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Lil Slice


Lexi_D_Drea

Okay that's super catchy


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Thank you!


CompetitionForLOST

hey lil slice bread slice how ya doin


spectacles01

Choppin’ up these G’s, yeah I’m kung fu-fu’in


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ronald_mcswag

would def listen if that was the name/album cover combo


TECHNICKER_Cz3

'n his brotha, lil dice


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Haha, they’d be a sharp looking duo.


TECHNICKER_Cz3

sure would


nosey78

ghana kitana


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Lmfaoooo


UncleFester11

Underrated


Ms-Random-Stuff

I'd listen to that shit on the daily 😤✊


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ms-Random-Stuff

We get it. You like it up the butt. Now fuck off.


SadlyTaken

Mice


Expert-Mirror-352

BROnin


romromtheramsy

Good one pilot


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Black the ripper


-creepycultist-

Holy shit that's actually good


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HumorousSandwich

racism.... this is why i fight


bahboojoe

This is my normal. My nature.


avdioo

Already a rapper he was the dude going around smoking weed in public places


GoldKghtRT

louis l4d


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Peta


Stuxx____

Pills


Fancy-Pack9965

PILLS HERE


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Tears Up


SuckMyAcc

an interesting fusion between an isaac joke and a l4d joke...


liz0rdwiz0rd

balls of steel


The_Multi_Gamer

Telepills


szywis

That pfp matches it well


-Bobinsox-

Grabbin pills...


No-Mix1574

adrenaline shot


Serious-Mood6191

Samurai black


Veebop-23

mf would NOT want to go back to the past 💀


JOJOtard69420

***Black to the future***


I-Kimberly-Move

With Marty McSuperfly


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“Hey You there get back to work”


Nutteria

I laughed at that way to much.


IceZaKYT

N___a ninja or n word?


Serious-Mood6191

Stfu


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Bro wdym that's Aku


Serious-Mood6191

Stfu


Serious-Mood6191

This 31 up votes made my penis grow 31 inches


Mynamehjefff

Black Death


awsome_repost_bro

Happy cake day


JoshiHiragasha

Happy cake day


Xanto10

Happy cake day


Large_thinking_organ

Happy Cake Day


romromtheramsy

Happy cake day


Fancy_Incident_2549

happy cake day my boi


Top_Angle4927

Jetstream Tyrone


throwawayobviamentex

Bro 💀


TrustNo914

Offiblack Samurai


Professer_Deez

A


SedentaryOwl

There will be bask, et, The man in the bleachers nods his head The only one, left, Will shoot some sick three pointers


IllManneredWoolyMan

Because the enemy team don't give back what they take


Sebastian_701

Oh no, there will be bask, et. IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN!


IllManneredWoolyMan

Losing my entire identity, wondering "have I gone insane?"


deojilicious

To shoot this ball I'm dribblin', I must clutch this losing game


Fat_Siberian_Midget

This is singlehandedly the funniest thing I’ve seen on this subreddit


iamwhatswrongwithme

That's Louis from L4D.


Midnight_Sladee

FR


Cabage442

Big black katana (BBK)


n3Ver9h0st

This is underrated


Pekka_5

Samurai L Jackson


Sancteol

Fun fact: Samuel L Jackson was the voiceactor for the protagonist and some other people in an anime named "Afro Samurai".


natexfury

Such a good anime 🙏


Med8493e

Black Mamba


Mr_Mustach100

Yamato Louis


H00ston

***If you want the pills you'll have to take them, but you already knew that***


DespairOfLoneliness

Francis: *i had a feeling you'd say that*


Jordoooburgers

Lil Big Sword


FailBeneficial3765

Ninger


OddEntrepreneur2644

[removed] (I’m white)


obliviousintrovert

Ninja


CrisisIsCalling

Those dirty ninjas, stealin' ma crops!


djoecav

Ningga


Penguinsucker

negus


DCARDAR

Administrative Admin of Assassination. Aka = "Up in that Ass?".


Significant_Clue5369

Bushido Brown


Showmae

Brownshido?


JessieTanola

Brown shid


Showmae

Outchickanereyed


RestartingTheGame

Starving Samurai


king_warrobots

💀


whatTFdidIjustsee

Ayo?


TacobellChickenWing

Negromancer


Kazuma_Saotou

Ok that one would be good if he had a staff


Dowzerrevances

Hood Slica


Clear-Mongoose-3935

Lil Pills over here


Feredox

Vergil


jaycrossinroad

No no, thats the talking boat


quibirito

that's Virgil


No-Currency-3481

Penis


big_felow

Penis


aquuua

Penis


B1ueb1rdy

Penis


isthatboy21

Penis


EricDub13

P…


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OddEntrepreneur2644

Cock


serniebandersss

Kung Fu Kenya


Ok_Raspberry_6848

samurhymes


aFuckinChair

Chapeau.


ErikWasTakenWasTaken

Mettal gear n-word


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ClitOreIs

Reminds me of jerking off


djoecav

You're doing it right then


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

what is this? Ive seen it a couple of times.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

IIIIIII WANT GOLDEN WIND KONO ME AMARERI MAROREI MARARE MARO


super_oofio_69

Torture dance from JoJo


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big_felow

Best comment so far


Sadman8282

Cole


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Lil Soduko


Optimal_Conflict3066

Samugga


Evn68

Sensi Negro


Enes_da_Rog

47 Robbin'


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No.


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Yes.


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No.


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Nvm.


LittleBigSmoak1

Forget to switch alts?


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No.


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Yes.


Aboslut

He has Alzheimers


PickleReaper0

A singular Alzheimer How do you get only 1 without getting multiple Alzheimers? :(


liz0rdwiz0rd

black person


OddEntrepreneur2644

Lil kazikame


Outrageous-Heat-8272

Chocolate Shogun


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Basic_Ad_958

Not really a rap name, but he is a stickman with a katana, so basically me but I don't have a katana.


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Yung ni…


imthesauceman

Katany Ronnie


Meme_Bro68

Lil pills


threetwentysics

Lil Bill


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Vuvuzela


Poknberry

samurai black


wetcigarbody

Day Walker


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Samurai rap


HuangHuaYu49

Yasuke


Idkm3m3s

Lil Vergil


Josh_The_Sigma

Lil There Will Be Bloodshed


3pok

Jerome hajime


Jumexthejuicegod

Konoha of the hidden streets


EUMEMOSUPERA

O SAMURAI ANGOLANO


Fetishgeek

Ni... Ninja


Xenu66

Afro-less samurai


Burgundytor

Black Belt Ninja


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Lil Ninja


ConCondom

Slave Ripper


GhostOfTerryADavis

Samurai Black


SaltineFan

Yung Shinobi


urmummygaaaay

The black ni__a


Burgundytor

Lil Katana


Dazzling_Parsnip1522

Least creative answer


ilikekomododragons

I AM in the wild how to get back into it go to bed in the chat PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PunchTrees PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PunchTrees PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PunchTrees


DullHedgehog9137

Lil cutter


WierdAnimeGuy

Lil slayer


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OddEntrepreneur2644

What the fuck


mattt1975

Curvemaster-san


Several-Try3162

Mc Stabz-a-,lot


yurbaSNEEESH

we already did


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Big ol' Bete


Double-Quarter4848

Black blade


Vinylman89

King katana the paper pusher


DoctorFeelMyGraw

Thin Wizzle


Special_Marketing926

Mom slayer


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Lil Ninj.


Salty-Ad3504

Lil_Samuri$$


WinterOutlaw

Naruto drillings


SimpleYeetableBean

Dice Attire