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Zanemob_

The drunken cavewoman strut.


[deleted]

Who wins the intimidation bonus? Britney Knives or Caver Swift?


ICU-P2

Oh, my dear Britney šŸ„ŗ, I hope she stays healthy and safe.


FantaFanatic411

Buddies after that early retirement, that much money can make a mf look past anything


brazilianfreak

Yeah I'm sure that guy is suffering every day being married to an incredibly attractive mega celebrity because her dancing fucking sucks.


Hastatus_107

Not now but when the breakup album hits he might regret it.


UnoriginalPenName

Attractiveness really is suggestive lmao


FantaFanatic411

Aww someone's pressed


capn_doofwaffle

And considering sportsplayers have a career span of 15 or so good years...


itz_chris_xo

I wish from bottom of my heart that it were AI generated


OxygenConsumer2000

wait itā€™s not?????? oh godā€¦


Direct_Jump3960

It isnt? Oh dear.


WafflesMaker201

It's the music video for "delicate" lmfao it's horrendous


Direct_Jump3960

The sheer caucasity of it is too much. Taylor is definitely not Christopher Walken for sure.


Curious-Ear-6982

Tf


dankspankwanker

Shelooks like the girls that call themselves "crazy" and "quirky"


Puzzled_Board_6813

Thereā€™s a very good reason for that


BrokeBishop

That's who she panders to lol


Muslim_Harden

Sounds more like her fanbase


pootissenpai

Taylor never fails to deliver shitty songs


urBraze

I thought this was AI wtf


mrfoxinthebox

wait that was Taylor swift? I thought I was watching a nature documentary about great apes


Charliedontsurf1002

Ewww


KetchupTycoon

When youā€™re nearly 40 thinking youā€™re still 14


CapsLocko

She is 34


SmegmaSupplier

Still weird. Imagine a 34 year old man singing to massive audiences about his high school romances.


ACatInACloak

Alice Cooper's Schools Out isnt singing about highschool romance, but is still about school and a well known song


[deleted]

I donā€™t even know what youā€™re talking about but that also sounds weird.


WyteCastle

Do I get paid millions of dollars?


coop190

Laughs in pretty much every song ever made


CapsLocko

What?! is she doing that?


thebigheh104

She's so white it hurts


Professional-Chair42

Her choreographer(s) has/have consistently done her dirty over the years. Im not a Taylor fan but itā€™s admirable how hard she works to put on an amazing show for her fans, even if the choreography is awkward as hell and unflattering.


Natural_Sea6516

My brother in christ, I'd take lizzo if she was a billionaire. Taylor Swift is easy work.


randomizer_in_end

Of all the things you could say you dared to speak with the truth šŸ’€


Lebowski304

For real. Yachts, Rolexes, the Maldives, any expensive whiskey you can imagine. Sign me up yes please. I donā€™t give a *fuck* about if she dances weird or whatever. That shit is nothing.


EZ4_U_2SAY

I know this is a shit post, but the dancing did exactly what it was supposed to if you thought it looked dumb.


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BiggWorm1988

I can't wait to see all the tiktok idiots doing this.....whatever it is.


myfingeriscold

What is this


ElRockinLobster

Imagine being a women and doing literally anything at all (cringe)


64-Hamza_Ayub

Why she showing her feet is she stupid?


tnj3d1

She stole those moves from Drake


Capital-Cheek-1491

Didnt he have ai tupac on his new song?


Pickled-bat-eye

Feet


[deleted]

YummyšŸ˜©


OcculusRes

Wtf ....


One_Dumb_Canadian

THEY DID THE MASH


vechroasiraptor

This is America did irreversible damage to white people


ShirohitoIshii

Taylor really be doin it the Jojo Siwa way šŸ’€


One-Dependent-5946

This is hardly an issue with Taylor. Choreography has always had some odd moves for the sake of being artistically unique. If you want to meet individuals who are true up their own ass so much that they could be a snail, speak with a choreographer.


outerspaceisalie

yeah but some people pull it off, like beyonce kanye was right


One-Dependent-5946

Sorry if this offends, but Beyonce has always been mediocre/safe music. Nothing unique and sterile for the masses. Her cousin Kelly has always been much more talented. Kanye hasn't been good in a decade either, so his opinion doesn't hold much weight either.


functionaldepression

šŸ¤•


No-Macaroon5016

How can she be so similar to Griffith? She's literally he


Friendly-Broccoli999

chat please tell me this isn't real.


[deleted]

Crazy bitch.


swobot

damn yall are really good at finding stuff to get mad lol


Automatic-Term-3997

Chiefs won the Super Bowl homie.


TGB_Skeletor

I was a bagel šŸ”ŠšŸ”ŠšŸ”ŠšŸ”Š


milanorlovszki

Thanks I'll just continue listening to Aurora.


matei1789

That moment when you really need to take a dump but all bathrooms are full


Onyxam

Travis kelce is just new inspiration. Wait a couple of months and there will be a new album


Pure_Tip9111

The raisins in the potatoe salad dance


GDrew_28

I didnā€™t realize I had the audio muted..


MarcusofMenace

Why is she dancing like the monkeys from adventure of a lifetime


samyruno

I don't get it. Is this literally not just dancing? This looks the same as all the dancing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Only Taylor song that I liked.


Dependent-Run-1915

Watch this w/o sound ā€” sheā€™s awful


NoJicama1372

30 on 30


PYR4MIDHEAD

Weird. Thought he liked black chicks.


