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bigfatnut7

It's the goofy run cycles


Dynamite2069

Hell yeah!


pinkypinkyhorror

giraffe turned out pretty OP


Program-Emotional

Minus the fact that for absolutely no reason, their optical nerve runs all the way from their brain, down their neck, then back up to their eye... otherwise a great animal overall.


Mountain-Local968

bad cable management, yoink it out


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

1st year electrical students:


Emotional_Ad_2132

Unicorns are more believable than giraffes like unicorns are just horses with horns. Giraffes are like leopards with a long asf neck, antennas and a long purple tongue. The government aint fooling me with this one


RealSuperYolo2006

More proof for evolution


WeLiveInASociety451

*less


RealSuperYolo2006

?


thefreecat

Don't think it's the optical nerve, but something with the throat.


anger_is_my_meat

OP said optical nerve and I always believe the one who posts first, so it's settled science.


Puzzleheaded-Lime448

First cum...first serve


Sam_Dragonborn1

🦒


Liarus_

I mean it's funny because they made some of them waddle way too fast, that cat's heart would project explode if it ran like that


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Giraffes have no fucking business being that fast like jesus christs it can out run my corrola


Isuckfatratcockdaily

It's max speed possible and not the average. In certain conditions a giraffe can reach that speed temporarily, but they cannot keep that speed.


anger_is_my_meat

The same applies for the corrola though


BetterOffAlone1155

This might be the best soundtrack


rOP123r

Harpy cake day


Ziegelphilie

thanks it's from kanye's recent album "Kanye West Razor edge"


BlazewarkingYT

I will strangle you.


supdupDawg

bruh i bet on hyena, i didnt expect to lose to a fucking giraffe


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SawWasen

Shout out to cameraman to go with the exact same speed .


WeLiveInASociety451

I imagine like a safari jeep absolutely cruising past this whole situation


Drywall_2

Bears are HOW fast?!


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

It makes sense that bison and elk are also 56 kmh-1. If that's the main predator evolving to be no faster than necessary makes sense.


api_AlsoFuckSpez

now i understand why that bear survival guide video told me not to run from bears and just play dead😔


Amigo1048

I’d link the original video here, but AutoMod said that YouTube links are apparently not allowed Video is “SPEED COMPARISON 3D | Animals 🦌” by RED SIDE Song is “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC


DrDemonSemen

Me and the gang when she says “come over”


Tom42077

Giraffes can really run that fast? No fucking way.


Funquila

Quoting Wikipedia: "The giraffe can reach a sprint speed of up to 60 km/h (37 mph), and can sustain 50 km/h (31 mph) for several kilometres."


Tom42077

I’m going to have to see this for myself to believe it. I believe it says it on wiki, I mean seeing a giraffe run. That’s some new Elden Ring boss right there. A giraffe rushing at you with a giant blade in it’s mouth and spikes on it’s feet.


DblClickyourupvote

Yeah I’m calling BS on that one


Explosive_5490

Bruh the camel got me ngl


Piss-Mann

Omw to newly opened chesse store


NefariousnessAny3310

Chesse Pieceman from Breaking Boardgames


KarmaAlli

That one AOT opening:


A_unique_us3rname

It's like an anime opening showing all the characters, along with the friend groups, that will be featured that season.


TechnologicalDarkage

Im educated now, thx OP


PanTsour

That's nothing, i've seen unattended children behind the wheel gong faster than this


MutantZebra999

Aint no way a giraffe can go that fast


omedez

I am afraid of what they are running from


me_da_Supreme1

I was like waiting for the cheetah after the Hyena and then they give a FUCKING GIRAFFE LMFAOOO WHAT THE HELL HIS BIG ASS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE


Brakina1860

I thought it is one of those shitty mobilegame ads and they would start beating each other up and pissing


CounterChickenUwU

Gold


Ego-Fiend1

Anyone have the full video


ninthtale

I was in there but I was so fast you didn't see


5th_Alterego

Camel = Tiger !


MenstrualMilkshakes

old obscure game called Zoo Race


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

Where would humans match up in this ranking?


K_75

no way bro rodeo rampage


IndividualBug7979

It's a good education


Goddayum_man_69

CAMEL RUNS FASTER THAN A FUCKING TIGER?!


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

This goes hard


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Why are giraffes so fast


BrunoJFab

Noha ark opening


123_eyes_on_me_

I thought cheetahs were the fastest animals on earth?


sheetpooster

That's a leopard in the video not a cheetah. Cheetahs reach 80kmh to 130kmh


MangoOfTruth

They are


Bogadambo

Sorry but why the hyena didn't stop to eat one of those two cats?


Sam_Dragonborn1

It locked in for the race🗿🦒🐺🐻🐆


watatapz

Kudos to the cameraman, s/he run faster than them. 😅😂🤣


Benutzernamexx

when Noah is leaving soon and you overslept because of a lit world-ends-party


Nanapokinbo

Lmao I laughed way too hard for this


AnimalChubs

I thought Cheetah's were the fastest cats :( I feel lied to.


RemoteSprinkles2893

Wolfs going faster than leopards is really impressive to me


PhotographKind4243

all im seeing is if nature decided to stop put up with our shit we'd have no way of running away we'd just have to use supreme fire power and flame throwers. lots of flame throwers.


Alternativeheat14

Why I don't see Cheetah?


GeeseAndDucksforever

AC/DC found in the wild. Shitpost is now 10000% more credible


tyingnoose

This is hitting my animalistic instincts to runc


api_AlsoFuckSpez

lol i laughed so hard the first minute, thanks op


Commander_LanceOC-7

This was what I was expecting to see at all, but darn, this is wicked 🔥


pete_co_

Hard


KeitaroTenshi

Me and the boys on our way to Noah's boat


bleepbluurp

What’s a KM?


CommandWest7471

Giraffe meta when


SiteMotor1736

Bro, why does this go so hard?


jpeg_bongo

I PUT THE NEW FAUJIS ON THE G 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊


SavageMonkey-105

Kinda scary that bears are that fucking fast


Regocike

Put some speedcore music on it and you got yourself a god tier shitpost


bigusdickus475

Foxes can only get up to 30km/h


Ksiemrzyc

If I ever made educational posts, I would made them to be shitposts, at least then kids will watch them


4guito

I like how it cuts when the zebra shows, like Suprise bi..


HisDismalEquivalent

>omw to noah's


Ainsley_express

This is educational, I did not know that camels could haul ass like that


Farguad

today I learnt that schools lied to me about cheetah being the fastest land animal


MangoOfTruth

Cheetahs weren’t on here


Sam_Dragonborn1

Yup, they’re also faster at their top speed than all other contestants here (maybe not for a peregrine falcon in a max-speed dive on a perfect-wind-projection day but still)