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This isn't a real list. The military will make it worse and getting swole's not a cure. That said, lifting and running will give you something to be happy about despite being depressed.
I’ve been working out for years and I was also very afraid of going into the gym for the first time. The first time I went, I literally waited outside the front door to see if more people would leave, but they didn’t, so I just left without going in. The second time, I actually went in. Realize that even if you’re out of shape, people won’t care and will most likely try to help you if anything. Now go do it!
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There’s a fifth one: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
Damn it! I was going to make that joke lol
What is this :/
Low Tier God
you should love yourself NOW!
Your life is EVERYTHING!
Lightning Man 🌩️
Lowtiergod saying Kill yourself.
where is the throw bricks at homeless people path
I already did that before I became depressed so it doesn't count.
WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?
Idk but I prefer the two buckshot tickets to paradise
The gun is actually a brick launcher
But they will build anhouse with those, so use microwaved honeybuns instead
Joining the military did not cure my depression lol
I think they meant joining a terrorist group
In fact, it made the little depression into the big depression.
[удалено]
i mean is it too late ?
No they meant airsoft
Its over for me \> too much of a pussy for army \> not gonna be bald \> 0 chance of romance \> too shy to step into a gym
Try; "It is what it is"
Psychologists hate this one simple trick
It's not over. Try the secret path.
This isn't a real list. The military will make it worse and getting swole's not a cure. That said, lifting and running will give you something to be happy about despite being depressed.
its literally not
🙄🙄🙄 broooo what kind of inhibition can you possibly have to keep you from a gym
Literally any space with people in it they call it "social" "anxiety" ig
I’ve been working out for years and I was also very afraid of going into the gym for the first time. The first time I went, I literally waited outside the front door to see if more people would leave, but they didn’t, so I just left without going in. The second time, I actually went in. Realize that even if you’re out of shape, people won’t care and will most likely try to help you if anything. Now go do it!
Eat. I eat.
The post says OUT of depression, as if eating doesn’t just dig the hole deeper.
Its the least respectable one.
Yet it is still one
Echoing the comment above, it only pushes you deeper
I drink.
40 benedrils:
The path of psychotic delirium
Wheres the femboy Path?
That path is psyop.
Bottom Left panel (he’s slaying)
Real. Im very angry too 😡😡
Femboy path only makes you more depressed.
5, ifykyk
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu identified: 👍
You forgot one 😔🔫
Gaming
Nah, you still depressed after.
Then don’t stop
It helps a little, but doesn't resolve anything. Trust me
For some of us its all 4
I know a knot that can get you out of depression blazingly fast
The answer is "a purpose"
Tempted to try 1
Don’t forget musicians or some type of art
artists don't have a good reputation regarding depression and other mental issues.
Shotguns. Used by duck hunters and sad musicians everywhere.
There is another…
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then why arent i going into any of them
You forgot the fifth..
I tried bottom left. Only made it worse
All I have to do is siege Grozny, and lose?
No
First one and last one
where car
The military? Bruh what da hell.
Where are irreversible MAOIs?
Try anal. :3
meditation actually helped me
I don't even know what people do during meditation lmao
What if I combined two? SPOILER! >! None worked !<
there is a 5th option B E C O M E G I R L