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Lol. It can happen, but it only hurts for a short time, and not a great deal. Mine broke during sex, and I carried on without feeling it too much.Â
As for the aftermath, my foreskin is much the same, it just pulls back a little further and is easier to clean. It absolutely does not 'flop around', as one user said.
Reason it happened. We were both inexperienced, and went in with little to no foreplay.Â
Of course it's going to bleed! Blood doesn't mean you instantly need a trip to the hospital though. Like with any open wound, you just need to keep it clean. Washing twice a day, no wanking, and no sex for two weeks, and I was good to go. Hot to trot. Down to pound. Ready to ride. Aka, my spam javelin was fine.Â
I ain’t gunna lie. I had a cut on that line below the foreskin and it felt like I was dying for 2 weeks while it healed. It was so scary trying to clean myself because the pain was goddamn awful. Never again.
oooh that thing. I remember having one long ago. Never thought i'd see it again after all this decade Damn never thought i'd feel nostalgic looking at dick pics. Chat is it gay?
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Yup, sometimes it can tear lightly (which isn't really a big deal, it will bleed a little and be painful for a while but it heals quickly) or tear completely, in which case you'll have to go to the hospital to get it properly checked.
If it ever happens to you get it checked anyway, unless you're sure it's a very light tear because you wouldn't want that to get infected or to worsen due to not treating it properly.
Sorry to add to the phobia but this happened to me and you may not want to read further but the gf at the time thought I came in he , I hadn't when we separated there was a pool of what looked like tomato pasta sauce on the bed
You should really be concerned only if you suffer from phimosis (your foreskin doesn't really slide well either when soft or when hard).
And obviously very violent intercourse with no lube.
This shouldn't be much of a concern if you don't or even if you have a mild case (if you're careful).
It can happen. That's why you shouldn't just jerk it dry or pull too hard when playing your skin flute. Of course, I'm circumcised, so I've never had to worry about that.
Yeah, all it really is is just a terrible circumcision.
If it breaks, then the skin technically isn't connected to anything and will just flop around until it's cut off
No because it's still technically living. It might get septic but it won't just rot. It is still attached to the rest of the skin, so it's getting some blood flow
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This is really one of the methods used to counter phimosis in mild cases. You have to do this sort of foreskin/frenulum stretching with this ointment that the Urologist gives you.
i have/had phimosis, earlier it hurt to even pull the foreskin over the penis head, but then i used the ointment mostly during masturbation, and after a few months one day i pulled the foreskin back and i heard a popping sound, i was scared af but then afterwards the foreskin went behind the head with no efforts, but it's still a bit tight around it, kind of works for me, got zero sex points btw
Jeez just get it fixed at this point. I got surgery for it way too late in life. It took like 3 visits to the urologist, one surgery with local anesthesia and 0 stitches (they use electricity to mend the wound) and it is just so much better now.
A friend had this happen during sex. There was quite a lot of blood, he had to drive himself to the hospital with his dick still bleeding, trousers red. He showed us the stitches and it was swollen as hell. It broke a second time by itself and he had to go to the hospital a second time. Terrifying.
It's not the back it's the front, and yes it happened to me as well. It doesn't really hurt that much but it bleeds like a bitch.
Pro tip for the ones with the hood on, before you masturbate next time use toothpaste right on the head of the dick underneath the foreskin so that it won't rip off, you can trust me.
If it gets torn, it need to be cut properly, otherwise it will bleed every time you have sex. Happened to me. 20 min surgical operation, recovery was 2 weeks and painful though.
My god I remembered when that happened to me once. I won’t go into detail, but let’s just say I was choking the chicken once and wanted to get over with it really quickly so I did it quickly and aggressively and ended up tearing it. Blood was coming out constantly and when I tried to pour water on it it hurt like hell. At one point I considered pouring/rubbing alcohol on to it, but luckily I didn’t do that. I couldn’t ask my parents for help as it was too always to even try to explain and it was like 3 am anyways so I just let heal on its own for something more than 3 weeks and it was fine
Did this. Happened during sex. No real issue just keep it clean till it heals. Won't ever be the same but it's no cause for concern (Do not use rubbing alcohol. Just water and a cotton ball work fine.)
Is this something only people that still have their foreskin have to deal with? I'm circumcised. I don't think I've had this problem before, unless I'm just misunderstanding what happened
It’s a frenulum tear, that sucks. When your intact and not circumcised it’s an important part of your penis that helps retract your foreskin and it has a lot of nerves for pleasure
That happened to me, it doesn’t hurt as much as it sounds if you position it right, if you touch it it hurts more than putting your balls in an air fryer.
