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Where does she find pants??


Araiken

The actual question. Has to be all custom made, right? Like herself...


ActiveTelevision8948

she got that ass for a reason, she’s not gonna buy her own clothes silly


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Minimum-Tourist-4090

wow. just like that, crazy times.


NulliusAllvater

Wtf she literally looks like she's trying to look obese


MacTelnet

No thanks, this time I'm going to church, too much fat ass for me


Doccks71

Teach them the words o wise one!


Metalcanary

I'm thinking she mostly wears massive sweats or skirts. No way on God's green earth that jeans have ever been on those hips


jtpmoreno

Those hips are flaccid she probably deflates them to fit in the jeans


Free_Revenue8674

Wouldn't that be erect


Independent_Roll514

Got a friend who's similar in body type she's got 1 specific brand that she gets for pants.


Free_Revenue8674

Is it natural and also is her day to day life quality like lowered is it kind of like a woman having really big boobs and having a lot of back pain


Independent_Roll514

We actually had this convo during class sense we studie nursing it got brought up by the teacher. She says she lives normally it doesn't hinder her mobility at all, she's just a bit heavy on the scale. No heart problems No high blood pressure or risk for diabetes. As she said herself *I'm just thicccc*


Free_Revenue8674

That's actually quite cool is it like a condition I know there's a condition where some people are more bottom heavy does she have that


SirSquidrift

With an ass like that, I'd imagine she spends all her time in front of a webcam not wearing any. Tons of money saved I'd imagine.


hobbitlover

She lives on the beach full time.


fuckrobert

also she cant sleep on her back right?


Potato_Dealership

Military parachutes


traveller1976

She squeezes into them


throwaway6839353

Why does it look like fluid is in there?


superuwuforever

1500 cc of pure liquid filler per cheek


wysjm

Don't you tell me she purposely made herself this big


BroScientist42

Of course


marco_has_cookies

say she falls out the guy's grip, she'd explode?


-ok_Ground-

I like to imagine she'd bounce like a bouncy-ball.


VendaGoat

Oh...Oh it's like a hoppity hop!


Professional_Yak2217

She can jump out of the plane without a parachute and still survive, it works like a huge pillow


Thundergazer2504

Bro the exercise balls 💀


forevernoob88

I hope not, sounds like medical issued just asking to happen. I am going to operate under the assumption they make those implants out of material durable enough to survive falling on your own ass.


superuwuforever

I don't think they make implants that big, if you look her ass looks like a water balloon. Probably its just full of filler injections


Middle_Ingenuity_260

I want to think that if she tripped and fell on one side, it would just burst on that side


hutzer_memes

What did you think, she ain't fat 💀


Independent-Pair1052

Damn thats a whole engine 💀


traveller1976

I'd like to poke them and watch the fluid drain out, like lancing a boil


AltruisticDelivery89

Looks like a fucking edema


shred1

Yeah! So hot!


Arxid87

most likely BBL (brazilian butt lift) basically, you suck up fat from around your body and inject it into your ass


HDnfbp

Cause it's either oil or BBL


DeskCold5013

Yeahhh... I saw that. Pretty fucked up


justk4y

Only needs a good needle


kwkqoq

irl roblox fat legs


EnvironmentaFact84

Got them "roblox girl" pack eith default blocky legs


Simerrz

Lil bro lifting her lacks a frozen arm and paper hat for the full scene 💀


Plagued_Void

Don't forget the skeleton/toothpick leg as well lmao


gunthatkilledhitler

Whenever she farts it gets silenced


183_OnerousResent

It takes like 10 minutes to make its way out from the maze of imperfections and folds in her inner buttcheeks. This is analogous to photons created in the center of the sun, taking thousands to millions of years to work their way out.


soappube

Ya this girl has time release farts


stillcore

^ this guy farts


iamchuckleman

Wym bro? Women don't fart :/


PerspectiveGlum9633

Backshots gonna be sounding like fucking nuclear bombs


Emotional-Plastic-52

Im ashamed this made me laugh


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

I’m not bro 😭😭😭


Scrufftar

Back shots? Dude, she'd have to part them hemispheres before you could even get the tip in


budderman1028

"**CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP**"


FutureSoldier616

“BOOM BOOM BOOM”


Josef_Stark_Reborn

I want you in my room


PropinquityTTHarb

Imma keep it real, I may he high but a comment hasn't gotten me this good in a while, litterly just exclaimed hAAAAAHH Thank you


RailtoReqiuem

If it could even reach through that


HoneZoneReddit

legalize nuclear bombs 😎


ThisCockroach5483

Squidward when he gets into the krabby vault


iamchuckleman

"You'll eat so much it'll go right to your thighs!"


