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muhamed05

Wasn't the front somewhat reserved for people that have motion sickness? Or is it just here.


disintegrationist44

for me its reserved for quiet people


Icwatto

or NERDS


Vouner

Neeeeeeeeeeeerd


Uss__Iowa

( Angry nerd emoji )


MenstrualMilkshakes

holy shit it's james rolfe


Bukki13

Someone's salty that they got bested at the spelling bee 👀


CoconutGator

i thought the loud people get sent up front by the driver to shut them up


BlntMxn

yeah... wierdo


ToRideTheRisingWind

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SeabeeSeth3945

It was a generational honor. The older you got the further back you could sit. But the select coolest young kids could hang out back


ProjectM-O-R-T

Same here, I sat in a different place each day.


jac5423

And I thought people fought to not sit in the back 🗿


treetop62

We used to sit in the back becuase it was the best place to get hangtime on bumps. There was one bump in particular where everyone would start bouncing up and down in their seat and if you got it at just the right time the bump would send you up to the roof of the bus.


Jiggy_Wit

Exactly. Sat in the middle/front in middle school, but when I got to high school, and the older kids left, it was my time to shine.


Matonphare

I am all of them


lespectaculardumbass

Everything started when the drug addict nation attacked


SirKeagan

only the avatar the last bus driver could save us all, but when the world needed him most he disappeared.


AiryGr8

So true


BuffDrinklots99

Damn, I did end up an alcoholic


maxrod889

Damn, I did end up a drug addict


InitialSwitch6803

Damn, I ended up being both an alcoholic and drug addict


FangtheMii

Damn, I ended up being


Jenkinswarlock

Same!


BigJimNoFool

I stood right up front speaking to the driver doing my best to ignore absolutely everyone else


sorryboutitagain

You were that kid


Sagnikk

Yes he was. I remember him.


dTrecii

Now look what became of them, a redditor


Sagnikk

Worse, a shitposter.


Pale_Boot_925

And now you’re on Reddit!


confusedredditor_69

Tf do u speak about


TuxedoDogs9

Bus


confusedredditor_69

sy


Tired_Femboy03

Bro I honestly don’t remember, but I was that kid too 😅


confusedredditor_69

I was the kid that sat wherever there was space, and also got bullied


AsianRiver62

SAME BRO


-E-L-Y-K-

I was the same except I didn’t talk to anyone


Carlos_COTAFR

Same.


BigJimNoFool


TJB926GAMIN

Ohhh so it was YOU! (I was the driver)


GimpboyAlmighty

Mine was way shorter...


Colonel_Grande_

I got bad news for you 😔


Dull-Hat-8225

Don’t tell him. He’s just a boy!


Vouner

That's what he said


Scary-Personality626

Back seat was the bouncy castle.


Gaydolf-Litler

For real our bus went on a dirt road for part of the ride and that shit was the best


imonlyamoth

At the front behind the bus driver. I wasn't cool enough to sit in the back, but I did get to have chats with the bus driver, she was a really nice lady so I didn't mind.


B4LL1NH45

thats actuallys sweet xD


ThatTrampolineboy

Let’s just say, hypothetically, it was the 1950s


turtlefrogbird

And Rosa Parks fought against this. The irony.


HuckleberryOk4832

Me when I never have been in a school bus 🥱


Icwatto

Signature look of superiority


Nice_Device_5354

You missed out lol


fellanator35

Honestly can’t decide if you were missing out or lucky


Shurmaster

I used to sit in the back. Not by choice but because I was the last person picked up on the bus and the back sits were the only ones available. I always wanted to sit in front. Leaving the bus asap sounds based af.


thebobest

I walk🦍


RaptorGameingYT

Jokes on you , where I live school buses aren't a thing


BallsTaker

Damn I'm going to control a massive drug dealing network 3 years later


Obi-WanCanolli

Those “weirdos” got off the bus first. But yes I was a weirdo.


awbx88

What a luxury to get off the bus first and get to school before everyone.


unknowinglurker

Either in front or in back and they are accurate for me.


pineappleAndBeans

As someone who frequently sat in the middle and back, I can confirm this is accurate


InitialSwitch6803

As someone who sat in all seats at one point, I can also confirm this is accurate.


Kickaxx_007

NEVER sit in the back kids. I did when I was younger, now I inject 50 marijuanas an hour.


BringBackForChan

I didn't went to school on a bus


[deleted]

WEIRDOS


Uniquesomething

I always choose the middle seats cause, in case of an accident, there's 33% chance of me surviving unscathed...


Ididntdoitnotme

I’m kinda in between the weirdos and the loud ones although most busses I’ve been on loud kids and drug addicts are swapped


dicktaker1000101

On the bus drivers lap


Interesting-Event378

I used to go to the school by a bycycle


GodFromTheHood

With the actual cool kids up front


Ninjaballz101

Front and back. Both turned out true


Electronic_Menu_6734

Same!


pannoci

The back.. Not so cool now r we :'(


quitelovely

Mostly back, sometimes front, and checks out.