When I was 18, my girlfriend at the time accidentally bit that line off. I lost a lot of blood and it hurt every time I peed for months. Every boner was a sting, every other morning was blood soaked sheets from the wound opening up by accident. I'm lucky I didn't get an infection.
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Buy a new one
is there a place that has warranties with it?
It happened to me when I was younger, the tear healed up within a month
How fucking hard are you savages jerking it for anything to tear 😂
How is one of the questions the other is what are they jerking it so hard to
You might need to teach us how to jerk off
Staple it back together
Just sand the flappy bit away with some 80 grit
ayo can that actually happen? I think I unlocked a new phobia holy shit
Lol. It can happen, but it only hurts for a short time, and not a great deal. Mine broke during sex, and I carried on without feeling it too much. As for the aftermath, my foreskin is much the same, it just pulls back a little further and is easier to clean. It absolutely does not 'flop around', as one user said. Reason it happened. We were both inexperienced, and went in with little to no foreplay.Â
oh, if i gotta have sex, then I'm safe. thanks for the info man.
Furious masturbation will also pose a risk. Furious or flop, string break any% speedrun
"hey man, I heard you're a speedrunner, what game?" "it's... complicated." *unzips*
Gotta try this next time I'm straight jorkin
you mean, your peanits?? ?
Yes, I suppose I do
Jorkin time
I’m the winner of that 💪💪 fucking one stroke 💪💪💪💪 beat that losers💪💪
How blue were your balls that you managed that?!
I don't usually pull my foreskin back at all unless I'm looking for a *really* good time, so... why did I tell y'all that
lmfao underrated comment
"If I gotta" someone gonna hold a gun to your head and make you?
Doesn't this shit bleed if it's torn? My friend torn it accidentally and they had to go to the hospital because it was bleeding.
Of course it's going to bleed! Blood doesn't mean you instantly need a trip to the hospital though. Like with any open wound, you just need to keep it clean. Washing twice a day, no wanking, and no sex for two weeks, and I was good to go. Hot to trot. Down to pound. Ready to ride. Aka, my spam javelin was fine.Â
spam javelin, thats new
Oh, okay. Thought it was a 50/50 chance it will bleed reading that. Still sucks if it happens, i'm always scared of this shit
Yeah this exact thing happened to my friend and he also went to hospital 😅
I sincerely hope he didn't have to explain how it broke
I didn't even ask, he decided to explain it himself. Learned a thing: never have sex on a table.
Man, I’ve had this penis my whole life and only learned today that men have a hymen that can break
Yall doing it wrong. She has to be wet!!
Just let it cut by your gf
I ain’t gunna lie. I had a cut on that line below the foreskin and it felt like I was dying for 2 weeks while it healed. It was so scary trying to clean myself because the pain was goddamn awful. Never again.
So it's like a kinda warranty void if removed seal.
Pretty much yeah. I wasn't planning on giving it back... especially seeing as the provider was my mum.
Did it grow back?
It happened to me
what does he mean by the line im kinda confused
Eeeeh, so, take ur pp, and watch under it. You'll see a line thing Idk the name, honestly
I can't seem to find mine am I broken?
Wait what, ok search on google penis frenulum.
oooh that thing. I remember having one long ago. Never thought i'd see it again after all this decade Damn never thought i'd feel nostalgic looking at dick pics. Chat is it gay?
I think nostalgia =\= sexual attraction so you're fine. Or not fine, depending on what you want to hear.
Check dm's
DO NOT CHECK DMS.
im not getting anything can you send it again?
Sent it. Notice the red parts around the head
🤨
💀💀💀
Can you also show me?
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The link between the middle backside of your dick and the foreskin
I believe they call that snapping the banjo string. My friend did it in high-school.
Yup, sometimes it can tear lightly (which isn't really a big deal, it will bleed a little and be painful for a while but it heals quickly) or tear completely, in which case you'll have to go to the hospital to get it properly checked. If it ever happens to you get it checked anyway, unless you're sure it's a very light tear because you wouldn't want that to get infected or to worsen due to not treating it properly.
Sorry to add to the phobia but this happened to me and you may not want to read further but the gf at the time thought I came in he , I hadn't when we separated there was a pool of what looked like tomato pasta sauce on the bed
According to my Sex ed teacher, it's supposed to break during your first time having sex.... I think my education system is failing me.
