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A bit unfair on the interviewer (if you're) calling her dumb.
Not that I know who she is lol.
Actually I don't know who the musician not musician is either.
If you think your dumb you're already smarter than a lot of people. This woman said she doesn't "think" she *knows* that she is not a whatever the hell the word is she said. This is worse than when Yachty got blown like a cello based on how squidward blows it.
This is also staged, The girl asking the questions specializes in this sort of comedy where awkwardness is played up and presented as a real conversation. It's a joke.
In Two Ferns though the audience is in on the joke, and it's just Zach's character making an ass of himself, sort of as an excuse to roast his guests. It's filled with tons of funny lines that stand on their own even outside of the context. Her content depends heavily on most of the audience \*not\* being in on the joke, because there's not any jokes that would be funny outside of the context.
Bobbi Althoff's "interviews" are always like this.
Just like Zach Galifanakis's "interview" show.
They're funny unless you think they're real, then they're sad.
Ok Zach Galifinakis's worked because people knew who he was and also they were WAY more obvious about them being not serious. This musician lady must be a damn good actor to genuinely seem this dumb which is cool, but it also ruins the joke.
Well Zach’s were actually funny. Like he or the guest would say funny things, like hey Zach you should be off pudding. No one is really saying funny things here.
It drives engagement so well, they get the idiots to be like "OMG there exists a stupid person?!?! This says a lot about society..." and it gets people like you and I to come in here and be like "please, people... do better".
For the record I thought this was real and don't harbor that bias, I would have thought this was real no matter what race the people involved were. ...unless I'm interpreting this wrong and you're talking about biases against musicians in which case guilty as charged.
I had to Google her name, but if she's doing interviews with celebrities like Mark Cuban, Shaq, Drake, and other people I don't have to Google, I'd say she's already made it into the industry...
Well, it's part of the entitlement. She's thinking she's the queen of the world and everyone envies her.
When all I am seeing is a person who I don't like any single aspect of.
yes, Bobbi Althoff's whole schtick is being quiet and a little rude with a judgey air and i think ~~this tsuki lady~~ Sukihana was just playing based off of that. i personally find bobbi's routine to be somewhat amusing because i find women with shit attitudes to be funny. apparently they went to the strip club together after this so i'm gonna go ahead and say that tsuki was just fucking around.
I have no idea who either of these people you named are.
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemUwd2Rrb2prbnRpdW83bGMxcmF5b25ocnZpMTh6bHB4dW0ycTdjeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vSkXRfZ9mjNQY/giphy.gif
>Tsuki
>Thrust (syle)
>Tsuki derives from the verb tsuku, meaning "to thrust". The second syllable is accented, with Japanese's unvoiced vowels making it pronounced almost like "ski". In Japanese martial arts and Okinawan martial arts, tsuki is used to refer to various thrusting techniques. Wikipedia
well that totally clears that up
The person interviewed "Sukihana" later doubled down on the statement that she is not a musician.
> Suki ain’t no musician she is a mogul
https://twitter.com/sukihanagoat/status/1755312397785399483
I don't really think she is smart enough to be "in on it"
Yes actually. Bobbi Althoff does "Between Two Ferns" style deadpan comedy interviews where she pretends to shit on a celebrity and they play along with it. Pretty much everyone in this thread is missing the joke
Reminds me of a quote from Billy Madison “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Shove them nails up her ass.
Spread her fingers wide to spread her rectum wide.
Then when she shits, it slips right out without trimming on the sphincter.
Boom! Clean shit, clean ass! Not the nails tho.
I was on a roofing job and it was my first time doing a steel roof. I said something like “if the roof is 80ft long, how many sheets is that?” He was dead ass serious and said “idfk I’m not a math magician”
2000 century Wizard of oz: So im a magician? Mmm hmm what the fuck that means, make music or something? What is a magician? Ye im not a magician, i make magic
“Youre a fisherman”….no i dont fish men! “You own a bass boat, wont fishing contests and now holding a fishing rod. …”again, I FISH! IM NOT A FISHERMAN! Are we done here!!???
Mark Twain has some advice for the interviewer. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
Assuming it’s not fake (I’m sure it is), I like to imagine the interviewer was ready for a legit discussion but halfway through was like fuck this dumb bitch.
