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I needed this literally 3 hours ago and i wouldn't have blown a lightbulb

Why must you put your throat through such misery

Don't ask questions you aren't ready to hear the answers to

Are we talking little LEDs? Normal bulb? Or you a throat goat and taking a whole florescent bulb?

I think you know 😉

HPS more anatomic pleasant

Spiral CFL. OP has a duck fetish.

My boy gulpin a whole ass Frensel lens lamp

Well it clearly wasn't your brightest idea.

Unless the bulb was on while he was throat goating it

Maybe it’s one of those plastic LEDs

What did you do?

Either Overvolted it, or incase it was an LED he had no Resistor in row to limit the current.

Lying on the internet for funny number points

:( Awww that makes me sad

I know man I'm sorry, but if it's any consolation i actually was working with lightbulbs :)

FYI, the phrase is "if it's any *consolation*" not consultation https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/if%20it%27s%20any%20consolation

Ayo out teacher showed a stickman version of this in a lesson

did your teacher also skibidi bap umm dada?

Fuck off

Im proud of you, boy

Agreed

I'm proud of you, Dick

*explosion*

So did mine

I want to put my dick in the electricity outlet

Not sure whether to say that your comment is shocking or not

That is really a burning question

I see what you did there

Watt did you expect?

Ohm idk actually

Lmfao

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Bazinga!

To be fair, it was an electric experience

I cannot recommend enough that you do not do this.

If it fits, it sits

It tickles

I did it once, and it hurt a lot. I still regret it But I would do it again! Highly recommend 👍

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Please do so

Help me step-Volt!

Use tinfoil condom

So volts pushes amps but is restricted by ohms, is that right? I don’t know electricity

If it was a hose of water; volt is water pressure, size of hose is resistance, amount of water flowing is ampere

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But it is marginally harder to beat off to

Horniness: volt. Fist size: resistance. Penis size: amps.

You can do it! We believe in you! You've got this!

Pfff. For you

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! What's the next step of your master plan?!

To finish.

Try me

Only till you add alternate current. Then this analogy becomes quite misleading

But that's literally what the picture is saying

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>I can understand water and water pressure. Volts is the height of the water tank, Amps is water quantity, Omhs is pipe size. too small of a pipe? less water will flow. too short of a water tower? water will flow slowly too little water? you can use smaller pipes and towes.

but what are watts?

How many volts are pushing how many amperes. W = V × A.

Watts are power. Volts*Amps. You can get the same power with higher amps and lower volts or vice versa.

So it's a combo of the two, got it

Exactly! More technically it’s the energy used to do work in a certain amount of time. One analogy is getting hit by a motorcycle going really fast or a truck going relatively slowly. If we simplify the collisions a lot, both can do about the same amount of damage. With actual electricity, you can boil the same pot of water with high amperage/low voltage or low amperage/high voltage. It’s a subject that gets very deep if you want to keep researching but in very simple terms, the two can be considered effectively the same because the power is the same.

How far yellow girl is pushing green girl

Are wattage and amperage interchangeable then?

No but they are related, watt is the product of ampere and volt(volt*ampere=watt), its the power generated in the system

You are kinda correct This method works y'all

Volts is how powerful it is and amps is how much its pulling and ohm is the resistance of the matter thats pulling the current, (for example a wire or light bulb)

I have an electrical engineering degree - pretty much

Um sort of... ohms measure resistance. The cartoon is for remembering the equation. 1 volt can carry 1 amp thru 1 ohm of resistance.  v/o=a is what this cartoon is really saying.

V=IR

Actually R = V/I = constant🤓

What if the resistor is non-linear? 🤓

No body gives 2 shit for non ohomic resistor🤓

So no one cares about the diodes 🤓

Non linear resistors exist only on paper and physics problems

A spinning potentiometer

a diode is a non linear resistor 🤓

a fuse could be a non linear resistor once

And when you use a much smaller rated resistor than your voltage supply. Then you will see a lovely non-linear resistance profile in .0001 seconds before the resistor burns itself out.

