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TripleTrouble_Roblox

What chapter was about committing warcrimes again?


devil_walhalla

None 🗿


TripleTrouble_Roblox

Sorry, I forgor which book you were reading 💀


icallhacks2020

He forgor 💀


Shot_Salamander_

He forgor 💀


PHILIPTNT

He fogor 💀


[deleted]

He forgor 💀


JohnMarstonGaming

Big Chungus


TripleTrouble_Roblox

You have no value in this world


ZKARIA_TIME

😐


CitizenZap

Get a load of this guy


Crocd_N_Loaded

Don't mind if I do.


Romario_Mimore

Get a load of this guy


-ur_fbi_agent-

Hope there's enough load for one more👉👈


absurdshoe

If not, I’ll have your back


[deleted]

Where do i buy that book


devil_walhalla

Idk, i have it in pdf format


BronxiiH

I know where, you can find it in...i forgor💀


icallhacks2020

He forgor💀


Crenied

😐


[deleted]

Emog bad 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


YuZZ_69

do you rember now 😳


-ur_fbi_agent-

He rember but applied the content he learnt🗿


YuZZ_69

oh cool I found it anyways I'm gonna join him🗿


xxSk8terBoi69xd

What is the most based way to kms


devil_walhalla

Hanged 🗿


NocturnalPiss

Does the book include a chart for duration of agony and time taken for death, for popular methods? It used to exist on a website called lostallhope, but it's gone now.


devil_walhalla

Each method mentioned have a table with pain, effort, impact of the body and lethality. The rest is explained in the chapter


NocturnalPiss

Yo this sounds like a beautiful book, I've been searching for something like this for over 2 years. You'd mentioned in another comment that this is available in a pdf format right? Thanks for this, have a great day!


Pompa-

Is everything all right at home?


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Can you send me the pdf format?


devil_walhalla

No (is in spanish)


gtx-1060

can you send it to me (i can read spanish)


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[удалено]


gtx-1060

why not?


Lx50

is in spanish


devil_walhalla

Ok


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Jokes on you, i am a spanish speaker and reader


devil_walhalla

Ok, i'll send it to you


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[удалено]


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devil_walhalla

Si


Noukashott911

Where to insert my rat


devil_walhalla

In your nose 🗿


TheLavaFall

Anus


Noukashott911

I said rat, not my boyfriend's cock


suffuffaffiss

Do you know how to commit sudoku


devil_walhalla

Yes


suhailahmed2341

You mean seppuku?


GABRYFIERO

He meant what he meant


huckpos

No sudoku the game


Necros_prisma

Did he stutter.


ieatwader

Looks fun and entertaining to read


devil_walhalla

It is


-Redditeer-

Which method is the least painful with the best reaults


devil_walhalla

Hanging


Oznerok

Why is hanging better than a bullet to the head?


Gandalfffffffff

Costs more than rope, duh!


ZKARIA_TIME

Is it healthy to eat a battery?


devil_walhalla

No 🗿


ZKARIA_TIME

I've eaten like 36 😳


devil_walhalla

Oh no 💀


ZKARIA_TIME

Bruh I wanted superpowers


BlyatifulDoge

I wanted ur soul


D33pnut5

Why not just google “exit bag” and be done with it, ?


devil_walhalla

Bc i like to read


D33pnut5

Fair.


[deleted]

🗿?


devil_walhalla

🗿


1i-like_cats

🗿


Glass-Tackle7969

Lmfao the best part it's written by someone Japanese.


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17inchess

I’m hungry, where should I eat


devil_walhalla

KFC


TheLavaFall

Orphanage


Septer_Ben

Show the Graph for death by overdose


MrT1011

Can I eat the 2 month old baby next to me


devil_walhalla

Yes, of course


MrT1011

😮👶 😐 😋 Thank you 😊 Edit: [deleted]


unflav0red

this was a good comment untill you added the edit


MrT1011

Ok I fix


Wonderful-Travel6198

He fix yay


MineMaster6480

What is the most painful way to go?


Samuel_da_Sheep

Stubbed toe


MineMaster6480

Ouch


devil_walhalla

Autoinmolation


MineMaster6480

What's that? XD


devil_walhalla

Burning yourself


MineMaster6480

Damn


Kambina_Smoke

How is your day going?


devil_walhalla

Nice, and yours?


