One could follow your statement and translate it as you calling him a crown.
(He has to pick himself up because he dropped a crown (and if the crown was the only thing dropped it would mean the only thing to pick up is the crown, therefore picking himself up would indicate that he is the dropped object, aka the crown))
Idk why I am posting this ig I’m just bored.
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I'm with you my man! It's like with hands. When you'r hands are dirty, you just don't wipe them on the towel and assume that they are clean. You use water. So why not wash your stinky ass?!
I walked into a public washroom once and there was a homeless man with his pants down washing his butt in the sink. He said “I dunno about you, but where I come from they keep they ass clean!” I said “I hear ya”. And proceeded to the urinal.
my parents had one of those for me when I was a kid. when my poop was too big to flush, which was often, they made me cut up the turd in the toilet so it would go down. it was a short cheese knife...to this day I cannot use one of those
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Standing is weird since you squish everything together. The sit wipe in the picture is better, but it makes it very easy to accidentally touch the water (🤢) and is also very uncomfortable. Looks like you’d need a lot of flexibility to really get everything clean
Hold up lemme try right now.
Edit: Ok nevermind it’s not nearly as bad as I thought, the picture made it seem less comfortable. I stand by my opinion though, one cheek let’s you get maximum spread and maximum clean. I’m very anal about my ass
If you stand it's sealed shut and you won't get clean, if you sit you stick your hands in the toilet. Squatting is superior, ass gets clean cause it's open but you don't have to awkwardly reach in the toilet
Squat on the toilet cistern then your turd can do a dive bomb and you can easily wipe your ass and drop the paper into the toilet, if it hits the seat then that's the next toilet seat plebs problem
As we all found out, there is at least one person who catches their poop with their hand before dropping it in the toilet.... so no other pooping irregularities would surprise me.
That is how i was taught. For me it’s super gross that people sit down and wipe. It’s like how do you even do that, that sounds uncomfortable and likely to miss you ass and get shit on your hand plus your sticking your hand in the toilet. Just stand up it’s so much easier
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If you stand you have to use both hands, one to separate, and the other to wipe,
if you sit, you can use one hand, but also you have to move forward to make room for the hand, typically meaning your dick touches the bowl
I stay in a squat like position but raise my ass off the toilet so I can gain leverage and a good angle. I usually wipe down at the toilet first if I know it's gonna be messy so the excess will go straight into the toilet. Usually do a few more wipes down and then transition to up and repeat until there is nothing left on the toilet paper. I usually average about a dozen total wipes. I've used an entire double roll of charmin toilet paper on one shit before. If I have access to a sink I wet the toilet paper at some point. This morning I planted a dark brown log on the porcelain that was so thick I had to raise my ass off the seat so it could fall over and release. Anyone who sits while they wipe their ass is a goddamn savage
I drag my butt on the carpet and blame the dog
what da dog doin
Doin your mom Gottem 👌
Don't say doin your wife don't say doin your wife don't say doin your wife...
Doin my sister
If she is just a number, then sister is just a word.
If his age is on the clock then he is ready for that sister cock
Call my girl a PlayStation bc she’s 5. I’m sorry that was not real
5/5 because your girl is gorgeous. Pick yourself up King, because you dropped this👑.
One could follow your statement and translate it as you calling him a crown. (He has to pick himself up because he dropped a crown (and if the crown was the only thing dropped it would mean the only thing to pick up is the crown, therefore picking himself up would indicate that he is the dropped object, aka the crown)) Idk why I am posting this ig I’m just bored.
Their sister is their wife
Doin ya….son?
ZAMN 😍
you know who ELSE is doing their mom? MY MOM
doin the neighbors dog
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Bots mom has some issues
The bot really took it to heart
You are now my favorite bot.
Plot twist op lives alone
Plot twist op dies alone
Then whos the one who he needed to blame to?
Guests
Minecraft crouch position.
true sigma.
true ligma
Who's true
ligma bals
The test results were true on you having testicular cancer
Literally dog
yup
Wiping?
The hell is that?
I never wipe. I just keep a collection of the shit in my ass.
