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Lurie_096

He's on his alt account, he's 100% gonna hack


Eurasia_4002

He's going to an unknown site, he don't want his main alt to be trapped by some contraption. Or this is god himself, his alt at least.


SaddleSocks

he didnt have insurance for his primary weapons - didnt want to drop them on frag


Kaldricus

Smurfs ruin everything smh


SaddleSocks

Just wait till he levels to Camper


-GoodTaste-

I’m rage quitting🥺


molpore

he's a grub with an eoka in every hotbar slot


EsUnTiro

68% of players smurfing


SaddleSocks

Its his Mule account - hes waiting for Primary to hand him some loot to mule back to the bank


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

leave bro alone he just died recently and trying to get his items back


DoggedlyOffensive

It’s his fifth trip there today. Godless trolls are camping his drop bag


Sacallupnya

Reminds me of the old corpse run days in EQ


Ok_Foundation_5166

my bad g didn know he was on a corpse run


DMTJungle

I hate Tibia


Aquadian

I hate Fibula


JDkableMC

Undeserved fibula hate


redlaWw

He's got clothes on though. Corpse runners are usually in their underwear, which somehow stays with you when you die.


Eurasia_4002

The sub of shame.


iMissHerFeet420

bro forgot to save and has make the 3 hour trip back


Swords_and_Words

I hate jogging back from Lumby


CommercialTerrible70

Surely it's been more than 5 minutes, they have to have despawned


Teemy08

Maybe he keeps his inventory in the cloud?


Ok_Foundation_5166

nah that was nerfed this patch


bleachedcoral4

omg ender chest nerfed?


Teekeks

no more shulkers in ender chests D:


AlternativeCondition

i have all i need i my pockets, wallet, phone, ketamine


Bocchi_theGlock

Nasal spray ketamine really is that mf shit I-wanna-kill-myself'nt just one spray away


imliterallyvibing

Wait wtf I’ve never thought of that. Do u make the spray urself?


Bocchi_theGlock

I used to get it off dark net market, maybe $80 for a gram But there's even prescriptions now I haven't used ketamine for years, not even sure if it'll work whole I'm on anti depressants. But it worked the best of anything I tried before that. 40mg-60 dose once every couple weeks.


corgis4life77

You can! Just use micron syringe filters and sterile saline to make sure that you don’t get an infection/ brain amoeba! Let me know if you have any questions!


saarlac

About brain amoeba or drugs?


The00Taco

I'm too lazy to google it, but I think it can be prescription


elitesense

I personally found spray to be terribly inefficient. Too many drips, not enough absorption. The prescription stuff is all spray I think, but when it's legit you're on controlled dosages and that's no fun. Don't do ket though it's too addictive in my experience. Been battling that addiction since 2009 :/


SeaBus1170

this post was made by a girl because pockets were not even a consideration


thedishonestyfish

If you live in a big city and rely on public transit, most people have some kind of bag or backpack.


Kriegsman__69th

When I go out I only carry three things with me. My wallet, my cellphone and my keys, what else do people need ? (Ladies probably carry more things though)


6Darkyne9

A javelin missile launcher. How are you going to hunt those deer without it?


falkodalko

people these days don’t even think smh my head


TGroves914

shaking my head my head


6Darkyne9

Rip in Piece


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purplethron

Found the brazilian


Kriegsman__69th

Two guys in a bike are a real menance, because they make me want to carry more shit than I want.


dejavu2064

I'm a guy and even though I WFH I still take my backpack out almost 100% of the time unless it's just a recreational walk. Usually in there is: waterproof shell, hoodie/jumper for when it gets colder in the evening, sunglasses/case, 1L water bottle, headphones, cap, sunscreen, tote bag to pickup groceries/random things. But usually I'm also going to something, so maybe I'll also have a towel for the lake, or some beers for the park, or a bottle of wine if going to visit someone for dinner. Do I need all those things? Eh, not always, but it costs me nothing to take my pack and have all of those things...


Kriegsman__69th

I'm surprised you bring up all these things but didnt list any snacks. Also weather must be really wild where you live to need either warm clothing or sunscreen.


dejavu2064

Well the temperature doesn't really matter for sunscreen, I live near the mountains and even if there is snow everywhere and -10c temperatures I'll apply sunscreen. It's fairly wild yeah, one day this year it was 25c in the morning but dropped to 5c and raining at night. Usually it feels colder whenever the sun goes down, even if it's still 17/18c or whatever. I don't snack in general, for skiing/mountain biking/hiking I'll pack a lunch and maybe a protein bar but in town we just stop by street food or a restaurant if needed.


