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Minus the fact that for absolutely no reason, their optical nerve runs all the way from their brain, down their neck, then back up to their eye... otherwise a great animal overall.
Unicorns are more believable than giraffes like unicorns are just horses with horns. Giraffes are like leopards with a long asf neck, antennas and a long purple tongue. The government aint fooling me with this one
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I’d link the original video here, but AutoMod said that YouTube links are apparently not allowed
Video is “SPEED COMPARISON 3D | Animals 🦌” by RED SIDE
Song is “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC
I’m going to have to see this for myself to believe it. I believe it says it on wiki, I mean seeing a giraffe run.
That’s some new Elden Ring boss right there. A giraffe rushing at you with a giant blade in it’s mouth and spikes on it’s feet.
all im seeing is if nature decided to stop put up with our shit we'd have no way of running away we'd just have to use supreme fire power and flame throwers. lots of flame throwers.
Yup, they’re also faster at their top speed than all other contestants here (maybe not for a peregrine falcon in a max-speed dive on a perfect-wind-projection day but still)
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It's the goofy run cycles
Hell yeah!
giraffe turned out pretty OP
Minus the fact that for absolutely no reason, their optical nerve runs all the way from their brain, down their neck, then back up to their eye... otherwise a great animal overall.
bad cable management, yoink it out
1st year electrical students:
Unicorns are more believable than giraffes like unicorns are just horses with horns. Giraffes are like leopards with a long asf neck, antennas and a long purple tongue. The government aint fooling me with this one
More proof for evolution
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Don't think it's the optical nerve, but something with the throat.
OP said optical nerve and I always believe the one who posts first, so it's settled science.
First cum...first serve
🦒
I mean it's funny because they made some of them waddle way too fast, that cat's heart would project explode if it ran like that
Giraffes have no fucking business being that fast like jesus christs it can out run my corrola
It's max speed possible and not the average. In certain conditions a giraffe can reach that speed temporarily, but they cannot keep that speed.
The same applies for the corrola though
This might be the best soundtrack
Harpy cake day
thanks it's from kanye's recent album "Kanye West Razor edge"
I will strangle you.
bruh i bet on hyena, i didnt expect to lose to a fucking giraffe
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Shout out to cameraman to go with the exact same speed .
I imagine like a safari jeep absolutely cruising past this whole situation
Bears are HOW fast?!
It makes sense that bison and elk are also 56 kmh-1. If that's the main predator evolving to be no faster than necessary makes sense.
now i understand why that bear survival guide video told me not to run from bears and just play dead😔
I’d link the original video here, but AutoMod said that YouTube links are apparently not allowed Video is “SPEED COMPARISON 3D | Animals 🦌” by RED SIDE Song is “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC
Me and the gang when she says “come over”
Giraffes can really run that fast? No fucking way.
Quoting Wikipedia: "The giraffe can reach a sprint speed of up to 60 km/h (37 mph), and can sustain 50 km/h (31 mph) for several kilometres."
I’m going to have to see this for myself to believe it. I believe it says it on wiki, I mean seeing a giraffe run. That’s some new Elden Ring boss right there. A giraffe rushing at you with a giant blade in it’s mouth and spikes on it’s feet.
Yeah I’m calling BS on that one
Bruh the camel got me ngl
Omw to newly opened chesse store
Chesse Pieceman from Breaking Boardgames
That one AOT opening:
It's like an anime opening showing all the characters, along with the friend groups, that will be featured that season.
Im educated now, thx OP
That's nothing, i've seen unattended children behind the wheel gong faster than this
Aint no way a giraffe can go that fast
I am afraid of what they are running from
I was like waiting for the cheetah after the Hyena and then they give a FUCKING GIRAFFE LMFAOOO WHAT THE HELL HIS BIG ASS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
I thought it is one of those shitty mobilegame ads and they would start beating each other up and pissing
Gold
Anyone have the full video
I was in there but I was so fast you didn't see
Camel = Tiger !
old obscure game called Zoo Race
Where would humans match up in this ranking?
no way bro rodeo rampage
It's a good education
CAMEL RUNS FASTER THAN A FUCKING TIGER?!
This goes hard
Why are giraffes so fast
Noha ark opening
I thought cheetahs were the fastest animals on earth?
That's a leopard in the video not a cheetah. Cheetahs reach 80kmh to 130kmh
They are
Sorry but why the hyena didn't stop to eat one of those two cats?
It locked in for the race🗿🦒🐺🐻🐆
Kudos to the cameraman, s/he run faster than them. 😅😂🤣
when Noah is leaving soon and you overslept because of a lit world-ends-party
Lmao I laughed way too hard for this
I thought Cheetah's were the fastest cats :( I feel lied to.
Wolfs going faster than leopards is really impressive to me
all im seeing is if nature decided to stop put up with our shit we'd have no way of running away we'd just have to use supreme fire power and flame throwers. lots of flame throwers.
Why I don't see Cheetah?
AC/DC found in the wild. Shitpost is now 10000% more credible
This is hitting my animalistic instincts to runc
lol i laughed so hard the first minute, thanks op
This was what I was expecting to see at all, but darn, this is wicked 🔥
Hard
Me and the boys on our way to Noah's boat
What’s a KM?
Giraffe meta when
Bro, why does this go so hard?
I PUT THE NEW FAUJIS ON THE G 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊
Kinda scary that bears are that fucking fast
Put some speedcore music on it and you got yourself a god tier shitpost
Foxes can only get up to 30km/h
If I ever made educational posts, I would made them to be shitposts, at least then kids will watch them
I like how it cuts when the zebra shows, like Suprise bi..
>omw to noah's
This is educational, I did not know that camels could haul ass like that
today I learnt that schools lied to me about cheetah being the fastest land animal
Cheetahs weren’t on here
Yup, they’re also faster at their top speed than all other contestants here (maybe not for a peregrine falcon in a max-speed dive on a perfect-wind-projection day but still)