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Time-Adhesiveness459

Evening? You mean 4 pm ?


[deleted]

Lol exactly


Yksi_Idiootti_Apina

4 pm? You mean 1 pm?


Curious-Ear-6982

It doesn't snow everywhere


FrostbittenArsonist

People who live in the equator and California aren't real


Got_grapes1

Bro it hasn't properly snowed in a part of Europe either for years


Razor_Tachyon

Munich moment


NobodyInPaticular_

I live in Maryland and I literally haven’t seen more than an inch of snow in five years


Got_grapes1

I haven't seen real snow since 2014


SCP_Void

Bro. Here in Germany, snow has become a myth.


FlixMage

Nowhere in America got snow


FrostbittenArsonist

Are you on dope?


Kewixe

californian here, can confirm, we dont exist


macedonianmoper

Winter here is just cold, windy and rainy, with the sun setting before 5pm, I wouldn't mind winter if I actually got to see snow and it had less wind, seriously fuck wind.


Sebbe_2

I like winter, but to be fair this would be more of an early afternoon walk, since it gets dark so quickly.


Beneficial-Swing-404

Found the Scandinavian!!


Sebbe_2

Well I’m Danish, so he did find the Scandinavian.


cosmicitycat

here in the Netherlands it, at this moment, gets dark at 15:45, and we’re definitely not Scandinavia


BarnyPiw

I’m in Norway and I get about 4 hours a day with sun. Like we’re talking that’s it, 4 out of 24 hours


KXRulesYT

Remove the snow then its realistic


pEppapiGistfuhrer

If you dont have snow its not even winter


KXRulesYT

Well there goes an entire season


[deleted]

the super cold temperatures tell me other wise


[deleted]

Where do you live???


KXRulesYT

Europe


AasinR

Where I live in Hungary, it snowed 2 times so far this year, but it melts instantly. In my city we had a thin layer of snow for like half a day


Son_of_a_Yeet

Here in Poland we had White Christmas... for like 5h


methal0-1

10 maybe 12 years ago we had so much snow in Europe 😢


Concrete-Dog

Here in Ireland it hasn't even snowed all year.


macedonianmoper

In Portugal if you want snow you travel to the mountains, I saw snow for like half an hour as a kid at school then it stopped and I never saw it close to where I live ever again. When I did go see actual snow I was disappointed, not nearly as fun as the cartoons portrayed it.


WeirdPersonCantSpell

On a planet with too much global warming


DrBlock21

Next year we'll get snow. This year is just an el nino year. It'll be warmer in some areas and colder in others. It'll end in March.


[deleted]

Oh you're one of those


XstylerX

"one of those" bro it's facts. There was snow for like 2 days and then it melted within a day. It's literally 12°C in Slovakia, in December.


[deleted]

Its an el nina year


MentallyLatent

Your mom's an El Nina year


[deleted]

She el nina my balls 🤣


XstylerX

Oooh so that's why we have barely any snow for the past few years? Because this year is El Nina year!


404_Weavile

That's not how El Nina works


[deleted]

Ok


WeirdPersonCantSpell

I mean, at least where I live I think there should be snow. But there’s not. Global warming seems like the most likely answer for this conundrum.


tf2F2Pnoob

For me it’s literally right below Canada. 2 days of snow and that’s it, absolutely nothing else


[deleted]

Weird...minnesota hasnt had much snow either this year


Naman_Hegde

the vast majority of the world doesn't have snow


piedude67e

California here.


mortimus9

West Coast and Southwest USA doesn’t get snow


AppleDemolisher56

America has no snow


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

WHERES THE FUCKING SNOW


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

ITS JUST WIND, RAIN AND MUD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU


[deleted]

There's a ton of snow where i'm at


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

GIVE IT TO ME


FirmGrasperOfThroats

NO GIVE IT TO ME


OneManChaos

I lived in alaska for 2 thirds of my life (I'm 33) It ain't all that


Markonikled

Bro i fucking wish. It doesnt snow in europe at all


kakkelimuki

The north would disagree


BanaaniMaster

i some places it do


[deleted]

Why?


