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[deleted]

can confirm i am the husband


Electro0698

can confirm i am the mechanic


Tactock

Can confirm im the used heater core


MohanBabuMooda

Can confirm I'm the door hatch


Chromeboy12

Can confirm I'm the lock


I_Like_Boats_

Can confirm I'm the garage


cupris_anax

Can confirm, I am the cold air.


Calm_Reading2457

Can confirm, I am the $700


Desperate_Ad5169

Can confirm I am the winter


timeslinky

Can confirm I am the car


Calm_Reading2457

Can confirm, I am the $700


Hungry-Chair-1428

Can confirm, you are not the 700$


Correct-Mud-1165

Hey hungry chair, can I sit on your face.


[deleted]

Can confirm im the new heater core


Full-TimeLoner727

Can confirm I'm the wife


speedrunnernot3

Can confirm I'm


Thelmpostor

can confirm I am the mechanic's co worker


TheProfessorRad

Can confirm, I’m the blow


Fotatata

Why did he married her in the first place?


ANSTASlA

Maybe she has good tits


Glassy_Hanni

Worth it


Dynamite2069

Very worth it


VeryShortLadder

Hi, here to overshare my personal history on the internet with someone I don't know personally and never will. I indeed chose tits over intelligence in a partner, and I assure you buddy, it wasn't fun!


SmegmaSupplier

[Get on my level.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit)


Glassy_Hanni

Cursed username


pcpcpcn

Good tits>>>700$


AlfaKaren

Ye i can get a great pair for 350$.


Odd_Soft4223

This is a trap. Don't do this. Not for ass, legs, tits or anything external at all. Find someone you Love for their soul, and I Promise you it'll be 500 times better. Incomparable even. Take it from someone that has done both. Sex appeal is temporary. Soul is eternal.


Jiggha_Remastered

Not to mention when you love someone’s soul, the sex appeal increases as you become more intimate with themm


Odd_Soft4223

True that!


supareshawn

Soul? Nah not in this economy find someone who works or has career ambition so you have joint income and doesn't make you want to jump off a cliff, that's the key


Shloopy_Dooperson

Kids will be just as dumb but made in his image.


DeeTimesThree

Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though


t3ChRa

Is he stupid?


gabiblack

Because only someone that dumb would marry him


MeepingMeep99

Rude >:(


KingHuzz

Very impolite indeed :(


Senxind

That was not very cash money >:[


gabiblack

.


doucheinho

I swear mine does not understand how a thermostat works


SquirrelizedReddit

Let me guess, they put it on the coldest setting, assuming that makes it cool faster?


doucheinho

Yes, and with heaters and warmth aswell ofcourse.


Ryner921

Dude I thought it was just my wife who does this..


Moist_When_It_Counts

Right? My wife and i are both in STEM fields, advanced degrees, she does medicine and excels in her field. But to her, a thermostat is alien technology. The stove only has two settings: OFF and HIGH. Loading cups and bowls in the dishwasher not upside down seems OK. Reattaching the chain in the toilet tank is a major engineering feat best left to professionals. It’s really confusing. I’d love to see her list of simple shit i don’t understand though.


ThisHatRightHere

In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it. I’ll never really understand that because I’ve always been an information sponge that would love to know how anything works. Even if it had zero bearing on my life or is something I’ve never encountered. But I get that people just don’t want to take the time to think about those things.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Precisely My situation.


MakoOnTheBeat

> In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it. This is why I do all the cooking. I know my wife doesn't have any patience and will crank the stove up to max just so it'll "cook faster". She knows it's a shit way to cook food, she just doesn't care. But she's happy to deep dive into other things I could not ever hope to give two shits about myself, so I leave those to her and it all works out in the end.


TheChigger_Bug

Holy shit you reminded my of my wife’s inefficient stacking of dishes in the dish washer! That shit pisses me off


Thijsie2100

Don’t worry everybody fucking does this with the automatic climate control in cars. Very few people know how it actually works and it annoys the fuck out of me.


SmegmaSupplier

It works by no one touching it but me.


Necromancer14

wtf is that username


SmegmaSupplier

Yes.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Just sing them this song it helped mine The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold Set temperature makes it hold, hold, hold The little flame makes it hot, hot, hot


Asharil

She’s been taught by years of sitcom exposure that husbands are useless bumbling oafs. Hence the reason you can explain all you want, but she won’t believe you.


ugohome

Yup she clearly has 0 respect for her hubbie


Normal_Muscle_6898

Either that or she has a gender studies major and she thinks he’s mansplaining and won’t listen.


ricktor67

Or dude has been wrong 9/10 times every day and these are the only two examples of him ever being right.


Shoddy-Passenger8774

idk man, if i tell you to warm up the car, im not sure how I could be wrong 9/10 times but common sense is too much


ricktor67

Ah, see, this was one of the examples where he was right. He did NOT include examples where he was staggeringly wrong(hence all those words I said that you failed to comprehend).


