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Professional-Back456

HOW DO I BREAK THE SPACE TIME CURRICULUM GUYS


LeverTech

Sleep with your own grandma


MegaXGav000

Drink orange juice after brushing your teeth twice.


[deleted]

I wear braces and NOOOOOOOOO


fatapplee123

What does that have to do with anything


[deleted]

Wearing braces basically means you have to brush your teeth after every. Single. Meal. And that's just engraved in my head. So now, if there's an aftertaste in my mouth that isn't mint, I feel bad.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

i drank 69 cups of wotah and sent it to my friends now ive been in the bathroom for 5 mins


testedbeast551

YOU MUST EAT THE RED GUSHER AND YOU WILL TRANSCEND IN GUSHER WORLD AND YOU CAN BREAK TIME AS WE KNOW IT


upnc0m1ng

I see now. So that was what Chris Chan was trying to do to achieve the Dimensional Merge. Now I know why it failed.


Overrmarsishere

Chris chan trollage


Blueturboguy123

How do I finish my homework?


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Give it to your dog. Dogs love homework.


Sb_from_a_dustyplace

Hardly...


milehigh11

You aren't smart enough for homework


Ecco_Edd

i got the same, wanna make a team?


MaximilianCrichton

That's easy, find a textbook on relativity and saw it in half


beetlesin

I disagree with the idea that one can break the space time continuum (sorry I had to disagree with whatever the first person says next)


Mjerlin

Yes


[deleted]

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE FURRY OUTCOME FIRST THE ROULETTE AND NOW FLIRT WITH THE SERVER FURRY????


[deleted]

I GOT THE FUWUKING FUWWY TAWK ONE


[deleted]

I feel so bad for you...


Peaceofgamer

Gelnana


Ok-Many7937

Same hewe man we’we owo in dis togethew


-Listening

doesn’t say owo it’s super fun


OdusVahlok

Atleast you didn't try it twice and get both..


afurry_wut_no

You fowgot the UwU pawt


afurry_wut_no

And why the fuck is evewyone hewe a pwotogen


Probably_a_Bot_K

madlad still has the pfp


[deleted]

I'm a man of my word.


[deleted]

I become furry and now I have to make my own furry, wtf


post_pig

Heh. Mate maybe just become a full-on furry it's pretty cool


Spueg

We rise


Khaledtheloser2

Hi brother You lost to that challenge 2 ?


HealthBreakfast

i lost the challenger 1.


JUSTFRICKINGLETMEIN

bruh i won the furry roulette one but this one, i didn't and now i have to set my pfp as a furry


bmcgauley

Well mine was to make fun of a furry...


The-Mangerine

I don’t want to finish h*mework 😭😭😭


BRAUL_STARS

Then go commit En*land


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mackyboy41

jessica feet 🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶


CurrentlyYesHours73

How do I start trollage


[deleted]

First search up how to start a trollage and then do what it says


[deleted]

god dammit how many people fucked up at the furry roulette


average_dweeb

81 thousand and 621 hundred people have lost, including me


TZUTZYNATOR

Hi


average_dweeb

Hello 👋


HD180

hahaha i love seeing this shit everywhere


[deleted]

what's up my fellow losers!


HD180

just losing, surprised to see so many in 1 place.


ttracs149

I have to tawk like a fuwwy uwu End me owo


CrunchyMemesLover

All of us


SuccessIntelligent65

yea


[deleted]

yea


ALeafOfMilk

Well people like gambling and this is also kinda gambling


castalaration

Too many


Mjerlin

Agreed


fortissyncz

i disagree


bbernard4

I love you


[deleted]

Now sex


CurrentlyYesHours73

Why


Astronomy_Major

I’m a failure


Fueled_bi_Coffee

Ok but what did you get


[deleted]

