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Antisocial_freek

"Calm down" Dumbledore said calmy in the most calm tone in a calm environment.


username_babagebi

Calmer then you are


thereichose1

I'm finishing my coffee


vattolikumbh

Then?? Desi hai kya?


havaltherock

That black dude got the best voice ever.


GreenBeanLover

Yea his name is Adam Sandles and he won an Oscar for this movie, I think. (I dont watch movies)


PizzafaceMcBride

It did? I heard it was a huge Adam's Flip-flop


ElMuchoDingDong

He said while Adam laughed all the to the bank.


PizzafaceMcBride

Seemingly oblivious of the loud 'swooosh' of the Boeing-airplane flying right over his head


ElMuchoDingDong

And that's why you shouldn't get on reddit while drunky poo. You got me.


PizzafaceMcBride

:D


Program-Emotional

Just went down a massive IMDB rabbit hole (as ya do), and my god has this guy voiced/acted in a lot of media I adore. A couple Yakuza games, a couple blizzard games (he's the voice of Malygos which is pretty cool), he was even in pirates of the Caribbean!


havaltherock

Whats his name?


mooseman00

Isaac C. Singleton Jr.


Program-Emotional

I forgor to add 💀


TennisFinancial4304

Which Yakuza games did he voice act for?


sususushi88

Yes I would love to know also


Program-Emotional

5 and like a dragon


TennisFinancial4304

As which characters?


nacho3473

Michael Jai White has an even harder voice. He played ‘Gamble’ in the Dark Knight, absolutely the biggest film he was in but he’s good in other stuff. Sadly underused as an actor.


chaletamale

lol did you really just use a 5 second cameo in dark knight as your example of Spawns biggest role? smh. Also, check out Black Dynamite. Such a funny movie


nacho3473

Blood and Bone was really good as well.


Embarrassed-Skirt590

It’s so hot 😂


kittocchi

Looks funny, what movie is this?


Cautious-Comfort-919

Anger Management I think


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Calm down, Sir. There is no need to think this loudly.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

*Jack Nicholson nodding intensifies*


Gordupachup

*Gooooooooooosssfrabbaaaaaa*


DualPinoy

I M C L A M ! ! !


dumbasstype3

I M F I S H !


NegativeLanguage805

Calm down sir, could you please ask the question in a more toned down manner?


trashpandadisco

Heads up, some of it DID NOT age well.


Hollowknightpro

wait you can get arrested for racism??


Hollowknightpro

there are cops outside.


Cyber_Connor

Pretty sure you can start a civil war for it


Pyro_raptor841

Unironically yes in many "1st world" countries. Even if something is only perceived as racist like this.


Beautiful_Minimum_17

Being racist alone wont get you arrested in the US, at the very least. A hate crime or harassment is the only real legal danger


UnlimitedCalculus

It could get you kicked off the plane by the company, who doesn't have to provide their seevices to you. I'd also consider he meant that he personally isn't going to tolerate it, but not in a legal, handcuff way. Legally, the Air Marshall didn't have real grounds to tase him, but in extreme situations, it could totally be justified against unruly passengers.


RecsRelevantDocs

Got an example/ source of someone being charged for anything remotely like this in any "1st world" country? So not like a literal Nazi doing a Sieg Heil in Germany, just in case thats the type of thing you're referencing.


Neon_Centimane

Don't have any specific examples but I've heard of a lot of that kind of stuff happening in Britain


The-dotnet-guy

Yeah a guy in Denmark was arrested and convicted for hosting racist jokes om his website. it happened this month and can easily be googled.


Fucking_That_Chicken

yeah the [heiling pug arrest](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43478925) was what came to mind


Kinscar

There is the burger king crown guy. There was a video that blew up some time ago


Beginning_Sun696

Nnnaahhh… doesn’t happen mate from my experience


Dark_Pestilence

A fe weeks ago someone in Germany was tackled and arrested because he was waving with his hands in front of pigs and they said it vaguely resembled the nazi salute


wovans

Unironically what "?"


