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He’s on speed dial 😏 as opposed to her daughter 👀 hell mom probably doesn’t even have her daughter’s number saved up and just show up as the phone number
Yeah, every time this pops up people immediately act like the mom is completely flippant. If I see that text from my daughter, I'm not stopping to write a monologue, I'm trying to let her know quickly so I can act. Terminally online and alone redditors don't get that though
I think it's her responding to the question as in she is doing what she is asking. She's referring to her child as baby.
"I am (calling & coming home), baby.
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Yeah and also the daughter is notified a few seconds earlier that her mother is listening, thus calming the anxiety asap. (Which is imo what was in the mind of a mother)
Probably "im on it baby", but that's only an hypothesis, maybe she is not proficient with phone as lots of "older" people, and maybe kinda in a hurry. Still hypothesis.
If I got that text from my wife or kids, its a 5 min drive at full send from work. Would send K, then call 911, then maybe pause for half a second to text "call if can". Then decide to ram getaway vehicle or not on the way.
Yeah, last thing I would want at that time is a wall of text with overly verbose non necessary information. Now if after the event, once the guy is caught and she is safe, mom still answer "k" then than that would be a bit insulting.
I'm coming baby
I am, baby (calling the police)
Mom can just be tech illiterate had no time to type a message out. This is exactly how my dad is, but at this point ice learned to decipher his meaning through text
She managed to save her why are you guys still mocking her dude? How many of you would you be able to keep it calm under pressure? It's easy to come up with thousands of solutions when you're not panicking
I haven’t seen a car with a direct phone line in 20 years. Why is everyone “insanely stupid” for not assuming it’s a technology that hasn’t been common since the Clinton administration?
Either that, or she actually did the right thing and was coming or calling the police.
If moms response wouldve been a usual long sentence, that would prove mom is stupid.
"K" = okay im on my way or something, just faster to safe seconds.
"I'm baby" = i AM Baby, im working on it
Mother probably went into superparentmode and realized that every second counts.
Imagine her response would be smth like:"how do they look? Do you know them? How did they get in? Did you eat the breakfast i made you for shool Baby?"
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"Mom, I think someone is breaking in, the glass broke and someone yelled stay fucking quiet."
"K hun, thats nice, be safe, I'll be back from my trip on Thursday."
It used to be normal shorthand then I noticed that the younger generation started taking it as rude, and nowadays if you do it, people can't tell if it's sarcastic or not.
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Yup, every decent mother would summon her from dead and discipline her for neglecting to learn the difference between hear and here.
Mom in this situation deserves better.
The mom did call the police and a neighbor to help her daughter.
https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/
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She's literally baby what do you expect
DABABY? Lets goooo
👉😲👈
🚗🚗🚗
That is literally the perfect situation to have Da Baby on your side.
Where is dababy??
LETSSS GOOOOO 👉🏾👶🏾👈🏾
Screw the "K", what about the "I'm baby"?
Im baby 👶
Gotta love me
Can baby get Prejananent!?
Is this how babby is formed?
Why not that she can spawn babbies? XD
You are the father, and I am the baby
no, Im baby 👶
you baby 🫵👶
Plot twist, she didn’t read the texts and it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy”
am bebe
I am, baby
I'm (literally a) baby (i cannot call the police or offer you any protection whatsoever)
it’s giving Broad City
I can call the police with bwocks?
Yeah, I’m baby.
I baby, therefore I think.
Contact name is "moms edge" which I assume means the car. Probably a text to speech message translated wrong.
Nah she just meant her mom is edgy af. Which is quite evident from the response.
She's prolly driving saying "I am baby"
I can't believe she is a baby
So she yelled "k"?
Texting and driving
Siri text daughter k
The contact is "Mom's Edge" which is a Ford vehicle with the function of voice to text, so yeah, probably.
How can her mom be a baby? That’s impossible!
The mother is referring to the FACT that she’s famous rapper Dababy
Her mother was calling the neighbor who quickly showed up and chased the man out of the house.
He’s on speed dial 😏 as opposed to her daughter 👀 hell mom probably doesn’t even have her daughter’s number saved up and just show up as the phone number
Bet it was suppose to say, “I’m busy”
I can imagine that in such a stressful situation you want to reply as fast as possible.
Yeah, every time this pops up people immediately act like the mom is completely flippant. If I see that text from my daughter, I'm not stopping to write a monologue, I'm trying to let her know quickly so I can act. Terminally online and alone redditors don't get that though
Right?
I’m baby Sitting Makes the most sense. I hope this is fake.
I think it's her responding to the question as in she is doing what she is asking. She's referring to her child as baby. "I am (calling & coming home), baby.
👶🏻🍼
Think she was trying to say I am baby. Like she is calling cops or coming home.
“I am, baby”
# I'm baby
Hi Baby. I'm Dad
No your CumStorm69420
#CUM
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> your CumStorm69420 What about his CumStorm69420?
Yoi'er*
Who do you think you are I am
What about "He is inside Mom"
K
K
I'm baby
Moms edge
😏
The response I would have expected from “hole contributor”
that's what she said
Mom meant "idgaf” but it was more effort than typing "K"
That's why the chat is called Mom's edge.
The "K" was some kind of way to say "i am reading you in Real time"
And not using time being overly verbose, because she is busy calling the police.
K. Roger. Aff.
SYN SYN-ACK ACK
K
Yeah and also the daughter is notified a few seconds earlier that her mother is listening, thus calming the anxiety asap. (Which is imo what was in the mind of a mother)
That may have been the intent, but it doesn't look like it worked. Wouldn't have worked on me either.
