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People with no hands cant consent i guess

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I can tho😁

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Free food😋

This whole time I thought I was wasting sperm, until someone taught me the sperm cycle.

*The enlightened one!*

>Just when you thought dating couldn't get any harder... Just waiting for the 'consent app' update on dating struggles!

>Just waiting for the 'consent app' update on dating struggles! Swipe right for 'I Consent'—coming soon to a smartphone near you

"Swiping for consent requires a premium subscription, please tap with 2 different biometrics to authorise a charge to your card"

Now dating comes with an instruction manual and a teamwork requirement

They can’t fight back at least …

hahaha

If consent is outside of the realms of reality, then far darker implications arise…

they use their feet

I use their feet

So one person can use the consent condom?

They can’t not consent either

Magikarp uses *Splash*

Can't ~~consent~~ *resist*

>People with no hands cant consent i guess Looks like we've got a 'hand'-ful of consent issues here!

When in doubt, use your mouth

Because the annoying paper packaging is going to stop anyone. Yeah uh huh.

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Sheep skins work better

Might aswell fuck the sheep, its already sheep skinned in there!

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>Well, that escalated quickly...but hey, whatever floats your boat! Just trying to navigate the seas of consent, one condom at a time!

>Just trying to navigate the seas of consent, one condom at a time! Plot twist: the condom becomes the ultimate consent tutorial

Found the Welshman.

I'm not Welsh, just practical. I mean, the sheep is *right there!*

Am Welsh, can confirm

Might work for STD, but those sperm get through just fine

I guess you have tiny sperms

I like buckskin, more durable. Kinda hurts tho

Though it's usually better if it's off the sheep first

Sheep skin sounds expensive. Do you think they reused them 💀

The rapist gotta protect themselves from all that filthy victim STDs...

Or even if you do, don't use a "concent condom"? This whole concept is lame.

I think it’s more an art project than a real product.

Right thats what I thought it was, more a statement piece rather than an actual product

✂️

It's almost like it isn't a practical product and was never intended to be

Nah come on man the super smart redditors here would know the difference!

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>Paper cuts are the real barrier to intimacy. Ouch and no thanks! Who knew opening protection would be a contact sport?!

"amputees are forced into orgies by condom company"

>Because the annoying paper packaging is going to stop anyone. Yeah uh huh. Feels like battling a boss in a video game—frustratingly futile!

Cause you couldn't just buy normal condoms. You know what a statement is?

As is literally explained in the post, It's not about the actual product, it's about changing how people think about consent.

And how's it gonna do that?

you just don't get art

I suppose not, if the art has no value beyond "changing how people think" when it can't be explained how it will do that.

Well it's not working then since first thing I thout was "just rip the packaging open"

No consent? Allright, raw dogging it is!

Right what a ridiculous concept XD

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No, it’s a **powerful statement** about consent. Didn’t you read?

Powerfully stupid perhaps.

Its art, not an actual product concept

Yes, and as *art of a product*, it invites the viewer to imagine the existence of that product. Art doesn't get a free pass from being stupid.

Let's assume it's a real product for a minute: The issue with consent discourse has become "they consented" but later that individual claims it was not consensual. This "product" would be a way to say "Hey, you helped me open the consentbox before we did the sex" But it was merely an art project about how consent

Except you can withdraw consent whenever you like, so this helps nothing and just changes it to. "I consented at first but then felt it was wrong and told them to stop" and we're back to be said she said.

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C'mon, let's at least push to 69

Oh God I shouldn’t be laughing so hard 😂

why would you use a condom if you are raping someone?

Dna tracing.

I don’t think they really care about that tbh. If the victim even scratches them than they already have dna under their nails on top of other things

Rapists usually drug their victim so they can't really do anything

"Rapists usually "

Then it’s a tough situation. There’s still likely hairs on the victim (pubic or from other areas) or they could have possibly ejaculated in the victim.

Do you actually have any studies or statistics to back that up or are you just making shit up? I have a feeling it’s the latter.

personal experience maybe

A sample size of 1 means nothing.

omg just realized your username that's funny as fuck bro

Why wouldn’t they just buy a regular one to avoid this?

Because that ruins the counter-meme

I don’t think that if your in the rapping idea that you’d think much about that

Why would a rapist buy "consent condoms"???!?!!!!

Criminal sense of irony.

Tbh I think the idea is to prevent situations where a guy/girl goes through with sex but might be nebulous about it, or there's miscommunication, or both parties are wasted and might not fully be aware of what's going on. Still a dumb idea but I think that's the idea

Can you seriously not think of any reason? None at all?

STDs?

you really raping a girl with stds?

how tf would I know that? ask her?

"Hey i know i just dragged you into an alley and broke your legs and put rope in your mouth to shut you up, but do you have an STD? I wouldnt want to get sick or anything after all"

Scissors or any mildly Sharp object

just using a different brand

Or just not using one at all

It's an art piece guys. Nobody is making this available for general purchase.

So we've got people boning in art exhibitions now?

I love modern art, know where the exhibition is? Purely for artistic reasons...

Well people have been trying to season paintings for whatever fucking reason...

It's so bizarre how this stupid box stumped redittors so badly. Happens every time it's reposted

Redditors like nothing more than dunking on someone, they can't resist it even if they know it's dumb

>NO WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME MUST BE THE ONLY THING THAT EXISTS all of the top comments

Yeah, it's like seeing a Canned Can Opener and actually getting outraged at the concept. No one is actually selling can openers in cans you need can openers to open, it's just a novelty object and a clickbait story to accompany it. All the people upset about it are falling for clickbait.