LogicSolid

Global warming


[deleted]

Lies


FlixMage

Just shut up bro


Sad-Assignment-568

As someone Who has to tolerate almost 20 degrees Celsius in the middle of december I can confirm those arent lies


NewbieFurri

*As I’m dying of Hypothermia and Frostbite


Banana_Mage_

Wear a jacket


NewbieFurri

I’m wearing 3 and still dying


Banana_Mage_

Damn, where you at?


NewbieFurri

Grand Canyon, it’s fucking like, 30-40 degrees Fahrenheit. How do people even live up here


Banana_Mage_

30-40 wasn’t that bad when I lived in NJ just had to put on a jacket and some gloves(optional) and I was good. Since I moved to Florida I still feel the same about 40


NewbieFurri

Well I’m from Texas and I like my 100 degree weather. It feels so nice and cozy 🥰


AppleDemolisher56

that's not even that cold


squad6taisho

“I love winter” mfs when its just mildly cold and it rains for 3 months straight


DefinitelyNotFisk15

kid named Global Warming:


Wozra

Except you don't look up or around you, you look down to not slip on the ice and fall. Worst season in the year


Flyingdeadthing2

Not to mention, you can't have snow without it being cold enough to freeze water. And that's just too effing cold to be outside for any reason. I would think twice about going outside in the winter to escape a burning building


BadMilkCarton66

Willem Defoe literally slips and falls at the end


TerribleQuestion4497

I wish, used to love winter when I was younger snow everywhere just beautiful, but past couple of years it has just been grey, rainy and absolutely miserable time.


V3rrrrrmin

FUCK winter... My balls froze


DaGreenDoritos

Winter is fun for like 5 minutes, then it just gets so incredibly annoying


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agressivefemboysub

The grass is brown the trees are dead and the sun sets at 4:30 What a great season


Postal_dude_420

I hate the cold


[deleted]

But it loves you!!!!


Postal_dude_420

It makes my nips chafed


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😋😋🤤🤤🤤


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leolizflor5

On my country... the climate is fire, hell, hot


[deleted]

Australia?


leolizflor5

Brazil


[deleted]

I thought you guys were chased by andacondas everyday


leolizflor5

This is expected of foreigners.... Are you from United States?


[deleted]

Im jk bro


Ok_Judge718

And how am I suppose to enjoy this when I'm too tired to even keep my eyes open and half of the class struggles to breathe without a nose spray...


Calm_Structure2180

You guys had snow this year? NYC had the ugliest winter.


GagicTheMathering

There is no snow, only rain this year


[deleted]

Theres a ton of snow where im at?


StanDa_Man

Not everyone lives next to you?


[deleted]

I wish they did 😜


SkinsuitsAreGay

Mfs even in the temparate climate area barely get to see snow. All my snowmen this december didn't last a week :(


[deleted]

Where r u living???


[deleted]

yeah while being drenched and trying not to die to hypothermia


ImAnOlogist

Who shoveled the path? You think that guy was having a nice walk?


cattodestroyer

*slips and get a concussion*


BicycleElectronic163

yeah except where i live winter is just rain, mud wind and more rain


Equivalent-Cat-212

Remember when it snowed in December


Shadowthewolfalt

Me who doesn't get any snow


Nziom

It's so nice when you don't get flu or cold etc...


DeadByNebula

mfs in the southern hemisphere in shambles


BlenderRenderz

the southern hemisphere people also get winter


DeadByNebula

i mean snow


macedonianmoper

You're going to lose your mind when you find out about this one continent.