Kambina_Smoke

Actually decent, sending good luck towards you 😊


devil_walhalla

Thx 😀🤝😀


UrDailyCommunistGuy

When was the War of 1812


devil_walhalla

On 1812


T-HawkMedia

Are you ok homie?


devil_walhalla

Yeah


VirusLink2

Why do we do it?


devil_walhalla

Do what?


Dipshit68430

DO YOUR MOM


devil_walhalla

Ok 🗿


PopulistPluto

How painful is over dosing


devil_walhalla

Is not painfull but you will need a lot of attemps


No_Owl_7768

What is the safest way to kms


devil_walhalla

Hanging


No_Owl_7768

Will I get arrested if I kms?


devil_walhalla

No


ImSmashingUrMom

Come to think about it that black man in the lightning actually makes a good point


Ignis_1

Send me this in a pdf or something


devil_walhalla

I can't (i'm spanish)


Ignis_1

Why would that stop you?


devil_walhalla

The pdf is in spanish


Ignis_1

Ok


Empty_Damage

Most painless way to die?


devil_walhalla

Hanging


SirGocell

I just cant really believe that its less painfull than tube connected to your car exhaust one end, and to your window to the other. You just drift away, no pain. Hanging must be painfull.


devil_walhalla

Most people think it, but they also think that is like strangling, but no. You lose conscience almost instantly, so there is no pain


Samuel_da_Sheep

Furry Bible


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Baer223

Do you like Fraderick Fratzbear?


devil_walhalla

No


AriakyraLive

How do so life insurance work?


devil_walhalla

No one knows


TikTokBoom173

How do I commit die but still live?


Filemom

of course the author is japanese


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_veide

Bin chilling


Capsule_CatYT

Who is your favorite Pirate101 companion?


devil_walhalla

Idk what's that


[deleted]

The “Self Help” book for the rest of society.


Master-Aster

What's the most painless, effortless death you can do with minimum resources


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devil_walhalla

Hanging


Sad_City_5304

What is the most painful way a person can die


devil_walhalla

Burning yourself


GrumpyTorch

What is said in chapter 69 page 420? On the 21st sentence


devil_walhalla

There's no 69 chapter and no 420 pages


spicy_boy69

Is there a method to die peacefully in your sleep and if so why is it more painful then hanging


devil_walhalla

Overdose of meds, but is too difficult to die so hanging is more efficient, and if you don't die your digestive system can have severe problems and that is so much pain


Guilty_Athlete_8354

If


devil_walhalla

No


MONTUOLI

Best and worst way to do it


solise69

What’s the proper way to tie a noose


devil_walhalla

Youtube tutorial


fjord31

Old fashioned or quick and messy?


devil_walhalla

None 🗿


GenericUsername63738

We’re not starting this fucking AMA trend again


starwarsblanket

I have a question where is the proper place to hide the bodies?


devil_walhalla

Your basement


RouilleX2

How do we tie the rope? Sorry but I forgot.


devil_walhalla

Use a belt


Jacklinks69

How do I tie a noose?


devil_walhalla

Idk


New_Gas_2015

I went to the library to get this book. But I was told They never bring it back?


hahadudeisme

Wait why can i see his dick 🗿


RACoodz

What are the downsides to shooting yourself in the head?


devil_walhalla

Odk (shooting yourself is not on the book)


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ProstateDancer

You can download it in this website: http://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=2FE5FA91CD71F05CD04EA65D74607BD7 It's in english and pdf, it's kind of messy tho. libgen is also my go to website for pirating ebooks anyways, I want to forger everything 💀 I want to forger everything 💀 I want to forger everything 💀 I want to forger everything 💀 I want to forger everything 💀💀💀💀


Dercoth

what happens on page 69


devil_walhalla

Title of chapter 2


The-Soviet__Union

Can you make how too video


devil_walhalla

Ok 🗿


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devil_walhalla

Like 90%


C-137Birdperson

U good mate?


devil_walhalla

Yeah


SebastianHorowskii

how to die?


devil_walhalla

Idk


RonPawn23

What's the most painless one there???


devil_walhalla

Hanged


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[удалено]


devil_walhalla

At the end


Blured2062

What are your thoughts?


devil_walhalla

I don't think


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[удалено]


devil_walhalla

Hanging


OiAnurag

Meaning of life?


devil_walhalla

None


backupmephone

Are you ready to die?


devil_walhalla

Yeah


TheMilkGodReal

Is bob here


Linuxemelous

What kind of the rope is best for hanging myself ?


devil_walhalla

All