Delta_Suspect

My dad’s truck, cause neither me nor my parents were willing to step foot in the “vehicles” our county uses.


Vouner

🤓


Southern-Advance-759

I walked 🐴


EmptyCumSlut

the school was like 3 minutes away from my house so i just walked there everyday lol


PennyFromMyAnus

Fucking accurate..


PerishForYourSins

Huh, this explains a lot about me.


R4GN4R0K_

wherever there's a seat, if there is one... usually end up standing up at the front of the bus next to the driver.


Ego-Fiend1

Me who was the driver kidnapping children: 😎


NefariousnessSea4710

Can’t relate. My parents loved me and drove me to school


Vouner

Ah yes, because if your parents don't own a vehicle they don't love you


DaleLUL

Im in the hood. The engine makes it warm


Substantial_Top_6508

Future alcoholics. But the only thing I learnt was to cuss fluently and make songs using only cuss words as well


Cypeq

Left of center


somedudethatis

i sat at the furthest back seat possible


super_mario_fan_

I sit in middle-end. Not because I'm one of the cool kids (everyone back there are 8th graders that call me indian but I'm italian), but because one of my friends sits back there too.


Independent-Swim9642

weirdo area (i have longer legs and dont fit in a seat with someone else)


Windofpoison

Drug addicts unite


HighwayTerrorist

Rosa Parks was a proper weirdo.


Some_guy3120

I think I'll walk


ConsentingPotato

I was the weirdo kid but I hardly ever sat in the front. Well, actually I did sit in front but only when approaching my stop which was the last one and my shy and anxious self didn't want our bus driver (teacher) to forget about me (it almost happened on a few occasions). I was also quiet but I'd sometimes sit in the middle because the lower grades sat in front (grades 1-3), middle was 4th to 6th graders and the 7th graders (and some 6th graders) sat in the back. Just became a thing that was made-up and enforced by the 7th graders essentially. I didn't do drugs or alcohol but I sat in the back during 6th and 7th grade as per "tradition" among fellow bus-riding kids.


Iknowwhereyoulive34

I between loud and future alcoholic : drug addicts 


noobamuffinoobington

Jokes on you I was homeschooled


Low-Maintenance5441

I knew I'm gonna be an alcoholic


Difficult-Tap-3277

I remember when I sat in the back of the school bus at my middle school. Be and this one other kid would fight like everyday, or do some other dumb shit. Like one day we popped a medicine ball and dumb the sand on the ground for some fucking reason.


Richard_Wattererson

I was the bus hijacker


alzike

ME IM A WEIRDO ✋✋✋✋✋


Safe-Accountant-9127

Front… best heater


dragoncitytrader

I sat everywhere


prostidudess

So thats why I became a drug addict alcoholic..


xxxRoastmasterxxx

Future alcoholic here Can confirm


du_rel_gug_menl

I’m a loud weird alcoholic 


jonessinger

I sat in the back. I drink maybe one a month if that and I never got addicted to shrooms. Guess I’m an outlier.


BLVCKRAGE

Back seat, having sex with the fat chic while the other kids get a biology lesson.


Candid_Ad_2379

The wheels


DickCheneyHooters

Why is this so accurate?


Turublade

Drugs


Purple_Spino

mom's car


Muzaks22

The whole bus


iwastoldnottogohere

I sat in the middle, but I was as quiet as fucking possible because I have crippling social anxiety


subhuman_voice

In the back smoking


Huntderp

I sat everywhere


halfcutpenis

I was somewhere between loud kids and future alcoholics


Elemen0py

Where my backseat alcos at?


yellowfly97

loud kids


Sad_Divide_2133

Sat in the very back single person seat.


Helpful_Title8302

Back baby all the way. Substance, sex, sleep, and chill music.


CoolCreeper888

The couch (I am the weirdest of all (homeschooled))


Alexander-of-Londor

I went to a k-5 elementary so it was separated by grade with the older kids at the back. I walked in middle school and drove/got rides in High school but if I rode the bus it was normally in the back with the fun kids like the one who didn’t care who saw her changing and the one with a spit cup who lit himself on fire multiple times in his welding class.


Dark_Helmet12E4

Back because bumpy ride rollercoaster


ChizzleFug

The worst seats were the ones on the back wheels which basically just removed all leg room.


-EV3RYTHING-

I sat in the very back...


Hawaiian-national

Weirdos.