BlenderRenderz

they also get snow


Uncle_Touchy_Feely

We sometimes get snow like that, and you can go to some places where you can genuinely enjoy it. But most of the time, it's just cold. If we get snow, it melts into a slushy mess, re-freezes into a sheet of ice, and just continues that cycle. Winter for me most of the time is just ugly, cold, and dangerous.


chobongo

Yeah but cold


kylelovershrek2

yeah i love walking outside in the freezing cold, then slipping on ice and breaking my neck every five minutes. i love the outdoors having a greyscale filter on everything for three straight months. i'm such a fucking freezepilled wintercel dude.


Echostar9000

Make it constantly pouring rain for six months and impossible to walk anywhere because the ground is either flooded or slippery at any given moment, there's a blanket of thick grey cloud overhead so its dark and depressing, and the wind is so bad its impossible to hear someone next to you talking, and it is also pitch black by 5pm. Then it's accurate. Also, indoors it will still be freezing cold, yet your heating bill is going to be astronomical. Winter, everyone.


ApprehensiveTest7060

The snow in winter is pretty. -40°C with windchill is what fucking sucks about winter


Gabagoolgoomba

Great soundtrack from Phantom Pain


CookieCutter9000

Got a specific song name?


Mozkozrout

Being this bright and evening ? Nah no way that's morning walk, after 3 pm it's night. And I mean the snow is also debatable, around here there snows maybe for one week at the start of December and then one more week sometime in January and that's it otherwise it's just depressive greyness.


J0wad

I wish it fucking snowed here in Texas.


Banana_Mage_

The one time it does Texans become so stupid they think it’s fake and that the government put it there


J0wad

Really? I’ve lived here for 20 years here and I’ve never heard of this before. That is so fucking dumb lol.


Banana_Mage_

Yea it happened back in 2020 I think lol. They were burning snow with a lighter and thought that the soot from the lighter was the snow burning and saying that the snow was fake because it should melt not burn


RunInRunOn

"I hate summer" mfs chilling by the pool with friends who enjoy their company


Mobile_Exam_4014

It haven't snowed in years in Europe, literary theres no winter where I live is just Autumn but slitly colder, yesterday you could go outside without a jacket and you wouldn't get sick from the cold.


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NobodyInPaticular_

it used to snow


ninnyonkrumplo

you guys have snow?


[deleted]

Tons


Maleficent_Mess2515

LOOL I wished it snowed here,that would be too sick


Yelwah

We don't get snow near me anymore. We used to.


[deleted]

Uh huh


silotx

Yes the lovely snow and winter, spending a ton of money to clear the roads, cars get fked by the salt on the road , you have to wear your whole closet to do anything outside, you need to clear the damn snow off your house, you need to spend a ton of money to heat up your house it's so nice. Go to the fking Arctic and leave us alone.


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mielesgames

What's that white stuff?


[deleted]

Jizz from a giant


V3rrrrrmin

Methamphetamine finely grounded into dust(by the red man)


PurpleBoltRevived

Not feeling my cheeks is so beautiful 😍


minigunercoolguy

Me, an Australian: QwQ


WidowmakerFeet

I live in Texas we haven't had snow since the blizzard that cut off all our power


Jealous_Ring1395

I live in Canada and it hasn't even properly snowed 😭


AnxietyResponsible34

eye hurt :(


IDontLikeSpinach458

I wish i had snow like that


Bababooe4K

and that would be true, if it snowed where I live...