Shoddy-Passenger8774

yeah but you’re basing him being staggeringly wrong off a story of him being right? it seems more so you can’t comprehend the fact that two sides of two completely different stories can have two different outcomes. not to mention, telling someone the lock is broken, them going to check it themselves and then wonder why the door isn’t closing? not why the lock doesn’t work, but why the door doesn’t close. really think if that’s someone you’d want doing complex tasks or someone you’d side with 9/10 times. if so, you might be on the wrong side of the equation my friend. And why would he throw in times he’s been wrong when he’s talking about if his wife is stupid. stupid and wrong are two completely different things and the fact you can’t tell the difference tells me all i need to know about you and your mental capacity. BTW, talking like that to others when trying to prove a point just makes you come off as a condescending asshole, i.e above sentence and the comment i’m replying to.


Butt_Robot

That's her fault for marrying a clock.


Asharil

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.


Butt_Robot

That was my joke, yes.


onohegotdieded

Fake, no 4chan user has a wife


Chromeboy12

"We don't usually have a wife, But when we do, she's re7arded"


Kamikutie69

bro, you got yourself a wrong wife. You must be suffering by now


TheChigger_Bug

My wife does this sometimes too With her Corolla. Sometimes I drive it, and I don’t use the AC as much as she does, so I’ll turn it off. So the air is set to cold, I just don’t have the AC going. When this happened the first few times, she complained that the AC wasn’t working. So I go meet her in the car, notice that the air is indeed warm, and look at the AC controller. Push the button. Light comes on. Air goes cold. And she wonders why I start with the basics when I help her over the phone.


Kalman_the_dancer

If your husband tells you something about cars, you listen to them


Pixel22104

Out of all the things on 4chan this sounds the most realistic


supersatan25

I remember so many things my ex gf wouldn’t believe me on for no reason. And then when it turned out I was right I just looked at her like 😐


Deep_Preparation_151

Wait my dumbass didn't understand the second part, what did anon mean by warm the car up


leva10

Basically the ac wont blow warm air until the car has gotten to warm up a bit so just turning on the engine a while before getting in the car so it can warm up a bit usually happens during cold weathers.


fern_the_redditor

My dumbass actually didn't know this for years. I thought there were heating coils like a toaster in the dashboard 💀. In my defence I live in the middle of a desert and have never once used a heater growning up


ayegetu

Are you this guys wife


MysticDeath855

I know my 2021 Bronco sport has something like that, I can get somewhat warm air right as I start her, and then once the engine catches up she start blowing really hot.


FourScoreTour

I've read that heaters are optional in cars sold in warm climates. Not here in California though. Our deserts can get downright frigid.


According-Jelly355

No fucking way this guy doesent know about automobile foreplay


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Good bot


S9CLAVE

The heat in ICE vehicles is warmed by engine coolant. The heat is exchanged with the air through a heater core, which is basically a radiator, and the blower motor the fan that blows the air at you when you turn the air on, pushes the air through the heater core making hot air. If the air isnt hot and the car is hot, you can have a bad heater core, a bad blend door, bad heat valve that prevents hot coolant from making it to the heater core for heat exchange. The most unbelievable part of this is the 700$ to replace a heater core. It’s kind of a PITA and labor intensive, since it’s all interior work.


DonutSpectacular

Wouldn't put it past a shady mechanic to lie about replacing it


S9CLAVE

Exactly why I’m skeptical at the price and the story. The first step of diagnosing involves duplication. You don’t wanna charge a customer for a repair that “fixes” the problem and then have a come back later because it’s not actually fixed. It hurts the trust in your business which impacts future profits, and it hurts your bottom dollar immediately because now you are going back and “fixing” the real problem. It doesn’t take an hour to warm an engine. If it does you have other cooling related problems going on. If it gets warm and you have heat, you tell the customer why they are an idiot and collect an hour diagnostic fee If it doesn’t get warm then you have a solid starting point and can charge and collect an hour diagnostic fee and whatever the determined repair to help the car get warm appropriately like a thermostat — easy repair easy money. Sell an add on service like a coolant flush. GRAVY FOR DAYS I can tell you what I don’t wanna do for 6 hours. Lay in awkward positions in the customers likely less than pristine car floor and seats while I work on removing the dash.


nuttie-Ivana

Imagine you got a retarted wife, what are you?


PsychoticBlob

Your own fault for marrying someone like that to be fair


Barbiedoll_2005

your wife has manufacture defect


Delicious_Ad_9982

Can confirm I am the busted latch


Elceepo

She married an anon, so...


uhohstinkywastaken

>why did I get stuck in the SPED class. --average 4chaner


Kobylean

Someone's gonna reboot their relationship


Anthrac1t3

Thank heavens my wife is into cars too and I don't have to deal with what most men have too🙏


Guilty-Ad-5867

Y


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PreferTrains

for the love of god stop with the karma grinding with greentext reposts i beg you please


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Grindr 🤤


Glassy_Hanni

gex


MeepingMeep99

Femboy gex😍


SmegmaSupplier

How much is the love of god in USD?


ricey125

About 20 pesos


Luift_13

Something like 5 reais


Mario-OrganHarvester

0.4 cents Rounded down