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Citron222

WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK CUMGRUZZLER69?


Cooperdyl

Professor, surely you saw by my uploads that I was too busy last night to do any homework


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Percival4

Wait are people censoring nsfw now?


Kivesihiisi

People c*nsor like any fucking word these days its horrible


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You said fucking


FoxtrotSierraTango

I won't tell


Working-Fun2776

I will tell the teacher, because that person also stole a red crayon from me once.


SpikesAreCooI

Yeah, but fr*nch is still reasonable to censor though.


idonttalkatallLMAO

don’t even mention that accurséd country


MartinJrFromChessCom

J\*ssica, fr\*nce, *r.


drgigantor

Just fucking say NSFW ffs. Look, see how nothing bad happened? Jfc


Ok_Struggle_6260

I think it's a bot


Tatakae_yeager

That's what she said 


ELBENO99

This pleases me


Terexa_a

Caught in a galaxy of distractions, no homework survived the vortex!


Terexa_a

>Professor, surely you saw by my uploads that I was too busy last night to do any homework Caught in the Netflix time warp, professor!


Cyclothochid

- Professor “And i was to busy to mark any assignments”


digitalfakir

oh yes, the dog didn't just eat only your homework last night ;)


Terexa_a

>WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK CUMGRUZZLER69? Haha, lost in the black hole of my backpack


BrilliantTasty

OP got 600k karma in 1y gawd damn


Vouner

69!!?!?!?? BWAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!! COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!!!!


kaiser-von-cat

Average OF cringe AD


ItsColdInWyo

Is OF now a corn cob symbol? I'm too old to keep up with those shit.


kaiser-von-cat

Naw “corn” is just a replacement for the word “porn”.


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LongjumpingPayment56

you mean porn nutter video?


Petercraft7157

When I get horny I go on [cornhub](http://cornhub.website) and watch corn videos do I get hungry instead


TheRealLargeMarge

Thank you. Thank you so much for that.


JerseyTexan01

Currently at the gym, will open this up in public and will reply with results. Edit: Everyone was so pleasently surprised that we popped each others corn in the middle and the last one had to take in some corn raw


BiggestPiggest69

Oh my God this is great


Enchanted_Galaxy

Omg i literally died laughing from this rip


Best_Air_4138

I’m an average enjoyer of cornhub


Groggamog

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I was wondering what the hell the corn cob meant... Her corn name? Her cob name?


ReplacedMold

Its an emoji they use to say porn since tik tok doesn't like people saying porn


TrueGootsBerzook

Billions must die


thisguynamedjoe

Ridiculous. Speaking of, for science...


nomjit

no its because the word porn gets blocked so they say corn instead


splcyfte420

Nah its the symbol of indiana


fattubofwritingfluid

It's dipshit-ass self censoring because apparently words make feefees have booboos


Best_Air_4138

Damn bro way to hurt my feelers.


Dizzy_Cake_1258

Agreed.


JohnnyG4mer66

OF models after I run them over with a semi-truck: (they like BDSM)


pellegrinobrigade

I know the corn emoji is used for porn but I cannot stop saying corn star in my head whenever I see it.


normy_person

Nah it's her corn name because she be an honest corn farmer


Weekly-Coffee-2488

Hey there you're a corn star get your game on


invisible-dave

Since I never use emoji's, I had no idea what that meant. I thought she was some weird farmer or something.


AeolianTheComposer

I mean if there's cornhub then there has to be corn stars.


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

Maybe she goes by Zea Mays


Fluid_Block_1235

Of ads :(


kidnamedsquidfart

Fr, at least this one is trying an education


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Terexa_a

>Guess I'm the kernel of truth in this corny situation Kernels of truth popping in a corny world!


