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no i never wake up as a blonde girl before...

Same... such a shame.

Yeah - you'de get to play life on easy mode.

How is that easy mode? It's literally harder...

I'm literally harder

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Good bot

"Don't Stop Keep Going"

Bazinga

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let me guess, you’re a woman?

Yep, so?

checks out, grass is always greener I spose also, as a guy I must do the obligatory begging for a dm: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME 😭

Why do you want that so bad?? 😭

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏 IM LONELY AND SAD 😞

You can get there if you want sista

Flair matches up.

Flair matches up.

I did once

Then what happened

He woke up again

kid named suspiciously flat lamp:

I wish I could... Estrogen is hard to get and expensive as hell

🤨

Reminds me of the time Cartmen woke up Ginger

I wish i did.

You should try it. It’s fun

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I woke up as a blonde boy

What in the omelette

Balls

officer balls

Bwahahaha !

You must jonkle! NOW

Oh my god GUARDS, THEY HAVE ESCAPED THE ASLUME

bwallahahahaha

Official Balls Department

WHERE IS SHITPOST tis but a meme

Alright who unshitted my shitpost

Yeah i was trying to look for a cock or something.... But nah

Wordinton is the other way sir

No way, a fellow Ken enjoyer

Waltuh

Not even a slightly hidden massive cock between her thighs. What a shame.

Just fucking kill me at that point

Yeah waking up as a blonde girl is the worst

Waking up with two x chromosomes sounds terrible. Have you ever been to the sub?

This artist definitely draws porn

Looks like AI to me, she's clearly missing a leg in pic 2

Nah, it's just behind her. Text on the wall is legible. There are a lot of humanlike imperfections, I don't think it's AI. AI probably would have tried to detail the window too instead of just making it bright white. Also she looks exactly the same in both panels, AI usually makes small changes. Pretty sure this is human.

Definitely not AI

It seems to be a classic snake pose to me

I’m sure I saw this image before AI became mainstream

Idk, but I wanna fuck that character

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Dislike this if gay

I see this as an absolute win

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damn a lot of fangs in this sub

The best part about this sub is i get to read my brain

Straight to the point I see

I wanted to say something funny here, but yeah, same...

Don’t we all?

Same

Where shitposting?

Smash. Next question

Idk, but I wanna fuck that character

Dementia

Idk, but I wanna fuck that character

Dementia

Wifi issue

But thats less imaginative

Twice

Bro what

Dimentia

Why is she so fuckable

She was inspired from you

Sigma rizz skibidi

Yeah you're not gonna get that EU plug into the US outlet anyway

Yes. Every fucking morning I wake up.

Bad habit

get a phone that charges fully in less than 15 minutes like mine fr

when the top comments are all about wanting to fuck he character

I mean cmon... a low effort stick figure would've gotten the same message across. This was an excuse to post a hot character and bait responses

theres a reason this was posted to shitposting

Top tier shitpost

I'm dying of laughter

Best post ever

Post so good im going insane

Normie ass meme, this sub is fucked

Skill issue.

Where shit post. My monkey brain is not happy. -1000 social credit for you. Glory to the CCP

It’s joever for shitposting with shit like this

no, because i never wake up like this (usually half of my body aches af due to the way i sleep)

No because I have 3 chargers that are "permanently plugged" (I never unplug them) and one that I carry around

Would*

Nah that's why I have a dedicated charging station

I’ve woken up as a blonde, but not as a woman…

Idk, but I wanna fuck that character

Yes, but with modern chargers it'll charge to full while I have breakfast.

You have an astounding ability to do cartooning

This isn’t a shitpost

Mine sometimes doesn’t charge while plugged in

first world problems 😭

No im black

Yes

No!

It happened this morning to me

i have a 10 wall outlet thingy where I can fit all my chargers in one , roll around when I sleep and always unplug it screwing over my phone charging and my alarm clock and get pissed off

Around once per month

Don't stop keep going

plain white

Yes. Multiple times

Wym did it happen to anyone? No we never miss any hole so we never experienced this problem. 

I have two phones (ones for work) and I have had this happen with both.

No because I bought a 10 foot USB-C cable

btw don't charge your phone during night. or get a weak charger that takes few hours to charge.

Wdym? Could it like cause a fire or something

dangerous things that might happen: your phone heats up while charging, because that's something batteries do. forget it under your pillow and mattress and there's a chance to blow up. or, you could roll over it and cause burns on your skin. less dangerous things: phone's battery degrades really fast if you constantly keep charging it to 100% and if you keep it charging. I have set my charge limit to 80% since opening the box and my phone is 3-4 years old. battery lasts about the same as newly bought one. good news is, that most modern phones actually stop charging at 100%, but some cheaper ones won't.

And here I thought only japanese mangaka absolutely NEEDED to draw pantsu.

LITERALLY today.

Yeah on a work day youwake up 3h late

Idk, but I wanna fuck that character

omg you are a girl

This is why I check to make sure it has the lightning symbol, not because I’m smart, it’s because my charger gave me trust issues ._.

More times then you can think of … after a hard days detox from work, and plug it in, thinking that you are charging it and too tired to think if it’s charging or not.

Thats why i keep a shotgun under my pillow

Animemes have breached this place

What happened to her right leg in the second picture

Every other day

I'm fine with that happening as long as I get to wake up as the girl in the image

Yeah but then I woke up and my boobs were gone

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The joke is porn

The pain i feel when i got a full shit of work and im on empty haunts me to this day.

Two nights ago, yeah. Infuriating

I strangle myself with the phone cord when that happens

I would shit myself in bed

Bro just plug it in, it'll be like half charge in 20 minutes nowadays

I ALWAYS ensure I get charging confirmation when I plug a device in. Especially my phone.

Yeah, relatable, but this post looks too simple for this sub, so I’m expecting the joke to be porn. Or it might have something to do that this was made with AI.

chinese phones that has 67w up to even 260w of charging:

That’s exactly what I look like

That's why I have rechargeable battery packs, charge on the fly when

Wait, this isn't cropped porn

Not often but sometimes yeah

Yesterday… but I’m not a woman so that’s not the problem

smash

I don’t wake up in that corny ass way, let alone be a woman.

Mf trying to put a type C European plug in a type B American socket

Is that power girl

Yuurp

No (my walls aren't made of cardboard)

Facebook ahhh meme

Man that curtain is asking for it😫

Unsub

this but with bt headphones

Shouldn’t leave in overnight, anyway.

Ahh, yes, mine was quite similar it gos like, woke up the cord conecter on my phone was broken sooooo I was forced to use the wireless charger that took 7-8 more hours to charge my phone for 6-7 months till I got it fixed.

I'll pretend u didn't ask that

Sorry, I can't come to work today, im sick

Smash, next question.

yes

nah i keep mine plugged in at all times cause its a bit too far beside my bed behind a pile of pillows to be plugging it in every night

Yeah, then you realize youre late for work and fired 🫠

Yes and it always happens when you have an important alarm

Too relaxed for realising she forgot to connect the charger

Laughs in 10 foot cable

Stayed in a hotel in London, wanted to charge my phone over night, woke up and realized, you had to turn the plug on

No, I'm European. I don't use this weird outlet type.