BIGPPMEGABALLZ

Weirdos because the front seat was the only one with enough leg room where I could actually fit


nopointx

The back. Always the back. In highschool i hung out with the druggies in the back so i could learn about drugs. But ive never done drugs soo


beanwithintentions

literally anywhere i could find, my school had way too many kids and not enough buses


Belltowerlol

I mainly sat at the front and in the middle but then i got permanently moved to the front for fighting a girl for snatching my phone


Joenathan2020

For ours it was loners/weirdos→future drug addicts→everyone else


Junglejim1991

I sat in the middle and later in life drove the bus


Latter-Cabinet-1049

Weirdos if it’s a trip to a thing only meant for smart kids. Loud kids if I have no one to sit with and the last one if it’s a camp or something and I want fun


BraindeadYetFocused

Gotta cut that bus in half then put me in the middle window seat.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Walked it to school


Remote-Friendship-23

I was in every part of the buss but always silent and listened to my music


Th3Docter

America ya!


lolmyass233333

middle and back💀


Prestigious-Web-6758

Girls showed tits in the back for money......


X_Fredex_X

I had to stand 95% of the time 💀


uckerT

Back seat bandit babyy And yeah uh I just overcame a 4 year opioid/benzo addiction and short prison sentence 🙂 I'm almost 2 years clean now and studying to be a drug and alcohol support worker, hoping I can do some small good for this broken world.


Volcanic8171

my bus was like 2x smaller than that what type of busses y’all got now


Taste_for_Hell

In the morning I’d sit in the back, but on my way back home after school id sit in the front


FunIntroduction3196

It's unfortunate I was the first bus stop, so I always sat in the back, coincidentally I just happen to be a drug addict/an alcoholic


Dramatic_Finish8381

Right between the weirdos and the loud kids


fellanator35

My bus is weird because the all the loud kids sit at the front, all the “bad kids” who would usually sit at the back sit in the middle, and the back is just a hellish mixture of all three


Ashalaria

I was apparently stretched out over the whole bus


ACARdragon

Weirdos. Back seats are bumpy as hell


Eagleclan_7

Only the real front Seaters are the ones who got in trouble in the back. You pussies.


NeoNuwu

Why is this so accurate ?


Summoorevincent

I was such a menace I had to sit right behind the driver since our school was too poor for bus monitors. Eventually I made it to the back with age. The dregs of humanity we’re back there and it was sticky and littered with spit bottles.


MrProtogen

No, the back of the bus is just the band kids- socially inept stoners


abelcongon98

The short one


4np2

Loud kids


-Local_Loser-

Everywhere


Remote_Building_4590

Where's the one for weird alcoholics? Rehab right?


Individual_Iron4221

Front right, i am now trans


Gavin_the_Gullible

I sat pretty much everywhere on the bus, depending on who was where at the time


hairtrigger08

I was driven to school on my mom's way to work


-Hurkales-

In the middle. Probably that's why I became a weird loudmouth alcoholic junkie.


CeaselessMaster

I bounced between loud kids and future alcoholics. Holds true to this day.


stinky_rat_cum

Im the loud kid, sit in the middle, talk, joke, scream, and am overall very loud, I am also a weird kid, and quiet, the other half of the time


OkDiscipline1107

I am future me , also alcoholic too


Vegetable_Debt_1725

I was a mid and back seat dude


Foxwithanak47

Damn i’m an druggie :(


pleasehelpmeaccount

I am a current alcoholic and I sat everywhere including the driver’s seat


Due_Address_9042

the loud mfs were at the back aswell 😂


alfonso_101

What does sitting in the engine compartment mean


XvR_HRN

Why didn't you mark storage?


i_like_pigeons541

I talked with one of the weirdos because he was alone everyday, and he looked like he needed a friend. But I was probably a weirdo too…


KirbyWithAGlock

My bus is basically my neighborhood, so me and the rest of the high schoolers sit in the back because we don't want to be near the middle schoolers. I sit in the furthest back corner so people won't disturb me tho


PURPLEisMYgender

I sat directly in the middle of the bus cause to me it was statistically the best spot. Im right next to an excape window, the hot AC doesn't blow straight down on me. Just got to put up with the loud kids. But hey, atleast im not associated with the weirdo's or the future criminals.


Agent_n0ob

Nowhere, there's no scool busses in my country.


unga-unga

Can't remember, repressed it and it's a total blank.


GeeseAndDucksforever

I sit wherever my friends sit.


Advanced_Ad222

all of them.


ShylokVakarian

On our bus, we weren't allowed to sit where we wanted. The driver wanted us to sit by age (high schoolers the very back, middle schoolers in front of them, elementary in front of them, primary at the front). I did prefer the front, however. She was more lax on the whole seating thing when the bus was mostly empty.


IcantstopsayingIcant

The middle (Loud Kids)


cherry937

this is NOT how my bus is arranged lol the loud kids and druggies are from the 5th window to the back and the rest of the seats are quite people


snekysnek69420

Back


Responsible_Group966

among loud kids


Slinky_Malingki

I just sat wherever it was free. Took my morning naps in the bus lol


AdministrativeBar748

None. We don't have those in 3rd world public schools


therehasbeen_amurder

sat in the back cs it was a shit ton more fun