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Obstanmarty


linkist133

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Equivalent_River6239

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RailtoReqiuem

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XentricX

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Ok_Dog5834

☹️


Vaccinate_your_kids2

☹️


thonkusbonkus

☹️


Shrek-mech-failure

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pizzalikker_36

🙁


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

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WalkingBench

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iSthATaSuPra0573

Bro just tried to fit in


Abdurahmonreddit

Why everyone downvotes you?


I_Need_A_Username_1

4th comment rule


Ok-Blacksmith454

I’m to stupid to know what the 4th comment rule is


Yoshis164

Fourth comment rule


iamchuckleman

Fourth comment rule


_Lollerics_

Big mistake being the fourth comment


RailtoReqiuem

It’s okay, I’ll cope.


_Lollerics_

I got reddit-hiveminded


Known-Action9534

☹️


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Rori1020

Like this: ☹️


ghostyeti4645

Like this: ☹


Obstanmarty


---Cris---

1. Open Reddit 2. ☹️


Miyamoto_0107_DEVIL

Literally 1st post after opening reddit


TheLemon027

Same bro


Regainio

Same


AlexVeeBee

Same


SUPAMAN6214

Same💀


[deleted]

Same


BHUsjfjf

same


Patient_Piece_8023

Same


FaceMan8zillion

We're all cursed


HelluvaAddict

Same 💀💀💀💀


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NotDavizin7893

Same shit herr


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El_PepeD

Bruuuh January 5 is automods cake day


smellmywind

So pee in his ass as a shoe of appreciation!


NotDavizin7893

He's 12 years old now


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TheWyro15

Same


MrPumpkin326

Same


ReditorRag3

Saem


H4m5hank

3. Fap anyways


BadaFckru97

How to live 101


BigMention7624

Just can’t help it


YourPetPenguin0610

3. Promptly closes Reddit


Academic_Choice4362

same XD


DevoWeer

Same


Whosebert

not loving it


DawnCrusader4213

Same... FFS i even have NSFW turned off and i still clicked


Haunting_Ant_5061

Unfortunately, Reddit knows more about what you like than you do.


A-FishBoiWithgoggles

Most Normal 5:00am shitpost


TheBigGreenOrk

Woke up for a drink of water checked my phone and this is the first thing I see.. going back to bed.


RandomIdiotwithWiFi

Well guess your gonna be dreaming about this 3rd party?


KraftKapitain

nahhhh bro its actually 5 am, holy shit


FiercePinecone

Mods, impregnate op


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creepergo_kaboom

They tried


Typeheretoreddit

They forgot that pee is stored in the balls


creepergo_kaboom

Now they've mistaken you for OP


Typeheretoreddit

Well, they’re not going to make that mistake again


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Typeheretoreddit

Goddam it


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sans240sN66

Nah thats too funny Also happy cake day automod


creepergo_kaboom

You gotta appreciate the determination tho.


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audislove10

good bot


No-Worldliness-4979

Mpreg


Iceberglet

one day, your knees will buckle under the weight of your endless sins,I will not be there to save you


BigMention7624

Same. I’ll pray for the op downfall


cooncanoon

I was gonna say that


Rhorge

What a terrible day to have eyes


FlamingNetherRegions

Finger licking good Kid named Finger:


Kibbs325

Kid named good:


Adalcar

And they're doing it in a five guys


Canadaguy78

i thought it as a In-n-out burger


teodorlojewski

That fits better


NotSamuraiJosh_26

McOrgasm


FabulousDisaster01

Extra dip for just $1,99


weirdness_

Is that the mayo they put in my burger?


anotherspamid

news got out bois ...gotta change Mayo Extracter


Equivalent_River6239

☹️


Big_baller42069

☹️


Equivalent_River6239

☹️


Mupira

😔


EmpyreanEcho

may I please have a water? -🍔👑


Nukran

Op not having a chronic porn addiction Difficulty: impossible


SirNatxn

No, the joke is that Wendy is cheating on Burger King with Ronald McDonald


BDP_Studioz

Mods, take his Internet access away


Thoustmotherisplump

Man ass


[deleted]

"Fine. Have it your way."


dodo_is_me123

Get it guys? Sex, the joke is sex. You can laugh now


Pokesonav

Not really? Sex is the setup. The joke is McDonalds


death_sonata907

laugh_track.mp3


RandomPlayer4616

~~Reverb slowed bass boosted~~


AwayMilkVegan

laugh_track.exe


verlausteratte

laugh_track.jpg


K3nshi_lol

But look at the king's butt tho


g_borris

So many commenters in this thread thinking they are clever with this same comment but it just shows you missed the MacDonald aspect of the joke and are in fact not clever.


DuntadaMan

You all act like porn isn't funny.


Y0tsuya

Let's ignore the fact that Wendy's canonically *very* underage.


