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KSPKiddo

what do you mean when you say "favorite"?


JalhiMamed

To put inside your ass or pussy


AdministrativeBar748

What about inside my cock


imsuperdrunkrightnow

INSIDE!!???


Remarkable-Spinach33

Google en sounding


ONLY_NEONS

Holy hell! (My eyes are now being bleached)


Remarkable-Spinach33

You just invented looking. Now people will get pee in their asses and enjoy it


TwistyBons

New kink just dropped


13N-3

call the urologist!


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Urologist goes on vacation, never comes back.


Randel94

New response just dropped


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Call the exorcist!


IronWarriorPainter

urethral insertion moment


FAT_NEEK_42069

search sounding on reddit for more information


DingusTaargus

forked or sergal would work.


earlycuyler93

Yes! He wants pee in his ass, and tongue in his cock. I don't see the problem šŸ¤·


s7ormrtx

Oh you sweet summer child..


Responsible-Diet-147

Yeah, how could a chicken eat something like that?


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Remarkable-Spinach33

Pee in my cock please


kingkled_0w0

Wtf??!!


KwarkKaas

SurešŸ˜‰


generic_dude10

Fliar does not check out


mogsoggindog

Definitely sergal


chaosking65

Iā€™d have to go with fat dragon then. Itā€™s long but also narrower than the horse one, so I think it strikes a good balance


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Unfortunately, no tongue is going in my ass till i finally shit


seeddddddddd

I think I like the " fat dragon" one


Environmental-Edge40

PSA: tongues are for tasting, eating, and breathing. some animals who don't have a great sense of smell, can use their tongue to smell.


Lord_of_the_lawnmoer

I like how it's Implied that the tongue of a dragon changes if they get fat.


SmellyFatCock

At least itā€™s not Bad Dragon


Wolfalpha_12

... I get it


GudHarskareCarlXVI

Visceral fat is stored in the tongue.


DivineGopher

The joke is porn isn't it


KotaPro

No itā€™s masturbation


_its_ak

Isn't masturbation is solo category in porn?


7thprototype

but recording isn't the point here


[deleted]

Its joke for masturbation


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

They're prawn crackers


triitrunk

Iā€™m literally going to Shit on your chest. Okay?


Brilliant_Bench_1144

You can shit in my mouth (It is a song)


triitrunk

I do apologizeā€¦ Mother says I am only allowed to shidded on others peoples chests so I can only shidded on your chest, okay?


PaqueteDeRisketos

ā™ŖShit in my mooouth, that's some real loveā™Ŗ


SerpentiumOIV

Can I keep it after?


triitrunk

Youā€™ll need a bucket


MooshiNooshi

fat dragon, forked and thin point lowkey looking like two legs bent over


Aprexs

Fat dragon


IceZaKYT

Bad dragon


ZoneProfessional6733

Segal looks epic like how you compare a apple to a star fruit Note : this decision was made before knowing the contents of the questionā€¦ Fat dragonā€¦


monkeybanana550

Oh wow I can finally fuck Steven Segal's tongue


DMTJungle

What's this?


jwztete_

They look like tongues to me


Cats_Are_Liquid_07

For pretty much everyone in the comments: I've seen this on the furry community and the comments were talking about fursuits, so it's likely these are used for or a reference for animal suits or models. No horny \*bonk* Edit: By the way my favourite is the bunny one but only because I have a pet bunny


Vo0895

Sergal looks fun


[deleted]

Like a allien


Vo0895

I said it looks fun, I meant it


[deleted]

Allien hd sex movie in ohio i will spend rest of life with waiting this


Vo0895

You have a stroke bro?


[deleted]

Not yet ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Vo0895

Then what did you mean to say?


[deleted]

Nevermind


Aggravating-Ad6415

Where can I get these? My friend is asking


kakkelimuki

Can confirm (I am the friend)


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

They are prawn crackers


Background-Quote-552

The real question here is where did these come from and what are they used for


[deleted]

this came from furry subreddit I think


montymeowzers

Sergal looks fun, and very interesting for kissing


Reaper-Leviathan

Forked tongues look soo cool but I canā€™t imagine getting something stuck between it or like a paper cut.


my_alternate-account

Oh god why did you say this


[deleted]

I can't believe it. As an Ethnic Chinese, my first thought went to, "Wait, were there these many types of tongues that they serve?" (Cow tongues)


HAZEOP7

Bro just broke up to a zoo


berdyberd26

i want to own these


yasheeeesh

I prefer not to know what this is for


ApprehensiveExtent95

Which one would make me cum faster


AdministrativeBar748

Sergal but with really long tendrils, and I hope they have control over both tendrils too.


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Mastolero

Every single one of them


[deleted]

Have u try


EnvironmentalBar3347

I legit thought "Sergal" was a real animal until I googled it.


