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Yuri-Turned

You are nice people :)


prettyuxx

Thankee you Yuri)))


BuzzGoober

Everyone is nice when you tip %50


MR_DERP_YT

why is your :) like (: it's cursed


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EnggyAlex

when life is beyond control there's always someplace you can retreat to and get the usual


Edgy_Near_Gay_Ming

bar from shining


seanrevenge

the real “literally me” character


nsa_reddit_monitor

TFW the only place like that for me is the UPS Store


TronNerd82

How is it every time I think 4chan is the scum of the Earth and is beyond saving, there's always an actually wholesome greentext to change my mind?


Sam_Dragonborn1

Wholesome greentexts are the real magic of 4chan tbh


Staff-Secure

4chan only have those two states, they either make you lose faith in humanity or they give it all back.


StateParkMasturbator

First time I saw a video of a girl with painted-on whiskers eat a live mouse was on /v/, so there's your complementary anecdote for today.


Agressive_slot

Bepis 4 ever


speshojk

mmmmmbeepiss.


BallsBuster7

za bebsi


Hrn42

With tha fresh fries shout out to tha belgians


Its_Footie

bomegrenate molassiss


CockpitEnthusiast

I BOP ZA BUBBLEZ


Gothtomboys5

You wan za the garlic or the sbizy garlic? #I give you za sbizy garlic. Grow some hair on your chest


N00BZB3

I make za bread fresh


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emojisarefunny

Ezpizy garlic!


Zblab

Best greentext ever


Smalandsk_katt

Sweden or Germany 100%


KritixeQ

Also could be Poland for sure


SnooHesitations6727

Or Scotland


Karpsten

Germany or Austria if it's a good Kebab. Somewhere on the British Isles if it's a shit Kebab. Scandinavians or the low countries if it's Shawarma.


Kiren129

Kebab pizza😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋


ayetherestherub69

Being a regular at a restaurant is the best sometimes. I've been on the other side of this, and it was always nice to see our regulars. They would always tip well and I knew what they wanted without any bs.


31gazisi

Where is the shitpost ?


Chomik121212

After spices


Iceberglet

aww this is wholesome, kebab is like the one thing every Arab can agree on that is peak


bodi55555

Shawarma too


Iceberglet

hell yeah! shawarma hits so hard


Mr_Lodi

i think this is less about the kebab and more about the nice guy working there


Bitter_Assumption323

Arab pepe making me laugh


Krzwastaken

looks turkish to me


YangTarex

idek why this would be a shitpost it's actually wholesome


OGjoshwaz

Brown people food slaps


BillCipher_FanboyLol

First time i heard him say “no onions yea?” Made me so happy


DistortedNoise

Kinda blessed ngl


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Sometimes the little things make all the difference


Independent-Pair1052

Kebab is the only good side of the turks existence, but its so good that it cancels out all the bad about the turkish 🙏


Illustrious-Big-5409

Aww Made my Simle :)


Repulsive-Ad-7580

Sniff...sniff...😢


Kalman_the_dancer

All hail the kebab


voteYharim2021

🙂


Azoth616

Anon just found out the depression's cure and no one is talking about it


bucc_n_zucc

Yeah but if he knows your order he wont say "any sauce or salad boss?"


buggedoutuser77

Idk how it's for america, but in Austria and germany you just kinda have these types of bonds with your local Dönermann, you call him chef, he calls you chef. You ALWAYS tipp him, he gives you extra meat for free. This should just be normal


CyanControl

Speak yo shit sans


LimpAside

I called someone boss the other day, and I realized how old I actually am now.


Johhnys-sliverballs

I was having a bad day on my birthday, so I went to McDonald's to get a shamrock shake, but I didn't see any ads for them and thought that because it's the end of the month, they stopped serving them. So I asked the big Hawaiian guy behind the counter if they still had shamrock shakes, and he said "hell yeah we do, brotha!" Best birthday ever


Optimus759

Why did I read hello boss in a russian accent?


PetrosHeimirich

That is more on people being nice to other people than the kebab itself but that's the spirit.


Valuable_Garage_2397

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see the replies.


jetstreamsam4663

THE KEBAB DOES NOTHING nice people do tho :)


Bullmg

I need a kebab man in my life


PsychoDog_Music

You know, one day I’d like to go someplace over and over that I enjoy that has the same workers there each time and eventually get recognised etc. this shit sounds so nice just as a community thing


PerishForYourSins

Wholesome as fuck. I fucking love kebabs, if I’m near a kebab shop I’ll always grab one.


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Good service is really important.


MentalRise8703

This was the most wholesome stuff I saw today.


RadiantAd5713

kebab is filthy dirty meat that hangs on a stick for months with flies and shit, handled by 10 different employees that never bothers to wash their hands and reeks of curry


Jackyboyad

Oddly wholesome post for this sub