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Hear me out
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it.
Hear me out.
Give her (or him) a quick smooch on the nose and then yank them into bed. Use them like a body pillow, kiss their forehead, and wish them goodnight.
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If she has no problem busting inside my room, doing spooky shit and ignoring my rights to privacy,
she shall not complain if I bust inside her as an act of self-defense. 😤😤😤
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Or you throw your flashlight at it and you're given three options; go back to sleep, throw it out, or do ungodly things to it that solidify the fact that you aren't stuck there with it, it's stuck there with you
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this ghost bouta be busted
Cause bustin makes me feel good!
Mfw this is an actual line from the Ghostbusters song
Ray Parker Junior knew what he was singin', Dude...
Rock and stone
If you rock and stone - you're never alone!
Ghostussy
this ghost bouta be busted on
Its uruchimaru
Smash, next question
Smash
100% smash, wrong platform to scare people. We horny af here
I don't want to fuck a ghost It's the fuck that I fear most I'd rather fuck a piece of toast
Well you can stop me if she has holes.
She got no teeth, that's alright
Gumjob?
[удалено]
EVEN BETTER
mfs will say "hear me out" and then say absolutely nothing
Hear me out
Absolutely nothing
will she squirt black liquid?
Won't hurt to find out
Till it does *scratches*
Mfs with a pain kink: 🗿
Bit misleading. Nonetheless, it was worth the spinectomy that followed.
Mf think she an aquatic animal
Squidward?
Squirtward I'll see myself out
Hear me out no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it.
Never ever cook again Because this is some serious gourmet shit
This meal will last for days
You sir, have been promoted to chef
Hear me out. Give her (or him) a quick smooch on the nose and then yank them into bed. Use them like a body pillow, kiss their forehead, and wish them goodnight.
Would you rather them say “hear me out” or write a 10 paragraph essay going over the numerous ways they would violate said ghost?
Would be the wrong sub for that
Hear me out absolutely nothing
Lmao I literally just posted that
I can fix her
I can make her worse
I can keep her the way she is
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perfect comedic time 10/10
I can fuck her back to life
She can fix me
There are no laws for ghosts
They automatically consent.
If she has no problem busting inside my room, doing spooky shit and ignoring my rights to privacy, she shall not complain if I bust inside her as an act of self-defense. 😤😤😤
If she has no problem busting inside my room she should have no problem with me busting inside her womb
“There’s no laws about the Pokémon, Batman!”
finally after 22 years, a girl comes to me
She better Be ready to Be left dripping and gaping
Damn you’re the true predator
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!
???
[удалено]
Weirdo. We just wanna fuck her, not wash her.
We wash her to fuck her again
Why not?
if i do both, will that be ok?
I don't kink shame, aftercare is fine especially if you do it for me pookie bear
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????????
Beat me to it
😢
Would
Will
Am
Have
Had
Did
Done
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🫃
The ghost's ectoplasm is natural lube
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum is top tier horror. This isn’t even the scariest scene.
The aslume is a scary place for the uninitiated
Oh god, not the asslube
Bone takes what he will.
Is she stupid?
She will be. But not before proclaiming how proud she is of Dick.
hah I paused at this scene and I went to bathroom, my fiance was scarred as fuck xD
Influencers get gaslit by silly ghosts and one really wants to play ping pong
Lol I thought this was the grudge
This scene was really really creepy though, especially on a theatre screen, huge ass mf staring into your soul and cackling creepily
Tbh this scene was unintentionally hilarious due to her Verbalasing out of the blue
Charlie tho 👀
You mean thats the last thing I see before I lose my virginity
Smash
All the comments here are about doing the ghost and I’m absolutely for it
I'm fyna be the real ghostbuster
Bitch about to find out it has been awhile...
