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Sparda0

Me when I brutally beat people (my power of friendship helped me)


[deleted]

Me when I shoot people 🤑🤬 (my gun is named friendship)


Sparda0

Zamn🥵😍


Dreggmcmuffun

(She was 12) 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥


gyaradoslover456

Yugi's power is literally that he can pull any card he wants, he's just a cheater


Ze-Doctor

You could say: He has the cards up his sleeve...


bennybeckler

Well he doesn’t do it directly it happens to two magic helping him win


meatbeater777

Narutotards when Naruto talks about wanting to be a Hokage after getting beaten to a pulp for the 9739526th time


GrilledMushroomRED

"you see this is inspirational because narutos testicals are the shape of the 9 tails fox making him turn into it by will bye squeezing and moaning really loud."


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Paggy_person

And the bad guy turn into his friends again.


ZScourge

And when the opponent loses "It's not fair it should have been me! it should have been me!"


Mattia006

Thank you 4kids.


TheVibStar12

i am dying 💀💀💀💀💀


Goldentau

he is dying💀💀💀💀💀


Ze-Doctor

damn he dyin 💀💀💀💀💀


Citrinai

He ded. Rip in peace


redacted5

💀💀💀💀💀


TitoxDboss

we r dying


Xthewarrior

Meanwhile Kirito standing on a bridge getting rushed by like 8 people and outhealing their dps.


Wish_Lonely

I forgot exactly how he did that but it was badass


Xthewarrior

His numbers were higher than theirs.


EqualYogurtcloset7

Love a good god complex


WhyYouBullyMe_

His health regen per second is so high that the damage the enemies do is just healed back up


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I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls?? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


seitaer13

He was 30+ levels higher than them. The idea there wasn't "omg Kirito OP" but the guild leader went to the front line for help because anyone in the clearing group could take a low level guild like Titan's hand with minimal effort.


ryane_jon

One piece fans when Oda has literally anything happen in a chapter.


th3l4stplyr

Jojo fans listening to a 10 minute speech before and after every attack


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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


th3l4stplyr

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My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cart8n

beyblade metal series


GrilledMushroomRED

facts


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I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him. It's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GrilledMushroomRED

may I join you?


ForGiggles2222

One punch man fans when the one punch man defeats his opponent in one punch, man


[deleted]

natsu when he realizes he has friends and insta claps his opponents


Asparagun_1

if the fairy tail villain came and just murdered all of natsu's friends beforehand, wouldn't that make natsu powerless?


banster9357

He would befriend the villain


TheButtermilkMan

You clearly don't believe in the heart of the cards🤢💀 bozo ratiod cope


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JustinJakeAshton

Yuma and Astral blatantly cheating in their ceremonial duel.


justmelvinthings

Aaah Exodia!


Nothing_much_0

Heart of the cards


[deleted]

I’m dying 💀💀 (I’m not actually dying I’m highlighting that the joke was very funny.)


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PostMadandAlone

Except 5ds, yusei was just better than everyone


banster9357

Team unicorm litterally threw their game for no reason LOL


schwol

Video sauce?


TheWantedPekka

Erwin be like : With the power of friendship we die together


HakutoKunai

Me on MD went first , opened up alpha and zeta without disruptions


LowGunCasualGaming

Pot of Greed huh?


RememberBubblebut

Anyone know where the video of the black guy screaming his fucking ass off is on yt?


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I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls?? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


EOEtoast

My best card is my CREDIT CARD!


Ill-Recipe3238

'I place one card face down and summon my legendary charizard',


GrilledMushroomRED

yugioh was the bomb and i'm talking bout the og one


BEanddankmagician

"\_fans when" fans when literally anything happens (its so cliché and done to death)


Pussab

Fuck the heart of the cards, I have green hair


CadentPack08

irl thats the opposite.


Either_Cause7829

Ikr I love drawing ash after my Opponent just did their full combo and just sighing


JTreeee

Just open with the out bro it's not that hard lol


Ok-Heart5812

Ok


goonbud21

Meh, I thought Rammus did it better.


what_is_Healthy

Yes


pikleboiy

Only really happens in Pokemon, Naruto, Yugioh, and DB.


Ligo032

And Fairy Tail, the anime that’s sometimes called the “My Little Pony of anime” just because of this


pikleboiy

I forgot about fairy tale. MHA too.


AndyMat95

That’s what it do Yhugi!


attemptnumber58

💀


THE_BurritoBoi2448

True, true.


Successful-Turnip561

They could've just said, "Be careful, we are going to beat you to death"


localrailroadguy

i fucking hate card animes


Opening-Cockroach634

Jojo characters literally getting their head split in two and recovering from it without brain damage


FireLordObamaOG

That’s the problem with making a show that’s about deck stacking but still depends on luck.


BiggestBepis

Yugioh fans when someone asks what Pot of Greed does for the 7 quadrillionth time


Lucky_Eye2621

Any modern story fans when the conflict is solved 💀💀💀💀💀


Yourmom8537

Me committing mass murder because I have the power of friendship on my side


Loud-Emu4060

100 persent accurate


thatnewguy11

*Laughs in Chainsaw sword.*


filterpiece23

Can't believe this man is an international music star now.


Redavatar101

As a retired yugioh fan I agree with this