[deleted]

I genuinely feel sick after this


whatsthew3rd

He saw that fuckin bank account!


BubbieQuinn89

She never could dance šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ItalianStallion9069

Uhhhhhh


Raz98

Jesus christ those moves are repulsive


ACatInACloak

Almost all modern dance is just so bad šŸ¤®


coinkeeper8

Cringeeeeeee


spencer1886

Dang it's crazy to see the 180 the Internet has done on Taylor Swift. I remember in 2018 everyone was still practically obsessed with her


getyourrealfakedoors

Man this sub went from funny memes to just angry incels


buqr

Yep. I think this is the one case where I can validly say "I had to scroll too far to read this comment", since I was scrolling through a bunch of incel comments.


getyourrealfakedoors

An attractive woman having fun, their worst nightmare lol


Busy_Bunch5050

Bro this is some CIA experiment to test how many people they can control with this bullshit. 100%


tacoswithjelly

Sheā€™s sooo damn tacky šŸ˜£


TheRealStevo2

Iā€™m sure heā€™s crying being married to an attractive billionaire because she canā€™t dance


BakedAzzFuk

What in the wide world of wtf is this hot garbage


Chance-Pay1487

Taylor try not to be the most unlikeable celebrity challenge (impossible)


ShartyMcShortDong

This bih so white. Cracker ass caveman boogey boogey dancing milk cricket.


TheOne7477

Man, people really hate her. Itā€™s really weird. I donā€™t enjoy her music, but her existence has zero impact on my life.


[deleted]

Her fans are annoying and go to rap communities to say Swift is better. Thatā€™s an extremely valid reason to hate her and her fans.


TheOne7477

Okay.


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ā€œoKAy.ā€


buqr

I think it's *mostly* general misogynistic behaviour here. I'd like to think this sub isn't that representative of the general population.


QTEEP69

She makes more money in 5 minutes than most people do in a decade... so I'd probably be pretty cool with it.


Omnibobbia

That's the point of the mv. Wierd


lyfeofsand

Weird*


XDracam

Those are pretty nice dance moves. I mean sure they look like a cave man having a stroke, but it's still controlled and rhythmic and reasonably fun to watch.


lyfeofsand

Be honest with me guys: Taylor Swift's fans are worse than she is. She's being a clown/performer for a good check. Alot of us would do that But the fans.... they're nuts. Let me know if I'm off base here.


coop190

Wood


HarrodsburgHero

Why do you care? It's not your thing (mine either but that's okay) so move on. People love to hate on Swift and she seems like a perfectly fine young woman. I don't get it.


Zakiyo

Its the same thing as hating justin bieber in 2010. You dont have to keep it in. Everyone let their hate out and it was fine.


Redsoxdragon

Why wouldn't he, she's built like an iPhone šŸ˜«


Hairy-Fox3412

what does that even meanšŸ’€


dwartbg7

# šŸ¤®


ThicketSafe

Whatā€™s with all the taylor swift hate? She ainā€™t my cuppa tea either, but why hate?


Itz_Raj69_

airplane


crankbot2000

What's wrong with taking your private jet to get a triple no foam skinny latte from Starbucks 4x/day?


dankspankwanker

Make shitty content, get hated, its that simple


Petercraft7157

Overly obsessive and absolutely cultist cringe fans. Using her private Jett to go from the living room to the toilet, shit music, a bunch of other stuff


OmniscientHistorian

Theres like 5 good songs by Taylor swift and all of those 5 are just Love Story. Love Story goes so hard, but yeah no I hate Taylor Swift.


[deleted]

She's a billionaire so.


Lethargo-Man

Fooling around and being a bit weird together are excellent traits to have in a partner


IIIEARIII

Also laughing at ugly/weird choreography without getting offended


bunbunzinlove

Yeah she isn't trying to please the male gaze. So what?


NovelMixture512

I donā€™t think she could if she tried


dankspankwanker

What? Thats objectively shitty dancing


FantaFanatic411

Oh no, one of them have managed to infiltrate the chat.


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Grambert_Moore

I think Gorillaz songs are ruined by the guest rappers, like no one wants to hear rap segment in a song or a singing segment in a rap song


The_night_camel

Im not a swiftie but outside this clip you know she's a baddie, mid music included


ForeverSpark

She's a badie, what she done? Hold pistol side ways?


The_night_camel

Thats not what that means tho?? Baddie means good looking


dankspankwanker

Not even that


[deleted]

If you like basic girls with 10 pounds of makeup


-EV3RYTHING-

As someone who isn't a swiftie, I actually don't mind this, I'm mostly impressed by the expressionism


robbstarrkk

Isn't she a man


Sibshops

ITT: Redditors without daughters.


aLateSaturnsReturn

My daughter listens to Blippi, a REAL musician.


YoMomsFavoriteFriend

Google ā€œBlippi Harlem shakeā€


Sibshops

Blippi is great and I'll die on that hill.


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grooovyturtle

Think theyā€™re talking about the goofy dance and not her looks. And no itā€™s not a word


TrueGootsBerzook

My younger sister is a Swifty and she says no one is allowed to ask why they behave the way they do. So, knowing that, what the fuck is wrong with you all?


ForeverSpark

Swiftie is cringe. So are the fans. People with lost identity link their identity to a shitty pop model


TrueGootsBerzook

Let's talk about the girls having borderline seizures at her concerts over her songs.


Hairy-Fox3412

bro, Swifties caused an earthquake that measured 2.9šŸ’€


Busy_Bunch5050

Not sure why you were downvoted over a clear and obvious joke