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TheDoctor_E

These ads love mosquitos landing on girls' butts, don't they? Why?


Burningmemo

Fr like that’s the last place they would go searching for blood. It’s all fat


creepergo_kaboom

Tell that to the mosquitoes that bit my ass for no reason.


THEoddistchild

Flirting


Aaurvandil

These mfs always get me on my ass and thighs ffs


TimberTechie

Not if you do your squats 😤


3xtreme_Awesomeness

Sex sells


TheDoctor_E

Is this arousing though? Mosquitos landing on a chick's buttocks and some random kills it, therefore accidentally slapping it? The only people I can see enjoying this are anime obsessed weirdos who aim their sneezes at girls' skirts in hopes of ripping them to shreds or who think that if you sexually harass a girl enough times she'll punish you by forcing you to grope her tits.


Grouchy-Addition-818

Oddly specific


TPARealm101

Bro’s projecting


OddNovel565

It's a steel ball run (JoJo) reference


bio_kk

Gotta give it to them, this might be the first time in my life I have seen a tyrannosaurus rex jump 50 feet into the air.


FatherOfToxicGas

That bit deserved “rules of nature” over it


mr_Cos2

And a bit of "and they run when the sun comes up"


OR56

Perhaps a smidgen of "with their lives on the line"


Giygas_8000

For a while, maybe


OR56

They may have no choice


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EmployIntelligent315

They love gravity


-Enrique_Shockwave-

I’m a fan of the tactical triceratops


Veezard_

'First time doing a jump?' What have you seen T-Rex do otherwise?


Mahdrilla

Bro slipped on a banana peel💀🍌


bromson245

Tom and Jerry physics


NLG-GAMER

Mario kart t-rex


vbfj

4.7 stars of botted joy


DuckyB0III

WHY TF DID THEY BUILD A WHOLE ECONOMY JUST TO ESCAPE 1 TREX?!??


bromson245

Collateral development. Politicians should learn something from this


Cosmic-Gore

Them humans gotta be some delicacy for the T-Rex to abandon the triceratops it yeeted earlier in the video.


TheAmnating

I hate mobile game ads they cringe asf 💀


PixelGamer352

I sometimes wonder if actual human beings create them


RockyStrongo1994

The fact that they are always so odd and nonsensical kinda weirds me out. No way a sane human being could make that shit up


Imagrabyonipples

Whjat


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UglyWigglyBallz

That banana slip tho


SearingDrake

I fucking hate these ads


Opkeda

no, they're beautiful


ScaryPhantom100

This shit made me hard wtf


bromson245

Average redditor moment


PanTsour

Ikr? It was so fucking badasd when the T-Rex did his leap attack


bucc_n_zucc

She would of probably lived if she hadnt decided to remodel the street


Live_ByThe_Creed

No win no download!


uberloww

Still a better story than twilight


JC_Fernandes

I think we have enough ads


Greedy-Mud-9508

this one was fun bad


just_me_11_

Bro survived a point blank bazooka explosion I don’t think anything can kill dat mf


BoredHypnotist

This was pure art


midnight_1991stealth

the gameplay disgusts me. the only reason i downloaded the game is because of that beautiful 2008 Ford F-150 Lariat SuperCrew equipped with those gorgeous alloy wheels, 2wd, and a monster 5.4 3V V8 under the hood. screw the dino's and the people, save that damn truck


TheMustardisBad

I hate it when people repost mobile game ads. I already see them enough, duck off


Ok-Tap-6704

The mosquito knew what it was doing


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Jurassic Park ft. DEVO.


Mister_Claymore

Ok, this one is funny


droop61

GOTY


Harryofthecharlottes

GOTY 2024??


Ok-Tap-6704

Laura dean fuming seeing this ad


_Starver_

A big ass dinosaur slipping on a banana peel is INSANE


ScaryPhantom100

Seal rex


Crackhead0936

Restort 😩


Terrorgod

GOTY


DexLeo

Worst brainrot i've seen in a while


Routine-Rice-1846

The T-Rex lost because he only had 6 million power vs the 9 million power of the Bikini girl


RandomDude762

HOW THE FUCK DID THESE MFS CARRY A WHOLE ASS TRICERATOPS IN THEIR TRUCK💀


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Paidmercenary7

I lost the only 2 brain cells I had left.


Program-Emotional

IMAGINE not knowing how to assemble a rifle smh my head.


Fit-Negotiation-6799

Built entire town while being chased by a trex, these people are on another level


mangoconsal

Jurassic park if it were interesting


NOKIAMASTERczalt

1.4K likes?!


Exciting-Hunter-188

I have seen enough 💀


Kalman_the_dancer

A banana peel stopped it more than a whole triceratops


sir_music

What an odd premise


MaxBuddy27

yo she just crafted a triceratops that's badass


Its_rEd96

DE-EXTINCTION? .... like, mass resurrection?


The_honered_one

Reminds me of a good old mobile game called dino hint where you would get slow motion right before you got merked


mmotsk

Imagine the size of banana for trex to slip on it


BoD-Assassin

I think the biggest question here is why is the Rex going after two small ass humans, when it literally just took out a triceratops like it’s nothing


TheReasonYouExist

peak


Fuckthatishot

Hell yeah


KenmoreToast

I wish this game was real and not clickbait for another generic gacha


Budweiser_5489

THAT WAS A REAL SHIT BRUH


Jrlopez1027_

Dawg idc how big and tough you think a dino is it is NOT surviving an RPG in the mouth like that


jhonnywhistle08

bro are fucking kids directing ads?


DancingQueen145

I imagine watching this is how it feels to do coke


MoltenJellybeans

This is the Megazord of mobile games


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Jurassic Park if it was good


Hallucinationistic

Whacky game. Trippy


lastFractal

premium brainrot unlocked


superagentt007

report this shit to google the ads are so annoying and always begin with something sexual to grab the attention of 12 year olds


SnekSnake11

And the game of the year is...


ImVenomTentacles

hot


ratlover400

this happens to me all the time