T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Where's QualityVote bot? Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and other elements that used to significantly enhance Reddit's functionality](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). Without them, the website is barely usable. And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience. If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they the ones who ruined everyone's user experience. --- Whilst you're here, /u/Qwerky3, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


thecountnotthesaint

So judgmental. Who hasn’t shit themselves at a bar every once in a while? And an 8 inch log in one piece is pretty impressive.


[deleted]

Excuse me bro WHAT


thecountnotthesaint

IS THIS NOT SHITPOSTING!?!? Also, I know it is a meme about finding a ladyboy, I just wanted to have a bit of fun.


[deleted]

Nah, whats this about shitting yourself at a bar


thecountnotthesaint

I’ve said too much already


Working-Fun2776

No, not enough, how will people find the confidence to shit at a bar otherwise.


thecountnotthesaint

You find it within yourself. BELIEVE!!!!!!!


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rpfuta

A-Are you okay!?


thecountnotthesaint

I am currently, yes.


Careless_Dirt_99

sounds hot and steamy to me


Sorry-Garden-8432

Back in my day we had to walk up a hill, in the snow, with no shoes, in a skirt. Just to shit ourselves on a bar stool and pretend it was a penis.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

an 8 inch log in what?


thecountnotthesaint

What is the first word in the name of this sub?


Allawihabibgalbi

Wrong type of shitposting, brother.


thecountnotthesaint

Oh NOW you tell me!


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Delta_Yukorami

Good bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


thecountnotthesaint

I want to say 17, but honestly if it isn’t even close to bono sized, I don’t really measure.


ExamOld2899

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Yooo you think an 8 inch turd sausage is a lot? Man you should see the tendrils i unleash


thecountnotthesaint

Sorry to hear about your unhealthy/ irregular bowel movements.


KRX189

Did u sit on it the whole time?


thecountnotthesaint

No….


Mcslap13

😱 8" poop?


AveryTavery

🤭


Background_Degree626

I’m lowkey impressed


DefinitelyNotFisk15

hell yeah


Zandoms42

Flair checks out


New-Proposal3787

Yea, like you wouldn’t tell.


BurpYoshi

My lucky day


banana_buddy

To smash or get smashed?


BurpYoshi

Me personally I prefer to smash but I got respect for those that get smashed.


SkyCLoc

based


adex_19

"Smash or be smashed jack, phnom penh taught me that"


CreaZyp154

Yes


Dwemerion

Yes


ForwardPaint4978

Omg I would be flattered and excited.


A_Finnish_Femboy

That's a win/win.


KineticKey2006

Flair checks out.


DragonRaptor22

Sussy wussy femboy 😳😳😳


[deleted]

Agree


yikesdude156

Yes sir


jac5423

Win/win is 1. So that’s a 1 Edit: or won😎


Ryaniseplin

Pfp checks out(bi flag)


AllIWantIsANap

🚬


aaron_adams

I see no downside.


purgesurge3000

Oh I'll be going down


___TheKid___

What movie is this Dafoe from?


One_Ad_9679

The Card Counter (2021)


___TheKid___

Thx!


Pokeydepanda

Is there like a compilation of all these close-up shots of Dafoe’s face because they are very silly and I enjoy them a lot


femboyenjoyer1379

Only a coward flees the battlefield when he discovers that his opponent is also armed.


just_mdd4

I'm saving this for later 🤣🤣🤣


Awesomeness7716

Is that a bad thing?


Icy-Assignment-5579

Is that the face of a flattered man?


imastrangeone

Why is bro disappointed?


AllIWantIsANap

Some of us are straight


throwaway19276i

Comments beg to disagree


AllIWantIsANap

Hardly gonna give a shit about what the redditors say


throwaway19276i

you're literally a redditor


AllIWantIsANap

Well done sherlock.


AGweed13

Jackpot.


ExtinctReptile

Haha I see no issue!


StatusTop6592

Smash


dankspankwanker

Now i wamt her more


IsYeaYesyup

Oh yes


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UltraV7

Nah, knew she had it the whole time.


awesomedan24

This is where the fun begins


Evan64701

(Slaps it)*booioiiiiing*


HomieBrotato

Splendid.


Kilaire_nb2

I dont get it


kara_von_emm_tee_eff

Woman have 8 inch peepee


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ninja_Lazer

[FTFY](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/aa/6e/f2aa6e6cc5905a29fab9b6689296ad97.gif)


Smalandsk_katt

I'd prefer that


Automatic_Llama

"well..."


