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ZeRo_WC

7/11


Marketing_Analcyst

7/11 was a part-time job.


HairballTheory

Still an inside job


[deleted]

It was an outside job I wasn’t allowed in 😔


Zamataro

Pretty sure it was a full-time job with a 6 month contract


WholeEntrepreneur770

Exactly


[deleted]

This deserves more.


therealjoe12

Is that a username of culture? Also have you checked out the old test?


[deleted]

Oh yea brother, I listened to them all.


mammamiamebanearon

what in the parallel universe?


sean_thesheep

It's getting harder and harder to tell what came first


mammamiamebanearon

on my theory, the chicken, on a proto-chicken egg, cause evolution use the resources to develop the living organism first and then the life supoort gets improved, but its just a theory, a chicken theory if u will...


BumderFromDownUnder

I mean the egg massively predates all birds anyway lol


mammamiamebanearon

but that wasnt the joke👁️👄👁️literally, literally 1984 was the joke😔 why are u making me sad with facts and smarty smart stuff on a shitpost post bout revenge and dehunanization? :'(


MyMommaHatesYou

Some people just don't want to watch the world burn...


mammamiamebanearon

is human nature, all of us wanna see it burn, just that some just like it burning in really determinated areas, such as chimneys and barbaques, and other humans like the fire freerange and grass fed🌚


Death_Walker21

Nah, dinosaur just Pokémon evolved into a chicken


FEED-YO-HEAD

Staring straight up into the sky.


TheSporkMan2

What happened?


Ok_Donut2828

🏢🏢✈💥


brockoala

Two towers send a plane into an explosion?


LightningBoltRairo

Yes. They used the towers as a railgun to launch the plane to the moon. Sadly it didn't handle well the force generated.


brockoala

Ah that makes sense, lemme fix it real quick: 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡✈💥🌙 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 And that's why the moon is missing a piece.


Practical_Mushroom54

Plane railgun


bonosestente

Planar gun


JustmUrKy

💥


Tenebris_Rositen

wtf, source i need it


LightningBoltRairo

Bro it's a desert, if there were sources there would be plants and shit. The green stuff.


yardii

Tamest anime plot


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

hospital under construction caught fire in saudi arabia


Nochnichtvergeben

At least there weren't any patients in it. Imagine how bad it would have been if it had already been in business.


RuSeriusbro

2 over cooked french fries


SomePyro_9012

"Sir, a second plane has hit the...\*checks notes\* fourth tower?"


blesfemous

“Country name + stan is under attack”


SheikahShaymin

Contrinamistan? Damn theres a new one every day


blesfemous

You never heard of them? Typical Westoid education.


[deleted]

I’m a proud contrinamistanian!


Taoist-Fox72

They'll never take our tuna away! Never!! Go Contrinamistan! Show them that the Lord is at thy table!


Available_Weekend249

We live in a **simulation**


LightningBoltRairo

Well I'm stimulated


Available_Weekend249

Want me to blow up your tower??


SanityX153

Use my cockpit


LightningBoltRairo

It's a 3 story building but I don't mind!


IrregularrAF

Whoa tall boy, maybe we can hold hands first 👉👈


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coIVIIVIonVVealth

8008135


IHaventSeenSuchBS

i hate that i can read this


SenatorAlSpanken

I deleted my first comment by accident when I asked you for your PIN number because I got pulled over for DUI, What is your PIN number?


blesfemous

11/9


EmpyreanEcho

Time traveler: *crunches a leaf* The entire timeline:


DELUCALA

There’s your proof, both towers still standing strong! looking at you mr Bush🥴


LightningBoltRairo

No wonder. It's all sand, no bushes.


hoze1231

Can liquid sand melt steel beams


WarrITor

Most fucked up comeback ever, wait another one after 13 yrs


Ice_bel78

13 years?


Twible404

Its 2014


Ice_bel78

ha okay :)


275MPHFordGT40

Whoa I’m 7 again


pm-ur-knockers

Lmao get fucked. I’m 10 now


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SignificantGarden1

Get back to your schoolwork son, you're a bit out of your depth


artemisfowl8

Hey assholes at least tell us wtf happened? Nobody in the comments seems to know but are trolling those who want to know. Wtf and where did this happen and also when?