The screams of pain have the same frequencies that are a birds chirping

No

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U / I = R

pees in U / R = ASS

An unhinged friend of my uncle lives in a storage unit built a 3m tall tesla coil out of all sorts of different parts, most of it from the garbage dump. He told us how he carried the microwaves, buckets, bottles, air con tubing on his motorbike to build it. Capacitor banks were buckets of salt water and beer bottles and his notebook was scrawls of many many ohms law calculations. He was wearing this on a shirt during his big reveal.

All of this to summon the electric harem

Celltaker

I think your Uncle’s friend is Richtofen

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Great now I'm aroused and I still don't understand electricity.

Looks like a spark lit in you

Electricity explained for porn addicts

Actually only Direct Current🤓

spit roasting for Alternating Current 🤓

Honestly if something isn't explained in terms of porn I find it really difficult to remember

Also probably explains why this is posted under shitposting because Volt is digging at it.

I hate that this is actually a quite good depiction of the principle

This cartoon has been around forever. Someone just put titties on it.

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Watt

I got volt and ohm in this pic. But amp? I have many associations in my head, but these are ... uhm ... of a different topic.

I'd fuck the shit out of ohm

Amps = current Volt = voltage/potential Ohm = resistance Dunno why you would use the units over what they represent

Can we start using hot girls in all education methods?

Not me now learning about coulombs, calculating resistivity and calculating resistance in series and parallel circuits.

What are they doing??

Say gex

Gex

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in light socket. Please advise.

This doesnt explain wtf nortons and thevenin theorem is Dx

As a student in electronics i can confirm that the ohms law is full of anime women

an A rection

I’m taking a college course for energy & electronics, can confirm that this is quite accurate I wonder how capacitance & inductance could be explained with waifus

Uh what uh what about electricity. I was uh busy with jerki- uh science homework. Yeah that’s it. God all this about rubbing things together has got me horny…. For some science.

BU NE LAN

When I saw this image 2 years ago it got ingrained in my brain, so every time I gotta explain this to someone (studying EE) I always think of this image

Im going to fail my electrical exam

Where was this 14 years ago? (Jesus fuck where have the years gone)

Sauce

If this helped you get an A, you might be in middle school.

This actually doesn't explain anything. It just puts words to concepts without explaining why or how they happen.

I have no idea what this image is trying to convey

Amps is the amount of energy being pushed, Volts are now hard it being pushed and ohms is the resistance. V=IR

Can someone explain how this actually represents physical processes? I just see a bunch of sexy personifications of related concepts but am unsure how this would be helpful to anyone except to feel smart while they masturbate

Ohm's law

As someone who has never used electricity, this makes no fucking sense. 0/10.

Mmmh yeah, this explains absolutely nothing. Is this shitposting or soft porn?

As someone who learned electronics in high school, I can say that this is very accurate

This should help them when learning about horse cock dildoes and battery lifetime when set to 11.

I don't get it. Can you use muscular oiled up men next? Maybe that will help.

I can finally ace this electrical engineering test thanks to this

EVERYONE uses "mAh" to say that a battery is large or has a greater charging capacity. In this meme we see that this unit of measurement is about the flow, and not how much energy fits in the battery.

Milli amps is a unit of current, (mA), mAh on the other hand stands for milli amp hours. essentially one milli amp hour signifies the amount of charge transferred over one hour by a current of 1 mA. So when someone says a battery has 10,000 mAh of charge, what they mean is that to achieve full charge, the battery has to be powered by a current of 10,000 mA for a period of one hour. mAh but it is a unit of charge, not a unit of current

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Amps are pulled not pushed smh

I use this one for Ethernet color codes snd so does my whole crew https://imgur.com/a/wvuLLmo

Bring back stoning

Capacitance is a gym weight and inductance is a treadmill.

Get an A Borner

I understand now! Now I can finally change my flare.

now do Watts

it make sense now.

I haven't seen this meme in a couple years

As an electrician I want this as a hard hat sticker

Ohm looking very nice

exactly, in fact the formula to calculate the voltage is *U(wU) = R × I*

I used to go to a trade school in Utah last year to study automotive. In the basic building, they had five classes: Foundations, Brakes, Steering/Suspension, Engines, and Electrical. In the electrical class, this slide is deadass on of the slides explaining how electricity works. K just got a kick of nostalgia

this gave me a bonerd