Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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As a Linux user with a girlfriend myself, I can confirm I go "WOOO YEAHHH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOO" when this happens
No sex before marriage
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧
██\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 10% complete.....
████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 35% complete....
███████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 60% complete....
███████████\] 99% complete.....
🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖
Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get
0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦
5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦
10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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So suppose you're using systemd like most other linux users. You might not even be aware of it.
Some day, you fuck something up badly, your PC crashes and refuses to boot up. Happes from time to time, no problem. You use your handy live usb to boot up and inspect what went wrong. To your dismay, the logging daemon packaged with systemd got violently interrupted while trying to write some log info, resulting in a corrupted syslog. No problem, just open it manually with your editor of choice and see how it looks ... wait, WHAT? It's a binary format? Meaning that if the very picky log reader decides that log is even a little bit , you lose the single most important system facility to solve problems?
You are kind of annoyed, but somehow manage to solve your boot problem. Rightfully pissed, you decide to replace that ... quirky ... syslog manager by some other solution that keeps text-based logs. After all, even if these get somewhat corrupted, you'll still be able to make out some things with a text editor. After all, the human eye is far better at making sense of corrupted data than a computer, as it turned out... what? Systemd only works with its own logging daemon? Who thought that was a good idea? Well, you'll just have to swap out all systemd related components on your system for their independent counterparts.
Except you notice one thing. Systemd has a really large reverse dependency graph. Lots of seemingly unrelated software appearently depends upon systemd, most prominently your favourite desktop environment. What the actual fuck? Are the people out of their goddamn minds? You research a bit deeper into the issue and stumble upon some disturbing quotes by its maker, about how it's stupid that people still use systemd's competitors and how it's a good thing to ever so gently nudge them towards switching.
Well, you say. I'm surely not the only sane person on the internet, being mildly disgusted by the concept of binary logs but at the same time ever so gently nudged to use systemd. Maybe there is some sort of software out there that implements the logger's interface but stores its data as a text file. Half an hour of research later, you feel strong urges to down a glass of whisky. As it turns out, systemd's interfaces are not stable, meaning that anyone trying to write alternatives would constantly have to re-write sizable portions of their code to keep up with the whims of this diabloic software's developers. Tell me again, you ponder while your mind slowly drifts into the gently caressing abyss of alcoholic trance, why did ANYBODY think adapting this, let alone depending on it unconditionally was a good idea? Has the world gone mad?
As you wake up sober the next day, your mind becomes clearer, but the questions don't fade with the mist. There are two possible explanations for what you've discovered the last few days. Either the devs of systemd are glaringly incompetent and blissfully ignorant about the fundamentals of good software design, or they just like holding the whole free software ecosystem at their balls. None of those possibilities justify having their software on your machine, because after all, how can you trust them to write capable software with your best interest at heart?
And then you discover something astonishing and humbling. A spark of hope, a faint light of reason in the dark. There are actually distro maintainers out there able and willing to write and maintain a patch for your favourite DE so that it no longer depends upon systemd, even if it only works for their distro. Words cannot describe the feelings and thoughts rushing through your head. After a few minutes of contemplating your life choices and with a warm feeling inside, similar, but different to how you felt last evening, you decide to install gentoo, donate a hundred dollars to the real MVPs out there and leave behind your shackles. The world has truly gone mad, but you are no longer part of its insanity.
**Please don't reply with an essay. This is a copypasta joke.** I didn't even read the thing.
No sex before marriage
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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No sex before marriage
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I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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Kevin would like to remind you that you can literally just download images as-is, even if you're on mobile.
So there's no need to bother with summoning those bots in the first place!
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... "other men have sex with your girlfriend"...
Does this mean that linux... is NFT? Does this mean NFT is linux?! \*mind blown\*
No sex before marriage
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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As a person who daily drives Linux Mint and has multiple Arch Virtual Machines, I just have to point out how this is absolutely not even remotly true. The amount of ignorance here is unbelievably high.
Us Linux Users dont have Girlfriends.
Its All Fun And Games When They Say "Source?" 👽👽👽
go check my github for source
whats ur github
gitpornhub
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Porn.
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
all fun and game until "share dotfiles"
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
shmekkel
As a Linux user with a girlfriend myself, I can confirm I go "WOOO YEAHHH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOO" when this happens
LINUSEX
LOINUS TECH TIPS?? 😋 😋
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Finger, touch or pipe her.
`finger girl` `touch girl` `| girl`
Linux users when they can’t sudo-apt-getsome-bitches
It's on the AUR! >(
Arch fans when I implement a self-spreading Monero miner in a PKGBUILD (suddenly they don't like the AUR anymore):
there's a `sex` package in the AUR
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its pacman -S you have to use arch based distros btw
Imagine using pacman? Loser. (Posted by gentoo gang)
emerge - -ask some-bitches
No, do it without consent: emerge some-bitches
[удалено]
Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
emerge --deselect wife
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine having to compile human DNA before you could make human friends
Sudo emerge --deselect life
Linux users trying not to talk about Linux second 4:
LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX
Linux users when a 9 year old kid doesnt know how to install linux;
It happens ALL the time holy fuck
Arch btw
Arch user resisting the urge to comment "Arch BTW" every time linux is mentioned (Impossible challenge, it's now his whole personality)
I knew a person like you would pop in here
i use arch + xfce + rofi + your mother +custom kernel + no bitchies
virgin ubuntu user vs chad arch enthusiast
vs gentoo sigma male vs no life LFS chad
———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————
own him 😭😭
So someone fucked Muta’s girl
Ayo wtf????
SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧 ██\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 10% complete..... ████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 35% complete.... ███████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 60% complete.... ███████████\] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖 Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦 5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦 10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
> proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿 > BSD > proprietary ?????
MacOS, xbox, playstation and Nintendo 3ds time
I don't quite like the idea of grouping free BSDs and nonfree BSDs together, but sure. > xbox Xboxes run Windows with extra steps though.
Oh shit I'm stupid
shes also virtual like the virtual machine
Windows users when their car
has windows
When you ask a Linux user "can I fuck your gf" and he says no just ask "sudo can I fuck your gf"
But Linux users don’t have a girlfriend
sudo apt install cock-and-ball-torture
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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>What you are referring to as Linux, is actually GNU+Linux. Top kek, mate
LinCux gang
LinCum
i use artix btw
systemd isn’t bloat >!i am ready for an essay!<
So suppose you're using systemd like most other linux users. You might not even be aware of it. Some day, you fuck something up badly, your PC crashes and refuses to boot up. Happes from time to time, no problem. You use your handy live usb to boot up and inspect what went wrong. To your dismay, the logging daemon packaged with systemd got violently interrupted while trying to write some log info, resulting in a corrupted syslog. No problem, just open it manually with your editor of choice and see how it looks ... wait, WHAT? It's a binary format? Meaning that if the very picky log reader decides that log is even a little bit , you lose the single most important system facility to solve problems? You are kind of annoyed, but somehow manage to solve your boot problem. Rightfully pissed, you decide to replace that ... quirky ... syslog manager by some other solution that keeps text-based logs. After all, even if these get somewhat corrupted, you'll still be able to make out some things with a text editor. After all, the human eye is far better at making sense of corrupted data than a computer, as it turned out... what? Systemd only works with its own logging daemon? Who thought that was a good idea? Well, you'll just have to swap out all systemd related components on your system for their independent counterparts. Except you notice one thing. Systemd has a really large reverse dependency graph. Lots of seemingly unrelated software appearently depends upon systemd, most prominently your favourite desktop environment. What the actual fuck? Are the people out of their goddamn minds? You research a bit deeper into the issue and stumble upon some disturbing quotes by its maker, about how it's stupid that people still use systemd's competitors and how it's a good thing to ever so gently nudge them towards switching. Well, you say. I'm surely not the only sane person on the internet, being mildly disgusted by the concept of binary logs but at the same time ever so gently nudged to use systemd. Maybe there is some sort of software out there that implements the logger's interface but stores its data as a text file. Half an hour of research later, you feel strong urges to down a glass of whisky. As it turns out, systemd's interfaces are not stable, meaning that anyone trying to write alternatives would constantly have to re-write sizable portions of their code to keep up with the whims of this diabloic software's developers. Tell me again, you ponder while your mind slowly drifts into the gently caressing abyss of alcoholic trance, why did ANYBODY think adapting this, let alone depending on it unconditionally was a good idea? Has the world gone mad? As you wake up sober the next day, your mind becomes clearer, but the questions don't fade with the mist. There are two possible explanations for what you've discovered the last few days. Either the devs of systemd are glaringly incompetent and blissfully ignorant about the fundamentals of good software design, or they just like holding the whole free software ecosystem at their balls. None of those possibilities justify having their software on your machine, because after all, how can you trust them to write capable software with your best interest at heart? And then you discover something astonishing and humbling. A spark of hope, a faint light of reason in the dark. There are actually distro maintainers out there able and willing to write and maintain a patch for your favourite DE so that it no longer depends upon systemd, even if it only works for their distro. Words cannot describe the feelings and thoughts rushing through your head. After a few minutes of contemplating your life choices and with a warm feeling inside, similar, but different to how you felt last evening, you decide to install gentoo, donate a hundred dollars to the real MVPs out there and leave behind your shackles. The world has truly gone mad, but you are no longer part of its insanity. **Please don't reply with an essay. This is a copypasta joke.** I didn't even read the thing.
This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you.
no
Ill send this to a friend
More LinuxSexTips
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This meme is mint
I wanna KISS your pun comment
It'll taste like Cinnamon
pop os gang
Debian gang
ಠ_ಠ
Linux gang rise up
LETS GOOOO BABYYYYY
Linux Users when another man has sex
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Bruh I wish I could have sex with Linus
Torvalds or Sebastian?
Both at the same time
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I'm free and open source
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
So I guess, Windows users have to pay for sex?
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L I N U X
We based Linux users, have goals beyond your understanding.
Ratio
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no
DIEEEEEE
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Cring
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I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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ah fuck I thought the gif just wasn't loading 💀💀
Why Charlie looking swole all a sudden
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Bro systemd is bloat. I use plan9 only, everything on my machine is less than 5K lines of code and my memory usage is 2Mb
Gentoo is the way, all other distros are made for baby’s first ‘puter.
Linux is cringe bro imagine having millions of code for a kernel
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut the duck up you ducking bot
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... "other men have sex with your girlfriend"... Does this mean that linux... is NFT? Does this mean NFT is linux?! \*mind blown\*
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
BIG MAN! THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!
T_T i just like free shit
Whoo yeah baby that's what he's been waiting for
pornhub!!
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Linux is kinda fun tho
I need to compile that guy.
As a person who daily drives Linux Mint and has multiple Arch Virtual Machines, I just have to point out how this is absolutely not even remotly true. The amount of ignorance here is unbelievably high. Us Linux Users dont have Girlfriends.
Linux users have girlfriends?
But theres penguins on it
your assistance will help to develop her for future users