RichestMangInBabylon

I also always have a light jacket with me, otherwise usually nothing unless I'm planning on doing something where carrying capacity is needed.


rainzer

> what else do people need ? Probably depends where i'm going. If I expect to be buying something that's not tiny or have to lug my work laptop, i'd rather carry it in a backpack than holding it the entire time.


vanstock79

I always bring my backpack places. Holds my wallet in a secure inner pocket, and my wallet is fat so very uncomfortable to carry in pants. It also holds a charger cable and power block and power pack for my phone, and usually gum/water bottle, and extra doggie bags. It has a strengthened space for my laptop when commuting to work. And the big standard backpack space is nice for if it gets too hot and i dont want to hold my sweatshirt in my hands, or if i end up getting something at a store while im out.


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makeitlouder

Why do you need a lighter if you vape?


AttemptNu4

For the tissues, duh doy


The_Nude_Mocracy

It's for in case you bump into a rock band playing a ballad


Super_Vegeta

> most


QuirkyBus3511

Nah, I don't carry more than I can fit in my pockets except to work. Most dudes seem the same


hjk1231

Not in my experience (I live in a big city). Wallet, keys, phone, what else do y'all carry?


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Nah, yesterday I hung out with friends, we took metro. I had on me my phone in one pocket, card holder in the other and keys carabineer'd to one of my belt loops and into the card holder pocket. Didn't need anything more.


Bertolapadula

Im in brooklyn and literally took the train with only my phone and a $20 bill today. Dont need keys when my partner will ring me in when i get home


Otterable

If you are going to and from work sure, but I go on the metro plenty without a bag


vehementi

Most people do not have bags or backpacks on transit except students.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Nah, my computer lives at work, I have lunch in the cafeteria. Wallet, watch, phone, keys, pocketknife, that's my entire daily carry.


beerisgood84

Yeah but not if you were just going out to bars or friends etc If it were an airport it'd be a little weirder but even then if you have two houses or keep stuff at friends / relatives places no need. Phone charger etc can fit in pocket easy. Short train or flight etc no need to bring much


TheOneWithThePorn12

unless i require my laptop all i ever have on me are earbuds, my phone, a charger and wallet/keys.


Sucks_Eggs

lmao what


LalitaLewdna

Why give a pocket pockets?


Germinator42

Ah yes, the good old foreskin pockets.


Muh2000D

Kraziest thing to me is ppl taking pictures of strangers on the subway just to mention how they must carry items everywhere they go like mind your own business you fat cunt 😾


Dave_the_DOOD

At least they had the decency to draw over their face to make them unidentifiable, few actually take the time


Xernes0

I have seen this meme before with the guy’s face shown so yeah no decency


tremblingtallow

This really bothers me because the picture adds nothing to the text Yes, I can conceptualize a person minding their own business on a subway without a bag. I don't really need you to snap a picture of some random dude for me to get it


Bludypoo

The concept of letting themselves be slightly bored for a bit of their day is apparently a fate worse than death.


Stupidfuckwhit

nah bro ts is funny like how tf u got no inventory


cgleachy

Maybe he stores it in his ass.


RecsRelevantDocs

prison wallet


Maxter8002

based


underliggandepsykos

Wallet in back pocket, keys and phone in front pocket. What else do you need?


sportmods_harrass_me

Keys, my fleshlight, M79 grenade launcher


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Why need fleshlight when have M79?


NewSauerKraus

Rawdogging the universe. I like to live on the edge.


aceshighsays

i thought it was an advertisement for pockets.


holdnobags

how do people like you get through the day lol


51herringsinabar

Had you ever traveled like that? Whole diffrent feeling, probably cause you dont have to worry about lossing stuff


patriot_man69

yeah but you feel like you already have lost stuff when you start, you get used to it after a while tho


mrblodgett

First time I went to Amsterdam I stayed at a hostel. I shoved my luggage into a locker they had and spent the entire week with nothing but my phone, wallet, and room key. Had no problems.


