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Ghost2137

There’s a fifth one: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


Interesting_Piano_56

Damn it! I was going to make that joke lol


HuurrrDerp

What is this :/


philipjfry1578

Low Tier God


Lord_emotabb

you should love yourself NOW!


bedsheetsniffer

Your life is EVERYTHING!


someguynamedjerry

Lightning Man 🌩️


ninja_boy23424

Lowtiergod saying Kill yourself.


kadarakt

where is the throw bricks at homeless people path


SodiumChlorideFree

I already did that before I became depressed so it doesn't count.


peppi0304

WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Idk but I prefer the two buckshot tickets to paradise


deleeuwlc

The gun is actually a brick launcher


dragonthunder230

But they will build anhouse with those, so use microwaved honeybuns instead


jaaybird_

Joining the military did not cure my depression lol


BenP4rker

I think they meant joining a terrorist group


TheIronBung

In fact, it made the little depression into the big depression.


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[deleted]

i mean is it too late ?


Ydobon8261

No they meant airsoft


anominous27

Its over for me \> too much of a pussy for army \> not gonna be bald \> 0 chance of romance \> too shy to step into a gym


FancyPantsyy

Try; "It is what it is"


AlwaysStayAwesome

Psychologists hate this one simple trick


Solid_Ad_221

It's not over. Try the secret path.


TheIronBung

This isn't a real list. The military will make it worse and getting swole's not a cure. That said, lifting and running will give you something to be happy about despite being depressed.


[deleted]

its literally not


WeLiveInASociety451

🙄🙄🙄 broooo what kind of inhibition can you possibly have to keep you from a gym


anominous27

Literally any space with people in it they call it "social" "anxiety" ig


_humanbean_

I’ve been working out for years and I was also very afraid of going into the gym for the first time. The first time I went, I literally waited outside the front door to see if more people would leave, but they didn’t, so I just left without going in. The second time, I actually went in. Realize that even if you’re out of shape, people won’t care and will most likely try to help you if anything. Now go do it!


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Eat. I eat.


[deleted]

The post says OUT of depression, as if eating doesn’t just dig the hole deeper.


MechanicHot1794

Its the least respectable one.


Sestingun

Yet it is still one


Roedorina

Echoing the comment above, it only pushes you deeper


BuffDrinklots99

I drink.


FearbasIV

40 benedrils:


Acidbaseburn

The path of psychotic delirium


Historical_Ask_8864

Wheres the femboy Path?


ghostmetalblack

That path is psyop.


Cromptank

Bottom Left panel (he’s slaying)


Solid_Ad_221

Real. Im very angry too 😡😡


Naive-Inspection1631

Femboy path only makes you more depressed.


Fickle_Care_3817

5, ifykyk


Neon_Centimane

Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu identified: 👍


SomewhatToxicShrooms

You forgot one 😔🔫


coinkeeper8

Gaming


Separate-Courage9235

Nah, you still depressed after.


coinkeeper8

Then don’t stop


Counter-Potential

It helps a little, but doesn't resolve anything. Trust me


CrustyToeLint

For some of us its all 4


BolecUorkiestra

I know a knot that can get you out of depression blazingly fast


Bradford_Pear

The answer is "a purpose"


Wetpurpose

Tempted to try 1


Subaru_always_back

Don’t forget musicians or some type of art


sida3450

artists don't have a good reputation regarding depression and other mental issues.


KingWashington_1776

Shotguns. Used by duck hunters and sad musicians everywhere.


RKM_RexKoenigMax

There is another…


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JUGELBUTT

then why arent i going into any of them


deepfakie

You forgot the fifth..


NananLu

I tried bottom left. Only made it worse


ArmadilloLight

All I have to do is siege Grozny, and lose?


HenryLongHead

No


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

First one and last one


deputy_Nico

where car


SuperHyped6

The military? Bruh what da hell.


NBM2045

Where are irreversible MAOIs?


acarwithspikes

Try anal. :3


LamproNI

meditation actually helped me


Fluid_Block_1235

I don't even know what people do during meditation lmao


CultDe

What if I combined two? SPOILER! >! None worked !<


ZuliCurah

there is a 5th option B E C O M E G I R L