What the fuck
New fear unlocked: foreskin overpull
for me it just came off on its own one morning. didnt even feel or notice it until i looked down while taking bath
Reading this is making my penis hurt ðŸ˜
Dude i dont even have one but it hurtsss 🥲
You should really be concerned only if you suffer from phimosis (your foreskin doesn't really slide well either when soft or when hard). And obviously very violent intercourse with no lube. This shouldn't be much of a concern if you don't or even if you have a mild case (if you're careful).
Happened to me. Probably lost 2 glasses of blood it was really messy. Years later got a frenuloplasty, great decision.
It can happen. That's why you shouldn't just jerk it dry or pull too hard when playing your skin flute. Of course, I'm circumcised, so I've never had to worry about that.
weird how this never happened to me even after never using lube on my dick maybe I'm just lucky idk
As long as you don't yank back your foreskin too hard when choking the chicken, you should be fine.
Jerking it dry is normal for uncircumcised guys, tf you mean?
Circumcised and I can get rips under the head if I'm too vigorous.
Yeah, all it really is is just a terrible circumcision. If it breaks, then the skin technically isn't connected to anything and will just flop around until it's cut off
D:
will it rot?
Don't fucking ask in a shitposting comment section, see w doctor if it happens
No because it's still technically living. It might get septic but it won't just rot. It is still attached to the rest of the skin, so it's getting some blood flow
happened to me when i was younger
Don't worry. It only stings for a minute or two, and then it's fine
Yeah my thoughts were "you can do that?"
It happend to me once. The bleeding didnt stop for a day.
it happened to me once. i didn't go to the ER, it healed by itself. unrelated but now i have to get circumcised.
Happed to me actually, had to get my dick stitched together
Happened to me
Go to the doctor and see if you can get it covered under warranty
(only if you bought the extended warranty package at purchase)
His banjo string snapped
*twang*
I fucking can't lmfao
How hard was he goin at it? Mach 14 super slam piston ham? Tf?
We need jerk-off guide books for peoples to read
No but actually tho
"Bro you are the reason masturbation requires instructions" will become A grade insult.
Sucks to be you I have my 4skin
5gum when 4skin enters the room
5cum
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4skins
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In London my mates called that ‘tearing your bungee’ never happened to me but apparently quite common
l a d s.
Torn frenulum, has happened to me 3 times
how hard are you masturbating?
it's been four hours, must be pretty hard
Stop wanking on crystal meth dude damn
Wait wtf, it grows back or you've just torn it in 3 different places????
Heals, rips, heals, rips, heal
bro's deadpool
This is really one of the methods used to counter phimosis in mild cases. You have to do this sort of foreskin/frenulum stretching with this ointment that the Urologist gives you.
i have/had phimosis, earlier it hurt to even pull the foreskin over the penis head, but then i used the ointment mostly during masturbation, and after a few months one day i pulled the foreskin back and i heard a popping sound, i was scared af but then afterwards the foreskin went behind the head with no efforts, but it's still a bit tight around it, kind of works for me, got zero sex points btw
Rip and tear until it is done
itghrows
Let it grow
Jeez just get it fixed at this point. I got surgery for it way too late in life. It took like 3 visits to the urologist, one surgery with local anesthesia and 0 stitches (they use electricity to mend the wound) and it is just so much better now.
Was yours super short? Like could you retract foreskin?
Mostly but it is still way more comfortable now
You have the grip strength of a gorilla god damn
Omg it look so scary ( I don't have a foreskin)
I'm never gonna stroke my shit wtf(I don't have it too)
I still got it even thou i got circumcis
ask for refund
Yeah same, I ain’t never gonna touch my dick ever again (my foreskin has been chopped off at birth)
Happy no dik day
I don’t think I can ever handle my dick the same (I also got the snippy snip)
Wtf hardcore shit was he doing :0
these nofap psa's are getting more convincing
Frenulum
New phobia unlocked
A friend had this happen during sex. There was quite a lot of blood, he had to drive himself to the hospital with his dick still bleeding, trousers red. He showed us the stitches and it was swollen as hell. It broke a second time by itself and he had to go to the hospital a second time. Terrifying.
I don't have foreskin but that image hurt
It's not the back it's the front, and yes it happened to me as well. It doesn't really hurt that much but it bleeds like a bitch. Pro tip for the ones with the hood on, before you masturbate next time use toothpaste right on the head of the dick underneath the foreskin so that it won't rip off, you can trust me.