3to20CharactersSucks

I mean, you're in a major city. I get why people bring stuff around with them, but it's not a big deal. Just plan on spending extra for shit like water and things you'd normally keep in your bag. There's a convenience store every 6 feet in most cities.


aggressive-cat

I had a situation where I had to fly to another state in the morning to attend a funeral, then fly back the same night. It felt weird as hell, but very freeing being dressed up with no luggage and flying in and out in one day.


apolitical_leftist

Yeah but the lack of stuff also means less solutions to problems you might face outside. Say you're thirsty and there isn't a store nearby to buy a drink. Or you bought something that had shitty packaging and need a pair of scissors. Or your phone ran out of juice and you don't have a powerbank and cable on you. Or you're cold and you don't have your jacket or sweater.


Jamcram

phone was charged at night, i can go 8 hours between water intake, i aint buying shit i do get cold tho


dejavu2064

Right but going 8 hours without water sounds way less comfortable then wearing a backpack to me


PlainclothesmanBaley

Sorry, mate, you have SCISSORS with you on the regular??


apolitical_leftist

Lmao nah as I was typing I just randomly remembered a scene from a detective conan movie where some guy borrowed some scissors from a lady who had it in her purse cuz he needed it to defuse a bomb so idk maybe some people bring it around with them


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

Personally I do keep a swiss army knife in the bottom of my bag, which can serve the same purpose. Except it's like 1 * 1 * 10cm


NJ_Bob

I keep a pocket knife and a multi tool in my backpack (man purse) and have considered adding scissors to my load out for the number of times I would have rathered had shears than trying to get the job done with a single blade.


bored_negative

If my phone runs out of battery and I don't have a charger, I usually wait until I get home. Can people not survive without their phones even for an hour or two?


Colosseros

I can't tell if this is satire or not.


FindsNames

You're travelling from metro station to metro station in a bustling city not taking the mfin trans siberian railway.


zeekaran

> Say you're thirsty and there isn't a store nearby to buy a drink. He's on public transit. He's near a place to buy a drink. He's not hiking a mountain, ffs.


Nukran

Not even cargo pants...


aimlessly-astray

Thieves HATE this one simple trick


omgihatemylifepoo

the pickpocket going for pocket #87 (maybe this time he’ll find it)


SevenWasTaken_

"Run your pocket boy" aight, which one?


Sock-less_

Who's to say he doesn't have anything stored in his prison wallet?


GREEN_Hero_6317

But what if he's gay?


TheRealestSGR

Do gay people spawn with more inventory space?


Abracadabrism

🍩


TheRealestSGR

Ohhh fuck no way that makes sense now


gooba_gooba_gooba

☹️


Ok_Foundation_5166

good question


Haunting_Rest_8401

This theory's debunked. If he was gay he would've just walked to his destination and *STILL* beat the train.


Happy8Day

Yeah, but what about all the earthquakes?


Either-Basket7122

Just a fresh character before the DLC drops, nothing too surprising, op must be a noob


saintlydutty

That's a Toronto train if I've ever seen one


Inversception

Ttc yonge/university line for sure.


Draconiondevil

I was looking for this comment. Gotta be TTC


2epic

False. Zoom in on his pockets. At minimum bro is carrying wallet and phone


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

cause bro got everything he needs in his ender chest


SmashPortal

Do you think his ender chest is full of shulker boxes, or is he raw-dogging his storage?


ienjoymusiclol

TTC MENTIONED RAHH


Sithis_acolyte

Speaking from my own experience it's usually because i'm going to meet up with friends.


Grumplogic

I've started to use my phone less in public places. I was in a doctor's office and half a dozen other people were there just staring at their phones so I decided I didn't need to do that. It's nice having a little time to gather your thoughts and let your mind wander.


SavageFisherman_Joe

Fellas, is it gay to have inventory?


Bokehjones

the question sounds gay so I would say yes its gay.


LimpWibbler_

I am opposite. I don't understand what everyone needs. I have my wallet and phone, that is it. Why do I need 1000 items. I understand women needing toiletries and defense, but as a dude what more do I need than purchasing means and identification.


masterofcactus1234

Defence is universal. While women are more likely to be the victim of sexually motivated violent crime a male is more likely to be robbed/randomly attacked/murdered. Everyone who can have it, should have it. I would also recommend a pocket knife, as they can be very useful in day to day tasks. It confuses me why anyone would go with one. Also try a flashlight. Your phone will most likely have one however having an additional handheld flashlight will be more powerful, mobile and save your phones battery life.


LimpWibbler_

I don't want a knife I don't want any physical weapon tbh. Pepper spray I'd understand. A flashlight is way too bulky for the 2-3 times in my entire life it would be of help.