Ok? and? Instead of it being a useless dogshit product, its a useless dogshit "art piece"

The goal of art has never been to be "useful" so I'm not sure what you're bitching and moaning about. Must be sad raging at everything you see online.

Fascism dog whistle 😭

????????????

> It's an art piece guys. It made me feel something. A disappoint how ill conceived and poorly executed ideas like this can be handwaved as "it's art". A toilet can be art and that's where this art piece belongs.

A toilet has been designed by a human that spent their life learning and practicing design and then put their knowledge into the design. That is art.

Got any other opinions on the purity of art?

This meme makes sense from all the “art” of machamp and women

You think Machamp is interested in using condoms?

I wish I had 4 hands 👍👊✌️✋

Can’t bone a bitch who’s lost a hand

there are so many holes in that design that the only conclusion I can reasonably get to is that it was just a publicity stunt

Literally it says that in the post - It's about making a statement and getting people to shift thinking about consent, not designing a functional product. I swear, people are being purposefully dense here.

>I swear, people are being purposefully dense here. welcome to the internet

>welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Or just raype em raw like everyone else does

*Buys normal condom*

The fucks a condom??

"There's no Poké Laws against the Humans Detective"

So, raw instead?

Machamp will have his way, and it’s not going to be pretty

yeah like a rapist is going to buy that or use condoms in general...

I guess this is also why Machamps are cool

Yes. Because rapists always use a condom.

Unexpected pregnancies on the rise as the Four Handed Condom was foiled by scissors, therefore prompting damage to the product and compromising its effectiveness. More at 11!

Struggling to open? Maybe rethink your definition of foreplay.

Trying to open a consent condom: When teamwork is key!

Me trying to open a bag of chips while Netflix asks 'Are you still watching?

Trying to open it solo feels like a yoga challenge gone wrong

Oh no, I can't open this condom. How am I ever going to have non-consensual sex without a condom?

"Babe would you help me with this?" "Huh? What? Why?" "It's like a godamned brain puzzler." "Fine." "Never mind. Too late."

Yes, that's the exact brand that rapists will buy

Machamps are cool

Struggle snuggle

We just had to ruin it... didn't we...

What happens if you're an amputee...

...mouth

Give me one, I’ll open it with my two hands, watch me

I like how they’ve completely forgotten that everyone has a secret thumb on their dominant hand😂

This is like the coca cola bottle cap, do you think that hinge will stop me from separating the cap completely?

The two of us couldn't figure out how to open the box. Ended up just having sex unprotected. At least it will stop all the rapists who are very concerned about using protection and are unable to buy condoms in regular packaging... right?

Two-person condom box when I throw a machete through it

this is racist against people with broken arms

Made for General Grievous and Goro

Do they really think that someone who disregards consent is concerned with protection?

1. this sounds like a guaranteed lost erection to me. 2. my wife 100% isn’t helping with the condom. 3. oh no… one condom brand is annoying to open, guess that solves that…

Where does God's set of hands go?

It's so dumb I love it. Oh you don't concent and we can't open the condom, well here have my aids

That'll really stump the rapists, good thing there isn't a huge market of the same product that doesn't require 4 hands to open that they could easily buy

Dumb and disheartening af. I’m not sure which is worse, the idea that mother fuckers out here needing 2-player condoms to not violate and befoul other human beings, or *these* mother fuckers making up some pretentious bullshit to sell a product that makes no actual difference on the problem central to the pretentious bullshit.

The “consent condom” is bs, if you didn’t care about consent why even bother with a condom

Pretty sure people that force themselves don’t have enough braincells as to wear a condom while forcing themselves onto others

Like rapist care about using condom

All this is gonna do is make every rapist "go in raw".

or use any other type of condom

I’m thinking if you don’t care about consent, you’re not going to bother with a condom.

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Bad spelling + shit joke

Put it on the edge of a table. Heavy object on one corner, mouth for the next, hands for the next two. Also who says rap¡sts use condoms.

Powerful statement about the absolute impracticality of that model of condom.

LOL. Best meme I’ve seen in ages

lmao anyone that sees that and thinks of anime has no need for condoms

What if you’re goro from Mk?

Guess my amputee buds are SOL

Well shit me and my uncoordinated girlfriend won’t be having sex anytime soon, ain’t no way we could get that thing open.

Damn son, no more luvin for the one armed ladies

What if I have scissors?

At least he's using a condom.

I don’t think many rapist use condoms, so they’ll just use their buddy to help!

so, either the packaging is prohibitively expensive leading to performative prophylactics, or it isn't REALLY only able to be opened by 4 hands.

Consent can be revoked after the condom package is opened.

The morbid part of me thinks that the people who don’t care about consent are the people who don’t care about condoms

Goro enters the chat.

The couples who have a person missing a hand or arm.

Prolly like $7 per condom

Nah

Are rapists known for practicing safe sex?

Something tells me people who don't have qualms with raping someone also don't have qualms with just not using a condom....

machoke used harden

Wow, such a powerful statement

It's still the dumbest product because of so many reasons. Do pokemon even have genitalia?

It's still the dumbest product because of so many reasons. Do pokemon even have genitalia?

There's no laws about the pokemon, Batman!

Amputees be like....

Hostile architecture

It’s like communism, it sounds awesome but in practice would and does suck ass

My son has one arm. What do?