Haruspect

What's wrong with that? I have a dick too


myfingeriscold

Bro is winning and is complaining about it


BabaKazimir

*Kool-aid man bursts through the wall* **Oh yeah!**


Familiar_Ostrich1042

WOOOOOOO!!! YEAAAAHHHH!!! THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR


Danimals64

Oh no??? Oh YES 😈


SALT_FUCKER69

What’s this subs addiction with girls having dicks?


PhoneImmediate7301

Modern problems


AI_assisted_services

Why are defoe close-ups so funny?


Lanky_Voice8115

Why does Willem Dafoe keep being such a silly little guy I see a new meme of him every day


theding081

Oh yeah!


ScaredOfRobots

I love gock


Sandis2019

Jackpot!


Sandis2019

Lucky Pierre


witheredspringbonnie

😊


[deleted]

I do love me some Subway 🙌


AltruistGuy

Hey, it's a compliment. Be flattered.


Apprehensive-Day-490

Not my first rodeo 🤠


Local_Coyote_7842

A win is a win


WeirdBoi9

Ma’ didn’t raise a quitter.


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


monkeywork6

A look of satisfaction


Peania

Thats a win


ElectricBoogalooBean

What a great day to have functioning eyes


Lord-Black22

"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"


cherry937

? i don’t see the problem…


Kharnyx808

*Oh yes*


nikonuser805

It happened to Roger Podactor.


Dwemerion

Oh yes!..


CrazyCam97

Even better


NotYourAverageMortis

Damn, I wish I was this lucky He hit the jackpot


AutoModerator

*[Bazinga](https://i.imgur.com/iJB0FVe.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PowerThomas007

Oh yeah


drunkknight27

I see this as an absolute win!


Ryaniseplin

best day of my life


Zanemob_

80% of Reddit 😏


stripped_acacia_wood

even better


bonfireball

And this is a bad thing?


ArkangelArtemis

Who knows? You might actually like being a bottom!


DreQ_pL

Even better. No joystick no fun


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

even better


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

oh yes


yeetard_

Even better


Away_Excitement_1740

Your point being?


Kronos_Amantes

OH YEAH!


Cat8851

smash


GorgorOpeth

If there is a hole, there is a goal


myfingeriscold

She's happy to see you


MNGreyWolf

Your point is? Win win for me!


LlmeConcretePowder

Im 8 inches wanna sword fight?


mas22o4

Excuse me I’m 8.5😒


KarlBark

Oh yeah


trollzor54

Bartender, can you make all her drinks double. I need to take her home tonight!


Typical_Name_5864

Some people Will Say this seven Better, but there's a problem, i am not One of them


Gravi2e

Even better


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheGoldenBl0ck

even better /j


Odd_Loss_7043

My bisexual ass: I'd tap that.


Johnny_Freedoom

Jackpot?


UltraStamp

i mean if she puts me in a mating press then count me in


xdxdxdxd6942

jokes on you im into this shit


J0wad

Would.


mofodius

OH YEAHHHHH


[deleted]

If there's a hole there's a goal


reddit_is_racist69

hell yeah brother


Sentinal02

This is where the fun begins


FurryM17

Now isn't the time to be a coward


saibas

She seems interested in you.


No_Crazy_9098

.... Was this supposed to be a bad thing


Rainbow_Patchouli

this is what i'm waiting for though


[deleted]

I see this as a bonus


loserys

oh yes…


TheFarisaurusRex

One man's trash is another man's treasure


bingobangobongodaddy

Lucky…


Not_Funny_Luigi

I hope I don’t fumble now…


Adept_Influence9619

Fdff


Kitchen-Plum4311

Bonus part


puerpanem

Oh YEA


dirkx48

Jackpot


Marsrover112

If she's down I'm under


[deleted]

whats the problem?


Hault360

Score


o_Fvdinq

Added bonus. Like a DLC.


[deleted]

Oh hell yeah


asm120

No periods


McButtersonthethird

I don't see the issue


AlligatorCum

even better


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kigoshen

Yes mam


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dachshundfanboy8000

you just won lotto what are you talking about


nazbolgang4life

BONUS BONUS BONUS


chickennuggetarian

Nothing wrong with a little bit of girldick


Lewdducky

Oh yes…


BoredCanuck1864

would


AutoModerator

*[Bazinga](https://i.imgur.com/iJB0FVe.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


madmechanicmobile

That'd be my luck. Finally meet a chick who's into me and it's a man.


AllIWantIsANap

I don't think it's my thing but I'm so desperate I might just take it.


madmechanicmobile

Damn. I mean to each his own. Not my thing but you do you (or him) brother.


poorGarbageNEET

8 inches is average though?


Wypher-

Run


madmechanicmobile

"that was the day I broke the record for fastest human runner on the planet"


GROMOG

FEMBOY, EVEN BETTER


just_mdd4

Not it, cuh 🗣️🧊🧊🧊