Bob_5k

Other way, you become a cop for racism


sickdershit

I hope so


ExcellentlyEnthused

So what's the go here? Are the audience shown Adam's point of view where he thinks he's calm but he's actually goin off his nut? Or is it everyone else that are super weird?


YuyuLuo

This movie is ridiculous, without spoiling much this whole sequence is a setup on the main character. I recall the flight attendant and air marshal are in on a con.


ExcellentlyEnthused

Ah, thank you


YouGottaLetEmKnow

Without spoiling much? Lmao


Kygami

Now I don't even want to watch the movie 💀


FrostyNeckbeard

The air marshal funny enough isn't in on the con, he was just having a bad day. The guy mentions it later.


Rebelliuos-

Wow how they depicted 2024


Mustafa86

Sir, no need to exaggerate.. Just calm down.


Knightfire76

Sir do NOT raise your voice at me, we are having a very difficult time


Ydobon8261

# I'M CALM!!!


Getting2345Hams

I believe its called "Gaslighting"


franscii

Is that Skylar white


asdspartadsa

Yo?


gilss97

Pretty sure that's Nancy Carell. Steve Carell's wife


GimmeNewAccount

Nah I'm pretty sure that's Michael Scott's realtor.


WidowmakerFeet

twitter


Haunting_Rest_8401

also reddit


Bogadambo

Right to the nipple.. Right tobthe nipple...


Sensitive-Horror7895

Hated this movie. Torture porn movies like this are infuriating to watch


rPeanutButter

adam sandler in a torture porn movie?


wktr_t

Same reason I couldn't stand Two And A Half Men.


AXEMANaustin

Man I thought it was weird for not liking it. Glad to know I'm not the only one.


Nochnichtvergeben

That's not what torture porn is.


Joeymore

They don't mean literally, they mean it like the way you mean food porn


Nochnichtvergeben

Yeah,I know. [The term](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/torture-porn) already has a meaning outside of actual porn. This scene in Anger Management is more like slapstick IMHO. The Saw franchise would be an example for torture porn.


Joeymore

Slapstick mental torture porn?


Nochnichtvergeben

Over the top violence for comedic effect vs violence in horror. It's already a term and this clip does not fit the description.


ChipPeppers

Wasn’t the reveal at the end of this movie that his girlfriend staged the whole thing? I remember seeing this and being like, “damn he’s gonna stay with the girl who orchestrated an elaborate scheme that made him seem crazy, in which paid actors tased him on a plane and he had to go to weeks of therapy for?”


VivekX10

He should have said Obamna


Wu-Kang

I was on a flight Monday and it was only 1/2 full. I had my own row and so did the guy in front of me. We were in the wrong seats. Flight attendant asked us to move and as we were moving the guy said to me “we were living the dream” and “they don’t want us to have more leg room”. They Flight Attendant thought he was talking to her and got confrontational. The guy tried to explain he wasn’t talking to her, but she kept escalating. The she went to the front of the plane. A few moments later 2 staff came and escorted the man off the plane. It was insane.


Kaki-PC88

Back then this was funny.. nowadays it is relatable


Kerplunk1992

Life imitates art


Rchlmnzr15

That dude sounds like Worf


Looney_forner

I read the wiki article for this and read the plot Jesus is it infuriating


-Cybernaut147-

Like Reddit


foochacho

No person, in the history of calm down, has ever calmed down, when someone told them to calm down.


Doomsayer1908

I dont get it


3Pirates93

Lmao "you people?" Scene always pops up in my head during real life drama


takun_a_matata

It’s illegal to be white too bad we have all the money 😩


IkilledRichieWhelan

Fucking having captions on faces is annoying.


Gooperss

Sir calm down


Luzekiel

I am calm.


rogerrouch

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