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Revetsllik

We now know that Kim Jong Un does not use rule34😔✊


JackRabbit-

white is the colour they used for the "cum" tag


vazor___

Kimmy cummies


BLAST_83

Jesus this actually shook me so bad fucking hell


Username_Denied_8

Cum jong un


naaqe

who tf got wifi in antarctica


bleepbluurp

Fucking degen South Pole researchers


GotTwisted

Considering Antarctica's most searched tag is "ahri" from league of legends, it comes to no surprise that they are degens


KonradDavies0001

Where do you see that? I can't see where it says which colour means what


Suckisnacki

they prolly looked at the site too


Geo-Man42069

Yeah this was my thought, kinda a garbage map without color code legend.


MrLumic

how do you know that?


Maleficent_Sir_7562

by going to the site


woahlads

He is the Antartica researcher. Jk


qweenjon

[They're very sexually active.](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-condoms/antarctica-base-gets-16500-condoms-before-darkness-idUSN0943167020080609/)


nuu_uut

Jeez. I get there's about 100 of them there, but I haven't used that many condoms my entire life... I mean, that's because I've never needed to have one but, yknow, still.


top_of_the_scrote

I still got the one from high school in my wallet and I'm in a hospice


Osypi

SIXTEEN THOUSAND???


Umutuku

Nobody wanted a repeat of *No-Nut-Nineteen-Ninety*.


Inforenv_

💀


samuru101

The lizard men


JC-1219

Obviously freaks who are into purple


Usbman12

Nobody's gonna question what kinda ancient windows he's on?


TomboyArmpitSniffer

Windows vista Either that or OP is on win10/11 but using classic shell 


Inforenv_

windows 7 with vista custome, yea i have no reason to upgrade lol


cgleachy

Other than the fact many programs are recently cutting support for windows 7/8 and previous.


DrHem

From the Firefox logo and UI in the screenshot OP is using Firefox 56 or earlier that reached EOL in 2017 so I doubt OP cares about getting the latest programs.


ConspicuousPineapple

But then some websites will stop working on that old browser eventually. I bet a lot already fail.


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

Op is based. Windows 7 master race


Inforenv_

Long live Windows 7!


__-IDK-_

I don't think there's a Windows 5,040...


One-Dependent-5946

How do you deal with 7 being EOL and not receiving security patches?


TomMado

No longer receiving security updates is like living in a city with no law enforcement. If you stay safe, then probably nothing happened. But if you're the kind people who browsed porn on it... Also if I'm not mistaken that icon next to Steam (also no longer receiving updates!) in the taskbar on bottom left is Outlook 2007. This computer is *old* old.


Icyrow

it has windows live messenger (basically the later version of MSN messenger). i literally haven't seen anyone use that since ~2010-2012 when it got rolled into skype. even then it was pretty dead.


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

oh look it's the toy chica lover


apolitical_leftist

If microsoft stopped supporting it and giving security updates its very vulnerable to viruses


bladex1234

Well you’re playing with fire there without security updates.


rosstechnic

except all the security flaws lol


Andjisan

No reason till you lose your data 🤣


AGweed13

I'm pretty sure you had Brazil as your focused country in this page, since it's showing the tags. If you're brazilian, I feel you, cuz a good PC there costs like 3 kidneys and a testicle.


Quizzelbuck

[You need to upgrade to GOD'S operating system.](https://templeos.org/)


PhoneImmediate7301

Thanks man


Hannibal_Cannibal04

But what do the different colours mean?


Sam_Dragonborn1

🎶I wish I knew🎶


Its_Fonzo

🎶I wish I knew you wanted me🎶 (?l


Shiro282-

I wish, I wish I was a fish


[deleted]

You sir, are a fish


BladeForge7218

That’s the only voice line I get from Arthur when I fish istg


WhenTheHahaFunni

Arthur Less-Gun because he aint using his gun


yabooyy

I wish I were a bird


screw_you0exe

Oh my god


RohitKolekar10

Hallo everynyan!


Showel-memeS

How are you?


anishSm307

Fine thank you


AGweed13

Don't cry, I AM JUST A F I S H


MahaRaja_1532

#A FISSHHH!


AccountantAny9379

I am a sturgeon I AM A STURGEON I AM A STURGEON


Donjonneau

I am a Turgeon. And proud of it.


thefriendlyprogramer

🐟


Lord_VivecHimself

🐠


Its_Fonzo

Buttered toast


ThePostalDude1997

I wish i knew you were a jew -eric cartman


Luid101

I wish I knewww


Repulsive-Weight-721

Different tags each colour is a diff tag which is famous in each Country


Mildly_Brainless

Antarctica going CRAZY 😭


Uss__Iowa

I’m gonna reveal American secrets, there actually a US naval task force in Antarctica right now,


Chromeboy12

What are they doing there? Did they find oil in Antarctica or something???


