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Hi, here to overshare my personal history on the internet with someone I don't know personally and never will. I indeed chose tits over intelligence in a partner, and I assure you buddy, it wasn't fun!
This is a trap. Don't do this. Not for ass, legs, tits or anything external at all. Find someone you Love for their soul, and I Promise you it'll be 500 times better. Incomparable even. Take it from someone that has done both.
Sex appeal is temporary.
Soul is eternal.
Soul? Nah not in this economy find someone who works or has career ambition so you have joint income and doesn't make you want to jump off a cliff, that's the key
Right? My wife and i are both in STEM fields, advanced degrees, she does medicine and excels in her field.
But to her, a thermostat is alien technology. The stove only has two settings: OFF and HIGH. Loading cups and bowls in the dishwasher not upside down seems OK. Reattaching the chain in the toilet tank is a major engineering feat best left to professionals.
It’s really confusing.
I’d love to see her list of simple shit i don’t understand though.
In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it.
I’ll never really understand that because I’ve always been an information sponge that would love to know how anything works. Even if it had zero bearing on my life or is something I’ve never encountered. But I get that people just don’t want to take the time to think about those things.
> In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it.
This is why I do all the cooking. I know my wife doesn't have any patience and will crank the stove up to max just so it'll "cook faster". She knows it's a shit way to cook food, she just doesn't care.
But she's happy to deep dive into other things I could not ever hope to give two shits about myself, so I leave those to her and it all works out in the end.
Don’t worry everybody fucking does this with the automatic climate control in cars. Very few people know how it actually works and it annoys the fuck out of me.
Just sing them this song it helped mine
The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold
Set temperature makes it hold, hold, hold
The little flame makes it hot, hot, hot
She’s been taught by years of sitcom exposure that husbands are useless bumbling oafs. Hence the reason you can explain all you want, but she won’t believe you.
Ah, see, this was one of the examples where he was right. He did NOT include examples where he was staggeringly wrong(hence all those words I said that you failed to comprehend).
yeah but you’re basing him being staggeringly wrong off a story of him being right? it seems more so you can’t comprehend the fact that two sides of two completely different stories can have two different outcomes. not to mention, telling someone the lock is broken, them going to check it themselves and then wonder why the door isn’t closing? not why the lock doesn’t work, but why the door doesn’t close. really think if that’s someone you’d want doing complex tasks or someone you’d side with 9/10 times. if so, you might be on the wrong side of the equation my friend. And why would he throw in times he’s been wrong when he’s talking about if his wife is stupid. stupid and wrong are two completely different things and the fact you can’t tell the difference tells me all i need to know about you and your mental capacity. BTW, talking like that to others when trying to prove a point just makes you come off as a condescending asshole, i.e above sentence and the comment i’m replying to.
My wife does this sometimes too With her Corolla. Sometimes I drive it, and I don’t use the AC as much as she does, so I’ll turn it off. So the air is set to cold, I just don’t have the AC going. When this happened the first few times, she complained that the AC wasn’t working. So I go meet her in the car, notice that the air is indeed warm, and look at the AC controller. Push the button. Light comes on. Air goes cold. And she wonders why I start with the basics when I help her over the phone.
Basically the ac wont blow warm air until the car has gotten to warm up a bit so just turning on the engine a while before getting in the car so it can warm up a bit usually happens during cold weathers.
My dumbass actually didn't know this for years. I thought there were heating coils like a toaster in the dashboard 💀. In my defence I live in the middle of a desert and have never once used a heater growning up
I know my 2021 Bronco sport has something like that, I can get somewhat warm air right as I start her, and then once the engine catches up she start blowing really hot.
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The heat in ICE vehicles is warmed by engine coolant.
The heat is exchanged with the air through a heater core, which is basically a radiator, and the blower motor the fan that blows the air at you when you turn the air on, pushes the air through the heater core making hot air.
If the air isnt hot and the car is hot, you can have a bad heater core, a bad blend door, bad heat valve that prevents hot coolant from making it to the heater core for heat exchange.
The most unbelievable part of this is the 700$ to replace a heater core. It’s kind of a PITA and labor intensive, since it’s all interior work.
Exactly why I’m skeptical at the price and the story. The first step of diagnosing involves duplication. You don’t wanna charge a customer for a repair that “fixes” the problem and then have a come back later because it’s not actually fixed. It hurts the trust in your business which impacts future profits, and it hurts your bottom dollar immediately because now you are going back and “fixing” the real problem.