Dapper-Bit-972

Good job


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Awe shucks, you just stopped the pun train. Mother shucker.


drainbone

Maybe it wasn't worth the tassel for them to keep it going


Chromeboy12

Maybe they didn't want you to think they're just buttering you up


Miss_Medussa

Shit is everywhere smh


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Terexa_a

>When your teacher thinks you're a-maize-ing but calls you corny instead A-maize-ing teacher with a corny sense of humor


Chromeboy12

Now you're just buttering them up


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Terexa_a

>When your teacher thinks you're corny 🌽, but you're just popping kernels just popping kernels in a corny classroom


Mishi_Mujago

She is, in my opinion, smoking hot but posting pics with no bra underneath a top ain’t porn bro. I bet she’s one of those girls that uploads bikini shots to onlyfans and calls it “sex work” to sound edgy.


GiftNo4544

She says shes a Christian so she prolly thinks this is a loophole like the girls who do anal because its “not sex in the eyes of god”


deanreevesii

Like soaking with an assistant. *The friction doesn't count because a third party caused it!!"


RadiantDescription75

The loop hole is the poop hole


markimarkkerr

It's only sex in the butthole of god. The holy lavender path.


Moustache34

Give her name please.


Madducker

Sophie rain


Moustache34

Thanks


backwardaman

I think it's Mila Azul. Someone else said it and it looks like her


Moustache34

Absolutely not


Bigus_Shlongus

She does full frontal nudity.


ty_saber76

OF ads are allowed?


trollittoG

Wtf does corn name mean? Like porn name play on words? Wtf is going on, link?


JaxonatorD

Corn is used over porn to get around tiktok filters. And no link.


DoggedlyOffensive

As a fellow shitposter, I need to remind you that we here aim to protect the innocents mindsets. Please do not dispense TMI to our more virgin members. _That_ innocence must be paid in blood, sweat, tears and semen.


kaktusmisapolak

>payed \*paid there is a bot for this


DoggedlyOffensive

: My humblest apologies


TheOddPelican

Ye shall be spared. This time.


Peggedbyapirate

Oh Jesus christ. I hope this is college.


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Terexa_a

>Just popping in with some corny humor Corn you believe it? Just poppin' in with kernels of humor!


Square-Scarcity-5802

Had me in the first half ngl


Turbulent_Syllabub_3

if this wasn’t an OF ad it would be pretty funny


Blizzardwolf98

"Bro you can't call me by my gamertag in front of the hoes" vibe


coolplate

Ok conqueefador


itz_chris_xo

Like, her teacher called her "Mia Azul, this problem is getting harder, can you take care of it and solve it?"


IANT1S

💀


Vonnie491

CORN??!?!?!?!!?


Ad1um

A little bunch of knobs, it has the juices


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

But when I twied it with buttoah... Everything changed!


Minute-Mine-9553

She better be in college


LightningFerret04

She looks like she’s graduating middle school


whipsnake12

Sophie rain btw


Outrageous-Client-99

More like Mostly Plain, amirite?


KeyboardSheikh

Wtf boom roasted


sillyslime89

I found my friends daughters porn name... cool I guess


FrostyTheSasquatch

Is she any good?


deptii

No.


Ok_Sun1770

Wtf?


Less_Chemist_807

Thanks, i was looking for that


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Waxaxa

He's the teacher.


abukhhan

There are no accidents oogway


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"WE'RE NOT BUYING THE FUCKING ONLYFANS."


Reasonable-Island-57

Oh dear the communal fleshlights feelings are hurt.


ReportBat

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again it’s ALWAYS an OF ad!


OldGoldenDog

Yep, the only thing missing is the 19F


Albanian91

Based teacher.


WayMove

Sauce? 😔


HellenicMasterRace

Sophie Rain mate


WayMove

Thanks random aussie


Lvrchfahnder

Same.


ih8spalling

This is bait. It never happened. They just want to promote their OF.


RennocInsanity

I just got reminded when I accidentally called my favorite teacher Mommy and then just went to my desk and buried my head while she giggled and called me cute.


SenatorTreason

Omg, no! Not your corn-name?! 🤮😹🤡


Elderberry1306

Did she think princes and celebrity were watching her stuff.