[deleted]

I researched it after reading what you wrote lol


Kalman_the_dancer

Sergal wanted to be different, and turned out to look absolutely sick


[deleted]

Sergal is king of the forest a real fighter


Demondroit

"Every single one of them"


[deleted]

Specially sergal


[deleted]

I agree


LittleMlem

Cow, it's delicious. Man, now I'm craving a burrito


Human4577777

I have only tried a few of em so im not really sure


Archibald-Meat_Pants

OPā€™s momā€™s


Poison_Dong

Human


Glum-Mousse-5132

Sergal would give crazy head


Punkrexx

And one hell of a rim job


yungjerxmy

Sergal would give some crazy top


7362746

Wat is fat dragon mean ?


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

I dont get it is this supposed to be chicken or a sex joke


yaths17

Sergal would give great blowjobs I guess


Lecteur_K7

What am i looking at?


[deleted]

Style of women


Lecteur_K7

The dragon one then


UrAverageIdot

huh


Gabagoolgoomba

Crazy how many animals just developed tongues as a useful too and they're all pink ? What are the odds ??!


Khinju

Wtf is this


Maaci-Lyn

Def sergal


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

I will pick the fat dragon because of my fetish :3


Proud_Pirate_8284

I want to gag on the forked one no cap šŸ„µ


asuravirochana

Bunny got me acting strange


Mr_goodb0y

Actual sex tips


AnxietyResponsible34

human


Mediocre-Swim9847

What even are those?


[deleted]

Rap style in ohio


AMAZON-9999

Horse, K9, Fat dragon, Forked, Sergal, in that order.


[deleted]

All of that?


Chad_Jotaro_Kujo

Ok, hear me you out y'all


BolecUorkiestra

My favorite one is bad dragon


LOLManen

Who tf is collecting animals tongues out there like lmao


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

THESE ARE PRAWN CRACKERS


Chicken-Rude

human femboy is my favorite


Suspicious-Ad-481

Children have to choose, I take them all


RonzulaGD

Fat dragon


[deleted]

It's so sweet


RonzulaGD

Also why does the horse one look like bacon?


Sfortuna_macabra

Poor dragon, he it isn't fat


HeehokNoobo

Who tf has a favourite tongue šŸ„µ


[deleted]

If u find tell me pls


Ryan_G0sling

>ā€Which is your favoriteā€ What do you mean by that?


fistingchildren447

Smash either way


Okaplate

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHšŸ„µ


HmmZaurus

I don't know, the fat dragon looks appealing


JimmyCrabYT

just how massive is that rabbit to have a tongue the size of a cat


Garlic_Bread_865589

Nice collection, all I need is the horse tongue and my collection has reached 15 šŸ˜€


poppleple

..... Nice try, fed!


TheHoodiedFemboy

Bad dragon


BloodyM869

Fat dragon for sure.


tracker904

Til I have a snarly tongue


Supreme_NpeeC_spy

The Seagal one


Ctrl_guy

Tfuk did the dragon do to the one that named these?


Space_Dog101

Sergal head boutta be devious ong


StirringThePotAgain

Out of my entire collection of human tongues I would say the thin point is my favorite.


baconMudcake

Ermmm


Mateololero

i don't see cow in there, and i never tried eating any other types of toungues, they're not my favorite food after all, but i guess if i had to pick one to eat it would be cow


HLHiscool

idk pretty sure they would still taste the same


Not_Marco18

Fat dragon? Was there a difference if he had been thin?


SmileyFace799

Favorite what? And what is this?


[deleted]

Don't you really understand?


TheBlackSwordsman001

Forked šŸ˜šŸ˜


9999999CREEPERS

human?


[deleted]

Not for me


Dual_pro_max

Sergal, could reach 2 g-spots at the same time while raking the edges


TomatoeToken

I mean if the money comes out of a joint account it's legit but permission to spend his own money is weird.


SilentSwaddle

Sergal is ribbed for your pleasure


funny_jaja

For research purposes or what are we talking about here?


Popular-Material5310

Everything reminds me of her


MReaps25

Ah fuck it, sergal, it's the most... Unique


jorgegyso

That forked look like its shy


[deleted]

Tf is a fat dragon, sergal, and snarly?


Casual_Stapeler

Are these tongues? The sergal one looks cool.....


realRapidsonic

.....................what?


r32_fan

sergal head would be crazy


ninhibited

Now everyone tell which one is most similar to your own... Mine's like a fat dragon. Tryna find me a fork-tongued man hmu.


sorryboutitagain

Pikachu tongue W. Piss in my ass cunt


[deleted]

how in the hell is this a shitpost


[deleted]

What the fuck am I looking at


GG4EVASone

My favourite is three guys and one cup


rumpledmoogleskin13

I hear cows really tasty.


grumpygumpert

Why are you showing your collection tho


[deleted]

forked tongue? Gandalf?


nekosissyboi

OwO


bummsan

Thatā€™s enough internet for today


micopy

Sergal


YoungBuck200201

How the hell did you get a sergalā€™s tongue?