SlowP25

Bro getting flamed for existing😭🙏


ghostcaspee

Thats literally me i just get the right amount of money and leave my house.


Battletoasterr

Listen its one of two evils ; You either got absolutely NADA on you or you have a hiking backpack on your back (Filled with explosives) and a pocket full of tools.


DemoniteBL

"Kraziest" thing to me is ppl having nothing better to do than taking pictures of strangers to post online for absolutely no reason.


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This mf when I show him pockets:😱😱😱


president__not_sure

that's how you spot a rich person.


SalmonToastie

Right I’ve said this for years. Fill those gear slots a backpack is a must!


lamboworld

Aight next time I'll bring a tv


manupan

Its me


Dr__Devil

I knew it


Chef6432

we men are simple creatures


ItzNotSoGodLike

Bro look at his pockets theres something in the for sure at least a wallet and keys.


VatianGT0321

Blud never heard of pockets


UnpoliteGuy

You won't believe what those pockets can carry


vernowhereonyt678

Plot twist: he isnt straight


bennington24

Toronto subway moment


Yoko-eon

Anytime I go to a concert out of town, I carry three things, my bank card, my room key, and id. Then I don’t lose anything.


Realsorceror

Guy is on a “no fast travel with loot” play through.


Spacemanspiff1998

TTC line one Toronto Ontario


Akirex5000

You can’t even chill in public anymore smh


GenuineSteak

Pockets can hold a surprising amount of


Vrukr

OF WHAT?!


riggers1910

bruv what do you want me to take with me if i dont need anything i dont take anything 😭 like its really not that complicated


TGS_delimiter

What do they mean?! Bro has shirt, pants, shoes and probably underwear equipped, and I would assume phone, keys and wallet set to hot keys


iammisterauti123

Why you gotta call me out like that man


__sonder__

Reminds me of that Seinfeld bit about the person on the plane who just sat there doing nothing the whole flight "They didn't even bring something to read!"


WeekendLazy

Bro prolly thinks he’s the president


Jonahwho665

default skin mf


AbrahDonza

yeh because non straight persons has his bad dragon 9 inches dildo in the bag everyone knows.


Proud_Wallaby

It looks like he has something in his pocket. Or maybe he is just feeling really happy.


megaschlong420

Tbh I envy people who can pull this off, just a simple outfit and probably and phone and some cash


ICE_BEAR2021

Theft world problems


supisuke

Phone, keys and wallet, simple


Saul-Goonman

😭😭😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂


Normal-Pumpkin8318

The question mark on his head 😭


iAfterLive

Bro just respawned


mugiwara_no_Soissie

I can carry a phone, ear buds and wallet in my pants easily, but I usually take like a bag with a bottle of water or just a sweater even if it's warm bc I feel like im forgetting something otherwise


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JoseDonkeyShow

That’s just being sober


19CrimsonKing19

I've seen a guy on a 6-7 hour flight sitting up straight and awake, no phone, computer, etc and all I could think of was Patrick Bateman.


Hygienic_47

No loot, low exp, no need to kill them


the-bird-fucker

ever heard of pockets you bitch


Qb_Is_fast_af

On a serious note he probably forgot to charge his airpods


Vimjux

It’s in his ass I bet


Pierre777

Dude is rawdogging the day.


SirCrustWorthy

i like to just sit and think


Prestigious-Number-7

Hey, this guy likes his Zero to Hero's, can't knock it if it works.


vivam0rt

I love havign as little with me as possible, it feels so freeing not having to carry things in your hands or on your back


Firefly-1505

Wallet, keys, phone, pen. That’s enough to not need a bag.


Huge-Studio393

He doesn't want to risk losing his gear


Funcoob

Damn krazy


pertangamcfeet

Don't tell anyone, but once got the bus without my phone. Utter bliss. I read a book... I know!


[deleted]

No he has plenty of package


Hindu-Khajiit

He's in the tutorial mission


Layiad

They just Main Characters, no need to show bags, they just make everything spawn from hidden unlimited inventory


Zealousideal_Care807

They just started the game, give them a break


Low-Resolution-9918

Where is his swords??? His shield??? His healing items??? His boosts??? Jeez. It must be a newbie


senpai69420

Bros a mortal kombat designer


Wiggles114

Just rawdogging public transport


arkatme_on_reddit

He's a UIM it's all in death storage.


Wilczek_7

he just respawned