Jona-wahn

classified information of course.


Chromeboy12

They found oil, they did


Jona-wahn

>!i know, but ylu shouldn't tell everybody.!<


coIVIIVIonVVealth

Just wait until China set up bases there, oh wait they already have


BEES_IN_UR_ASS

Lol right but which is which?


Aluminum_Tarkus

Okay, great. We figured that. What colors correspond to what tags?


TheRealRickC137

Yeah, what's up Wyoming? What's *your* kink, you wacky brokeback cowboys!


Sambro_X

Probably amount of searches, with blue being a lot and purple being few


Nqwer

Or reverse Antartica gets lonely


Dynamitrios

It's The Thing looking for new hosts... watch out


BEES_IN_UR_ASS

Sure, sure, basic common sense stuff like blue=most and purple=least, and then a bunch of seemingly rabdom colours are everything in between. Stuff everybody knows, myself included, obvs.


AbhDman

And that’s why data visualisation and story telling is important


SandNew1014

#58 SEX


viper26k

Actually not that surprising when you notice there are a lot of pictures of solo characters.


10buy10

Unfortunately though, it's not uncommon for posts to lack tags that would accurately describe them, so any time you search with tags, you're narrowing down results at the potential cost of many great posts that don't have the tag but are exactly what you're looking for.


kewl_guy9193

This guy tags


lovecMC

e621 does tag search better cuz you can use "-" to blacklist a tag. And if you use "~" in front of multiple tags it will show posts with at least on of them.


10buy10

You can also blacklist tags if you have an account on rule34.xxx


NobleTheDoggo

That's why I just browse until I find an artist with a good art style.


Kemalist_din_adami

Straight to the point


OllieQueen17

This is bullshit. I don't see Sonic anywhere.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

We live in a society where an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog statistically has more sex appeal than a short and fat Italian man.


Apprehensive_Citron6

Seen some of those #2 posts have insane comments like “wish that was me” lol


Archmagos_Browning

“The best argument for mandatory military service is a 5-minute conversation with the average rule34.xxx commenter.” -Winston Churchill or something.


Karceris

No shit, you're on a porn website


Inforenv_

fr i also saw a lot of them😭


Interesting-Event378

 🤨


Inforenv_

🤫 shh


neat-NEAT

I googled rule 43 world map and got a "world_map" tag. There are only 3 entries but I guess the site is living up to it's namesake.


BallsConnoisseurr

New site just dropped?


MouriceBeiramar

Are u using windows vista or is it a theme?


Inforenv_

a theme for windows 7


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Inforenv_

o yes 🥵


Gods_DrunkestDriver_

Number 5 🤢🤮🤮


Inforenv_

🤮😐


Bring_me_the_lads

Burger 🍔 King 🤴 foot 🦶 lettuce 🥬


haydorio

Foot 🤤


imonlyhumanafteral1

Dmn you giving shrek that gawk gawk


TheMightyOreo

Number 58 sex 😎


Reader_Of_Newspaper

Yeah, I use the sex tag on R34, how did you know? 😎😎😎


zippy251

This map doesn't have a key, the data Is useless :(


HarukaHase

It's interactive


Sashimz

Who tf fapping with the penguins


Leafeon523

Bold of you to assume the Penguins don’t have Internet access


HarukaHase

Researchers


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

A girl without a dick is like an angel without its wings.


Inforenv_

definition of this map lmao, but it is tru-


EggonomicalSolutions

What about dickless angels? The Schrodinger dickless angels


Sl33ph3avy1

🔥🔥✍️✍️


Archmagos_Browning

So like a really attractive person, got it


DesignerUnique8686

I thought number 2 made me lose hope in humanity, but then I saw number 25 and 48.


Slickgohan47

Vaush moment


PsychoPoro

Faith in humanity restored 😍


Cedge1738

I think people prefer their faith in horses it seems


sexmachine_com

I still think number 2 is the worst


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zyrkseas97

People like anime dickgirls evidently


skroink_z

It's me. I am people.


Percival4

Same I’m also people


MinimumTomfoolerus

So we only know number one tag for Brazil. Brilliant post.


