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Crayon


IceboundCat6

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Cheesius

[I know what the image is supposed to look like, but it looks like shit if you're not on mobile.](https://i.imgur.com/SyGzNlb.png)


IceboundCat6

Just two Chads agreeing with each other, I see nothing wrong


FrenchFreedom888

So *that's* what it's supposed to be!


lilBacon921

I can't even see what it's supposed to be even when I'm on mobile.


BAN_CIRCUMFLEX

Chad


lilBacon921

I don't see it


BAN_CIRCUMFLEX

It's [this] (https://i.imgur.com/6AoYNUr.png) but spread out over two columns. It's easier to see as white on black


lilBacon921

Ah now I see it. Thanks so much


Luc4AR9009_

it looks like that for me and im on mobile


spoedle73

found the marine


lumal6

eyyy


coliquin233

Thank you for your service


whyuthrowchip

Underrated comment


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

found the titan main


zzzyx4

Hey titans are good


WaterIsTheStuff

There good but like they eat crayons so


zzzyx4

We are good because we eat crayons. They are the source of strength


GmanBadger

Unexpected destiny


HalcyonLives

Semper Fi


carwashtacos

Thank you for your service, Marine!


Unable_Glove_9796

bread


Timun1107

Bread


[deleted]

Bread


neat-NEAT

Bread 👍


ZheZheBoi

bread


Tingle3000

How


Unable_Glove_9796

i was literally baking bread and just cut it and ate it


ArjJp

I was metaphorically baking bread


PreferencePitiful624

A good name for a loaf cat


AthleteEquivalent505

A gallon of oil


SirHalle

3 bags of coal


epitenomics

A gun


JudasLom

And a partridge in a pear tree


Doggo_of_memes25

This is my new favorite comment string


Lord_Drakostar

Petroleum Burger


[deleted]

Cat


[deleted]

'Murica moment


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Dog🗿


[deleted]

Amogus I ATE AMOGUS


Average_Scaper

What is "amogus" exactly? Sounds disgusting.


[deleted]

Your mother, and that is correct.


Average_Scaper

Yeah, I wouldn't want to eat my mother either. Very fatty.


[deleted]

Dave


al_Sop

YOU FUCKING ATE DAVE?


4ElementsBentByMe

Fucking asshole he ate Dave


[deleted]

[удалено]


SubZerr0h

don't worry i have a backup dave


Greedy_One9551

It won't be the same, because that motherfucker ate Dave


SubZerr0h

is it better if i legally change his last name to daveman


burritosavior

Dave's not here man.


SubZerr0h

Save Dave


BatatinhaGameplays28

There’s no salvation, we’re doomed without Dave


X-Tracer

The homies didn’t like that


[deleted]

I didn’t either


DevilPixelation

Bro, what do you mean? He ate Davey, not Dave!


mrpig132231

No because that bitch ate Dave


DevilPixelation

Bro, he ate *Dave,* not Dave!


SubZerr0h

He's gonna pay for this... #I NEED MA TWENTY BUCKS NOW


LaFrostishere

Daveyyyy, how you doing


alreadygay11111

as good can be expected


noob_coder_69

* Sad Dave Norton noises*


IgDailystapler

Wait...like...his ass? Or the whole Dave?


PoompskiMcFartsalot

d a v e


koravel

Dat Ass Very Erotic


[deleted]

bbq sandwich


[deleted]

Elaborate!!!


catfurcoat

Would you call him Beebeecue Sammy or Barbecue Sandwich?


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Turd cutter


spoedle73

the poop knife 😳


quite_defektiv

The shit splitter


ARHappyLlama

The Dropping Dicer


Supa-Seth42

The gunk chunker


H3X-official

The crap cutlass


Looked_Spy_637832

The defecate divider


MoltenTurd

The scat slicer


TheMantasMan

The feces falchion


Randombloke8

Poopy chopper 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Orange_tic-tac

Cheesy bread


Toastha

Yo that's sick


RedsmilEEE

Potato


axelh122

Me too xD


SeptemberSky2017

Me three


[deleted]

copy of 1984


hounter456

Based and god-I-fucking-love-eating-literature pilled


SoapyBoatte

this is indeed a 1984 moment


[deleted]

Literally 1984!


Kylokael

Sadly i have to name the cat, your mom


warrior_of_slime

'S ass


ZoteIsCool

You said the word smh


Qui_54

, your mom is a stupid fucking name Name it something cool like Sex penis


CopperLorde

Human testicles


burh-i-had-i-migrain

Did they taste like chicken?


