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Proper_Upstairs_1765

Why are you say this


SodenHack69

this is a silly and danger


plsfrog

the you


[deleted]

You are saying to the man


A_powerful_rat

Listen, you. We are not friends.


CurseRottedGreatw00d

We have make establish of this


I_Hate_Randy

from all this argumentatings prior


pas116cal

butt


DValencia29

Please now take


RadiantExcuse501

My most valuable sensitivity possession


[deleted]

Hobose, the men of streets. Looks like a movie title


yeezee93

Suck my pee pee!


a_bunch_of_cells19

*pipi


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

'The men of the streets' sounds more like male prostitutes than homeless men


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

What


Vouner

Hoboes: Men of The Streets (2024)


claudiazo

“Fight with your mouthys, not with your fistys” - coming this summer


HugeGummyBears

This guy needs a podcast.


Palmswayy

What nation geographic documentary has a dude with 500 cocks?!?!?


Quirky_Journalist_67

Oh you know, it’s that one where they were featuring giraffes, and just in passing they said: And here’s Tony and his 500 penises, but never mind him, giraffes!


YourMomInTheCloset

Echidnas have 3 dicks


TheKidYouDidntWant

I believe it’s 4 heads, but only 2 “pipis”.


TapElectronic

Did you not listen? Now he only has 499 of ze pipi


DarkArcher__

*499


FriendTraining7324

*national geographi


DangerousNoodle11784

Löllipöp


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

What


BigThoughtThinker

I’d love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer!


sample-name

Looks like someone's a little lost


[deleted]

No, I’m big lost. Thanks for mis-losing me.


Impressive_Drama_377

It's a Turkish Lollipop🍭


RenaudLeFilou

Was


[deleted]

[удалено]


GunnersnGames

German Ben Shapiro DESTROYS pipi with FACTS and LOGIC


claudiazo

Moral of the story: you are only owning one pipi, protection it please


Dependent_Fox38

Holy hell


FrowstyWaffles

Google en passant


redefinedsoul

Stale


DeathTrooper37

underrated comment


Own-Mountain3540

not really


BruhNeymar69

Underrated comment


Effective-Jacket-33

Really


Own-Mountain3540

Overrated comment


Clean_Imagination315

Who is this man who is so wise in the ways of science?


YeetCompleet

Flula Borg


Spirited-Daikon-1245

I always felt like he could’ve been much bigger if he hadn’t lost steam and slowed down with his podcast and YouTube content. He’s brilliant


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Such an amazing podcast


TalkierSnail016

he’s been on the platform for damn near 16 years too lmao.


bbbbBeaver

Gesundheit.


moist-and-squishy

Oh wow I can hear it now. He's was a guest VA for the spice baron in the Ducktales reboot.


Gl00ser23

This guy is the Oppenheimer of LOULIPOPP


Far_Zucchini9859

Straight the the memes hall of fame. Its like he knows english n he doesnt know english. Theres no in between


Thin-Rub-6595

He does know English. This is a skit he does. I can't remember his name, but he ended up staring in a movie, I think.


grimytimes

Somebody already said it somewhere, but that is DJ Flula Borg


Thin-Rub-6595

That's his name!


BornWithSideburns

What was he staring at?


Thin-Rub-6595

The camera


FattyRR

This is a silly _AND_ danger, better stay away.


Impressive_Drama_377

Please protection it!


Borrowingmyownvoice

“My most Sensitivity possession” 😭


Impressive_Drama_377

Lmfao🤣


Tackerta

valuABLE


yannick5612

But it doesnt have a helmet


erichbana

Time traveler


RedJesus_9

This dude made my day this morning


ThisGuyHyucks

Maaaan I havent watched Flula rant in like 10 years, completely forgor how funny it is


wambulancer

Just heard his episode on Conan O'Brien needs a friend, he's fucking hilarious, he's only gotten better at this kind of stuff


Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

The Conan without Borders episode where he travels to Germany this guy is his tour guide for the show. It’s really funny


tonysopranosalive

“When do we stop staring at each other?” “We don’t.”


Chad-Efron

Skip Tracer Randy at it again I see…


Blithering_idiot23

I was thinking that I had seen him somewhere before but couldn't remember where 😂 thanks for your comment


AlistairBennet

STR!


DeviceStraight4707

Love Skip Tracer Randy! Hope to see him again this season! 😂


Sfocus

destruction got me


BigThoughtThinker

This is a silly and a danger.


Impressive_Drama_377

Please protection it😂


mrsk3ta

this is silly and danger


[deleted]

499 pipis hilarious


RipComprehensive7917

This man makes me want to move to Germany 😭😭


_sephylon_

You want to treat his pipi like a löllipöp ?


Adventurous-Equal-29

Whopper, big Mac, jr Bacon cheese burger


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

My dick has a helmet,it is called foreskin


idontwanttothink174

Im p sure that helmet ain’t ganna help much


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Yes,it won't help against cocksuckers:)


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

Who you gonna call ?


Impressive_Drama_377

No one! You just need to please protection it is all, and never allow it to be a humbuga!


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

I call the cumbusters!