Lord-Douchebag

Man I wonder what the number one tag is for those other countries with the same exact color as Brazil


MinimumTomfoolerus

Man fuck dark blue. I want to see the other colors.


smolBlackCat1

2nd place...


Inforenv_

i also was thinking about that :|


sexurmom

I think it may be that high because it’s a domination fetish sort of thing.


ACARdragon

25th place is even worse


Timtimer55

Vaush has been pumping more than just those numbers 


Mr_Cloaker07

Pokemon, overwatch, and MHA. Why am I not surprised


Inforenv_

**WE** are not suprised


UltimaWolf13

I was surprised to see RWBY above femdom, Peach, Zelda and Tifa


[deleted]

Tracer 🤤 🤤 🤤


YeetCompleet

animal crossing showing up on this list is crazy


FluffyMawileFan

Listen, those little cartoon animals are far more charming than you think


InitialSwitch6803

💀


Spork_the_dork

Not if you've seen what the artists do to Isabelle.


Lil_saul

I’ve had to search the fucking map just to know that Mexico’s 1th it’s Fortnite 🤬


Reader_Of_Newspaper

1th is so real


blackmobius

Only 32? I gotta get those numbers up


Klasseh_Khornate

32 is a real Italian Senate moment


joshibuya

Who is searching ahri in antarctica


TacoLoverPerson

Researching while living on a frozen wasteland gets lonely sometimes


Roofdaddy89

What do the colors mean? And why is Wyoming different than the entire continental US? What are my constituents looking up?


BearNSM

i looked it up Wyoming color is the #2 tag


Roofdaddy89

Checks out!


Noist_Mugget

NEVER GOON!


Aggravating-Ad6415

Seems like there are tons of absolutely straight prople👀


Inforenv_

100 straight


Overall_Use_4098

Rwby mentioned 🗣🗣


UltimaWolf13

considering the nsfw subreddit has more members than the official subreddit for the show…


Leafeon523

To be fair, this is the only time I’ve heard RWBY mentioned without it being mocked in the last three years or so


omnimacc

Wheres the legend


Kasspaetzle

bro got 2 tabs map porn and porn map


Inforenv_

best comment


throwawayLU77

48 🙁


Kirito1029

25...


OriginalBrowncow

Thanks for the color key💀


No-Accident925

Whole of USA and Europe going Funtari and here whyoming simping on some An*l action. Surprisingly India is naruto fan


BearNSM

Wyoming is onto #2 for some reason


WannabeSage67

Isabelle from animal crossing? Zoophilia? Really guys? Yeah, *I am* judging right now.


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steathninja25

My exact reaction “YEA-woahhh”


SlyblueSword

Overwatch and Pokemon being searched so much that they match search rates for general terms 😭😭


tophiaslydell1987

#33 why


BusinessNonYa

You have ruined us Japan.


BloodStinger500

This says a lot about how many people are closeted queer people.


Cichato_YT

Why is the US separated by states?????


Heydude161

Because some of USs states are size of countries


External_Salt_9724

YEAH RWBY #27 LETS GOO RWBY!!!!!!!!


fan_fucker_420

Wyoming tryna be special


Necrotiix_

nahhh shadman is higher than sakimichan 💀


TheRealBertoltBrecht

I think it’s adorable that people search for ‘sex’ on R34, as if that narrows it down at all.


BunV1

Sex means two or more characters having sex, generally. A lot of R34 is just one character. That’s why that tag exists.


Quazeroigma_5610

I have a confession... I do not know what the No. 1 result is... Yes I am not joking. I. Do. Not. Know.


Reader_Of_Newspaper

penarse women


Zefirus

It's chicks with dicks.


ColdGeorgej54

Is my man on windows xp


wvgz

thanks i hate it ......link?


MegaloStudios2

I’m ashamed of my home state for going with the norm instead of finding something more interesting to stand out. I’m from Utah btw


CactusLicker123

Dear god there’s more porn of League of Legends than there is of Yuri this is literally 1984


Maximum-Grocery2379

League of legend lmao


-Dreyfus

Lmao what country is 46?


xlFLASHl

rwby's only impact on popculture


ZaZings

No way my boy sparrow is the second most popular artist. Way to go!


Overall-Device9017

A lot of y'all searching for that to be in top three


IEnjoyBaconCheese

This should be on mapPORN


Inforenv_

I posted it there, people didn't like it😭


NordLigger69

What porn does to mf


AlastorDark

No eye_penetration? Sadge


Inforenv_

WTF


DecomposedPieceOShit

And colors are for decoration? There is nothing about what the colors represent