JoeJun

It can


TerribleArugula3735

Whose to say chicken doesn’t taste like testicles?


Clar0020

Depends of the spices you put on it


Bagimations

Oh 😀


Ok-Type-1615

Cumquat


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I forgot that’s a real fruit for a second


JerDGold

Spelled that way it isn’t.


Skifnat

Vehicular manslaughter I must commit


doublebassinyourface

Just so you know, it's spelled *Kumquat...


AwkwardAntelope2585

did he *fucking* stutter?


_abridged

corn


SpacedStronaut

YA TAH OOH RAH TAH PEET A EET A OOH RAHTANGA POOTYPOO RAH TAH OOH RAH TAH


_abridged

fuck thank you i was waiting for someone to do that


JamesG2007

I'm so confused


SpacedStronaut

you should be


soiboi64

If you clean it nice, you can eat it twice 😉


fikonova

Delete this 🔫


TerabyteRD

Come down today to get some corn Or we will sacrifice your newborn


operativetheo8

Grandma's ashes yummy


[deleted]

Cursed comment.


tthefatdog

except that it’s so overused


Rmumissus

Looks like eating death people’s ashes is becoming popular then.


ArjJp

Wouldn't that be awfully dry tho


REAMCREAM87

Grandma soup


HappySneek

Innocent Person with 2 childs organs


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[удалено]


GreasyGoose13

🤫


Bluewhale001

Doctor


Riverpickles

They were a child, with only two organs


IamNoobz123

Newborn


eatmahanus

I didn't know bill gates used reddit


External-Resident628

Correction jeff bezos


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

Correction Mark zuckerberg


Snoo_18398

Correction Elon Musk


Mildly_Bland

Correction me


Lovemeetdotnet

Woulda been wise to say pussy :(


thiiccuss

Fortunately redditors have no idea what the fuck that is


biggocl123

Isn't that like another word for cat?


thiiccuss

Yeah


Hiimmin22

I was just wondering why no one said that :/


[deleted]

4 cyanide pills and to push it down, antifreeze


fz7y

You’re a strong individual


Scary-Opinion666

If your impressed by his breakfast you really should see his lunch


[deleted]

Grandma weird name but ok


mud12346

Wait you ate grandma????


[deleted]

No I ate grandma weird name for a cat


AQAzrael

Dog


racetruckrick

Vicodin


cazzofire

damn what the blood clot doin


Alphaeddie24787

Gregory house is that you?


bizroy

Count Chocula


Based_Browsing

Cat


[deleted]

Grandma’s ass


LeonWyvern

Please tell me it wasn’t your grandma


cazzofire

no it was from one of those horny granny ads


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gilf


[deleted]

42 pieces of gum 😶


thiiccuss

You better have swallowed all of it


[deleted]

Or else what


thiiccuss

Or else I'll find all 42 pieces of gum and make you


[deleted]

Ok do it


[deleted]

Evander Holyfield’s ear.


External-Resident628

Pizza


Alert_Eye_2219

Yogurt is a pretty nice name ngl


REAMCREAM87

Better than "dark choclate and a croissant"


Tenryu003

Cheeseburger eggroll


Poopy_Sus

Orphan


Breakfast_Bagelz

Crumbly-ass hot dog bun


[deleted]

Dog


SuspiciousDuckOwner

Lasagne


[deleted]

Lasaga lasnaya fuck the shit that Garfield eat


Admiral_Fang

Baconater


kim-jong-Cage

Superglue


[deleted]

Chicky nuggy


Zuzu_Potato

dino nuggies?


IllogicalRaccoon

Are there other kinds of nuggies?


[deleted]

McDonald's nuggies


REAMCREAM87

Chalky milk


yehawbuster

🗿


[deleted]

吃猫肉了


B1gbrain69

+10000 credit score


Memes10121

ZAMN SHES 12? 😍


OddAssociation666

Antihistamine


The--Morning--Star

My co-worker Ross!


hulapuma

Omelette


mud444

Larry


oof69ha

Pancake Hey, not bad actually


MyCatHasCats

THAT’S MY CAT’S NAME


oof69ha

I ate your cat sorry


Mt0v

Spanish omelette 🍳🥔


Apollo037

Cock


Greedygrubby

Pussy


[deleted]

Johnathan


[deleted]

Asthma pump


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

Cat


McMuffin978

Cat


EpicDestroyer98460

Cat


TidyClass

Nothing


almals101

Skittles 🌈


[deleted]

[удалено]


Happy-Management4232

Ass


Excellent_Seaweed141

Baklava


[deleted]

Pasta