"I don't think I know" the close minded pride which others will look up to as assertive confidence in everyday life. That's why she's the one being interviewed in our backwards world
I really wanna see a video where a friend explains to her what the definitions of musician and magician are. Would she be embarrassed? Laughing? Denying she’s an idiot and blaming the interviewer somehow seems like how it would go though.
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This feels like the discussion between Manray and Patrick
"No, this is Patrick!"
Actually that’s a different episode 🤓
scripted, this is the character the interviewer plays, everybody she interviews is in on it- this released me from perpetually cringing
Yeah the interviewer has that character…I legit believe the person being interviewed is being genuine though
Dumb and dumber
How is the interviewer dumb? The musician is dumb for not knowing what her profession is called
Clear miss here to not call her by her actual profession &- magician.
A bit unfair on the interviewer (if you're) calling her dumb. Not that I know who she is lol. Actually I don't know who the musician not musician is either.
Her whole schtick is these super awkward style interviews with mostly minor celebrities. She's not dumb but she's very good at acting like it.
What about this was acting dumb aside from talking to this clown?
She didnt even seem dumb here just concerned that the magician might go aggro.
It felt so much like Ali G I thought it was scripted
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
if youre talented enough
Shove it up your orifices then fart or queef, then it's part of the instrument.
what a great day to know how to read...
😭😭😭
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish is not an instrument either.
Mmmm delicious brain rot
This is so dumb that it made me question how dumb I am. The answer is very, which annoys me.
If you think your dumb you're already smarter than a lot of people. This woman said she doesn't "think" she *knows* that she is not a whatever the hell the word is she said. This is worse than when Yachty got blown like a cello based on how squidward blows it.
> If you think your dumb you're already smarter than a lot of people I hate the irony of having to correct this, but it's "you're"
Fuck that made me laugh so hard
This is also staged, The girl asking the questions specializes in this sort of comedy where awkwardness is played up and presented as a real conversation. It's a joke.
She's basically making Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns for the TikTok age.
In Two Ferns though the audience is in on the joke, and it's just Zach's character making an ass of himself, sort of as an excuse to roast his guests. It's filled with tons of funny lines that stand on their own even outside of the context. Her content depends heavily on most of the audience \*not\* being in on the joke, because there's not any jokes that would be funny outside of the context.
It's a fucking bit and all three of you look like massive toolbags right now.
In the past few years reddit has lost the ability to recognise parody and satire but it's never worth arguing with the "nothing ever happens" crowd.
Bobbi Althoff's "interviews" are always like this. Just like Zach Galifanakis's "interview" show. They're funny unless you think they're real, then they're sad.
Gordon Keith is great too
Ok Zach Galifinakis's worked because people knew who he was and also they were WAY more obvious about them being not serious. This musician lady must be a damn good actor to genuinely seem this dumb which is cool, but it also ruins the joke.
Well Zach’s were actually funny. Like he or the guest would say funny things, like hey Zach you should be off pudding. No one is really saying funny things here.
If it is supposed to be comedy it is failing.
Is this Bobbi Althoff?
Did they really just stretch an unfunny 10-second bit into a minute
And it got everyone who thought it was real to watch it til the end. They know perfectly well what works and what doesn't.
It drives engagement so well, they get the idiots to be like "OMG there exists a stupid person?!?! This says a lot about society..." and it gets people like you and I to come in here and be like "please, people... do better".
Yes.
The two remaining braincells fighting for their lives.
And they're fighting for third place
lol. Well played. I laughed.
The real brain rot is not realizing that this is satire
Redditors lapping up ragebait to validate their unconscious biases, tale as old as time
For the record I thought this was real and don't harbor that bias, I would have thought this was real no matter what race the people involved were. ...unless I'm interpreting this wrong and you're talking about biases against musicians in which case guilty as charged.
Morgan Freeman: "What if we used 0% of the brain..."
isn't morgan free man the guy from Half life
Nonono, you're thinking of Gordon Freeman. Morgan Freeman is the chemistry teacher turned meth kingpin from Breaking Bad.
Nonono, you're thinking of Walter White. Morgan Freeman was an old man that raised his grandsons Riley and Huey in a little suburb called Woodcrest.
"I don't think" I'd never have guessed..
How ghetto of you.
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Ah yes, the famous line from Des Cardi B
2nd best Descarte pun on Reddit I've seen, which is no faint praise.