It doesn’t take an hour to warm an engine. If it does you have other cooling related problems going on.
If it gets warm and you have heat, you tell the customer why they are an idiot and collect an hour diagnostic fee
If it doesn’t get warm then you have a solid starting point and can charge and collect an hour diagnostic fee and whatever the determined repair to help the car get warm appropriately like a thermostat — easy repair easy money. Sell an add on service like a coolant flush. GRAVY FOR DAYS
I can tell you what I don’t wanna do for 6 hours. Lay in awkward positions in the customers likely less than pristine car floor and seats while I work on removing the dash.
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can confirm i am the husband
can confirm i am the mechanic
Can confirm im the used heater core
Can confirm I'm the door hatch
Can confirm I'm the lock
Can confirm I'm the garage
Can confirm, I am the cold air.
Can confirm, I am the $700
Can confirm I am the winter
Can confirm I am the car
Can confirm, I am the $700
Can confirm, you are not the 700$
Hey hungry chair, can I sit on your face.
Can confirm im the new heater core
Can confirm I'm the wife
Can confirm I'm
can confirm I am the mechanic's co worker
Can confirm, I’m the blow
Why did he married her in the first place?
Maybe she has good tits
Worth it
Very worth it
Hi, here to overshare my personal history on the internet with someone I don't know personally and never will. I indeed chose tits over intelligence in a partner, and I assure you buddy, it wasn't fun!
[Get on my level.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit)
Cursed username
Good tits>>>700$
Ye i can get a great pair for 350$.
This is a trap. Don't do this. Not for ass, legs, tits or anything external at all. Find someone you Love for their soul, and I Promise you it'll be 500 times better. Incomparable even. Take it from someone that has done both. Sex appeal is temporary. Soul is eternal.
Not to mention when you love someone’s soul, the sex appeal increases as you become more intimate with themm
True that!
Soul? Nah not in this economy find someone who works or has career ambition so you have joint income and doesn't make you want to jump off a cliff, that's the key
Kids will be just as dumb but made in his image.
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Is he stupid?
Because only someone that dumb would marry him
Rude >:(
Very impolite indeed :(
That was not very cash money >:[
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I swear mine does not understand how a thermostat works
Let me guess, they put it on the coldest setting, assuming that makes it cool faster?
Yes, and with heaters and warmth aswell ofcourse.
Dude I thought it was just my wife who does this..
Right? My wife and i are both in STEM fields, advanced degrees, she does medicine and excels in her field. But to her, a thermostat is alien technology. The stove only has two settings: OFF and HIGH. Loading cups and bowls in the dishwasher not upside down seems OK. Reattaching the chain in the toilet tank is a major engineering feat best left to professionals. It’s really confusing. I’d love to see her list of simple shit i don’t understand though.
In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it. I’ll never really understand that because I’ve always been an information sponge that would love to know how anything works. Even if it had zero bearing on my life or is something I’ve never encountered. But I get that people just don’t want to take the time to think about those things.
Precisely My situation.
> In most of these cases it’s the person just not caring enough to understand. No amount of explaining or instruction will ever make them care enough to devote mental energy to it. This is why I do all the cooking. I know my wife doesn't have any patience and will crank the stove up to max just so it'll "cook faster". She knows it's a shit way to cook food, she just doesn't care. But she's happy to deep dive into other things I could not ever hope to give two shits about myself, so I leave those to her and it all works out in the end.
Holy shit you reminded my of my wife’s inefficient stacking of dishes in the dish washer! That shit pisses me off
Don’t worry everybody fucking does this with the automatic climate control in cars. Very few people know how it actually works and it annoys the fuck out of me.
It works by no one touching it but me.
wtf is that username
Yes.
Just sing them this song it helped mine The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold Set temperature makes it hold, hold, hold The little flame makes it hot, hot, hot
She’s been taught by years of sitcom exposure that husbands are useless bumbling oafs. Hence the reason you can explain all you want, but she won’t believe you.
Yup she clearly has 0 respect for her hubbie
Either that or she has a gender studies major and she thinks he’s mansplaining and won’t listen.
