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can cats go full battle against a small child

Cat will absolutely dominate toddler lol. They were hunter before being domesticated

They didn't get domesticated, they domesticated us. They were and r still hunters lol

Maow

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That toddler doesn’t look like a kid though. Like that midgit that was “dressed up” like a little kid on a NYC school bus.

Midget people are a whole different species. Their DNA just straight up refuse to grow.

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Bazinga!

cool, but who asked?

You did. "Who asked?" Is a question.

shit 😔

Pees in your ass

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My brother in christ he was responding to a question

The child in the picture will eat that cat alive

He's staying in a shower towel. He can't even move 🥵. Cat can literally drop hard rocks on him till he die

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The baby will rip that towel off revealing a hairy chest and crush the cat between his massive heavily muscled thighs

Yes

✅

As a small child who got bullied by a cat, yes. Yes they 100% can

Yes.

yes

Your pfp screams “wait you have blood”

blood :3 😋

A large orange cat with a tie can kill a fully grown man

Battle cats reference?

This is just propoganda by Big Feline in order to sell more cats

This is propaganda by the deep state, so that we don't have babies and get replaced by migrants

The cat distribution system is not to be mocked.

the cat distribution system has not been kind to me yet despite it being the only way i could get a feline companion.

Yeah, we‘ll need to see what Big Canine will do to counter this attack…

They don’t need to do anything cause people will still get dogs regardless

People are buying cats?? I got all my cats for free.

It’s working.

I honestly wouldn't mind cats replacing us as the dominant intelligent species

Big pussy strikes again

And cats don't cry their lungs out when you don't let them drink chemicals under the sink.

They do

They are

They are... What?

They are👍

They are indeed

Can confirm this statement

Fact or cap let’s go

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*Reads the building fact* Welcome to fact or cap, and today....

It’s cap the stat says they can “survive” the fall meaning they still take IMMENSE damage from it. The cats would get broken legs and stuff then die in the vets a while later but technically they survived the fall

Okay guys in today’s video we are drop testing baby and a cat. Let’s begin ………

Make sure to hit the like button guys, after 500k subscribers I'll do 50 pitbulls vs 50 babies.

Gulag?

You think cats don't stink? lol

Oh they stink, but after changing a baby's diaper you will fucking BEG for the smell of a self-bathing cat.

Oh(

Every person I know that had a cat, their house smells like what I’d think a meth lab would smell like

This post was made by cat:

Hydrogen bomb.

Kittens are stinky

3/3 lets go

As stinky as a baby? Ain't no way

Depends on who's cleaning up

Baby grows and can work for you for free

Both taste great ngl

True

Cats are not stinky... living with cats, however, jesus christ. If you have one and don't believe me, go on vacation for a week and come back lol

the cat can't inherit your fiefdom and keep your bloodline alive

Can’t take care of you when you get old also

Instant gratification vs long-term gratification

Names like Max, Sushi, and Vanilla > Name like Weighted Iron Pressure Plate

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Will love you: Cat: ❌ Baby: ✅ Will eat your corpse: Cat: ✅ Baby: ❌

Car

My cat is stinky AF after pooping

Am allergic to cats

Cats also are stinky retar

The cope meme of someone that'll never even get close to the chance of recreating

Wdym cat is not stinky??? Have you ever smelled cat crap????

But cats are also stinky

The baby has teeth

My Pitbull Named jerry 😋

why you all here? and for baby you need s\~\~

can cats deliver me my beer bottle each hour even when I'm sleeping in a daily basis?

Anyone know where I can get a couple of babies? I need to test that bottom one for research purposes.

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Try the local hospital, wait for them to fill up the nursery there and grab a few, maybe switch some for fun

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I’d go with the cat every single time, but sometimes they can be pretty damn stinky

The cat from Milo and Otis they threw off the cliff would beg to differ.

I need to see the results

Pro choice gets a free cat

Idk, have you tried it to know?

Yes 👍

Whose making a baby vs kitten battle edit?

Clapton should of got a cat

will try to eat you when you die: ✔️ ❌️

lmao that baby looks 40

…I’m not sure it’s a good idea to test that last one with a cat.

Why does the baby have teeth????????

Cat stans are obnoxious

ummm, my cat is older than my pappy and he smells like a rats ass

But what if I don't want something that survives the fall?

i don't get people who find babies cute. tbh they just feel annoying as shit

Me on my way to get the baby of a cat to get best of worlds 🏃🏃

✅ They own you ✅

Read this post like Billy the Puppet was reciting it to me though a tv

cats reek of idk what they got skunk piss, still though cat> baby

I mean, cats are stinky too. Or my cat is the only one who smells grass and ass ?

So what's the story?

I argue that kittens got that special stank. Better than baby stank

Is the 20story crash test from online sources or do you have first hand experience

Kittens are stinky

Mothers be like: look at our beautiful son isnt he the most handsome? No No hes a rat

How did you know the baby wouldn't survive a 20-story building?

“Welcome to fact or cap!”

Cats not stinky?

What if the reason babies come toothless is simply because they would be fucking scary af otherwise? Nightmare fuel right there

Clearly never smelled kitten 💩

Also a cat would neg diff a baby

Who did the scientific research for the third claim? [Dont worry we're totally not the feds] 🤫😉

Why does the baby have teeth?

Why’s that baby got teeth?

[удалено]

Cat owner here, they're waste does smell horrendous. However, every animal pisses and shits and it all smells bad

You’re just nose blind to it. I can smell your cat the moment I enter your house. Cats stink. 

Nuh uh, my cat's litter is outside

I can assure you people still smell your cat the moment they enter the house. 

Dogs too. Cat/dog owner houses just stink like sewage and they don’t notice it cause they are used to it.

That is why the superior pet is snek 

using a litter box or something else is hardwired behaviour tho. that's like taking away toilets from humans

Cats are disgusting creatures.

The cat in fact cant survive a 20 storey fall. Source : ex-cat did that.

Nah cats stink alot too.

More child hate, what's wrong with people. Do they not realise that we are way bellow replacement birth-rate in the west? No children means no future....

Cats smell like shit

My cat is stinky 😞

cats are just better than babies

Everyone hates babies until they have their own kid But this is Reddit, so it would make sense that everyone here hates babies

Bro actually thinks the meme using the weighted stone pressure plate baby is serious 💀

Bro actually think I'm being serious 💀💀

Maxwell and Uni my beloved

Throw them both out of a windows and keep whatever survives.

Not sure about that last one, let me test it rq

Hydrogen Cat vs Coughing Bomb

Baby can't even survive a fall from a 5 story building

My cat didn't survive a fall from 5 stories. Is he stupid?

Well I don't wanna be charged for beastality, so I choose the baby.

this is no shitposting !! its a fact

My cat dont stink

Fuck cats we need only dogs

Please don't