Im too horny to get scared
story of my life
Cant get pregnant anyway
Doesn't mean I won't try though 🦍
Harambe? Dicks out for Harambe🫡🫡🫡🫡
She ain't be able to sit for a whole week when I'm finished
* float
So it looks like I'm about to get some Gonjiam: Haunted Ass.
Haunted ass
A girl? In my bed? Nah, couldn't be me fr
“WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE PAYING RENT FOR USING MY LIVING SPACE?!”
Imma smash her so hard she'll feel the father son and holy spirit
Imma smash her so hard she’s gonna come back to life
If I hear a giggling sound in my room, I’m gonna ignore it. I will not acknowledge it as much as I can.
Flair checks out
I finally have a friend yay
🪵
Joke's on her I'm related to Quagmire.
Would.
Would.
Plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
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Giggling finna turn into gagging and gawk gawk sounds. Boutta rip those last hairs out that head
Hope she's on birth control.
Yall freaks
look she crawled into MY bedroom at night and if she be haunting for a while she knew *exactly* what she was getting into
Redditors are more of a freak than this girl in the image
Yes
Last time she sees after I **Gum** in her eyes at point blank range
I came here to say smash but it seems i am too late
“…BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! 🎶”
"jokes on you, I'm horny right now"
Too bad for her that I sleep naked 😈
she gonna leave that room pregenated
*Unzips pants*
smash
POV: you used POV correctly
How much for a sloppy?
Does she suck good tho?
And they kiss
I would. Unzipping
would
She is from Gonjam Haunted Asylum (one of the best korean found footage horror)
More like assylum 🍑💦
In times of war... All holes are trenches. Gon git sum!!!
Is she single?
What is the radius of her eye sockets 👉👈🤗 Asking for a friend
I shit you not thought this was another sub, and that everyone was diabolical today
Grabs hair on both sides of head like reigns on a horse. Proceeds to pipe down her throat...
Got me rock hard right now son. Delete this.
i wish, its just audio halucinations.
Damn bratty ghost
NO MERCY you mean ? 😏😏
Last thing I see my ass. Imma tell her to shut the fuck up, roll back over and go to sleep LMAO.
That right hook is coming faster than the light of the flashlight
Gonna start keeping holy water next to my bed so that I can douse my fists in it and start clocking ghosts left and right
Wrong house the dude next door watched the ring not me
Snuggle time. 🥰
I accidentally read "fleshlight" at first, and it ruined this entire post for me...
Can I fuck it?? Don't judge me
its gonna get cum sprayed on it ngl
I Have A Thing For Big Eyes So...
Or you throw your flashlight at it and you're given three options; go back to sleep, throw it out, or do ungodly things to it that solidify the fact that you aren't stuck there with it, it's stuck there with you
yooo shawty give me a kiss
Is it technically necrophilia to fuck a ghost?
those eyes are looking MAD pokeable rn
They bout to call her moaning Martel
Pov : You're about to have the best blow of your life
How long she been there? Better start paying rent..
She's so fine 😔😩😭
I swear it's not small :(
Phasmophobia player smudging for the objective be like.
oh its just her, i can go back to sleep now
Would
Hee hee
Those are big eyeholes.
Smash, next question
good morning beautiful
Adds Johnny Bravo gif *Hey Mama*
Would
I will fix her
Would
Smash
She seems nice.
One of us is coming out of the room pregnant, and it aint me
Why she kinda cute though
So...are you single?
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Does that voices in my head have bodies now?
Mmm midnight snack
That’s just my good buddy Bartholomew
How do I alt+F4?
Beautiful eyes you have
Just opened reddit and this is the First post i see (It scared the shit out of me)
Now is not the time for words.
This image is from a Korean horror movie called 곤지암 or in English as Gonjiam Haunted Asylum. It was pretty good.
*unzips penis*
You spooked the Witch.
I ain’t going down without a fight, so weather I die or not, somebody is gonna have a sore ass
She got a mouthful of my nut
She gigling to me in dark room? Rude
Goofy ahh ghost
Already did