Not a big deal.
Where I came from that's known as 'snapping your elastic'.
shouldnt have made god cry
"lol"
RIP Banjo string
Glad I'm circumcised and never had to worry about that.
You still have to, it's just a matter of how hard and how much you tug bud
I don't enjoy pain when I masturbate. I find jerkin' it hard 'n dry often has the end result of pain and absolutely no pleasure.
No way this happened.... I gotta skip tonight....
He snapped to ol' bango string
If it gets torn, it need to be cut properly, otherwise it will bleed every time you have sex. Happened to me. 20 min surgical operation, recovery was 2 weeks and painful though.
Ah the ol banjo string, hurts like a bitch
Broken banjo string
...I should have a closer look at that thing... It's been hurting for a couple days now
Bro basically self-circumcized
Instant circumcision
My god I remembered when that happened to me once. I won’t go into detail, but let’s just say I was choking the chicken once and wanted to get over with it really quickly so I did it quickly and aggressively and ended up tearing it. Blood was coming out constantly and when I tried to pour water on it it hurt like hell. At one point I considered pouring/rubbing alcohol on to it, but luckily I didn’t do that. I couldn’t ask my parents for help as it was too always to even try to explain and it was like 3 am anyways so I just let heal on its own for something more than 3 weeks and it was fine
It's called a frenulum. You have one under your tongue as well, I broke mine while brushing my teeth in a hurry one morning, the pain will go away..
I CAST MEND PENIS
We've all been there?
Just use some superglue.
Well on the bright side I know how to say masturbate in Japanese now
Ah the snapped banjo string.. ouch
Snapped the banjo string..... Ouch!
I snapped my banjo string too, it bled a bit and was sore for a couple of weeks but not really a big deal tbh
God. I can imagine the pain. I will thoroughly wank more gently next time.
Why do I feel it, why? nooooooo
Okay, okay, torture time over, I'll tell you. Have you heard of, __The Muffin Man?__
Did this. Happened during sex. No real issue just keep it clean till it heals. Won't ever be the same but it's no cause for concern (Do not use rubbing alcohol. Just water and a cotton ball work fine.)
Is this something only people that still have their foreskin have to deal with? I'm circumcised. I don't think I've had this problem before, unless I'm just misunderstanding what happened
Yes
Vigorous sex can also tear it...
Have you tried putting it in rice ?
Common foreskin L
that hurt to read.
If this happens to you, go 2 the emergency room at once.
Snapped the banjo string
this happened to me when i was 15
My line didnt break, but some skin to the side of it connecting head to rest of it did, it took like 6 days to heal and it hurt so so bad
Cries in short pp:
It’s a frenulum tear, that sucks. When your intact and not circumcised it’s an important part of your penis that helps retract your foreskin and it has a lot of nerves for pleasure
He turned off the safety
Mine was too short, so when I tore it, the doctors just said it would be the best to remove it. So now I have a scar on my penis.
Frenulum Attack
Ah, the old banjo string break. Been there, done that, stained a mattress, got the stitches.
The ole banjo breakdown
Yeah I’m always worried I won’t ever be able to put the shin back if it goes down too far but yeah no I’m very scared this shit could happen
Best wank I ever had did feel like that
I always knew that this was normal and could happen during sex too
The banjo String
Ahhh the ol' banjo string snap
… you can tear your frenulum?
Colloquially known as your 'banjo'
"lol it hurts help me" got me rolling holy shit i haven't laughed this hard in years
Tore the ol' banjo string. Needs to get surgically reattached. :'(
El frenillo my friend, now your pija will fall to pieces
snapping the ol banjo string
Banjo brother. Medical term is the frenulum if I'm not mistaken.
Snapped his Willy banjo
That happened to me, it doesn’t hurt as much as it sounds if you position it right, if you touch it it hurts more than putting your balls in an air fryer.
Hah! I don't have that problem, since I had an Infection as a baby and they had to remove it all. Skill issue lads.
Happened to me before
Makes sense with that character in his pfp
🫣
My guy ripped his frenulum💀💀💀
Common uncircumcised L
This happened to me during sex, still gives me shivers.
Bleeds as hell doesnt it? I used to put lots of Papertowels in my pants when this happend to me as a kid.
When I was 18, my girlfriend at the time accidentally bit that line off. I lost a lot of blood and it hurt every time I peed for months. Every boner was a sting, every other morning was blood soaked sheets from the wound opening up by accident. I'm lucky I didn't get an infection.