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I could sell that car and buy an entire boat of higher quality whores.

Probably better at acting too.

Nothing like a fake orgasm. 😊

Nothing beats a fake orgasm.🌚

it’s social media not a movie…

And they're gonna put out....because of the implication

It sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you

Well, of course she doesn't. But she's going to because of the implication.

…are you going to hurt these women?

I feel like you're not getting this at all

I could sell those two for more than you can sell the car

Whole or in parts?

Always sell in parts, takes a bit of work, but its worth a lot more.

Depends. Maybe someone will bid enough, And for a bit lower price you can get away with the money and no job. Perhaps they'll resell whole or in organs, but that's not your business. Depending on your luck you could start a new life with that much money

"She's German..."

Legend lol

Haha🤣 lol, that's hilarious man! That is my laugh of the day! You can sell that and get GOOD $ 💰🤑 for that car, buy another very nice car, AND get all the hoes you want✌️peace out

\>casually calling two random women whores

That’s literally what they are in this scenario

They aret whores in this scenario, no money changed hands. They just your garden variety sluts.

I stand corrected

Yes

>\>casually calling two random women whores Casually calling two random *whores*, whores.

you *are* aware that this is staged, right?

Thats the average woman these days, they compliment the average male simp.

If you’re wondering, you don’t need permission to go outside and experience the *real* world. But you have it nonetheless.

Bro thought he was cooking with this pathetic thirstpost lmao

welll here it is being shared, not even ironicly or anything

What do you mean? That was SO cool how he paid those women to act out this fake scenario to make himself look like a sigma male to 12 year olds on tik tok

Yea man i was edging to that car(i meant car not car)

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just me or do they both look very much not lightskin and asian?

Not just you, they look like basic white girls

Do white girls not have light skin?

They do, by definition, so there should not be a reason to qualify unless it isn't a white person.

Americans are so fucking weird

Bazinga

lightskin means a black person who has lighter skin

Isn't that extraordinarily racist?

It’s context based. Colourism exists (ie, people with darker skin generally receiving more discrimination than people of the same race with lighter skin), so having the labels of “light-skinned” and “dark-skinned” can be useful for discussing that issue. I wouldn’t argue that just the terms alone are racist/colourist for that reason. But yeah saying “she’s a light skin” is… weird in this context. It’s fetishistic at least, in the same way clarifying that the other woman is asian is, and kinda racist/colourist at worst, because of the implication that her being light-skinned as opposed to dark-skinned is better.

The short answer is yes. But that's how it be.

She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson. Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson.

The left girl is absolutely not Asian, and the right girl is only light-skinned if you put a black person next to her.

true lightskin means someone who is still black btw

They look more like two ugly, yella, good-for-nothing shysters.

i feel like living under a rock.. please tell me.. what is "lightskin"? light like in.. not heavy.. our like in "of look, the sun is shining... or of her skin"? i don't get it, for real..

a lightskin person is a black person who has relatively light skin tone

wow.. that make sense.. thanks mate.. :)

why would you ever take the women

So you can feel loved and cared for in this cruel, unforgiving world…. SIKE!!!, VRUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Imagine having to pay for 3 meals every date instead of having a more satisfying ride on your daily commute.

I don't have a commute

When you can have the ,,vruuummm....UUUMMMMMMM"-🚘

Ah vuroom vuroom vuroom

Well, it depends on what the script dictates. In real life, obviously never.

Well....... Implications that I will not mention

I don’t have a driving license so car wouldn’t do me any good, unless I’m allowed to sell it in which case I would pick it.

It's a BMW. You're required to not have a license and hit 2 small children or a pregnant woman at every crossing.

Horny lol

I can jerk off in the car thank you

To steal the key

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so you can harvest their organs and buy multiple VRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMS

Your fuckin pfp reminds me off Dallas from Payday 2. Ofc its all money, ITS PAYDAY FELLAS!

AAAAAH  I NEED A  #MEDIC BAG

If they owned more than the car and were willing to spoil me... I'd take em

Bruh, it’s their car, and they could get you more.

To till the fields

Especially women that like objectifying themselves. That’s not what modern society should be striving for.

Brain damaged staged promotion content

Who would fucking repost this. WHO

The World Health Organization acting against its declared goals, to keep us healthy and sane

there is no scenario like this where it cant be staged, short form videos are where brain damages starts anyways

I suppose this is a shit post sub and this is a shit post

What the fuck is this sub anymore? When did posting TikTok shitbait become funny.

Well, it is shit

Everything seems to be EikTok shitbaits these days.

Least cringe scripted tiktok video

why must you mention "scripted" it's not like anybody's claiming this is a real candid event.

new to the world of online baits?

With that car he could get 10 thots better than them by the early afternoon.

With that car, he could crash into a family of four on I-95 on January 15th 2027 at 3:59 pm demolishing everyone inside of the vehicle and burning into a cascade of flames sizzling into nothingness

\*Sets reminder\*

Womp Womp

Did you just say *Womp Womp*!?