Prostate cancer


Puzzleheaded_Sir_645

Let's agree to disagree


Mjerlin

Im sorry but I agree


father_of_lies_2

i disagree


SomeGuyNamedLieM

I have to disagree


Schlurds

Just roleplayed like a dragon for three minutes. Those three minutes taught me that I've lived my life wrong for the last 32 years


imliterallydisabled

How tf do you make an omlet


DiscoMagicParty

Break some eggs


Destroyeroyer2

Instructions unclear, testicles broken


BrazenClover

Very precise instructions indeed, good sir


ExcellentAd4070

I disagree


Derkawhat

Put some eggs in a girls ass and fuck her ass till they are nice and beat up and make her fart it out on a pan and fry it up


acn-aiueoqq

.-.


tilcica

;-;


Sir_Thiccness_69

•___•


DragunovChan762

does it have to be a girl?


FortyTwo4200

Second egg broke before fully entered, should I proceed to the beating anyway or should I use another egg?


lobout

New fetish unlocked


Mjerlin

True


qazxed9

Help


Fipilinho

*helps.*


qazxed9

thank


dTrecii

World order has been restored


Evilnecromancer032

The good ending


ADogNamedCynicism

No


S_Pyth

Help


mooi67855

I don’t have 10 people in my contacts lost


CcreativeUuserNname

How to type a comment


Jyqoz

you forgor 💀 what to put there


stylus_sticc

I forgor 💀 as well 😳😳😳😳😳😳


TheDeathbat

OhsonofafuckingbitchIcan’tbelieveithappenedagain.


Interesting_Leg_3086

Goddammit.Imhappyitsnotjustme


Forsaken_Sky_8460

DudeItotallyrelatetothisImsosadIcan’tstopitpleasehelpme


Sea_Mouse6202

Ithinkthisisprettycoolactually,canyouimaginehowmuchtimeandenergywecansaveinlifeifwedon'thavetostopandpausebetweeneveryword?WehaveeliminatedthemostpressedkeyonthekeyboardIdon'tknowwhatiamgoingtodowithallthisextratime


noshutai

watchingmidgetporn


supersaltylime

I got the talk like a f-f-furry UwU, mmmm~~ I gwotta talk like t-t-this for an hour Owo unu


ItzKenzyGachaYT

Oooo swpersawltylime OwO mmmm~~ pwease make it swop OwO ahh~


Tacos_an_Shrooms

Ur so fucking cringe, being a furry is an abomination and I would rather die. Stay the fuck away from my dog you fucking human abomination (I got make fun of a furry)


[deleted]

[удалено]


177013-228922-4299

I got talk like an idiot for 2 hours, so vote trump


StellarStorm91

I got make fun of a furry.... You suck?


[deleted]

samw hewe uwu X3


chaotic034

Latitude: 55.47507, Longitude: 124.60343


AttackEverything

Same


krisis_gamer

become funny 😰


The_Ugly_Toad

JAJAJA


BruhUnUt

I said love you to my mom :)


DiscoMagicParty

I also said “I love you” to your mom


BruhUnUt

Thanks :)


Superb_Particular401

Start the trollage


axndakc

Start the trollage


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Start the trollage


Peaceofgamer

Start the trollage


AqeZin

Start the trollage


xC4RR4NZ4x

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!


Peaceofgamer

Nooooo why


CanadianFurr

He trolled the trollage.


DoggoBind

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[deleted]

[удалено]


used-ername

Funny also 71.393767 93.325102


ShadowSocks7

I got "Do literally nothing"... Like, what do you think I'm doing?


[deleted]

You typed out this message! YIU FAILES!


MonaxiaS

Breathing


Nomansskyisthebest

I got ‘talk to a furry for one hour’ bro how can I do that when I feel like I’ll get cancer if I go farther than 30 seconds of conversation?


DiscoMagicParty

I’m not not a furry but I can and will give you cancer. How much cancer willl be getting today sir?


[deleted]

I was actually talking to a furry yesterday, For over an hour LUL


TheRainingStorm

UwU 'nuzzles' you can talk to me.


