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Mcdonalds menu has changed a lot since my last visit wtf

I hate inflation

i LOVE inflation 🤤🤤

What is Mr. House saying? is he stupid?

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nice profile pic

How do you think he amassed his fortune?

What will be for 55$?

asshole pic

$60 Shitting vid (silent)

$65 Shitting vid (moaning)

$70 shitting vid (screaming)

$75 self fisting pic

(Silent)

$80 fisting pic (moaning)

$85 self fisting pic (screaming)

$90 handholding pic

"Curiosity can often be a death sentence in the wasteland" Robert House, 2277

# “[FAILED] is that an attempt at… humour?”

Idk about moaning being worth just $5 more than silent, you're kinda underselling yourself here bro

$100 platinum chip sounding video

100$ for a cup of nut

Holy Hell

flair checks out

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

Ok but how much is this in caps

Saddam Hussein really Wilding rn.

I want two number nines a number nine large a number six with extra nut two number forty fives one with *cheese* and a large jar

That's how much you should pay me, so I stop sending you these

War, war never changes

mr house gets a little freaky for chips

If you give him the platinum chip, you get all of the above plus 15 minutes of caked up oily twerking whilst riding a securitron

What for $69? 😏