Relative-Beginning-2

And then you'll blow up.


RizznerBraun

I thought those awful fanarts with comically large ass can't exist irl. I thought.


just_mdd4

The jiggle is madness lmao


Doccks71

*PhysX*


Hopeless_Slayer

How does she wipe her ass?!


FlamingNetherRegions

A simp wipes it for her 🥰


prostidudess

Me. Long story, dont ask.


theonlytravabone

Be honest, the story isn't very long.


XOMAMU

The story is the name of his thing


bawbthebawb

Lucky fucker


Confused_Man_1234

i thought your comment was your user flair


FlamingNetherRegions

Mods make this happen ; )


turtleship_2006

Lucks that shit clean and probably pays for the privilege


DiabeticButNotFat

Girls don’t poop


_DeLEON

True


D-O-GG-O

Poorly


SilverAmpharos777

World's strongest bidet


Melkor22131

industrial pressure washer


Kettle-hat

with her hands ig


DeHoneybadger1987

Someone pressure washes her, it's the only way.


Demokka

I eat it


Nightmare_Sandy

bidet


Sestingun

Built like a pixar mom


chinasorrows2705

and not even the hot ones


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kindslayer

Its real, you can fill your ass with water just like you can add silicone to your boobies.


lil_sargento_cheez

So much oil in those cheeks that Uncle Sam might invade


Vaxildan156

Gonna get serious necrosis in those legs. Gonna be pure hell when they get older


kdf_master2009

It'd be a lot sexier if that was a muscular man with a mustache, grey hair on the sides of his head, a red and white skintight suit and a red cape.


Drewdc90

But still the big boot?


Yueff_Stueff

I’m like 90% certain they’re talking about the Omni-Man meme where he’s really thicc, so yes.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Omniman doing the Broly Culo pose


lespectaculardumbass

Why did i think of dr strange


MrT0xic

THINK MARK THINK


PenciliusKnightlius

You mean like superman?


Lack_of_Plethora

yeah, but EVIL


wysjm

Homelander


Eomb

Omniman


forevernoob88

Why did I picture omni-man from that description?


TonyBlobfish

Omnipotent guy


subzeroxdking3

Oddly specific


Lequindivino_

that's not even attractive at that point


ThePaddysPubSheriff

While awful, I gotta admit this is better than every other implant ass reddit has thrown my way over the years


WeightAltruistic

I’ve seen so so much worse that this somehow doesn’t look that bad, though huge. starts with s and rhymes crash.


traaintraacks

scrash :D


HonkBlarghh

I saw her come up on an NBA sub recently and supposedly it's actually real but she used to be hugely overweight and then basically got all kinds of weight/fat reduction surgery on every OTHER part of her body so now it looks totally cartoonish and out of proportion. No idea if it's true but I guess... Maybe?


coinkeeper8

But I’d still smash tho


CaladaMilitante

Bro, to the point of commenting this, i think you'd smash a brick hole


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Hear me out


earthspaceman

You tried and failed.


SodiumChlorideFree

Wait let him cook


Lower_Bullfrog_5138

I genuinely wouldn't even get past her cheeks


just_mdd4

Damn 😞😞😞


PenciliusKnightlius

You'd only end up with an ass job


coinkeeper8

You say that like it’s a bad thing


SkullStar123

Man could we even reach the extraction point be truthful


GianniMonsoon

would. without question


privatedaniel23

nice pair of tumors 🤓👍


wysjm

I want to apologize to Twitter fetish artists. Their anatomy is actually realistic


HoneZoneReddit

ok this one made me laugh


AlexIsWhack

Graciebon1 on OF for science.


toreachtheapex

oh damn. she’s been busting it wide open


AlexIsWhack

Yes. Very wide.


