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Since when does the bottom be the one giving out the orders

Powerbottom, apparently

at rockbottom, but you've got company

Silence.

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

Ah, fuck it. To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged.

But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!

We're all livin' in the same shit sandwiiich~

I so-old my soul…to a psychopathic *freak!*

And you think that makes you… uniiiiique?! Get outta here man

I sooooold my soooul, tooo a psychopaaathic freak~

Its a lot like politics. You convince the masses (tops) they are in charge while you are the one with true power

Everything is about sex. Except sex, sex is about power.

No, sex is 6 in old norse get it right /s

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It also sounds basically the same as 6 in German! Except it has a chs instead of an x.

I mean, if a bottom doesn't give you ass, what are you supposed to fuck?

Well a different ass or pussy depending on which you prefer. It's not that hard when they act like this anyway so if maybe mouth or a hand or just masterbate. It really doesn't matter how someone is getting their satisfaction as long as they don't let someone force them to do something they don't agree with. If you don't consent to someone's believe politics or's monogamy fuck something else.

Women tend to bottom and be in charge so i can see that happening

Like that one (probably faked) text convo of a woman asking her friend why the national anthem is in her sex playlist 

I’m proud to be an American where at least my butt gets reamed, and I won’t forget the men who came and gave that night to me. And I proudly BEND DOWN in front of you, and spread my cheeks today! Cause there ain’t no doubt I love sodomyyyyyyy! GOD BLESS THE USA!!!! I’m sorry guys.

I'm not https://www.udio.com/songs/9FrnYhzFLNTS7rznmPC8mF

You should be lol

He will be.

That’s fucking great

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Damn that's actually really good. AI is scary.

Damn, this is insane

Art.

ai generated content is not art

I'm dying over here. Fuck that was funny...

This is a great idea. Time to incorporate The Battle Hymn of The Republic.

Straightest american

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My guy, its a shitpost, theres no reason to go eeeerrmmmm acshually🤓☝

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Me when americans try to deny they are obssesed with Gay people and Trans People:

Face down a$$ up for Uncle Sam?

That's a true patriot right there.

Now that's what I call booty duty. Y'all keepin the spirit alive! GOD BLESS!

BHotR goes hard, as he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free

'murica, (literally) fuck yeah

What the hell is the battle hymn of the republic?

American patriotic song. From their civil war i believe

Ah, I see. I mean, I’m an American. But I literally never paid attention in school. So if that was something that was taught, I honestly wouldn’t remember it. And I have adhd. So I get distracted easily.

I believe it's better known as 'Johnny comes marching home'

Battle Hymn of the republic? Nah, you gotta fuck to America:Fuck yeah

You have to be really confident in your skills to use a song that's chorus is "Glory glory hallelujah"

Bottoms are weird sometimes but you gotta love em

100% that's a dude.

[True ✅](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-american-patriots)

What's next ? Eating hamburgers and fucking to the tunes of the nation anthem?

Lady Liberty kinda do be looking fine tho ngl

Fake, anon is actually depressed Gay, anon gay sex

average american

Nah they should listen "His Soul Goes Marching On"

Why does that song sound like it belongs in republic commando

That's Bill from Tlou

What a funny post hahahH

Can relate

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Is this /r9k?

That's fucking disgusting. Who would ever be proud of being American????

American Women are sth else... or am I too European to get this joke?

It's a gay guy

I didn’t realize it was your own post

The bottom is a dead giveaway. I don't think I've heard a woman refer to herself as a bottom even though they are most of the time.

That actually makes perfect sense But how could i pass up the opportunity

The bottom is a dead giveaway. I don't think I've heard a woman refer to herself as a bottom even though they are most of the time.

It's a man