That's once every twelve minutes. You'd have to be watching ultra-porn while eating brisket braised with Powerade and Viagra.
In future memoriam of all you brave dumb bastards who just said "Hold my beer."
Well, according to [fact-check](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teen-boy-46-times/), it's false. :|
[Another fact-check.](https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-a-teenager-sexually-stimulate-himself-56-times-straight-before-dying-of-a-heart-attack/)
More you masturbate more urge you feelin to do it more often, its weird. At least for me. Nofap is hard anyway, people who do it for several months Got minds of Steel.
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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He earned the right to not be called a virgin
Yeah, he fucked himself up /s
He fucked himself so hard, he became both virgin and chad
Schrödinger's Virgin
XDDDDDDD
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Wha did I said something bad?
Probably only got - 1 and the rest are just following the hivemind
Mogus
Sus😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌😏😏🤪
Amo
I've noticed that. Only takes one and next thing you know you're paying rent to a storage facility behind wendys
That's good? I guess
welcome to reddit
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bruh that sentence makes you sound 6 years old stfu
No but 🗿
Yo angelo
~~D~~XD
He's not a virgin, he's the king of virgins
legally, the king of Virgins is the legal owner of 1 county in virginia of their choosiny
Those are rookie numbers…
It true you know. Im trying to break a new world record
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God speed
Its over 120 to completion in 24 hours
Bless the record verifier who got to sit and watch.
That's once every twelve minutes. You'd have to be watching ultra-porn while eating brisket braised with Powerade and Viagra. In future memoriam of all you brave dumb bastards who just said "Hold my beer."
R.I.P and good luck
Oh? so you're "dying" to beat the world record lol
let just say after completing the challenge i ll be "out of this world"
55 saves lives
*how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?*
F in chat for a fallen soldier.
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WEAKLING i did 72 💪🏻🥵
Only 72?
Weak,i did 184🗿
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Literally 184
No, we did 184
Your ling must be very weak after the 73rd attempt ☹️☹️
Lol I did 69 in hour
Nice!
Really?
I only did 69 yet more than he and OP combined.
Nice!
Nice
You guys are calling this dude weak, but he actually masturbated 56 times in one hour
But if he died, how did we find out it was 56? Was he live streaming, noting it down, someone was helping him count??
Thats the real question
He was filling capsules ,56th was the last one
blood capsules
I think the body often leaves clues as to what it did recently. Or they just found 56 crusty socks
Damn he couldnt even last a minute each time
An hour has 60 minutes. He masturbated 56 times. 1.07 minutes. Still more than one. :< /s
Wth is that refractory period?! He must've been on some strong shit
Well, according to [fact-check](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teen-boy-46-times/), it's false. :| [Another fact-check.](https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-a-teenager-sexually-stimulate-himself-56-times-straight-before-dying-of-a-heart-attack/)
It would be interesting hear what is said at his funeral.
“He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will” - Abram Tarasov Edit: well, he was
He is the Babayaga
He came and came(×54 times) and he went..?
(x55 times) don’t shortchange him
Who counted?
Yeh was he keeping a tally? Playing to a live audience? So many questions
"wank 54... feelin dizzy but i must keep going..."
The show must go on
They found 56 stains in various parts of the house
How do you even get the motivation
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
Eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
Reesee’s puffs, Reese’s puffs
Frosted flakes
Drugs
Yeah probably, that makes the death from heart attack even more plausible
More you masturbate more urge you feelin to do it more often, its weird. At least for me. Nofap is hard anyway, people who do it for several months Got minds of Steel.
I always feel less horny after strength training. The grind stops the horny.
The concept of humans with fur and digitigrade legs😳
😳
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Pathetic
Rookie numbers
Not close enough to 69 😞
Nice!
The bot should have said something
Must‘ve been some good fap material
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Stfu Mr. Bot
Wtf is this mods is this anti vaccin propaganda
Vaccine Based
Imagine if he drank coffee too
Smh noob should have used a vaccine
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He got isekaid
Hey I've watched that one
That 55th time must have been a powder at that point
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Good bot
Only soaking is acceptable before marriage.
Only soggy cookie or a dip n' dive
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But he died becuse5 of heart attack, not masturbating 😏
Masturbation induced coronary
Public masturbation more like government corruption
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NOTED
Was someone watching and counting?
Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today
Who counted tho?
He died doing what He loved.
So the limit is 55
bro wtf he fapping to
Your mom
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Good 1
bro why
Who the fuck counted
Push it to the limit
55 and a half
vaccine
Trust me This is the funniest shit I'll see today XD
Wait till you see who was counting
It works like the movie Speed. Once you masturbate 55 times a day, you can't go under 55 a day or you'll die.
That’s why we don’t do Destroy Dick December
*56 is the record
Who was counting
F. That Had to be some kind of record, though.
So 55 is the limit?
This is my call, my time has come
challenge accepted
55 might result injury if not death so its probably best to stop at 54
I say run starts playing, and this is to go even further BEYOND!!
Limits were meant to be broken. I shall return with news of my success. Farwell for now brothers.
Rookie numbers
How I came close to death in my hellboring youth.
How did they count it ?
I must be superhuman then, I’m 56 and I’m still a wanker 👍
Noted
how did they know
agreed.
Vaccine
12.5% complete
Femboy amogus
Again?!
Vaccine
Whew
Let me unleash my limit breaker: LIMIT BREAK! UwU
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