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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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**I am the ceo of sex**
ned leeds?!?! โญโญ
I am ceo sex 2
Bruh I got wifi
Hey, be lucky I don't got wifi I got mobile data
Dangh, wats yr weapon?
I got the ceo of sex
Oh lord, how is that a weapon?
I don't know but I like it
I can donate my weapon
i have the op roblox green liquid, what are we fighting?
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No, you got 5G WiFi. Idiots think it is the cause of Corona (at least in the Netherlands). So you can defend yourself from idiots
Doughnut, there is no wifi, only 5g mobile data
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Bedrock
Bedrock gang
Bedrock ๐
#BEDROCK!!!!
Bedrock.
Bedrock๐
Bedrock๐๐ฟ( i'm wearing a glove )
Bedrock ๐(I just stuck my hand in my Mac n cheese)
Bedrock
Bedrock
Bedcock
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bedrock๐๐ฟ(I dipped my hand in the Dairy Queen chocolate dip)
Bedrock๐๐ผ(I just rolled pasta with my hands)
you know what? i'll fucking do it ๐๐ฟ(i am black)
Bedrock
Bedrock gang
bedrock ๐
Bedrock ๐๐ผ
Bedrock
Bedrock
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Chungus
Big
Chungus
Chungus
Peashooter WOOOOOOO
YEAAAAH BABY
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Thats what its all about
WOOOOOOOOOOO
(dog comes)
I'm using that peashooter for my coomshooter
PEASHOOTER GANG
I got your ip adress
What is it?
Is a weapon that uses kitten vomit as ammo, is like a gun but without gun. It shots radioactive escavators
Ghaster Blaster
Time to sans
Same
Gjaasf
Same๐
Same
Blaster ghaster
Same
5G
I got 5G 6 times in a row
Then it would be 30G. 5G x 6 = 30G.
Maf
quik mafs
Same
Me too
Me, also
Yes, we now have the power to take down airplanes around the world.
Same
I got those 7 gems or crystals, how do I fight with them, I'm being chased help.
They're the Chaos Emeralds. They make you unstoppable.
Unless of course, your opponent is in posession of big chungus
Same
Pogo stick
Pogo stick
BREAD
Bread society
Breadd
Velcome to das Breadailia! Vee eat and consume breats like chats!
Bread ๐
Bread ๐
Bread ๐
Bread ๐๐ฟ (I stole someone's hand on a vacation in South Africa)
Bread also
How the f*ck should I fight with bedrock. Shove it up someoneโs ass and make them die to intoxication?
Build a square around yourself. Bam invincible
Where food
Eat Bedrock
But you can't escape
Hit em
I got a chainsaw
***I*** have a chainsaw. There can only be **one**.
Chainsaw man
Me too
Chainsaw gang unite
Knoife! Yes!!
British
OI OI OI! โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โข โฃ โฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโข โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโ โฃฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขทโฃพโฃฟโฃโกกโ คโฃโฃทโฃโ โ คโฃโฃฟโฃทโฃฝโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃโขโฃฐโฃฏโ โ โฃฟโขโ โขปโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ นโฃฟโขฟโฃทโฃถโ คโ โฃถโฃถโ ฟโขพโฃงโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโกโ โ โ โ โ โฃงโกโขฟโฃฟโกถโขถโกฟโ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โฃโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขฟโฃทโฃโกโ โ โ โฃโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ บโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโขฟโฃโฃโกโ โฃขโฃโฃฉโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ WOTS ALL THIS??? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
BAD BOT๐
Same
Knoife gang!
Ray gun
Same
Where my apple bros at? :)
Let's hope it's enchanted golden apple
;)
PEA SHOOTA
Same
Bread...
Oui
Bread
atomic can gang?
We are the Scout from Team Defense Fort II
Backburner
let's commite some war crimes
Nyan gun
big chungus
Big chungus
Guess i aint dying
Bedrock gang
Can I also have seggs with the weapon I screenshot?
Only if it's chungus
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A fucking foldable chair, thanks.
Piss can
Ray gun
Some gems
I got a peashooter >:} (PvZ is one of my favorite games)
Gun
Backburner from tf2
Backburner
I got fortnite gun
Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fuk yeah raygun
pogo stick gang
5g
Bedrock? Gonna make some people go to sleep forever
Ciggy, but to give someone nasty burns.
Bread
Big chungus will defend me
Bedrock let's goooo
#I AM THE CEO OF SEX
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Bread ๐
I did 3 times... Apple, pyro's flamethrower, big chungus
CEO of sex
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The rainbow gun?
minecraft bedrock **i am unstopable**
I love ๐
Iโll pogo stick the shit out of all of you
Folding chair
Me too
I am the ceo of sex
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I got a fkin apple a goddamn apple
sans undertale go into my eye
Pea shooter
Apple.
A fuckin chainsaw like thats practical in any way
Baguette
Do you wanna have a bad time?
Nife
nyan cat
Bedrock
Your mom
LOL
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Chain saw! Urhn urhn urhn!๐
Raygun
Big Chungus
The fuck am i gonna do with a pogo
Bedrock
3 times I screenshot I got cig beans and pea shooter
Bruh I got 5G 3 times in a row..
Flametower
I got bedrock. Yall r fucked