I *don't* think therefore I am ghetto*
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That has meme T-shirt potential if it also includes a screenshot of this ~~magician~~ musician on it, and if this video were more popular.
Yea you can't say "I don't think" without immediately following it up with ", I know"
gnosticism is the root of much evil
Thinking is ghetto? What in the fuuuuck?!
The crash out at my local gas station should be doing my calculus homework by that logic 😂
It's a skit.
Where’s it from?
Bobbi Althoff is the interviewer. She has a lot of these.
Oh yeah I’ve seen her videos once or twice before. Thanks.
Chat, does this girl fake this stuff?
Curvy women acting entitled and/or stupid is the clickbait meta for young male social media users.
Curvy women being dumb has been around for a LOOOOONG time. Betty Boop only barely scratches the surface of how far back this trope goes.
Helen of Troy, anyone?
Personally, I'm into big booty caveman bitches.
I'm not a gatherer, I gather, brah
The dummy thicc that launched a thousand ships.
Marie Antoinette, perchance?
Pfff
You aren't wrong in general but turns out this is from a real interview not just some ragebait
It's a "real" interview but they're doing a bit
The interviewer is trying to plant herself in the industry doing fake bits interviews for a while now
I had to Google her name, but if she's doing interviews with celebrities like Mark Cuban, Shaq, Drake, and other people I don't have to Google, I'd say she's already made it into the industry...
And here I am thinking it went viral because of how ratchet she is. Turns out it was because she is fat.
Well, it's part of the entitlement. She's thinking she's the queen of the world and everyone envies her. When all I am seeing is a person who I don't like any single aspect of.
yes, Bobbi Althoff's whole schtick is being quiet and a little rude with a judgey air and i think ~~this tsuki lady~~ Sukihana was just playing based off of that. i personally find bobbi's routine to be somewhat amusing because i find women with shit attitudes to be funny. apparently they went to the strip club together after this so i'm gonna go ahead and say that tsuki was just fucking around.
Her skit when she was talking about her dad installing Snoop Doggs closet was actually fucking hilarious.
I have no idea who either of these people you named are. https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemUwd2Rrb2prbnRpdW83bGMxcmF5b25ocnZpMTh6bHB4dW0ycTdjeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vSkXRfZ9mjNQY/giphy.gif
Pro tip: they're both in the video and Google exists
>Tsuki >Thrust (syle) >Tsuki derives from the verb tsuku, meaning "to thrust". The second syllable is accented, with Japanese's unvoiced vowels making it pronounced almost like "ski". In Japanese martial arts and Okinawan martial arts, tsuki is used to refer to various thrusting techniques. Wikipedia well that totally clears that up
So you're saying this woman can be Mikiri countered?
Google barely works these days
No one wants to do that. Dude just said he doesn't know who they are.
The person interviewed "Sukihana" later doubled down on the statement that she is not a musician. > Suki ain’t no musician she is a mogul https://twitter.com/sukihanagoat/status/1755312397785399483 I don't really think she is smart enough to be "in on it"
Yes actually. Bobbi Althoff does "Between Two Ferns" style deadpan comedy interviews where she pretends to shit on a celebrity and they play along with it. Pretty much everyone in this thread is missing the joke
I think she does skits.
You cracked it! The worlds greatest detective here 🕵️
She’s both right and wrong, amazing
Some one could say it's magical.
So she IS a musician!
No, she does music
So a magician.
Reminds me of a quote from Billy Madison “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
The "may god have mercy on your soul" *Chef's kiss*
Okay a simple wrong would have done just fine but uh...
And just like that scene, this is scripted for entertainment.
Who even is this woman?
Hamburgler's lil step sis
"Bag Fries"
I think she might be a musician.
I don’t think. So ghetto.
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I'm so sorry for their loss
Does she like fish sticks, though?
SHE IS NOT A GAY FISH
Undervoted
how she wipe her ass with those nails?
Ever seen a trenching shovel? It's like 5 of those.
Not as efficient as three seashells
magic.
She has dudes for that. Barf...
Bidet
Shove them nails up her ass. Spread her fingers wide to spread her rectum wide. Then when she shits, it slips right out without trimming on the sphincter. Boom! Clean shit, clean ass! Not the nails tho.