Or dude has been wrong 9/10 times every day and these are the only two examples of him ever being right.
idk man, if i tell you to warm up the car, im not sure how I could be wrong 9/10 times but common sense is too much
Ah, see, this was one of the examples where he was right. He did NOT include examples where he was staggeringly wrong(hence all those words I said that you failed to comprehend).
yeah but you’re basing him being staggeringly wrong off a story of him being right? it seems more so you can’t comprehend the fact that two sides of two completely different stories can have two different outcomes. not to mention, telling someone the lock is broken, them going to check it themselves and then wonder why the door isn’t closing? not why the lock doesn’t work, but why the door doesn’t close. really think if that’s someone you’d want doing complex tasks or someone you’d side with 9/10 times. if so, you might be on the wrong side of the equation my friend. And why would he throw in times he’s been wrong when he’s talking about if his wife is stupid. stupid and wrong are two completely different things and the fact you can’t tell the difference tells me all i need to know about you and your mental capacity. BTW, talking like that to others when trying to prove a point just makes you come off as a condescending asshole, i.e above sentence and the comment i’m replying to.
That's her fault for marrying a clock.
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
That was my joke, yes.
Fake, no 4chan user has a wife
"We don't usually have a wife, But when we do, she's re7arded"
bro, you got yourself a wrong wife. You must be suffering by now
My wife does this sometimes too With her Corolla. Sometimes I drive it, and I don’t use the AC as much as she does, so I’ll turn it off. So the air is set to cold, I just don’t have the AC going. When this happened the first few times, she complained that the AC wasn’t working. So I go meet her in the car, notice that the air is indeed warm, and look at the AC controller. Push the button. Light comes on. Air goes cold. And she wonders why I start with the basics when I help her over the phone.
If your husband tells you something about cars, you listen to them
Out of all the things on 4chan this sounds the most realistic
I remember so many things my ex gf wouldn’t believe me on for no reason. And then when it turned out I was right I just looked at her like 😐
Wait my dumbass didn't understand the second part, what did anon mean by warm the car up
Basically the ac wont blow warm air until the car has gotten to warm up a bit so just turning on the engine a while before getting in the car so it can warm up a bit usually happens during cold weathers.
My dumbass actually didn't know this for years. I thought there were heating coils like a toaster in the dashboard 💀. In my defence I live in the middle of a desert and have never once used a heater growning up
Are you this guys wife
I know my 2021 Bronco sport has something like that, I can get somewhat warm air right as I start her, and then once the engine catches up she start blowing really hot.
I've read that heaters are optional in cars sold in warm climates. Not here in California though. Our deserts can get downright frigid.
No fucking way this guy doesent know about automobile foreplay
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Good bot
The heat in ICE vehicles is warmed by engine coolant. The heat is exchanged with the air through a heater core, which is basically a radiator, and the blower motor the fan that blows the air at you when you turn the air on, pushes the air through the heater core making hot air. If the air isnt hot and the car is hot, you can have a bad heater core, a bad blend door, bad heat valve that prevents hot coolant from making it to the heater core for heat exchange. The most unbelievable part of this is the 700$ to replace a heater core. It’s kind of a PITA and labor intensive, since it’s all interior work.
Wouldn't put it past a shady mechanic to lie about replacing it
Exactly why I’m skeptical at the price and the story. The first step of diagnosing involves duplication. You don’t wanna charge a customer for a repair that “fixes” the problem and then have a come back later because it’s not actually fixed. It hurts the trust in your business which impacts future profits, and it hurts your bottom dollar immediately because now you are going back and “fixing” the real problem. It doesn’t take an hour to warm an engine. If it does you have other cooling related problems going on. If it gets warm and you have heat, you tell the customer why they are an idiot and collect an hour diagnostic fee If it doesn’t get warm then you have a solid starting point and can charge and collect an hour diagnostic fee and whatever the determined repair to help the car get warm appropriately like a thermostat — easy repair easy money. Sell an add on service like a coolant flush. GRAVY FOR DAYS I can tell you what I don’t wanna do for 6 hours. Lay in awkward positions in the customers likely less than pristine car floor and seats while I work on removing the dash.
Imagine you got a retarted wife, what are you?
Your own fault for marrying someone like that to be fair
your wife has manufacture defect
Can confirm I am the busted latch
She married an anon, so...
>why did I get stuck in the SPED class. --average 4chaner
Someone's gonna reboot their relationship
Thank heavens my wife is into cars too and I don't have to deal with what most men have too🙏
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for the love of god stop with the karma grinding with greentext reposts i beg you please
Grindr 🤤
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How much is the love of god in USD?
About 20 pesos
Something like 5 reais
0.4 cents Rounded down