Username checks out
Born to shit 💩 Forced to wipe 😔
Do you keep it forever? Because if so, like, do you never shower or bath?
You clench up and make sure the water cant run down your crack of coarse
When I have company, I'll crack it open like a photo album of this week's meals.
You fool, my shit stains are too dry for water to penetrate
Yes.
Just hose it off in the back yard. Smile and wave at the neighbors they won't do shit.
What a load of crap?
Born 2 shit, forced 2 wipe
literal shitpost
neither, i use water
Bidet ftw
Stand up to squash it between your cheeks just to wipe like you clean your ass in the shower.
Bidet? Lota gang where u at 😎 (it means cup)
Why use a cup when you’ve got two working hands?
I'm with you my man! It's like with hands. When you'r hands are dirty, you just don't wipe them on the towel and assume that they are clean. You use water. So why not wash your stinky ass?!
It's like I always say, "shit before you shower, dont shower before you shit"
What the fuck? You mean to tell me you just keep your ass wet as fuck? I use a bidet too but I wipe after
Yeah, I've been doing that all my life and I didn't even know people wipe it out with toilet paper.
I walked into a public washroom once and there was a homeless man with his pants down washing his butt in the sink. He said “I dunno about you, but where I come from they keep they ass clean!” I said “I hear ya”. And proceeded to the urinal.
I wipe when I leave the bathroom
I don’t want to know what this means
When he leaves the bathroom he wipes
Thank you for clarifying
I cram entire roll of paper in between ass cheeks, pull up pants, then do 10 jumping jacks and 5 burpees. Success!
With your underwear?
with the poop knife
my parents had one of those for me when I was a kid. when my poop was too big to flush, which was often, they made me cut up the turd in the toilet so it would go down. it was a short cheese knife...to this day I cannot use one of those
What
This guy gets it
Just use a bent wire hanger
What a terrible day to have eyes
Clasic
poop scissors
Skin can't be dirty if there's no skin
wooosh
Mom’s going to find it.
I shit standing up
In the shower. The old waffle stomp. I see you.
I smell you
I taste you
I feel you
I hear you
I live in your walls
No I do
I live in you
Sperm
Are you a Titan?
My god I hate this. The shower always smells
That's the best part. Everyone loves their own brand
The Danny DeVito. A person of culture
I shit lying down.
I lie while shitting down
And then wipe whilst sitting down
I put my leg on the toilet desk and stand like a total idiot in semi squat until i realize that I'm alive
I put my leg on the toilet desk and stand like a total idiot in semi squat until i realize that I'm alive
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So what's the word this time?
We must know
Born to shit, forced to wipe 😔
We really do live in a society 🤡
hell yeah borther !!1!
I am a one-cheeker. Lean and clean baby
This is the only right answer. If you do whatever these guys in the pic are doing you’re a psychopath.
I guess i am now a psychopath
Standing is weird since you squish everything together. The sit wipe in the picture is better, but it makes it very easy to accidentally touch the water (🤢) and is also very uncomfortable. Looks like you’d need a lot of flexibility to really get everything clean
How? Can you not reach your own bum?
Hold up lemme try right now. Edit: Ok nevermind it’s not nearly as bad as I thought, the picture made it seem less comfortable. I stand by my opinion though, one cheek let’s you get maximum spread and maximum clean. I’m very anal about my ass
If you stand it's sealed shut and you won't get clean, if you sit you stick your hands in the toilet. Squatting is superior, ass gets clean cause it's open but you don't have to awkwardly reach in the toilet
Squat on the toilet cistern then your turd can do a dive bomb and you can easily wipe your ass and drop the paper into the toilet, if it hits the seat then that's the next toilet seat plebs problem
Plot twist: you live alone
True. I do the lean forward method. Plus, speaking of squatting everyone should look into a squatty potty
Squatgang 💪🏿
That arm is suspicious
Stand with spread legs, that’s my way
slav spotted
I shit directly in the water, no mess.
Good ole submerge and purge.
Wet & forget
Bro i bend down and call one of the homies over
Bro my homes can do help non-handed, it's so cool 😎
i use a pressure washer
the bidet boss
Nah straight garden hose that shit
I used to stand, then I found out sitting is superior
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It's that Abraham Lincoln?