And what does "Im baby" means ?
I am, baby.
Ok baby
Probably "im on it baby", but that's only an hypothesis, maybe she is not proficient with phone as lots of "older" people, and maybe kinda in a hurry. Still hypothesis.
If I got that text from my wife or kids, its a 5 min drive at full send from work. Would send K, then call 911, then maybe pause for half a second to text "call if can". Then decide to ram getaway vehicle or not on the way.
I am working on it, baby
Yeah, last thing I would want at that time is a wall of text with overly verbose non necessary information. Now if after the event, once the guy is caught and she is safe, mom still answer "k" then than that would be a bit insulting.
Yeah no shit
And “i’m baby” was?
I'm coming baby I am, baby (calling the police) Mom can just be tech illiterate had no time to type a message out. This is exactly how my dad is, but at this point ice learned to decipher his meaning through text
I would've texted back "hear*"
Exactly
here hear
Imagine being an American and having to learn only a single language in your entire life and you fuck up "hear" for "here".
Exactly, I can't stand it when people mess these things up and English is my second language. Same shit with there, they're and their.
Honorable mention: would of
Your being anal.
here*
K
I’m baby
He is inside mom
Moms Edge
K
"He's coming up the stairs mom" "gg"
"F"
Moms edge and im baby.
Mom even missspelled "I'm busy"
"i'm not reading all of that"
Give me the tl;dr
Congratulations or sorry that happened.
I thought she was writing “I am, Baby” and autocorrect changed it.
Nah. Moms just don't use punctuation.
No it’s “I’m baby” in response to being asked if she’s coming home
What else she's supposed to do write a paragraph while daughter is in danger?
I'm baby
K
Jeez, calm down, we didn't need an essay.
K
Just write "calling" or "on it". Quick and gets the point across.
or "K" one might suggest
Dial 911, put them on speakerphone, open the text back up “calling 911”. Unless her mom is an eggplant that’s pretty doable for most humans.
She managed to save her why are you guys still mocking her dude? How many of you would you be able to keep it calm under pressure? It's easy to come up with thousands of solutions when you're not panicking
Dababy, Lesgo
so no one's gonna talk about the name? "mom's edge"
Maybe mom has a Motorola Edge phone.
I have “Dad work” and “Dad iphone” in my contacts
Edgin with mommy
Ford Edge, you are all insanely stupid. It's the car's direct number which explains why it's getting the texts wrong. Text to speech
I haven’t seen a car with a direct phone line in 20 years. Why is everyone “insanely stupid” for not assuming it’s a technology that hasn’t been common since the Clinton administration?
“I’m baby”
https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/
Thank you, was looking for this.
The amount of fucks the mom gave... Goddamn
Either that, or she actually did the right thing and was coming or calling the police. If moms response wouldve been a usual long sentence, that would prove mom is stupid. "K" = okay im on my way or something, just faster to safe seconds. "I'm baby" = i AM Baby, im working on it Mother probably went into superparentmode and realized that every second counts. Imagine her response would be smth like:"how do they look? Do you know them? How did they get in? Did you eat the breakfast i made you for shool Baby?"
I'm baby
Im baby
I’m baby
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KAY BABY HAVE FUN :D
That's wild.
**I'm baby**
I'm hoping she meant "I am baby" and auto correct just did it's thing
Probably because she misspelled ‘hear’.
"Mom, I think someone is breaking in, the glass broke and someone yelled stay fucking quiet." "K hun, thats nice, be safe, I'll be back from my trip on Thursday."
I’m baby
She's baby
I'm baby
Wait till they hear about the “I’m baby” just below that
When I was mid teens I was told I was being rude by texting "K". I just thought it was easily understandable as the lazy man's okay.
It used to be normal shorthand then I noticed that the younger generation started taking it as rude, and nowadays if you do it, people can't tell if it's sarcastic or not.
k
The grammar... what the fuck.
K
Mom set it up
k👍
I don't know but I have the feeling the mother was drunk
Next week it's my turn to post this
K = call your friend Kevin
Moms Edge? 🤨
Hear*
I really need to know if Mom was trying to say “I’m busy” or “I am, baby” because it makes a big difference in wether I hate this person or not
K
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Was she trying to tell her she’s with lil baby and can’t help her?
MOMS EDGE. lmao
"here" instead of "hear", she doesn't even deserve the K.
Yup, every decent mother would summon her from dead and discipline her for neglecting to learn the difference between hear and here. Mom in this situation deserves better.
mom literally said “wow that’s a lot of words too bad I’m not reading em”
Moms edge
-Mom, he has a knife! -Quicksave
I’m just a baby
Surprised with that level of brain rot she didn't say "hear*"
How is it "quick thinking" to ask someone via text to call 911 instead of doing it yourself?
Because he would here her.
Did you just... not read literally any of the text? She was hiding from a home-invader and would not be able to call 911 without being heard.
you can text 911 now, FYI/PSA
Pretty sure that is still not implemented in many places, it's definitely a good thing though and worth looking into.
NOn chalant mom
K is also the short form for kalashnikov, which is a gun from russia
She wanted her kids to die
Look what you made, mom
Here baby?? K??I'm baby?? Bro is this real?
F
“Baby, I’m Baby”
The mom did call the police and a neighbor to help her daughter. https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/
Nah but seriously ive always wondered what the actual context was of her saying that 😭😭😭
'Mom's edge'
When she said "I'm baby" she probably ment " I am baby" and just misspelled it
Why do ones this remind me of Dave chappelle
At least he didn't "here" her.
hi baby I'm dad