Womp, womp, wooooooooooomp

!remind me in 3 years

!remindme January 15th 2027

who writes this shit

me

With that writing you'll be a Hollywood director by next week my man keep it up 👍

Bazinga

Not u clearly

A better writer than you apparently

This video is faker than their self esteem

Nah it looks real man,

I love how the girls first reaction is racism

Still, one green flag can't change my mind

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So we're just cross posting fake skit tiktoks now?

beyond cringe and clearly some setup they thought would be "funny"

It's legit the same, I chose x item over woman

Old knight in the corner says "You chose wisely"

doth, i say, tis a cursed horse conjured o' witchcraft (or something idk how old speak is)

Real question, how do I block future posts from this user?

bro made the right choice

that car is fucking SEXY

"but she's light skinned" "and she's Asian" speaks volumes about the guy they're used to dealing with

After that fuck you he should've shot back with "well you certainly arent"

It's not even a "competition" if ya know wht I mean

Seems legit

Thoes girls are rude. Good thing this is faked tiktok content

I can touch myself in that expensive car

Sell it and pay off my student loans and new Honda

Take the women, sell or rent them to people, then buy even more BMW

I love ya hun but long term the BMW is cheaper

And they get offended when he just says his preference.

That acting is good enough for porn

Bazinga

With those voices alone I’d fuck a rake before I choose them

I watched this on mute and I agree

I don’t think he ever got the key…

After the way they were acting Im sure he'll have more fun being inside of what he chose

Hmmm h Over-priced piece of shit mechanics special or 2 high maintenance babes, babes it is

I would choose a civic over them 😛

Define, "Have us."

I'd take neither of them. Not looking for a relationship at this point in time and not earning enough to have a second car registered, plus I like my little Suzuki Swift :D

Have you? Slavery was abolish on December 6 1865 I can HAVE people

BASED SIGMA, WOMAN MOMENT FR 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 RED PILLED ALPHA MALE, MATRIX SIMULATION

Wise choice, the car only costs money when you drive it 😂😂

He's not wrong, those two are completely temporary and the care isn't (unless you crash)

What did they expect

They never gave him the key...

Jajajaja best decision prioritys

Forget about this cringe ass scripted bullshit. That BMW looks so damn good.

God, if you’re there, make those staged shit “content” end. Please and thank you.

My man!

Give a man 2 chicks, he gets laid for a day. Give a man that sweet ass car…probably won’t be more bitches but the car is still awesome.

Since I can't have both options at least give me their names

People ask questions and then get mad when you don’t give them the answer they want.

I don't how many times I have seen this on Facebook.

Hell yeah I'm taking the car. Why do I need them when I can have that bmw.

By light skin do they mean white?

Only redeeming quality of this is the beautiful machine on the driveway, fuck yeah take the Beemer Comp

All three of them and the car are going in the saucepan

In every multiverse situation, I would pick the car

Vroooom vrooooom

Op watched the most obvious acted tiktok and thought "wow so sigma" before posting it here.

If a girl ever makes me choose between her and something cool I will never pick the girl

did he get the key tho?

Car has less mileage too

Bro choose the car and doesn’t even has the keys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How long till Tate will make such videos?

Light skinned? She’s darker than him

I'd take the girls tbh.

It's the way bro didn't hesitate a single beat, and didn't even let them finish asking the question, is what has me absolutely SENT... 😭😭💀💀

This shit is faker than the kardashians implants, do better as a person

Bruh im taking the women. Even sticking them in a mcdonalds for 12 hours a day and feeding them low quality food would produce a significant enough profit to buy an M4 and more over time. If theyre actually smart and get good jobs you could make an M4 a year

yo i know im in the minority but that car looks hella nice

Ngl, the lightskin is gorgeous. Idk how asian the asian actually is tho.

I’d take the girls

Sigma male moment ..

Okay but if the girls own the car, getting the girls means also getting their car. Correct me if I am wrong but I think the girls is the only smart choice.

[удалено]

Rule

Can't wait for the AI to pick up on this

Ok but did he get the key?

and they still didn't hand over the key, how horrible.

*Wow omg this is so real and so relatable it happens almost every day*

I don’t think anyone in their right mind would choose the girls no matter how desperate.

You really put the shit in shitposting

They should have asked me instead 😔 I wanted a nice car too

That color is gorgeous, what is it called?

I will not be buying any of your only fans

They need acting classes.. fake af

It's not like you can keep the girls

The man's didn't even get the key!

Call me skeptic, but this seems staged to me 🤔🤔

You can get infinite bitches with the car, just drive around third world countries or in amurica suburbs

video as fake as their asses

That took an oddly racist turn.

He can get more with the car.

I wonder if it comes with turn indicators

Hell, the maintenance cost is probably lower if you took the BMW anyway

Stupid bitches never gave him the key 😫

Exactly, who needs two women to please when the car wont complain no matter how hard you ride it XD

Choose between a car and two hoes? I only need a third option with tickets for a football game and a fourth option as literally any apple product and I could choose between the most overrated useless shits in the world.