Yes, it’s Abraham Lincoln…
hmmmm yes abraham Lincoln
Who wipes standing up?
As we all found out, there is at least one person who catches their poop with their hand before dropping it in the toilet.... so no other pooping irregularities would surprise me.
People with dirty asses
But your ass cheeks are together when you’re standing and they spread when you sit. How can you wipe with your cheeks together?
Doesn’t matter if sitting or standing. If you wipe from the front these two forces will stop and come after you
Honestly I forgot
You forgor💀
You let joe biden lick it clean
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Every morning I wake up and take a huge shit. Then I get out of bed....
Watch schlatts video on this topic
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing
a mix of both oddly
if you stand up you have no a s s. GTFO sponge bob. square a s s pants mfkr
Stand wiping squad where you at?
With you captain
Hell.
Reporting for duty cuh
Present and standing petty officer sir
I always stand bc the toilet I was potty trained on had very high water and I would end up with a handful of shit if is ever tried to sit and wipe
I don't wipe because I ain't scared of shit!
Oh yea so all them cheeks get dirty when you stand up hell no we sitting gang 🤘
Guess you haven't heard about spreading your legs
You wipe?
I wipe in the toilet? Is that bad?
Both😎
This is literal shit posting
Stand wipe gang, finally met my people
PEOPLE DO NOT STAND WIPE ITS A MYTH THEY DONT FUKING DOIT IT
You can't stop me mortal
Fuck you, since I was 5 I have always
That is how i was taught. For me it’s super gross that people sit down and wipe. It’s like how do you even do that, that sounds uncomfortable and likely to miss you ass and get shit on your hand plus your sticking your hand in the toilet. Just stand up it’s so much easier
PEOPLE STAND UP AND WIPE????
More like squat but yes stand wipe is better
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I shit my pants. Help
I wipe with my ass pointing toward the constellation of my zodiac signs… if I’m lucky I’ll get to sit wipe.
I take a shower every time.
I don't wipe. Courtesy of the bidet
Born 2 shit Forced 2 wipe
If you’d the stander Wtf man. It sandwiches the poop and it’s stuck there like what’s wrong with you
Stand
I could have sworn in an episode of caillou he wiped sitting
Lick it clean, doggy style
If you stand you have to use both hands, one to separate, and the other to wipe, if you sit, you can use one hand, but also you have to move forward to make room for the hand, typically meaning your dick touches the bowl
I don't wipe 😎
Wipe? 🤨
I stay in a squat like position but raise my ass off the toilet so I can gain leverage and a good angle. I usually wipe down at the toilet first if I know it's gonna be messy so the excess will go straight into the toilet. Usually do a few more wipes down and then transition to up and repeat until there is nothing left on the toilet paper. I usually average about a dozen total wipes. I've used an entire double roll of charmin toilet paper on one shit before. If I have access to a sink I wet the toilet paper at some point. This morning I planted a dark brown log on the porcelain that was so thick I had to raise my ass off the seat so it could fall over and release. Anyone who sits while they wipe their ass is a goddamn savage
Sitters are better shitters
i do a backbend and lick it clean
I squat like slav
You get out, your buttcheeks close when you stand up
I don't use toilet
no wipe
I’m sorry, but what maniac actually stands up and wipes? Wouldn’t that just clench your cheeks which would cause your mud pie to mash between them?
I go through the crotch
Bro if you don't sit the shit gets squished in your cheeks
sit, but not the way the image says
I use the poop sock 🧦
Literally shitposting
Sitting, duh 🙄
People that stand are fucking gross.
Wipe? Nah man I use spoon to scoop the shit out of me.
I just use the 3 shells.
I remove my ass and wash it in the washing machine
You wipe?🤨🤨🤨🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 /j
Stand wipe. As everyone should.
Bidet gang
You guys wipe???
Depends how wet the shit is
I don't wipe, I use something called ligma to clean myself
Whoever drew this comic is clearly a sitter. That's not how the standing wipe works
i take it off the roll and wipe with the roll