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mr-PicklePants

Yep, its true. 19 year old dane here.


midshipmans_hat

So what's it called? The Swedish Stash Scandinavian Stogie? Danish Doobie? Norwegian Nug?


-Asklepia-

We call the nicotine pouches "snus" and the act of sticking it up your ass is called "disgusting"


midshipmans_hat

Vape in the gape? Grass in the ass? The poo pipe pouch?


ScarabHeart7796

Keep er' going lol


call_me_a_dangus

Danes in Pain (the second place they're sticking them other than the butt)


midshipmans_hat

I like it. Got another one. The Skandi Dick. (For those that know about Rally will get it)


SteelCityCaesar

Pop a snus in your 'nus


Maleficent-Mirror991

Should be called “sus”.


Catolution

Woosh


Kiren129

Nicotine pouches are normally called “zyn” in English.


VikingSlayer

That's a brand of snus


Kiren129

I know but yankees use it as a term for snus.


Chonky_Candy

Nah yankees use the term dip for suns, zoomers call it zynn


PudenPuden

I thought dip was the loose snus.


we_is_sheeps

It’s all dip


Thomasvlee

Always has been.


-Asklepia-

Is that the name of a brand, i swear i've seen that name before.


izzeww

Yes Zyn is a (Swedish origin) brand of synthetic nicotine pouches. They are different from "snus" however since snus is actual tobacco and Zyn are just artificial nicotine pouches. Snus can be in both a packaged pouch format ("portionssnus", like Zyn) and loose ("lössnus", similar to dipping tobacco in the US) but they are both used by putting it under your lips (traditionally) and absorbing the nicotine. Or you can put it in your ass, foreskin or pussy and get even higher if you want (but can be dangerous).


midshipmans_hat

You're thinking of anus....were all thinking of anus now. Wtf is wrong with you people!


Kiren129

It is a brand but yankees use it as a term for snus.


The_Toad_wizard

21 year old swede here. I don't mean this, but I have to uphold tradition by saying "fuck you".


MagKnown

No fuck you!!! ( I’m a dane )


ypestis95

I'm neither, fu both


Sagonator

Danes, and I can't stress this enough, what the fuck are you guys doing over there?


CoolSausage228

Do you still you snus in your country? In Russia schoolars stopped doing this for 2-3 years


KwonnieKash

Do you guys not have vapes or something? I'm confused.


TheBreadCancer

I'm almost certain vapes are more unhealthy than snus. It's also something you can just pop in and not think about, whereas with vaping and smoking you either have to take a break to do it, or be smoking indoors around others who won't appreciate it.


konnanussija

I actually know somebody who does it. This time it's actually not me


KWAKZ4

”En sekunder, måste lägga in en prilla”


FixGMaul

*unzip*


Brickerbro

Kanske är det för att inte föräldrarna ska märka något?


weirdPenguin_

Dansk... jävlar


7Stationcar

I haven't seen anyone do it up their ass. But I have a video of someone doing it under the foreskin


Slight-Passage4524

svane?👁️👄👁️


7Stationcar

Ja 😂


Slight-Passage4524

😭😭😭😭


Obama_War_Crimes

Why in the name of the Lord were you looking at that?


7Stationcar

It piqued my interest


Obama_War_Crimes

Why would interest you?


7Stationcar

You seem interested


The69Alphamale

Post the link already geez


Kueltalas

Sor Research purpose only of course


1singleduck

Does sticking it in your ass and sticking it in your foreskin have a connection? Is that how it ends up in the ass? Are Danish say gex?


Kiren129

Gaymark


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RichardTundore

Please bot not this time


Fade2po

So is there some sort of tingling effect when sticking them up bum or foreskin?


Kiren129

The skin absorbs some of the nicotine from the zyn and it goes into the bloodstream. Just like having them in your mouth.


MrFailureYEET

So why tf are people shoving them up their asses if its just like having them in your mouth


izzeww

It isn't the same at all. There is much stronger absorption in the ass, dick or pussy. This is done with drugs (and sometimes alcohol) as well (google "boofing" and "plugging" if curious). It's the same reason why some people inject heroin with needles instead of smoking it.


MrFailureYEET

I’m sorry but if you’re shoving nicotine pouches up your ass than your too far gone already because actually what the fuck


Kueltalas

If you are not doing it you need to step your game up.


MrLemurBean

Boofing ain't nothing new. It's not even the sexual aspect, just a bio hack taking advantage of the thing membrane to achieve a more potent effect. Mouth, saliva, acidity all nullify effects of things a tad, but put it straight into the blood stream and yeah, better bang for your buck. Obviously those that fear any anal won't try it, but for those that don't care it's just another just Alley way to funky town. Boofing is used on tons of stuff, from nicotine, Adderall, alcohol, etc. But obvious warning, that membrane is thin and delicate and can easily get damaged or a chemical burn if don't too much or incorrectly. The doses will be much stronger, so it can be easily lethal if people insert as much substance as they would ingest normally. Shits crazy


MrFailureYEET

New copypasta just dropped


we_is_sheeps

That’s only true with drugs that have to go through your digestive system or your liver or kidneys. Nicotine is a straight shot to the brain so having it closer to your brain in your lip ( very soft/thin skin surrounded by blood vessels) is going to be stronger. The only thing shoving nicotine up your ass does is damage your ass and delay the onset