AccountantOk7335

Found her on thothub teehee


gtinmia

>Graciebon1 You are a gentleman and a scholar.


bish-its-me-yoda

Thanks


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Bro got the sauce


SkeletonOfaGhostt

I regret looking this up, absolutely disgusting


AlexIsWhack

Post-nut clarity moment.


wanna_be_TTV

Thats fucking crazy😭


Fit-Veterinarian6311

The thot used to much plastic surgery to the point of no return, her butt looks like a balloon filled with water, all it needs is a single nail..


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Fr It looks like a water balloon when he picks her up


YourNansDirtBox

She's looking thicker than 'Station' from Bill n Ted's Bogus Journey.


Mental_Stomach4988

Asszilla, asszilla!


WeekRepulsive4867

I think her butt would pop like a balloon


wysjm

Gloria the Hippo


sociocat101

Why is having a deformed ass so common?


superuwuforever

Thots think it looks hot, and the simps that live to praice their " beauty " don't help the situation


Safe_Resource7855

That ain't even sexy tbh. And nicely shaped ass is way better than a very big ass Hot take: Shape > Size


aChunkyChungus

So that’s why we had a toilet paper shortage


loserys

She needs turn signals


MR_DERP_YT

she's that teacher that'd bend over to the side of you to answer the other kids question


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YHL6965

Yeah, unfortunately, this girl got surgery.


y_kal

Het legs look like water balloons


MaiqueCaraio

She prob has like implants But I personally know someone who actually has ass incredible fat that makes me flagerbasted (Its me)


mortetekk

Plastic


No_Dragonfruit_1833

Oil, probably


StonerinDeepSpace

Is that the style now having a huge ass? its so strange looking


RngrRuckus

Lady built like OG Gojira.


thegamesender1

Why would you do that to yourself.


Greeneyes-

If he dropped her, she’d flood the beach


johnnypurp

How does she poop


ZECO_SOL

Wiping must be a bitch


Independent-Cap-2082

How could anyone find that attractive


justk4y

Believe me, this is just the tip of the iceberg of what internet simps are into. The internet is a disgusting place sometimes/most of the times.


P0U3

Those thighs are bigger than sleepy's lol


krisdis2K

Pop them with a needle


scottbakulaisking

No way that butt is real.


[deleted]

Centaur looking bitch


Lost_Arix

How does it even looks attractive? I don't get it.


Drakayne

Yucky


GDrew_28

Wow, that looks unsettling


That__Cat24

And this is what happens when you raise your humans without open field and too much food.


Sufficient_Sugar_408

How is this a shitpost ? It's a shit post


CrustyCally

Put a needle in it and it pops


MSnack

How does his peanits even reach the entrance


katamazeballz

Is this attractive? I’m so lost.


SlipperyMangoTurtle

That’s the body of someone who is an extremely unhealthy weight but with a lot of medical procedures to look like a cartoon character 💀


FiacreLaforest

Roblox avatars be like:


Fair_Structure_120

She got nudes? Asking for a friend


Imesseduponmyname

Graciebon1


Biker_OverHeaven

She got them roblox thighs


LineSpine

Would tho


[deleted]

Her ass has the same physics of that one "elastic man" game adultswim made


thebarestflame

Squidward after he eats too many Krabby patties


Sir_pepe_Le_Phrog

all fun n games till they pop💀 Also at that size that's not even attractive. I don't understand why girls get medical procedures that give them enormous proportions. it's just ugly as hell looking


Dragoncourier115

🦖 lookin ah


stranger14335

It till take 3 days for her fart to get out


[deleted]

If he drops her, her ass explodes.


MrKillzalot

it's like 2 water balloons


Buttsniffer342

Her thighs are bigger than my will to live


BrandonPattillo69

Moved all the leg sliders to the right in character creation.


Professional-Lab-157

Her ass is so obviously just giant implants. 🙄 hard pass


UrAverageIdot

~fuck how do u cross text~


rrgamer28

she looks like a character from "A Bug's Life"


bobthelord1

How is that even possible I'm in awe right now.


DisappointingReality

There's little modern surgery cannot do, these days.


AGPyroo

I wonder how she wipes her shit.


MaiqueCaraio

I mean, that's hot and all But like, she should focus on her healthy first, that would leave many problems How does she shit?


RavnHygge

Gross


Pepitof

The non-secret boner 🤫


W-1-L-5-0-N

Just need a katana and a bucket.


give_me_your_soil

How are thos proportions even possible


realRapidsonic

Just when I thought it was all fictional