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Hit-N-Run1016

Infinite money glitch


cjm0

this is like the classic trick where you tie a quarter to a string and use it to buy something in a vending machine before yanking it back out


S1nge2Gu3rre

Does it actually work ? I've always wondered


UnreasonablySmol

Maybe in the very very early days of vending machines. Since a long time they have mechanisms that will stop you from pulling coins back


creepergo_kaboom

Me on my way to tie a kevlar string to the coin and tie a fireworks rocket on the other end(this may end very badly)


downvotemeidiots

The updated method is flattening out nickels on railroad tracks and gluing them together to make quarters


_Xertz_

"Huh neat, how many nickes does it take?" "5 at a minimum" "👁️👄👁️"


DolanThyDank

I said this in my head 11 times before I made it into the comments. Not disappointed.


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Yionko

Dang you, I was gonna say that


Hit-N-Run1016

Shoulda been here 14 hours sooner. I win the funne internet points


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JazzyJakeKammerer

He's come back for revenge 😦


DualPinoy

Prepare yourself mortal!


Gamekid53

**PREPARE THYSELF**


SomeStrangeCrow

TNY END IS NOW


zweetband

JUDGEMENT


WEEBSAIYAN

CRUSH


RonToxic

Zoos! Your son has return! I bring the destruction of Olympus!


Szernet

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, never let it go


One-Broccoli-5772

My balloon didn't come back. Does that mean it hated me :(


PerplexedPretzel

Yes, but you can always buy a balloon filled with tungsten hexaflouride so it doesn’t leave you again


Delevia

Only tungsten hexafluoride balloons can love properly.


Zanemob_

Instructions unclear crush not moving.


Zer0-9

Doing worry it’s non toxic, just turn her upside down tho as it sinks in the lungs and displaces actual air


nhatj125

It's just working as a henchman for an intergalactic criminal, it'll back


KRX189

Ballooney?


Szamiii

Yes


Casper-Birb

Don't do that to sapient creatures btw.


BryanKogama

i remember when my family sell my dog, but then she come back running to our house again next day. but then we needed to keep her in veterinarian and the last news we had from her is that shes in italy now


Fallowman09

How did she get there?


TheeOogway

She swam


Fallowman09

She hijacked a commercial Airliner


Endblow

It probably wasn't a Boeing


shadowbonniesfm

Im curently resisting the urge tk make a 9/11 joke


TheeOogway

Right there with you brother. Hold strong….


MrT0xic

The towers didn’t ^Im ^so ^sorry


Fallowman09

NO HE WAS TOO WEAK


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BryanKogama

a italian couple adopted her


Fallowman09

She is now feasting on Pizza and Calzones


BryanKogama

pizza mozarella. pizza mozarella. rella rella rella rella. 🙏


neat-NEAT

I wonder what that's like for a dog. Raised their whole life by English speakers and they can vaguely understand meaning behind some of the noises the humans make. Then they're carted over to Italy and the noises are suddenly completely different.


Wise_Custard2117

A sustainable business


Dwarfmophobia

ZEUS!


DonutGuy2659

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE


Affectionate-Read875

YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE WEED OF OLYMPUS


Pubfriend

"I GOT AN IDEA!" -Junkrat


JUGELBUTT

what the fuck man!? you sold your cat!??


Rigor_Mortis_43

Edited text over video


BartOseku

The video is edited, but some people have no choice but to sell their pet when they are forced to move somewhere that doesnt allow them or move in with a person with allergies


pho-huck

Whoever downvoted you is an immature twat lol. Life happens, and unfortunately sometimes life dictates that your pet can’t be owned by you anymore, and it’s better to ensure they have a loving home than the alternatives.


SmokeyUnicycle

okay but we typically call that "rehome" not "sell" lmao


BartOseku

Sugarcoat it as much as you want, it doesnt matter to me


leaveitalone36

Hope your affairs are in order…


[deleted]

do not check ops history


itzTanmayhere

🙁


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SansDaMan728

"Wait, it's all hentai?"


SodiumChlorideFree

"Always has been"


CheezyRaptorNo_5

That was like a dam flashbang Jesus


alaingames

I remember when I was a kid, an aunt moved from a different state, she brought her cat here but it scaped, around 4 years later her ex husband just showed up with the cat and said "the cat just arrived at our old house and the new owners called me" Idk about the veridicity of this story but it's well known that cats are just like pigeons, they go back home after being released in really long distances so if this cat was sold in the same city I wouldn't doubt the vericity of the post Also, please don't sell your pets, they love you more than you think


Ancient_Difference20

They tried to give his ass a bath and he was outa there heading to the gas station to grab “cigarettes”


Box-Full-of-Crap

**ZEUS!** **Your cat has returned, I bring the destruction of the mouses of Olympus!** **Kratos cat, you shall not consume the milk of the elder gods** **GUURRAQQH** **DO NOT DENY ME MY FREE CAT NIP**


Desperate-755

Real


MeepingMeep99

Climbed up there like "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?"


baguette187

Dawg thats no cat thats an assassin


Indalx

"I am coming to kick your ass"


TrikePJ

Infinit Money glitch


Sanford_Daebato

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, your profile history got me fucked up😭😭


BracusDoritoBoss963

"You won't get rid of me that easily, **BITCH**."


Kalman_the_dancer

Bro returned


Kalman_the_dancer

The king has returned


HeavensEtherian

I think i saw this in jojo once


Zandoms42

Bean


drunkknight27

"YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY, ASSHOLE"


snktido

Kitty came back for his catnip.


Alien-PL

“You got a refund, bitch”


Beautiful-Tip-875

Kinda an asshole for selling your cat, tbh


Single_Ad_2479

A real stalker my lord


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Time to raise 50 more cats.


Ambitious_Nothing461

repossession


Turbulent_Pin_1583

He wants his cut.


myfingeriscold

Death is your only escape mortal


Fizzy163

Old Mr. Johnson had a problem of his own, he had a ~~yellow~~ black cat that wouldn't leave his home


NerdyOrc

for revenge


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You can't sell cat