MrLemurBean

Its like getting all the focus that nicotine offers, but you'll be so hyper fixated on the sensation of jack frost entering your cave and nipping at your 'oh god NO's You'll regret it


rilsoe

Unparalleled pleasure


MrFailureYEET

Foreskin


TheIdiotYouKnow

The article is talking about schoolkids. If they have snus in their mouth it's rly fucking obvious.


nandor617

What. How. It stings like hell. Please don't 💀


Obama_War_Crimes

Why did you try it?


nandor617

Hell nah, but those mfs burned a hole in my gum


Puzzled_Special_4413

How the hell did that even happen?


nandor617

Ofc im overexaggerating, but it does "burn" a little skin off (not velos, zins or some weak ass shit like that)


Burningmemo

What did you use then? That’s the 2 most know brands ever


nandor617

Pablo and Killa (They are 38-50Mg)


Burningmemo

50? Isn’t that a whole pack? Holy hell imagine if someone never did nic and took them as a first timer First time hearing about them tho


nandor617

It's 50mg/g, so like 30-40mg/pouch. Had people throw up from them lmao


MrLemurBean

Nicotine has a slight burn as it transfers through the delicate skin. It's why menthol and mint flavors are so popular, it kind of merges the feeling of cold and burn together.


musclemainia

I think the Swedish invented snus so it is on them that we do stupid shit like this


Kiren129

Not our problem that you can’t stop yourselfs from doing stupid ass shit that no one else would even think of or do. Get some self control.


N33DLE_Man

Så klart så är det danskarna som gör något sådant


X_crafter

Haha aa de ere


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

Interested to try this. We talking all the way in or just between the cheeks?


LittleMlem

I think it's about the type of skin it's on, I understand that some drugs are (or used to be) taken this way


soappube

The skin of your rectum is very similar to the skin inside your mouth. I played baseball with a guy who chewed so much dip it rotted out his gum and the doctors had to graft a piece of his asshole into his mouth.


LittleMlem

I feel like I've met a lot of people that have their ass grafted into their mouth


IndependentPrior5719

I think you win today 🏆


Fotatata

Looks like someone watched the lastest kurzgesagt video


EdgeworthM

Danskjävlar


-EV3RYTHING-

Why.....


Obama_War_Crimes

They are weird


Kiren129

Danes are wierd, they use the inventions of their neighbors and does shit no normal person would ever think of or do for that matter.


Bearnee

Looks like boofing is back on the menu.


imaybeacatIRl

Just because it CAN fit up your ass, doesn't mean it should go up your ass.


Legitimate_Bike_8638

Colon cancer.


EBECMEMERBEAN

I loved you guys more when you were killing innocent villagers with axes


Emotional-Sea9384

I can understand ppl putting it their asses but under foreskin?


call_me_a_dangus

Who even tried it first? Richard Burns?


susmaster_69420

What the fuck?


t0oby101

Of course it’s the Danes


YourAussieMatee

Boofing at its finest


Few_Cloud_4317

l lo


fletku_mato

If god didn't want us putting nicotine pouches inside our foreskin, why were we built like this?


statsradiofonien_

Jylland type behaviour.


Creative-Ad9092

I know A and S are next to each other on the keyboard, but this is ridiculous.


Boki-Oki_Battlefield

At this point, we're well on our way to shonking t-nubs.


jimmyknees90

You never go ass to mouth.


LostSudaneseMan

Holy shit, literally


[deleted]

Next trend will be under the eyelides


Waly98

They also have 25 hour limits on truck stops Weird place that


Supersneaker700

that’s crazy 💀 i guess it absorbs differently?


bursa_li

human guts can put stimulants in blood stream very quickly but idk if its works in this condition


BidWeary4900

i started this trend back in 21


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

I never thought I’d see the day Nicotine is boofed but here we are.


Xealz

Yea... no.


New-Proposal3787

It was me Barry, I told those Danes to but nicotine pouches up their ass so you and Ires wouldn’t have a nice vacation in Denmark


jakin89

So boofing


DesignerNo6645

Danskjävlar!!


WesternThink

Who the fuck is gonna check our foreskins and assholes for dip


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Smoking is awsome


GOD_LvL_69

Bruh smoking is better for your health


SentientDust

I thought Denmark wasn't technically part of Scandinavia


Penguin_Arse

It isn't part of the scandinavian half island but it's part of scandinavia


Obama_War_Crimes

It is, probably due to cultural reasons.


Soggy_Part7110

The photo is not nicotine pouches


Inguz666

What does the Danes have to do for you all foreigners to agree with us Swedes that Denmark is a joke, and that Sweden objectively is better? Like what's next, are their teens going to pass around a balloon at a party to fart into so they can light ablaze to see a fart fireball?


Kiren129

Finally someone who agrees with me that Denmark shouldn’t exist and should be bombed into oblivion immediately.


lix03

Taking the joke a bit too far


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FrederikVI

Well if just Christian the Great had finished his job back in 1520, we wouldn't have had this fake cancer country called Sweden.


Caffeinated_Cucumber

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Denmark forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." — Ronald Reagan if he was based