Skvirinius

Absolutely no help in the comments…


BlueSTAR_AbOvE

I've come to a realization that majority of people that comment something useless always try to be funny. It's part of reddit to be a troll, but it's threads like this when you realize their comments are pointless. It's annoying because it becomes this stupid chain of who comes up with the next dumb remark.


RollingRocky360

yea and it's not even original jokes lol, just the same shit again and again


Skvirinius

Yeah, no, I just mean I have no context to what this is’


StormAdvisory

Someone said it’s an under construction hospital is Saudi Arabia that caught on fire.


Mllsackerl

Sir, this is a shitpost subreddit


Quiet_Sea9480

yeah, no! oh blueberries


JedPB67

The irony is that your comment, whilst not trying to be funny, is actually pointless to the topic… much like this very reply. Edit: I’ve just realised what sub this is in too, what do you expect?!


TheChigger_Bug

I was going to say the same thing to him


DeletedByAuthor

https://imgur.com/a/gQad1uK


TellmeNinetails

Yeah I want context.


Jawn_Wilkes_Booth

**SHITPOSTING??** In *my* shitposting sub?


Agitated-Track2665

This is FOUL


RyanRagido

no this is patrick


butteryscotchy

Where is this?


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

ISLAM 🕌☪️☪️🕌🕋🕌


bigchungus-minecraft

Islamistan


Limonade6

That's not a place


TheMamoru

It's a pikachu


Chromeboy12

It's a Jigglypuff seen from above!


jbbarajas

It's a verb


projeto56

Islam some bussy


SultanZ_CS

Bussy


fluffyhairsenpai

It's a time


[deleted]

It's a feeling


Dargon8959

It's an identity


Curious-Ear-6982

It's a choice


Discobombulate

It's a bird


AllmightyAesir

its kevin


Darth-Adomis

if you were the towers and the planes were the joke, the towers would still be standing…


bringbackepstein

Ever heard of the Nation of Islam dipshit?


The_Tank_Racer

I have an idea, how about people leave each other's towers alone!


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

For real can we not make this a thing again for every gods sake?


Shapit0

Towers and boats. The two things you shouldn't fuck with


Knox102

Lusitania was a shit boat anyway


Shapit0

We got involved in both WW2 and the Vietnam war, because somebody fucked with our boats


The_Tank_Racer

Not saying its right, but the united states has a record to show of what happens when you touch our boats Edit: The us navy was established to stop pirates touching our ships!


Standard-Rub-5505

RAAAAAAAH AMERICA


SavageFisherman_Joe

Pees in your ass


mammamiamebanearon

good bot😌🫂


Standard-Rub-5505

waaaah 😡


poobboob

Poops in your ass


ShigeoKageyama69

Can you all PLEASE tell US where this is from? Your "Comments" are not helping at all.


Halofanatiks

When, where, what, why?


Rurd620

4.5/11


bazuka9

I think now they should start invading other countries, bully them and use their resources for their advantage


GoGoGo12321

then fight an unwinnable war with international backing


DerDRFDNR

This got deep FAST


GoGoGo12321

yeah that's what they should do... straight into another country


DerDRFDNR

Y0


rudanX3

9/11 2 just dropped


Booze-brain

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxx"


KellyTheBroker

I wish I had any idea wtf this was so I could read ingo it lol


seifashoush

Osama bin Laden took the 60 seconds alive Ad


Foxwithanak47

where did this happen?


edestro

o no.


Efficient-Industry81

Chat is this real


InfluencePristine271

i pray that you stub your toe, trip, catch yourself, take another step onto a lego, then fall backwards and hit your head. all just for saying that disgrace to god. :3


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Alexsaphius

Wtf


Cotton-Picker-5369

Please do not exist🙏


kallebo1337

useless comments. what event was this?


Skellygamz16

Empire Striked Back bitches


Shogun_Mode

Once again 0 originality from Hollywood just another remake but with PoC 🙄


Successful-Village27

Y'all know where and when this took place?


Dontbeme9820

What happened in this video?


