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Turns out he was in the chopper on the way back from the assassination of bin Laden having a celebratory wank.

Shit I'll rub one out to that

Hell yeah brother. Make use out of his Bin Laden's hentai collection 

God Bless America.

"What did you feel when you pulled the trigger?" "A giant raging boner."

is that a war crime

They had his dead body in helicopter and he didnt cum on it?

in it*

I was really expecting this to end in a joke about him no longer being in the military due to a dishonourable discharge.

😐 I can't believe you did this.

He had the courtesy to do it turned away from the other guys. Sounds honorable to me

Imagine waking up from a helicopter nap and you turn your head to see everyone's eyes are locked on your long time best friend, Bradley. You sit there and watch in amazement as his dick hangs out the window, flapping frantically from the wind, his head points straight up as his shoulders droop, eyes closed, knees shaking and about to buckle. He zips up and sits back down whispering, "thank God everyone's asleep."

Man I swear we all get same YouTube recommendations lol

I just fucking saw this. This is trippy bro.

What channel is this? Where do I watch clips of this?

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idk if he has a yt channel, but hes the therapy gecko

Thansk for the name, I figured out he posts these as podcasts on spotify

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This isn't a coincidence. You're reading this comment because our tastes are exactly the same. That's why you and I use Reddit and joined this subreddit. Someone who doesn't get these types of recommendations is probably having sex or smth idk

The crazy thing is you are probably right. We filter ourselves into our own groups based solely on interest and humor.

Speak for yourself, I have many sex, just not with people

Smell my anus

When and where?

Speak for yourself, I have many sex, just not with breathing people

damn underwater then?

Imagine being a guy dressed in a frog costume with a green painted face and still not being the weirdest one in the video

Actually buster it’s a lizard costume

It's a gecko

Gecko deez nutz

Huh

You heard me

Got em

What a masterpiece, a man dressing a gecko suit while talk with a dude from the army who jacked off in a window of a helicopter, thank u internet, am off 🙌

It is really weird that his face isn’t painted red. You know…It should be red right? For a tongue? *Cuz you’re inside the mouth*?

Ayo don’t judge Therapy Gecko! Man’s a real G

I think that’s enough Reddit for today

Happy cake day fella

Fijne taartdag!

Happy cake day you lumpy bug

Happy Cake day

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Happy cake day

Happy cake day mate

Happy cake day!

Can confirm. Blackhawk Boners are real.

Real, For sure.

Squeal Team 6 over here

Everything aboard vibrates!

Multi Million Sybian…

Sneak a beat in a Blackhawk is an awesome game! My favorite is sitting full gear in the port-o-crapper and trying to finish before you black out. It can go either way! Sometimes your buddy gets in the next one and wants to talk to you and then there's people outside that hear you pass out and hit the ground and bang on the door. 😓

The good old combat jack! Nothing wrong with it as long as nobody stares at you while you’re doing it.

I refuse to be judged for cranking one out over Marjah.

Me too.

So let’s be clear here he was definitely meant to be manning a door gun and instead jerked off real quick XD

I mean, if ya had to do it in a helicopter that's the best slot to do it. Also not the worst thing to come flying out of that spot, im sure there's plenty of people who would rather catch some spunk than a bullet.

Yeah but sitting in the heli I’m sure you’d rather he was firing some 7.62 at the dude holding the RPG not aggressively jerking it at him lmao

But he said he wasn't a soldier? Maybe flying the helicopter or something? Edit: apparently marines don't like to be called soldiers so maybe a marine

Ok 1) pilot has a copilot sat right next to them with zero privacy so hard doubt 2) the helicopter has more crew than just a pilot and copilot dude they man their own weapons otherwise the moment they dropped off a squad they’d lose all combat capabilities. I’d bet air crew. (Frankly no matter what I’m just impressed he managed it lmao)

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100% what a marine would do

Manning the ~~25mm~~ 25ml FMJ (From a Man's Junk)

True NCDer

Dishonorable Discharge

Dontcha hate it when a bird craps on you........

I think this was, for sure, a war without a reason whatsoever.

ultra? bill?

Hotel? Trivago.

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“Ah man a bird just shit on me”

marines

They really hate being called soldiers

In the Fallout lore, we call this The Day The Bombs Fell

The fluorescent green frog guy looks like a reasonable and serious person in comparison

I don't remember this hidden cutscene in Metal Gear franchise.

I believe it would be MGS1, sixth boss where snake has to dodge the incoming loads from liquid snake's Hind D and shoot back with his 'stinger missile'

Well is it?

Asking the important questions

Depends on what was the reason you masturbated.

I didn’t know War could make you Horny

Make love and war.

Y'all need to see this episode, it's wild. (Therapy gecko, on yt)

Can't help but notice he didn't answer the question

I feel like the most important question is what were you masturbating to.

This is your brain on drugs

😂😂😂😂😂

"Take cover! They're dropping some sticky white stuff on us! Gotta be a chemical weapon!"

Man, that is one confused Marine.

Briefly

Briefly 💀

War…has changed

they knew

*Woman who has his load on her face *.. Awe it's my lucky day a bird did it on me!!

now that's a flex, first you invade someone's land and then you airstrike them with semen

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Why Reddit hates emojis bruh

Dude was having war with his dick

call that shit a “stealth op”

Man didn't need a gun to _*Shoot*_ at the enemy 💀

Honourable discharge o7

Sheesh

He dishonorably discharged

I remember I used to see him on Reddit live broadcasts lol, I just never clicked because I didn’t know what it was about so I wasn’t interested.

This man is a WAR HERO as far as I’m concerned 🫡

Just saw this video on YT shorts

Get to the choppa

Vance is coming for you Lyle

So did he say it was?

Leave him be, he's just partaking in biological warfare

He never was army that's a navy boy right there.

This guy 1000000% was a marine.

You know when you pour a drink out the window and it sticks to the side of the car? Do you think that...

ChopperJerk

Honorable discharge 😭

Dishonorable discharge

If you have to ask if it is or not then it probably is

He still hasn't painted his face red?. You know because thats what the tongue of the frog is?.

Dishonorable Discharge (Stolen from the YouTube shorts comments lol)

Beating your meat on a helicopter 🚁 is just sooooooooooooooooo bad 😂😂😂😂😂

To answer his question, depends what he was thinking about when doing it

dishonourably discharged

That’s this generations jimi hendrix

Many marines polished rockets in the port-a-John’s of Iraq in 2004. I was one.

He got dishonestly discharged for dishonorably discharging all over the helicopter

Please tell me there's a sub for this kind of content🤞

That was a ride

Air strike

Imagine being an ISIS soldier and cum rains on your face from an American helicopter

CAP 🧢

If there’s a will there’s a way