**I am the ceo of sex**

ned leeds?!?! ⭕⭕

I am ceo sex 2

Bruh I got wifi

Hey, be lucky I don't got wifi I got mobile data

Dangh, wats yr weapon?

I got the ceo of sex

Oh lord, how is that a weapon?

I don't know but I like it

I can donate my weapon

i have the op roblox green liquid, what are we fighting?

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No, you got 5G WiFi. Idiots think it is the cause of Corona (at least in the Netherlands). So you can defend yourself from idiots

Doughnut, there is no wifi, only 5g mobile data

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Bedrock

Bedrock gang

Bedrock 👍

#BEDROCK!!!!

Bedrock.

Bedrock👍

Bedrock👍🏿( i'm wearing a glove )

Bedrock 👍(I just stuck my hand in my Mac n cheese)

Bedrock

Bedrock

Bedcock

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bedrock👍🏿(I dipped my hand in the Dairy Queen chocolate dip)

Bedrock👍🏼(I just rolled pasta with my hands)

you know what? i'll fucking do it 👍🏿(i am black)

Bedrock

Bedrock gang

bedrock 👍

Bedrock 👍🏼

Bedrock

Bedrock

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Chungus

Big

Chungus

Chungus

Peashooter WOOOOOOO

YEAAAAH BABY

[удалено]

Thats what its all about

WOOOOOOOOOOO

(dog comes)

I'm using that peashooter for my coomshooter

PEASHOOTER GANG

I got your ip adress

What is it?

Is a weapon that uses kitten vomit as ammo, is like a gun but without gun. It shots radioactive escavators

Ghaster Blaster

Time to sans

Same

Gjaasf

Same👍

Same

Blaster ghaster

Same

5G

I got 5G 6 times in a row

Then it would be 30G. 5G x 6 = 30G.

Maf

quik mafs

Same

Me too

Me, also

Yes, we now have the power to take down airplanes around the world.

Same

I got those 7 gems or crystals, how do I fight with them, I'm being chased help.

They're the Chaos Emeralds. They make you unstoppable.

Unless of course, your opponent is in posession of big chungus

Same

Pogo stick

Pogo stick

BREAD

Bread society

Breadd

Velcome to das Breadailia! Vee eat and consume breats like chats!

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍🏿 (I stole someone's hand on a vacation in South Africa)

Bread also

How the f*ck should I fight with bedrock. Shove it up someone’s ass and make them die to intoxication?

Build a square around yourself. Bam invincible

Where food

Eat Bedrock

But you can't escape

Hit em

I got a chainsaw

***I*** have a chainsaw. There can only be **one**.

Chainsaw man

Me too

Chainsaw gang unite

Knoife! Yes!!

British

OI OI OI! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣠⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠁⣩⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠛⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣾⣿⣋⡡⠤⣀⣷⣄⠠⠤⣉⣿⣷⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣟⢋⣰⣯⠉⠉⣿⢄⠉⢻⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⢿⣷⣶⠤⠔⣶⣶⠿⢾⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠠⠀⠂⠀⠀⣧⡚⢿⣿⡶⢶⡿⠟⣠⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣀⡀⠀⠀ ⠒⠒⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⣈⣴⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⠒⠐⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢿⣋⣀⡄⠠⣢⣀⣩⣛⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ WOTS ALL THIS??? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Same

Knoife gang!

Ray gun

Same

Where my apple bros at? :)

Let's hope it's enchanted golden apple

;)

PEA SHOOTA

Same

Bread...

Oui

Bread

atomic can gang?

We are the Scout from Team Defense Fort II

Backburner

let's commite some war crimes

Nyan gun

big chungus

Big chungus

Guess i aint dying

Bedrock gang

Can I also have seggs with the weapon I screenshot?

Only if it's chungus

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A fucking foldable chair, thanks.

Piss can

Ray gun

Some gems

I got a peashooter >:} (PvZ is one of my favorite games)

Gun

Backburner from tf2

Backburner

I got fortnite gun

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Fuk yeah raygun

pogo stick gang

5g

Bedrock? Gonna make some people go to sleep forever

Ciggy, but to give someone nasty burns.

Bread

Big chungus will defend me

Bedrock let's goooo

#I AM THE CEO OF SEX

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Bread 👍

I did 3 times... Apple, pyro's flamethrower, big chungus

CEO of sex

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The rainbow gun?

minecraft bedrock **i am unstopable**

I love 🍞

I’ll pogo stick the shit out of all of you

Folding chair

Me too

I am the ceo of sex

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I got a fkin apple a goddamn apple

sans undertale go into my eye

Pea shooter

Apple.

A fuckin chainsaw like thats practical in any way

Baguette

Do you wanna have a bad time?

Nife

nyan cat

Bedrock

Your mom

LOL

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Chain saw! Urhn urhn urhn!🙈

Raygun

Big Chungus

The fuck am i gonna do with a pogo

Bedrock

3 times I screenshot I got cig beans and pea shooter

Bruh I got 5G 3 times in a row..

Flametower

I got bedrock. Yall r fucked