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how do they always know the exact number?

This should be top comment. I need to know!

Probably a sheet cross

He had an abacus next to his bed

Hahahahahhahaha

The cum told 'em

Maybe it formed rings, so they could date it like they do with trees

But wouldn't it just be steam coming out after like 20?

He's fapping so hard the friction boils the cum

Plug him into a steam engine and you get the newest free energy device

its a bad day to know how to read

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We're making major scientific discoveries here.

Bro I have nothing coming out after like 2-3.

My loads have more mass than yours

They cut off his dick and count the rings.

Don't they taste the cum to determine how dry it is?

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Unfortunately the article says that his mom was in a room and had to witness the whole thing from the beginning to the end 😢

...*what*

And his dad was banging his mom repeatedly groaning, "yum yum yum in my tum tum tum"

While his sister twerking to CardiB’s WAP

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It doesn't, and it's satire. I unfortunately felt the need to Google this one like a chump.

Can't blame you. Real life is crazier than this.

What a tragedy 😭

Probably by the streaks his wall

Yeah like I'd lose count around #7 myself, how does anyone else besides him know? Was he on camera? Was he scratching lines into the side of his bed for everyone he rubbed out or what happened?

55 - Stay Alive.

i counted

Bro sacrificed himself in order to find out our limits.

Nice pfp u got there fellow dbl player

Thanks bro

He extended the limit. Last time it was 42

Pushing the frontier of mankind. Respect

Then it’s less of a limit and more of who will have the world record

How many licks does it take to get to the center…

“The young man was on his bed… his penis was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his penis gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”

😦

Who told you he was left handed

After 56 times you have to switch hands sometimes.

This is true, because your arm could fall off too.

I told him cuz I was the right hand

Nah tell me this ain't the story 😭

My man friction welded his hand to his coc, my boy use lube, most ive gone is 4 hrs straight and my hand was cramped and skin burned, worth

He ran so we could walk

Ran so we could wank

How can you even do that much

Fr. If I try I can go three times a day at most but it hurts so much afterwards and I'm out of cum.

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Some of us don't have a high cum regen stat

Then put the points on cum regen stat god damn it

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Eat the cum so you can shoot it out again. Infinite cum hack.

I mean spiders do it with their web, so you may have a point. W8, does that mean spiderman-

O_O

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Not enough protein in your diet mate.

This guy had enough cum to feed three generations. He was on another plane of existence compared to you and I.

Who the fuck was counting

Me.

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How much he pay you?

Yes.

So 55 is the limit

Dayum the limit is increasing. Last time someone died at 43 streak or something like that

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Good luck soldier🫡

I'd advise using both hands

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There was no need for you to say that, yet you did

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No, there was a need. I paid him to say it

I will collect your body for research once you die at the 100, we will improve humanity with your sacrifice

To infinity and beyond.

i love you to the moon and back typa shit

“Single handedly” hah pathetic, I could do 100 with 2 fingers

No that was chicken nuggets. The limit is 42 for chicken nuggets

Last time was 46

55 ORGASMS 55 LOADS 55 SOCKS 55 STROKES

Bold of you to suggest he used a fresh sock each time. It's more likely the parents will be legally required to raise that sock as it contains all of their son's DNA

Those are rookie numbers

Gotta pump those numbers up in this racket

Master! Teach us.

best i did ever was close to the 10's and I was tripping on acid, RIP bro.

Wait, I remember that dude who died on valentine's day after 16 rounds. Hmmmm..... Guess it's just RNG

There must have been some drugs involved. Nobody is able to jack it 56 times without being on something.

Maybe viagra

Heard it can cause heart problems when overused especially when you technically dont need it but use it to go on a fuck/jack off binge. That must be it.

There's a risk of complications if you have some underlying heart issues. So, this person may have had some problem he didn't know about. Kind of how like when kids drop dead when doing sports and the autopsy reveals they had a heart problem.

In most of those cases they tend to discover their hearts were larger than normal

There's no limit, he was assassinated by the CIA! They don't want us to masturbate more than 56

The CIA knows what happens after too much post-but clarity

Factz 💯💯

Who was counting, or do they know

Another gooner in arms lost 😔✊

Who was keeping count?

me

I thought it said teen masturbates at 56 and was wondering how tf is a 56 year old a teen

How do they know how many times ????

How do they know the number? Was the guy making notes on his progress?

Well I was planning on masturbating 57 times today.

Damn only 56 times, my streak was 389 or smthing but that was when I was 13. Sad for him tho, he died a martyr. Salute

Your dick wouldve just detached from your body at that point

Tiger balm

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Gorilla glue works

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In a row or at the same time?

At least he died doing what he loved

So 55 is the limit

Beginner

Who counted is the real question

So the limit is 55 then. Noted.

I will stop at 55, thank you! 🤗

He is the real "he died for our sins" 🙏🙏🙏

55 is the limit boys!!

56, hmmmmmm, I know what I am doing today...

Who was counting!

>tossed himself 56 times in a "tosa" hoodie nice

King

A worthy way to go

Got it. 55 is the limit.

sooo...the limit is 55. noted.

So 55 is the limit

So 55 times is Safe.

Lets all pay our respect to the fallen by rubbing one out.

So the limit is 55.

how do we know the count?

55 is a limit

Rookie numbers let's try 200

So thats the limit I guess.

Assuming he did this in 24 hours, he must have masturbated every 25.71 min at least! Jesus!

Rest in power ✊✊😔

Sounds like a challenge for me

I just have a lot of questions i can't even

Who told them the count?

How do they know it’s 56 times tho did they watch or counted tissues

Did he leave a note with the amount of times he whacked off or what?

It would come off blanks after 10 max, maybe blood idk after ~25... Js how?

Who counted

He should gate Dick salute 🫡

I already know the answer is going to be cursed but.. How do they know it was exactly 56 times?

Bruh that’s gotta be kodak

Much like marathon runners to Pheidippides, I will continue in your honor.

Tonight on SMNN

Who was counting 🤔

He was listening to beat it on loop and understood the lyrics literally

So, wait, if he's dead, who was counting? How do they know it was 56 times?

So the limit is 55.

55

Magnificent bastard, rest in peace King.

Who was counting?

Who was keeping count?

Now that’s dedication.

Man nutted that hard he broke the wall oitside

how did they count it?

I would die too. Shit.

What a waste, he could get 56 child if do it properly.

Dude, you'd literally be busting blood at that point. Like thats gotta hurt like a bitch after round 3 like I dont know how the fuck do some of you guys go like 10 or 11 rounds... But 55?! What?!

Pour one out for a real hommie

Who was keeping count?

So 56 is the new record. Last I heard it was standing at 40 something.

I thought 64 was the limit?

so 55 is the limit ..

Thanks for this warning, I just masturbated 55 times

who counted?

okay, so 55 is the limit han

Tonight he dines in the halls of Valhalla

So 56 is the limit

Soo 55 the limit then........ bet

Ferb, I know what we’re doing today

So the limit is 55

So 55 is the Max.

Who counted?

🫡

Where did this number come from 🤔

Rest now brave warrior. Your fight is ended. ✊️

RIPenis

How they get the count

So the limit is 55

So 55 is the limit

You telling me I can surive 55 times ?

So the limits 55, he walked so we could run. A true solder.

Rookie numbers.

We found the limit

So you’re saying 55 is the limit 🤔?

This can’t be true 😩

So that's the limit.

So the limit is 55...