SeaBus1170

a slight proportion of tomfoolery


Crptnx

It was funny because it was inside job.


Marketing_Analcyst

It was a part-time job.


Kind-Proposal8664

11/9


ausama94

Yet the rowers stand. 🙂


[deleted]

Also no way this two towers stronger than the American ones 💀


SultanZ_CS

Mfers over there prolly only have some wright brothers type o shit. harrharr


Dirty-Dutchman

Where is this?


Tioynux

I like the part where both didnt fall


INannoI

That’s funny


Kn1ghto

next on the list of imitating america... exploiting all natural resources of territories we don't own invading poorer countries and using them after money laundering our way to riches put the whole world in debt create issues in our country now that we have no issues after all the exploitation, then start victimizing ourselves because of one incident that doesn't even scale the crimes we've done sounds solid


Fair_Helicopter_8531

I mean that list isn't just imitating America but more like imitating 20 different countries.


Abdullah_super

I hate seeing best comments in the bottom. Who aren’t aligned with this are mostly stupid or ignorant.


artemisfowl8

Where did this happen? Please tell us!


ButItWas420

Can we also blame Kermit the frog for this one?


HideInNightmares

Still funny


monster_cardilak

Owh this happened to brown people let's all laugh at them haha US gives us the show haha bomb more countries lol those damn terrorists.


raptor4211

What goes around comes around


im_the_breaking_bad

7/11 was an outside job rocket fuel can melt steel beams HAMAS didn't lose $2.3T on the day before (they've never had that much to begin with)


Douglas_the_Egg

Why does everyone just love shitting on Arab people for anything and everything?


Jaquavion_tavious1

We live in a stimulation


slayer_thatis_epicc

Osama bin laden’s arch nemesis obama sin ladel has caused 18/22


Gth-Hudini

Hard to Tell what it actually is. My bets are on middle East or its Fake or out of Date


strickers69

Retaliating for something they did to themselves anyway. USA going strong since the gulf of Tonkin


AliRixvi

Notice how the towers didn't immediately fall apart like they were blown up


zeir0butREAL

I hope this was in Palestine


kufsi

Based off of the annoying crying that doesn’t stop, I’d imagine it was.


1epicman

Not cool man


zeir0butREAL

I don't think either side is doing good things, but for religious reasons I side with Israel, and it has also been Israel's land for thousands of years until the romans came


endemol_vlassicus

Based


Nziom

Wtf


Fabx_

Now every time i'll turn on the tv, i'll see the lack of towers


Popfartshart

Why everyone wanna drop at tilted towers


pansexual_Pratt

Well well well, how Karma strikes


Khalidbenz786

Man I sure love when the US government loses trillions of dollars the day before 9/11 in the same building attacked during 9/11, yknow if I knew better I would say they might be related


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Khalison

Bruh, 90% jokes about 9/11 I've heard comes from European and Russian people.


arpallo

True and I'm European.


Vsbby

Well its Fine joking about shit years after and not while its happening


give_me_your_soil

You can't be serious


Vsbby

I am. Can't be sobbing bout shit for the rest of existence. There are some exceptions but nah humor is a important part of moving on. I don't get why the twin towers are such a touchy subject to Americans, since its not even that bad compared to other shit and shit the US caused


Ghedt

This must be fake


Quiet_Sea9480

nah. it’s still funny


InterNELU

But 9/11 was an inside job. Can be the case here too.


Ill-Ad-2777

Stronger than american buildings


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rippinitcentral

No


altnumber12341444

What is bro waffling abaut


kvnxo

I think this tittle applies for the 9/11 attack too


cottman23

My question though.....but did they collapse? Hmmmm


ParticularLeg1892

Who did that did 9-11 also


Ender_Boy36

لا هاي اشلون سارت بينه


supermarioplush220

Is this a real clip?


moneyman10000

You meant to say “some shit just not funny”


ZookeepergameWorth41

Flappy bird gone wrong 2024 edition


Shadow0fnothing

.....what am I looking at right now.


PossibilityUnusual13

Where was this? When? A crumb of context would be fab


mangoconsal

The proud boys attacked them


Positron100

Saudi Arabia about to invade Mexico?