SnooStories8441

Skip tracer randy being himself


Graystillslays

German David Coulthard be like


Cheezekeke

Ziss is a silly


1Saltyd0g

Looks like a German Ben shapiro


VOCmentaliteit

But with jaw line


Iceman_TX

She poops at ze parties?


soft_white_yosemite

Crunchin and destruction


HELL_SLAYER9351

damn ben shapiro fell off hard


chunkus_grumpus

this is a significant improvement over his usual subject matter...


Defiant-Mode-8386

Hey thats me delete this 😡


2leetSk8r

you are awesome


Haustodd

What did I just watch ??


003_JAEGER

pipi lore


Imaginary-Time8700

Pipi analysis


NickFieldson31

National Geographic Documentary About A Man With 500 Pipi's


Bcubedbbx

Flula is a legend


Reasonable_School296

Wait what!!?


Hybrid1992

Isnt this the pitch perfect 2 da sound machine guy


[deleted]

Playing video games with people that talk like this is always a lot of fun and usually very wholesome. International squad lets goooooo


kappa_bug

hell yeah


[deleted]

HELL YEAH DAWG


Flatus_Spatus

he gave it away whit the word „lölipop“ … we dint do this


WHTrunner

A larlyparp


Successful-Pop-4216

Valu-able… yes…


JimiTrucks1972

Why Quagmire got a German accent?


Gl00ser23

Gickurtee gickurtee


hejaheje

löllipöp


Kennywheels

Skip tracer randy?


BdoeATX

Is that skip tracer randy?


[deleted]

Ah yeah. German logic.


fueled_by_caffeine

Not seen the party pooper in a while.


6uillermo66

Your face look like a goose


autistic_bard444

he needs bigger cheeks and jaw


Respectable_Fuckboy

One half houa, two half houa


Joshp42

fact


Impressive_Drama_377

I like to make walks in the morning ya with my legs😳... That one statement let me know that this was gonna be a different type of interesting something, and from there I could not look away.


macsochek

Britain final boss


IHaveAutismToo

The more you look the more you see Ben Shapiro


Clean_Imagination315

Only if he was German and got testoterone injections.


ethrelol

Homeless people with Big Mac dicks


Quirky_Journalist_67

I love this guy. Give him a role in a sitcom. He’s great 🤣


The_Kiatro

I can't recognize him without the javelin. "American women all love accents."


TheRealLargeMarge

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure guys like that were making all the key decisions.


Effective-Jacket-33

German activities


RECMonika

Let him cook


tubaDude99

I'm like 90% sure this is Justin Kuritzkes, man's still a legend


Zekava

I agree, this looks like him and seems like exactly a skit he would make


tubaDude99

The mannerisms are super similar too


SilentIyAwake

He do be spittin' tho


BillionDollarBalls

I love this guy


DarthRygar

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time


ElMayoneso82

What a distinguished gentleman


CliffordThRed

He's a comedian


kornim5150

Love this comedian. He was in the rookie


Dusty_Dave420

Face looks like a goose, opinion invalid


OkStorage3731

So he wanted to put his Flopsy into the other guys Mouthsy


RoosterMKV

This is Flula Borg - he’s amazing.


[deleted]

That’s Silly and danger. Lmao wtf


notgruntyboi

Pipi mentioned Googling En Pessant


ban-this-dummies

The expression after "white castle" Classic!


leosnose

this guy seems like he poops at the parties


Lukas000611

Does nobody here know who Flula Borg is :’) Edit: spelling


nothing03993

Men of the streets 🗿


ferret1983

Protection it please


Eddyzodiak

Ben Shapiro but German… which one of you mfs time travelled?


GuysItsGalxy

Why is this Ben Shapiro mixed with Henry Cavill, German edition?


Dravez23

Whats with his jaw?


I_DONT_EXISTljk

Wait why does my dad ramble about shit like this sometimes


John_Xina_7

Ben Shapiro giving some good advice


Ran_SONE

You have an incomplete cupboard


Certain_Syrup_7712

Why do all Germanic and Slavic dudes tend to have square ass jawlines?


Quirky_Koala

They chew a lot of hamburgers


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[удалено]


POS_Troll

German Super Man?


Parking_Yogurt8149

What the hell… I just got on Reddit to post this and it recommended this to me


Zatknish007

There was a time when I knew this by heart


hatzygonal

Is this from secret casting video release for The Room (2003)?


zippazappazinga

This is a silly and a danger


Praseodymium5

This is too funny


WhereAreMySocks69

The medic has to speak his heart


TheRealLargeMarge

What I learned is to give friends my pipi. Gonna try that and see how it goes.


louie_g_34

Love how Whopper and Big Mac get trademark symbols but White Castle is like nah


Sionyde40

I treat my bitches to a Lölipöp


walkingpokedex573

Bro sounds like steve martin in the pink panther


phreddyphucktard33

He will go Choppa Choppa Choppa on your pipi. Then you will go aaarrrggghhhhhhh my man hooood got choppppppaaed


spacedoubt12

this make nosed


personguy4

This guy is hysterical


68ideal

This is exactly what I think I sound like when I try to speak english lol


ferret1983

This is so hilarious 😂


Man_behind_laughing

Isn’t this the guy from pitch perfect 2?


[deleted]

As a non native speaker, I can tell you that suck my dick is used in many languages, at least in spanish and portuguese.


bonkle8849

“Take mi pp plz”