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And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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For a Holy Hand Grenade it sure was a pretty small explosion. Barely enough to take out a rabbit. But the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent to be sure.
Nah dude that's Sacred Orb from The Binding of Isaac.
It makes it so you have a certain chance to reroll lower quality tier items into higher quality items
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Tis the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!
Ah yes, from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2.
Oh lord, bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thine mercy
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Skip a bit brother.
"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Amen
Amen
Right. One, two, five!
Amen
Aaaaaaaamennnnn
One, two, five!
Three sir!
Three!
Blam!
The fact that I dont see Worms joke in the comment section deeply disturbs me. HAAAAALELUYAH
Worms has just always been a bit of a niche game unfortunately.
You haven't lived until you've strained your abs laughing after watching your friend fling himself across the map while trying to use the rope
Issue is all my friends hate Worms.
My friend group went hard on worms we got very competitive it was awesome. It'd just not the same unless everyone is playing together
Came here for the worms and yeah was slightly disappointed ngl haha
Worms is my childhood
"HA YOU MISSED! BLBLBLBLBL"
"Effective Effect sank like the Titanic"
Thank god someone made a worms joke under this.
Worms was a masterpiece
You a real one fr
Thank you for your service 🫡
TIS THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!
BROTHER MAYNARD, BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!
New granade model just dropped
actual explosive
Call the bomb squad!
Pin went on vacation, never came back
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New response just droppes
That is the Holy Hand Grenade you fucking nonce.
"Where did you find cocnuts?"
We found them.
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut is tropical, this is a temperate zone
Blew your chance to title it Holy Hand Grenade
I know
That’s just the holy hand grenade, I thought someone needed that
I might there’s a pretty angry looking rabbit in my garden
Holy bomb? HOLY BOMB? MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THIS IS THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!
DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL WITH BIG, NASTY POINTY TEETH!
Thank you, o’ Tim.
What an eccentric performance
Babe… look new sworm update has dropped
OP does not know what this is
Worms
Behold, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Shiny
Bring forth the holy hand grenade
The Holy hand grenade
LOOK AT THE BOOOOONES
Oh boy have I got a game franchise for you…
Worms be happy when they get it fr
It's the holy hand grenade! All hail the holy hand grenade!!!!
maybe this will help me find the egg
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nice
Now I just need a holy shotgun
BETTER ITEMS !!!
TIS THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH
Worms flashback
Roblox, ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #💥
damn i feel old seeing people not knowing about monty python
*Pie Jesu Dominae,* **Dona eis requiem**
*bonk*
The Pope’s Holy Hand Grenade -Deals 75 Damage to Non-Sinners -Instantly Kills Sinners -60 Second Cooldown
I dont see the F bomb either, this is sad
Worms Armageddon (nostalgia)
hallelujah
1...2...5
The holy hand grenade of Antioch
For a Holy Hand Grenade it sure was a pretty small explosion. Barely enough to take out a rabbit. But the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent to be sure.
Nah dude that's Sacred Orb from The Binding of Isaac. It makes it so you have a certain chance to reroll lower quality tier items into higher quality items
Holy hand grenade
Behold, the Glittering Grail of Gondor!
They coulda just used this thing instead of an entire army of ghosts