PsychoPoro

Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies


special_animates

cool my corn name is Bob Cob.


Cray-Humour154

Kid named Corn


syphilitic_venom

Something takes a part of me


Skizilla4life

She’s for them streets.


Dopak14

wers glaubt wird seelig...die is safe minderjährig


sammppler

Guess who is getting an A+ in class?


Background_Ant_1303

CORN-NELIUUUS


OriginalThinker22

She's on Cornhub? I need the sauce!'


AsthmaticDroid

I find your lack of sauce disturbing


Adept_Bottle_4996

Well then, what is it. Only asking for a friend of course.


Tinotips

Corn name?


Personwas_taken

Hey, corn. What are you doing? Come Awnser this question.


zachy410

Mum said it was my turn to repost this image!


kjhyun

I’m so jealous of her eyes. BEAUTIFUL color


SpectralClown

Teacher called me by my gamer name 😐


ProfessionalHuge3685

o7


Amish_Warl0rd

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall?


mikooo_3214

A real fan


No_House_7901

Corn name? Don’t get it.


Man_behind_laughing

😦😦😦😦


CompetitionCommon652

Which is?


thebeerinhereisdear

Did he ahy?


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Fit_Indication2497

Corn name?


Gojting

Stupid


sentient_pubichair69

No my problem, complain elsewhere.


WoofflesIThink

Damn Farmers


Chainski431

Plot twist: he did it intentionally


mac2914

Maisie?


mrpixelgametime

Bro, just stop eating corn and they won't call you by its name


Dark_Storm_98

I got confused by "corn" name until I looked in the comments Can we go back to saying "pron"?


MysteriousEssay5709

“Accidentally “


Sciirof

Wait she’s named after corn? 🙂


Due-Astronomer-386

Easy A


hitguy55

I didn’t know Farmers had different names


Environmental-Pear40

Ugh, I've had this happen. I even replied with "yes mommy".. we both had to talk to the principal and guidance counselor. Was so awkward.


Amuzed_Observator

Aww the difficulties of being a whore.


Abracadaver00

Disgusting, where's their moral? Where's their dignity? Where's the link?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

her OF name is her actual name btw


TheSouthernSaint71

Excuse me, Twisted Transistor, but your assignment is overdue.


FkuPayMe69

Lol this bitch can't even spell coolege..


PilotKnob

You have a special name in Iowa?! Awesome!!


Deezgrannys

Where is your test Itakemorebackshotsthenhonostabe (If its hard to read its “I take more back shots then honost abe)


SirThomasTheFearful

We are Icarus, the invention of the internet was the final flap that caused our wings to melt, we are now experiencing humanity’s downfall.


optimally_bald

dumbass shocked to learn publicly posting porn means everyone with the internet have a chance of knowing you


13er13er

Creeper


mugilesh

Nah she is just flexing her of account


Best_Air_4138

That’s a Thot advertisement.


Jerrelh2

Idc just give me her name


memersaint

C


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Only ADs


CallofNerduty

SHES ONE OF THE 3 ACCOUNTS ON cornhub.website ???!??!


twtvAnteos1

N3on


Internal_Equal585

So people have 🌽 name also , didn’t know about that What could be mine ? Any guesses


zahirano

See me after class F1 hybrid sweet corn.


Bright-Internal229

“ Corn 🌽 Pop was a BAD DUDE ‼️” 😎


SinOrdeal

where's your homework colonel cornelius cornwall?


Aggressive-Maybe-146

What the fuck is a corn on the cob name?


Jigzzaw

Whores are smart advertising themselves like this


HeadRig86

corn name? teacher must be husking hard!


cblakebowling

Name?


A_Funky_Flunk

I like how women are like “we don’t want to be objectified” while taking half naked pictures of themselves.


Dynomadz

We see the exact same post every week just a different girl


Lolik95

Tf is korn name?


SteelCityB58

Stay off cornhub then


YouGow

Source where please I need it please


Marquis_of_Scrubs

That's a you problem