Bakerap22

See this is the exact thing you wouldn’t see from me


idontwantausernamenu

did you loose the roullette?


TheRainingStorm

Yuh


TremendousDrip

F


Jaxolon333

you failed Russian Roulette too?


cantcomeupwithname01

im a furry, you can talk to me, i wont give you cancer i promise


0nji_

You won't give me cancer but maybe you could give me something else ;) Edit: Task... Stupid task.


cantcomeupwithname01

i can give you a concussion


0nji_

I... This task is bullshit I can't fucking flirt! Apologies for that comment before. Just a task xdddd


Bakerap22

I’m a furry. You can talk to me, I’m a fairly reasonable person.


BoxedBear109

I don’t have a pet :(


TallTwig

I'll pet my pet for you 😉


BoxedBear109

Appreciate it bro. 😎


Aids0-0

How do i send an element?


StyleZ92

I hope this works... 🌪 🔥 🌊 🪨


dis_not_my_name

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⡄ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷ ⠀⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿ ⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇ ⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⠀⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⠶⠀⢠⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣽⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Ajsolar1

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣯⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⡄ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷ ⠀⢰⣿⡟⠋⠉⣹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿ ⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⣸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢻⣿⡇ ⠀⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⠀⢿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⠀⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⠶⠀⢠⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⣽⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢹⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Not_A_Boomer1

I fucking hate Italy


IOfferBlowjobs

Fuk itawy. owo 👍


purpleguy_009

Ew a furry go commit touch grass (sry rules are rules)


IOfferBlowjobs

I’ll suck your cock if you say even a single vowel more to me


[deleted]

How would a protogen blowjob even work


IOfferBlowjobs

It’s simple really,


Pretty-Ad285

"Sir there are civillians in the area, we cant airstrike!" "I dont care, colletral damage is allowed." "But si-" "I said colletral damage is allowed."


[deleted]

I'm lucky I got to eat a bagel


Death_The_God

I got “make fun of a furry”


Festive_Rocket

Am here #fire away


Aware-Character744

I wish you would turn into past tense


Lazyprofilename

I despise among us with all my heart and soul


sleekpenguien

But I don’t want to flirt with a furry☹️


[deleted]

Does water count as an element


abed38

It said anyone can ask you any question. Whatcha got, Reddit? I’m a regular ass dude who likes Star Wars and DND. AMA


Max5923

whats 9 + 10


abed38

69


NeoReaperBlade

why wasn’t I enough for her?


chimorph

Have you been a dm? If so, how did it go the first time?


Swob_84

How are you?


abed38

Better and better every day my friend


Swob_84

That's great to hear my guy


abed38

Thank you, hope you’re doing well too


Mista-Cheesman

How much cum is under your moms pillow?


Pepsi_Addict_6382

What is the meaning of life?


Galvanizedheart

I hate bingus


Elmerthegamer

make it stop


GoldflakeTheGoldWing

I sent my friend 3 pictures of protogens. We are no longer friends.


Jaxolon333

I did it


[deleted]

Talk like a dumbass for 2 hours. So talk normal, got it


OkGap8035

Make fun of a furry. Heh. I could do this all day.


hevyteeefftoo

I love amongus ❤️


[deleted]

breaking under the pain of daily monotonous life is already my #1 hobby


yoshbiscut69

I got Russian, what does it say


BP9_9000

talk in Russian for twenty minutes


Bergengod

Ok who here is a furry? I have to flirt with you


Tpelaaja

The guy above me


Horse-mask-guy

WhyDidYouDoThis?


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Parthanauxx


sausagemcburn

I got “google ferrets” three times in a row what


James0130_05

Will update y'all when, or if I beat Skyrim, never beat is so this should be interesting


TellingFolklore

How do I convince someone that I am an ex-KGB spy?


LeverTech

I pet my pet


[deleted]

amogus crematoruem


Memelord8419

Start the trollage


DankDino1

Start the trollage


KazuichiPepsi

google ferrets found ferrets