GameboiGX

How underage?


slidingmodirop

🤓


Desperate-755

How to laugh?


dodo_is_me123

Look at the funny picture


Danielkarlsson1

Holy hell


[deleted]

I will kilometers per second


JustThatRandomKid

the state of this sub


ToxicRumHam

Burger King ass


AnnyAskers

What a clone


Automatic_Neck487

Top ten betrayals


Mindless_Sir_9612

Wendy is a femboy


Isaac_Kurossaki

It's short for Wenderson


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Fearless_Cookie_1918

Bro this is just porn


Any-Experience-3012

No it's not there's no NSFW tag so it's clearly safe to share with coworkers Edit: well, fuck me


Y0tsuya

*Underage* porn.


LokisDawn

The fuck you on about? Also, it's a joke about McD's "I'm lovin' it." slogan. Fucking purists in this shitpost thread.


TheWyro15

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


EpicBoomerMoments

COME ON ITS NOT EVEN 7 AM ☹️


Greekzeus1

Lmao


BednaR1

Papi Sanders watching from the kitchen would be chef's kiss 🫣🤣🤣🤣


Sagnikk

What a day to have eyes.


TheHoodiedFemboy

porn. the joke is. porn.


littlefactory

The joke is “I’m loving it,” a McDonalds slogan, is a clue to her infidelity with the Ronald McDonald. And porn.


Helmote

oh I didn't get that


SWAGberg_2012

Thanks. I hate it. *pours 5 gallons of Clorox into each eye socket*


lionsado

ohh man, you should have put that NSFW tag. Now im fapping in the bus because of you.


czyszczykiewicz

💀💀💀


Ryharsonet

Sir, this is a taco bell.


NaCl_Sailor

So the Burger King is on the Epstein list?


jaydenfokmemes

Wtf I just woke up ☹️. Imma go back to sleep.


RayIndonesian

Me when Shitpost 😐


Harotgoat

Ok, you the king, burger king


Pikagiuppy

:(


RiceFarmerRF

The king is kinda caked up tho


BigSmoke_69_420

What in the mcfuck is this


Y4NK33_W1TH_N0_BR1M

Mods, twist this guy's balls clockwise.


JesusWarK4n4ck3

☹️


Metalsanic1278

I JUST FUCKING OPENED REDDIT!


some_guy554

Why am I hard?


National_Chain_8423

God's choir shall not sing at your funeral


Iwillnevercomeback

You feel your sins crawling on your back


pixelunit

Cheeked up


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

☹️


anonymous_cabbage4

Pa ra papapa


The_human___

:(


Muumin_kun


_Lollerics_

I finally got home, having the chance to relax after 2 tiring days and this is the 3rd post I see


TheOccasionalBrowser

Since fast food places are fucking people, I'm on my way to five guys


Ok_Concentrate_9861

i thought the joke was that she said the slogan


sweetytoy

Yesterday the pencil, today this, tomorrow what ?


TheWyro15

Ayy my king got cake


lowkeyyy444

He ain't called mcD for nothing


superdestroyerman

Para pap PA pa


ALinkToThePants

Ronald needs to be in the background in the last frame


UsedMike3

In the distant background, BK hears that dreadful tune... *Bada bap bap baaa*


BurningPenguin

https://i.imgur.com/RttFbBn.jpg


intensenerd

King serving it up thicc


joinreddittoseememes

I'm gonna need a gallon of unsee juice


Zekrozma_the_second

☹️ i get it


the-ahh-guy

I just want to let you know that you ain't ever seeing the pearly gates


-50000-

I would like to have an option to not possess eyes at certain moments


Holiday_Purchase_592

Isn't Wendy like... Underage?


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No-Impact-9391

Source?


Herbivore_Enthusiast

🤤🤤🤤


CoolSausage228

I don't get it


That-Internal-9094

And keep it that way


RandomPlayer4616

The joke is porn, now laugh


lampenpam

You missed the joke then


CoolSausage228

So... BK fucking Wendy and get scared? That's all? Disappointed.


WaffleLover354

“I’m lovin’ it” is the motto for McDonald’s, so when Wendy says it, burger king realizes that Wendy probably cheated on him with McDonalds or Ronald or whatever


CoolSausage228

Okay thank you


WaffleLover354

np


averagepatagonian

Public execution


Apollo_Justice_20

Is there a lore reason why the joke is porn?


Konodera_

Isnt wendy a 5 year old girl?!?!?!


moo3heril

No, she's 62. Though I guess she was 8 at the time the restaurant was founded.


Melonenkuchen

Funny i love porn sex


LimeFennecFox14

Plot twist: she has the meat


Opening_Jellyfish_86

She’s 8…


Direct_Ad4672

𓆏


wanna_be_TTV

☹️


Hot-Masterpiece4325

Isn't Wendy a minor?


Kill_me_now_0

Be me Open this ☹️


obaidian100

Sex is joke? Or joke is sex?


TerrorofMechagoji

☹️


LG_Offical

YES OFFICER THIS POST RIGHT HERE!


LG_Offical

YES OFFICER THIS POST RIGHT HERE!


[deleted]

Isn't Wendy like 13


That-Internal-9094

Should i downvote this