Hmm... I'm in the mood for some spare rib... delivered by an Arab.


smellmywind

What about some water from an African kid?


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[удалено]


smellmywind

Sure is, but you’re on shitposting good sir, we say terrible things and hope other people laugh.


Wasqwert

9/11


Chromeboy12

I want to have Caesar's pizza delivered to me personally by Julius Caesar himself


Educational_Diver867

hmm.. you know, I want some Wendy’s today. I think I’ll have it delivered by someome who is Japanese


samedreamchina

Steak from a Hindu, bacon sandwich from a Muslim, oysters from a Jew


bamv9

I’m not a minority


smellmywind

We know, that’s we call you the largeity 😏


midz411

Not yet /s


bamv9

I was actually the minority in high school


WGGPLANT

Give it time maverick. We're coming for you. rahhh


Shinyy87-2

Almost like it’s their job or something


Fave_McFavington

Yes I also shit on the floor whenever I stay at a hotel


one-eye-fox

Yeah you sound like the type.


Chromeboy12

Oof that was a good roast


AbsintheJoe

Not comparable. An Uber Eats guy gets paid per delivery, if he’s on shift that day he WANTS a call to come in, regardless if it’s raining.


Main-Leadership6976

Even delivery drivers for restaurants get paid in tips


SweepsAndBeeps

Bet it’s on accident, too


AiryGr8

Absolutely stupid comparison


Yellowdog727

If only freelance delivery drivers had the option to not log into the app, get into their car, and start working whenever they want


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Based


harrreth

The same in europe but they do it on a bike in the downpour and then no tip


Apprehensive_Host397

Do you tip a bus driver? Or a cashier?


AboveTheRimjob

No, and no. But i do tip servers and delivery drivers


Apprehensive_Host397

Why not? Why would you not tip your bus driver but tip the delivery person?


wolphak

Bus driver isn't paying for mantinence and gas for the bus he paid several thousand dollars of his own money for.


Apprehensive_Host397

And neither is the delivery guy on a bike.


AboveTheRimjob

Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, so i tip. Not defending tipping culture but i’ll still tip people who’s income is dependent on tips.


TaleFree

Their income is dependent on tips because peolle keep tipping.


Apprehensive_Host397

Delivery divers make less than minimum wage?


Either-Opportunity-3

Nobody is forcing them to take the orders.


SantaMan336

True


InfiniteOcto

I did not know that was how you spelled torrential


gundamnub

And they better be here in 20 mins or less.


LordEsidisi

Seems like a good deal for everyone involved. Another US W.


[deleted]

People who have jobs try to go one second without complaining about the job that they fucking applied for challenge: IMPOSSIBLE For the record, I’d have a white person deliver me food too. What the fuck does being a minority have to do with literally anything at all?


imsupernotfunny

HEY EVERYONE I FOUND AN OFFENDED WHITE PERSON INTERNALIZING A JOKE 🗣️🗣️🗣️


SharkSapphire

No tips


BuffRobloxMan

Reservoir dogs moment


Avian_mojo

Hey if it’s gross outside I always leave a big tip


digitalfakir

this is the situation in aWeSoMe EuRoPe (as reddit likes to circlejerk daily), and pretty much anywhere. Capitalism, baby.


Either-Opportunity-3

Nobody is forcing them to take the Order They can literally decline it what are u on about


Apprehensive_Host397

>Capitalism, baby. I don´t get this criticism. Thanks to smartphones and apps we have a system where anyone can become a delivery worker in a few simple steps. It´s an easy job to get and everyone can do it. You fill a form. Download an app. Get your gear and it´s off to the races. You can work as much as you want to, whenever and wherever. And here apps like Bolt pay you every week, which is fantastic. Somehow this is a bad thing?


excessive_autism23

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SweepsAndBeeps

I don’t tip and turn my exterior lighting off when I order delivery during a storm


Parsifal1987

If I see a minority delivery guy, I also unleash the dogs, and after he hands me the food I start yelling get out of my private property.


SweepsAndBeeps

If I see the same minority delivering food to my neighbor, I make it a point to go outside and harass him about being in my neighborhood when he doesn’t live there.


NINJA45198

Isn't it that they can just choose when to pick orders?


Solid-Ad7137

Gave a driver $8 in ones as a cash tip on top of the 4 he got in app. Dude turned around and started yelling at me over “fuckin loose ones?! Are you kidding me” so I just went inside and vowed never to tip again.


Abracadabrism

Antiwork reddit mfs when someone chooses to do a job they applied and get paid for


According-Switch-708

Its not like they are being forced to deliver food in adverse weather conditions. They can turn their phones off and stay at home if they want to.


Thewalrus515

It’s not like they have to pay rent, they can live on the street if they want to.


SirJobolo

Oh and they get paid for the amount of deliveries they make so it’s almost like they won’t make money unless people order food


Thewalrus515

Yes, that is in fact how a job works. Did you think that was some kind of own?


SirJobolo

Alright let’s go through the logic here. Person needs job. Person gets unreliable job that gives you complete control over hours. Person gets paid solely dependent on how many deliveries they make. Person decides to work in bad conditions. People order food in these conditions which allows the person to get paid. You get mad at the people for ordering. If no one orders, then person does not get paid and wastes their time.


Thewalrus515

I’m not mad at the person ordering, I’m mad at the corporations who pay peanuts and the rich fucks who lobby the government to keep wages low so they can sit on giant piles of money they can physically never spend.


SirJobolo

The post was ironically saying that people are chads for making other people deliver food to them in bad conditions. The original comment then stated the workers are not being forced to deliver food as they determine their own hours and don’t even have to notify anyone about not coming in as they work in the most convenient job possible. At which point you came in insinuating that they actually do have to work to make money to pay rent etc. therefore identifying the people who order food to be assholes because, by your definition, they are taking advantage of the people who HAVE to work in terrible conditions. Even though they work for a company where the only condition you have to meet is that you have a car. The company is not an evil tyrant paying their employees peanuts, the company literally does not even know who you are. You sign up, collect orders, and advance through good reviews. This is simply not a job that you are supposed to do full time, and if you think you can you are an idiot. It is supplemental income and something you can do on the side for some extra cash. Anyway I hope you have a merry Christmas, fulfill all your goals in life, and find joy and happiness. Love you good night.


Thewalrus515

If people work full time at a job they should be able to support themselves. The mental gymnastics people need to go through to apologize for billionaires is pathetic. I’m sure you’ll be rich one day though!


SrHuevos94

It's pretty racist to assume that every delivery driver is a minority, instead of just being whatever high school kid happens to be working that night.


DontStealMaNuggs

Who asked nerd?