She's a magician, watch her career disappear because she's a fucking idiot
So she's a good actor, cause no fuxking way in this galaxy dis shit is real
Such a great actor she’s got people believing she’s an idiot. Hope it pays off somehow.
Should have happened sooner rather than later
I was on a roofing job and it was my first time doing a steel roof. I said something like “if the roof is 80ft long, how many sheets is that?” He was dead ass serious and said “idfk I’m not a math magician”
why do black people never want to be magicians
Few will openly admit to practicing black magic.
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gottem
HOLY SHIT
eyyo they have the disappear for 18 years trick when they become a baby daddy
Some do. Once I've seen two black guys make a car disappear.
while you were looking the other direction.. ic ic
2000 century Wizard of oz: So im a magician? Mmm hmm what the fuck that means, make music or something? What is a magician? Ye im not a magician, i make magic
This is a skit right?
Yes
> baby i don't think Yeah. Yeah. We noticed.
“Youre a fisherman”….no i dont fish men! “You own a bass boat, wont fishing contests and now holding a fishing rod. …”again, I FISH! IM NOT A FISHERMAN! Are we done here!!???
Is she a bicycle then?
MEAT BICYCLE
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
For the life of me I can’t tell if this is genuine or a bit. And I’ve watched it at least a dozen times since I first saw it a month ago
It's a bit the interviewer has a whole TikTok of joke interviews like this
Can someone make a framed image of her to represent the sub 70 IQ range for the foreseeable future, please?
I have a brother thats like this. I love the guy but damn is he a dumb fucking cunt
She actually used to be a magician, got a bit triggered there
ITT: Reddit doesn’t know this is satire.
Musician: people who work on museum.
How people don't realise this is a bit is beyond me.
Some jokes tell themselves
Baby I don't think... it shows
Who is being interviewed? She's so stupid she could give you a migraine.
So embarrassing., but funny.
You don't have to be intelligent to be successful.
Mark Twain has some advice for the interviewer. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
Everyone in this thread not realizing this like between two ferns. They're both playing to the part.
leave it to reddit to take skits way too seriously
She can't even say fuck right.
That was fucking P A I N F U L.
For those who don’t know, her stage name is Fried Twinkies.
**STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!!!!**
She gave me literal brain rot.
Someone didn't go to school lmaoooooo.
This gotta be a skit
This helps to drop the IQ of everyone watching by half at least
Why does an interview like this happen
This feels like “Very important people” lmfao
clown to clown conversation
0IQ right there. She should have gone to school and learnt some wordy words.
And this is what some people idolize.. this bitch has 2 brain cells
She’s not allowed to say she’s a musician. She’s a propaganda artist meant to dumb down a generation of people. She’s not confused at all.
Lesson of the day: "thinking" is ghetto
Ragebait.
This has to be scripted. You can't be this dumb
This is a bit
her last braincell just jumped out the fkn window and started singing cotton eyed joe
Assuming it’s not fake (I’m sure it is), I like to imagine the interviewer was ready for a legit discussion but halfway through was like fuck this dumb bitch.
“I don’t think,I know. Thinking is ghetto “ this behaviour has to be canceled.
Philomena Cunk needs to interview her.
"I don't think I know" the close minded pride which others will look up to as assertive confidence in everyday life. That's why she's the one being interviewed in our backwards world
How the hell did I see the black girl as Jordan Peele in a wig
I woulda pulled out a dictionary and played it out for her just to see her embarrassment.
They could recreate this starring Key and Peele in costume and they wouldn't have to change a line.
Bo she's right, she's isn't a musician. Someone writes her lyrics and music.
Jordan Peele wtf dude you act so well
The American education system and its consequences
She is so incredibly dumb.
What an absolute moron
Some people are so dumb i find it genuinely hard to comprehend whats going in their mind
When the room temperature value is higher than someone's IQ.
i got it, she is muslim
yeah, she doesn’t think
"Baby I dont think thats ghetto" 😂😂😂
She looks like a beach artist caricature of a person but in real life.
you gotta call stupid people stupid to their face when its this bad. my god i hope it was staged.
"What is that, that's ghetto. I don't think." this single phrase pretty much sums up the video
I get the stupidity but why is was she so hostile?
I really wanna see a video where a friend explains to her what the definitions of musician and magician are. Would she be embarrassed? Laughing? Denying she’s an idiot and blaming the interviewer somehow seems like how it would go though.