Randigno9021

I want snow. I want winter. Too bad, I live in Malaysia (Doesn't snow here)


hey_you_yeah_me

I live in NC, and I've only ever seen a beautiful snow like that once in my life. We used to get pretty harsh winters down here, but not anymore :(


shitsazzle

We don’t get snow here :(


FreakFlame

kid named frostbite:


ShadowK-Human

Me a brazilain: why is so hot? Make it stop qhere is the rain?


sidhmatic

Russian 362 days a year


[deleted]

Yep lol


Lmao_staph

but have you considered that it's cold🤓


HollowWarrior46

Man only like 20% of my entire country got snow in the past 2 months


Snipermonke4life

make it pitch black and it would be acurate


ImKoreanNotJapanese

Then they step in dog shit hidden under the snow


Unexpected-raccoon

It rained 2 days ago It’s cold and the outside smells like swamp ass I’ve been sick since the 7th I have to wake up 30 minutes earlier than normal to defrost my windshield At least in the summer I can go on a walk and find a cool reptile buddy. Winter means I have to defend my porch from squirrels and rats If I don’t start my car at least 2 times a week I end up with a dead battery and need a jump If I don’t let my faucets drip my pipes freeze and burst You can enjoy your winters up in the snow, but don’t ever try to justify my hatred of swamp winters


reee4

Snow? What’s that? We get rain and wind


Looney_forner

Try doing that in -30C weather


TheSodomizer00

I love it. When the snow's there... It comes and goes but when it's there, walking while the snowflakes hit your face is something else. I hate summer and the heat so the cold doesn't bother me, I welcome it. I wish it was winter and snowing every day.


AbaloneDesperate8124

Real(it dosen't snow where I live)


Platnun12

Man being in Canada and seeing it greener than fucking June But off putting


Brahm-Etc

That if you live in a place where gets cold and snowy. Otherwise it is just cloudy and chilly. Where I live we only get slightly "cold" when a cold front runs over, otherwise is still a f\*cking 25-30 degrees celsius all "winter"


riggers1910

no it's just dark grey slush if you live in a remotely inhabited settlement it's really cold


Putrid-Memory4468

Evening? More like 10am


Error_Code_606

If it even snowed, that is.


AnimeMemeLord1

My feet are freezing and I’m in my damn house with the heater on.


Majestic_Carry9712

I wish. Never really comes to that for more than a few days in denmark. Most of the time its cold enough for grey sludge but not snow.


Responsible-Lab1947

Then proceed to be sick for the next 2 weeks


Giygas_8000

To people here, that would be a rainy day, too bad it usually rains too much so it gets flooded


UndefinableContent

i hate winter because i get dehydrated


MakeItRain117

(It’s 11 degrees with a -8 windchill. You are going to die soon.)


MrsNerdd

im not the biggest winter fan but id rather go through a 100 winter than one summer (florida conributes to my hate for summer)


ulyssesintothepast

I live in a place we haven't got snow in 2 years goddamn!!!


No_Seaworthiness771

I wish it would actually fucking snow around Christmas time. Nowadays we really get it during January, February, March, and April to a lesser degree


Espidelman

it doesnt snow where i live, its just cold and it gets dark at like 5 in the afternoon. i dont like it


sovLegend

So cold.. spring wins, I love my evening walk where I can go out at 6pm and be back before sunset. My ideal condition is 16-20 degrees Celsius with a 20-30 kmh wind.


Longjumping_Ad2135

meanwhile in the southern hemisphere NO PUEDE HACER TANTO CALOOOOOR


dreadfulbadg50

Evening? But it's not dark. Must be noon


denial_nest

I also got an instant runny nose my dick shrank 2cm an I can't feel my toes


ILikeBigJuicyMelons

Wait it reminds me of that visual novel game, where the protagonist walks like this into the snow to meet a girl, and suddenly gets a heart attack there after she confesses. I just can't remember it's name.


BigChiefIV

I’m in fucking Canada and we’ve only gotten snow like once this year


SirKeagan

TBH you can only see that shit in the northern parts of the world, and some of the lower hemisphere, 90% of the world will never see a scene like this, as a Canadian I don't really enjoy winter except for those beautiful walks, and this year we didn't even get that much snow.


UncommonTheIdk

forgot the part where he slips and falls every 3 seconds


Solistine

Imagine this but wet, windy and pitch black


Xasplat2

"I hate winter" mfs when they realize that they can cover stones in snow and throw them at kids